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![Marilyn Monroe: List of sex symbols
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A sex symbol is a celebrity of either sex, typically an actor or actress, musician, supermodel,
teen idol, sports star, or even a politician, noted for being widely regarded as sexually
attractive. The term was first used in the mid-1950s in relation to the popularity of certain film
stars, including Marilyn Monroe, Brigitte Bardot, Marlon Brando, James Dean, and Raquel
Welch. (2]
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![Marilyn Monroe: A argumate
Our descendants will find our songs about butts and preference for thick ones
ridiculously quaint, much like the Victorians going apeshit over visible ankles.
argumate
#god knows what they will be into #livers maybe
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Our constant exposure to pornography and easy smut will numb us to nudity.
Eventually the hot new fetish will be gastro shows, where a live holographic
display of the performers internal organs.
argumate
did you just invent vore
shedoesnotcomprehend
When I was a little kid being allowed to look things up on the internet for the first
time, my mom gave me a Talk on Internet Safety. There were Things On The
Internet, she explained. Inappropriate Things. Things I Was Too Young To See.
Little me felt that I was a Girl Of The World. I had Seen Things, I pointed out. We
had gone to the art museum; we had visited the part with the ancient Greek and
Roman statues. I had seen (sotto voce) naked people. Not just in skimpy
clothing, or underwear, or even a fig leaf, but entirely naked! There was nothing
left for me to see!
My (poor, patient) mother sighed. No, she explained, there were Other Things.
Things I Had Not Seen. Things Of Which I Did Not Know. They were on the
internet, and I was to avoid them.
It was clear that this was the Parental Final World. But Small Me was left terribly,
terribly curious. I'd thought l'd understood how things worked – a picture of a
person in regular clothes was modest; a picture of a person in a little less than
that, like Marilyn Monroe with her skirt being blown up, was a little bit racy; a
picture of a person in underwear was pretty much a sex thing; and a picture of a
totally naked person was (if it wasn't art or anatomy) pornography.
So how could there be something more so than a totally naked person? What
could this wrong forbidden inappropriate unnatural thing be?
The sequence so far had made sense! Less clothes, more inappropriate! And
eventually you got down to nothing at all at which point you'd seen everything
there was to see and nothing was left private anymore and married people could
engage in baby-producing activities!
So I mulled this over for a long time. And finally, I came to a conclusion:
Clearly, the next step in the sequence had to be taking off your skin.
This was extremely explanatory! No wonder this Secret Thing was so wrong -
you had to skin someone alive to produce it! No wonder they didn't want kids
seeing it – how traumatic! This really was a Perverted Deviance Of Modern
Society!
Small Me proceeded to make the obvious series of extrapolations from this.
There would be videos of people slowly and sexily removing their own skin, or
other people's skin, of course. There'd be images arranged to look like someone
was removing their skin when they really weren't. Some truly disturbed perverts
would be watching videos where the muscle was stripped off, to show organs
and bones. And no wonder sex slavery and prostitution were so horrifying, if
women were being forced into that.
(Yes. Yes, I was familiar with the concept of prostitution but couldn't figure out
the concept of porn. What can I say; I had a classical education. Turns out one
of those comes up in Great Literature a lot more often than the other.)
In any case, Small Me continued to operate under this assumption for quite
some time, happy in its explanatory power, and feeling Terribly World-Wise And
Jaded. (And occasionally feeling vaguely guilty that clearly I was not nearly so
innocent as my mother thought.)
Finding out what pornography actually involved was kind of anticlimactic, really.
argumate
good lord.
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