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Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41 Sean 4 days ago HOW YOU DOIBIPHY Hey Sean! X 3 days ago Hey yourself You know it was only last week said to my pal;'if a girl opened with a Friends quote I'd probably just marry her Oh shit, I better buy a dress! ORMAGIE COM GIPHY Should probably go out once or twice first. Just to keep everyone's parents happy Meh, fuck em Alright I like your attitude Good job really if we're getting married Tell me things What things would you like? I have much wisdom Top 5 facts about Sean Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must be rude and ask to continue this in the morrow if that's ok Request granted. But i want a further 5 facts 2 days ago Alright you ready? Born ready 11 have been in a coma for 2 days 2. I once played an astronaut in a Universal Studios show 3. I'll make you hate me via puns 4.I coach football. 5. I can make you laugh out loud wherever you are with one simple joke You go Excellent facts! Can you prove number 5 please? Oh shit I meant I have experienced a 2 day coma. Not the last 2 days Yes can. Why do flamingoes only lift one leg up when they stand? 1. I've never broken a bone 2. Even though I'm a strong independent woman. spiders and creepy crawlies in my house freak me tf out 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of nieces and nephews 4. My wit makes people either hate me or fall madly in love with me 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy Go on.... Yes i gathered thats what you meant about the coma hahah If they lifted both up they'd fall Over Ok that was pretty funny Considering proved my number 5,l'd like you to do the same Deal. Name the place and time Yesterday He got me there!
Creepy, Drinking, and Facts: R 43% 20:41
 Sean
 4 days ago
 HOW YOU DOIBIPHY
 Hey Sean! X
 3 days ago
 Hey yourself
 You know it was only last week
 said to my pal;'if a girl opened
 with a Friends quote I'd probably
 just marry her
 Oh shit, I better buy a dress!
 ORMAGIE COM
 GIPHY
 Should probably go out once or
 twice first. Just to keep
 everyone's parents happy
 Meh, fuck em
 Alright I like your attitude
 Good job really if we're getting
 married
 Tell me things
 What things would you like? I
 have much wisdom
 Top 5 facts about Sean
 Fact 1.I'm up at 5am so I must
 be rude and ask to continue this
 in the morrow if that's ok
 Request granted. But i want a
 further 5 facts
 2 days ago
 Alright you ready?
 Born ready
 11 have been in a coma for 2
 days
 2. I once played an astronaut in a
 Universal Studios show
 3. I'll make you hate me via puns
 4.I coach football.
 5. I can make you laugh out loud
 wherever you are with one simple
 joke
 You go
 Excellent facts! Can you prove
 number 5 please?
 Oh shit I meant I have
 experienced a 2 day coma. Not
 the last 2 days
 Yes can. Why do flamingoes
 only lift one leg up when they
 stand?
 1. I've never broken a bone
 2. Even though I'm a strong
 independent woman. spiders
 and creepy crawlies in my house
 freak me tf out
 3. Got 4 sisters and an army of
 nieces and nephews
 4. My wit makes people either
 hate me or fall madly in love with
 me
 5. I'm an excellent drinking buddy
 Go on....
 Yes i gathered thats what you
 meant about the coma hahah
 If they lifted both up they'd fall
 Over
 Ok that was pretty funny
 Considering proved my number
 5,l'd like you to do the same
 Deal. Name the place and time
 Yesterday
He got me there!

He got me there!

Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: ④ 9:52 PM ●#000 Sprint令 95%) SAVED cursed Normie MemesTM Follow the_tired activist This girl just ate the Big Tower of Meat, made it on the wall of fame, and somehow still had room for dessert: BIRGER 47,807 likes Comments ge_hao_SHES EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE 6h 2 likes Reply bitch_im_puddin Brain says 'Marry her' h Reply jd cali Wife material 6h Reply madgirlwithoutabox1 My new hero 6h 3 likes Reply mr.blueberry_ Honestly h Reply mr.blueberry. This is sexy 6hReply danyellenaomi Fuckin boss 6h Reply Comments 6h Reply jd cali Wife material 6h Reply discount_supervillan She's my spirit animal 5h Reply maya_lazygurl_ Me 6h Reply arielle_bruh Good for her! Damn! 6h Reply aint your_waifu Goals 6h Reply theasiandish My kind of girl 5h Reply ohwowlolcool I'm proud of her 5h like Reply los_pierce_the veils_ She's a legend 5h 3 likes Reply oooo Sprint 9:42 PM Photo relationships.usa Omg so l faced my biggest fear today and went to the beach in a swimsuit Liked by lillianishard, petition2givedirkstriderabreak and 328,028 others relationships.usa she's so beautiful i love this! View all 6,975 comments eat ass.780 ewww this makes me wanna puke she needs to take care of herslef instead of eating everything she sees 1w 1 like Reply eat_ass.780 @itsniyaaati she should be ashamed thats not healthy and shes treating herself like a piece of shit that's disgusting 1w Reply cool_kid_roblox Where's the chick I just see a whale 1w 2 likes Reply names.alex Good to know we encourage obesity now 1w 2 likes Reply harrisonrolleston It's her fault for being fat 1w 2 likes Reply nOble__pizarr0 0 Ew 1w 1 like Reply nOble__pizarr0_0 I think that's kinda unhealthy 1w 1 like Reply Post Add a comment as irlskitty... pardonmewhileipanic: witchofglitter: just gonna leave this here… it was never really about health ^^^^^ IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT HEALTH
Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: ④
 9:52 PM
 ●#000 Sprint令
 95%)
 SAVED
 cursed Normie MemesTM
 Follow
 the_tired activist
 This girl just ate the Big Tower of Meat,
 made it on the wall of fame, and somehow
 still had room for dessert:
 BIRGER
 47,807 likes

 Comments
 ge_hao_SHES EVERYTHING I WANTED
 TO BE
 6h 2 likes Reply
 bitch_im_puddin Brain says 'Marry her'
 h Reply
 jd cali Wife material
 6h Reply
 madgirlwithoutabox1 My new hero
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 mr.blueberry_ Honestly
 h Reply
 mr.blueberry. This is sexy
 6hReply
 danyellenaomi Fuckin boss
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 Comments
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 jd cali Wife material
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 discount_supervillan She's my spirit
 animal
 5h Reply
 maya_lazygurl_ Me
 6h Reply
 arielle_bruh Good for her! Damn!
 6h Reply
 aint your_waifu Goals
 6h Reply
 theasiandish My kind of girl
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 ohwowlolcool I'm proud of her
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 los_pierce_the veils_ She's a legend
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 oooo Sprint
 9:42 PM
 Photo
 relationships.usa
 Omg so l faced my biggest fear today and
 went to the beach in a swimsuit
 Liked by lillianishard,
 petition2givedirkstriderabreak and 328,028 others
 relationships.usa she's so beautiful i love this!
 View all 6,975 comments

 eat ass.780 ewww this makes me
 wanna puke she needs to take care of
 herslef instead of eating everything she
 sees
 1w 1 like Reply
 eat_ass.780 @itsniyaaati she should be
 ashamed thats not healthy and shes
 treating herself like a piece of shit that's
 disgusting
 1w Reply
 cool_kid_roblox Where's the chick I just
 see a whale
 1w 2 likes Reply
 names.alex Good to know we encourage
 obesity now
 1w 2 likes Reply
 harrisonrolleston It's her fault for being
 fat
 1w 2 likes Reply
 nOble__pizarr0 0 Ew
 1w 1 like Reply
 nOble__pizarr0_0 I think that's kinda
 unhealthy
 1w 1 like Reply
 Post
 Add a comment as irlskitty...
pardonmewhileipanic:
witchofglitter:

just gonna leave this here…


it was never really about health

^^^^^
IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT HEALTH

pardonmewhileipanic: witchofglitter: just gonna leave this here… it was never really about health ^^^^^ IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT HEALTH...

Ass, Bill Cosby, and Children: jesse farrar Follow BronzeHammer Woody Allen married his own kid. Remember that? He married her. Just married the damn kid. Took care of the kid a while and thought, "Well, guess I'll marry her now." And everyone was just like "Alrighty." Kept makin movies. 7:01 PM-12 Mar 2018 16,055 Retweets 59,072 Likes 20 <p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/174993419237/last-house-on-the-right-because-social-media-is" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://last-house-on-the-right.tumblr.com/post/174945361442" class="tumblr_blog">last-house-on-the-right</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woody Allen’s kid. She is the adopted daughter of his ex girlfriend, Mia Farrow, and her ex husband. It’s important to note that Soon-Yi was of age and consented to everything. Yes, it’s still fucking creepy but she is not his kid.</p> <p>Woody Allen is a hugeantic piece of shit so if you want to rag on him, let’s focus on the true things:</p> <p>- He pursued a sexual relationship and eventual marriage with a young woman he helped raise for 12 years and described his relationship with her before the marriage as “paternal.” (The way that tweet should have been worded.)</p> <p>- He included jokes in his stand up comedy routine about his first wife’s sexual assault.</p> <p>- He definitely more than likely sexually abused his adopted daughter, Dylan. You can read about the case and decide for yourself. But come on.</p> <p>- He has always romanticized gigantic age differences in relationships in his films with girls that are barely-legal. (Juliette Lewis was 19 when she played opposite him. He was 56.)</p> <p>- He has most of Hollywood wrapped around his skeevy finger and it’s gross. No one wants to let Dylan Farrow have a voice against him because he’s so “loved” and celebrated as an icon in Hollywood. Much like Bill Cosby was…hmm…</p> <p>- Seriously Dylan has been trying to talk about this for 25 years and people won’t listen. He had been in therapy for inappropriate behavior toward her before anything was presented to the police.</p> <p>- 2 babysitters and a tutor backed up Dylan’s claim.</p> <p>- <a href="https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993#">Here’s the judge’s 33 page ruling in which he basically says Mr.Allen’s behavior is gross and disgusting and children need to be protected from him.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>2017 was the year we called out Weinstein.. 2018 can be he purge of Woody Allen </p> </blockquote> <p>Woody Allen should have been purged a long ass time ago. Right up there with Roman Polanski on the list of nasty child predators that Hollywood allows to have a career.</p>
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Children: jesse farrar
 Follow
 BronzeHammer
 Woody Allen married his own kid. Remember
 that? He married her. Just married the damn
 kid. Took care of the kid a while and thought,
 "Well, guess I'll marry her now." And everyone
 was just like "Alrighty." Kept makin movies.
 7:01 PM-12 Mar 2018
 16,055 Retweets 59,072 Likes 20
<p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/174993419237/last-house-on-the-right-because-social-media-is" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://last-house-on-the-right.tumblr.com/post/174945361442" class="tumblr_blog">last-house-on-the-right</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p>Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woody Allen’s kid. She is the adopted daughter of his ex girlfriend, Mia Farrow, and her ex husband. It’s important to note that Soon-Yi was of age and consented to everything. Yes, it’s still fucking creepy but she is not his kid.</p>
<p>Woody Allen is a hugeantic piece of shit so if you want to rag on him, let’s focus on the true things:</p>
<p>- He pursued a sexual relationship and eventual marriage with a young woman he helped raise for 12 years and described his relationship with her before the marriage as “paternal.” (The way that tweet should have been worded.)</p>
<p>- He included jokes in his stand up comedy routine about his first wife’s sexual assault.</p>
<p>- He definitely more than likely sexually abused his adopted daughter, Dylan. You can read about the case and decide for yourself. But come on.</p>
<p>- He has always romanticized gigantic age differences in relationships in his films with girls that are barely-legal. (Juliette Lewis was 19 when she played opposite him. He was 56.)</p>
<p>- He has most of Hollywood wrapped around his skeevy finger and it’s gross. No one wants to let Dylan Farrow have a voice against him because he’s so “loved” and celebrated as an icon in Hollywood. Much like Bill Cosby was…hmm…</p>
<p>- Seriously Dylan has been trying to talk about this for 25 years and people won’t listen. He had been in therapy for inappropriate behavior toward her before anything was presented to the police.</p>
<p>- 2 babysitters and a tutor backed up Dylan’s claim.</p>
<p>- <a href="https://www.scribd.com/document/205403621/Allen-v-Farrow-Custody-Ruling-June-7-1993#">Here’s the judge’s 33 page ruling in which he basically says Mr.Allen’s behavior is gross and disgusting and children need to be protected from him.</a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>2017 was the year we called out Weinstein.. 2018 can be he purge of Woody Allen </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Woody Allen should have been purged a long ass time ago. Right up there with Roman Polanski on the list of nasty child predators that Hollywood allows to have a career.</p>

lovelyardie: last-house-on-the-right: Because social media is a virus, I feel the need to clear some things up. Soon-Yi Previn is not Woo...

Beautiful, Birthday, and Children: breezy. Why am I crying rn 18,319 Retweets 55,858 Likes 18K 56K Post 75,541 likes kaelinedwards Imagine this: A 12 year old you, promises an 11 year old her that you're going to marry her and she's going to be the mother of your children. Then. you break up, find different lovers, and forget about each other and those promises. Years later, after you've both been heartbroken in unintentional time-wasting relationships, you stumble across each other again at 15 and 16. You rekindle your young love, date with intention for years, then get married, move out, drop out of college, build a multi- million dollar business, travel around the country, and get pregnant ALL at 19. At 20 you buy your dream home and car- then to kick off a new year, you spend your 21st birthday in a hospital anticipating your first born. We did this ALL TOGETHER. You guys see the results, but please never forget how much Kyrah and I have been through to be where we are and have what we have. We've risked it all and went through the school of Hard Knocks to grow up fast. Together. Everything we've built has been together. And in this moment, we felt the weight of every decision and sacrifice we have made, and finally understood the purpose they were for: our son. Can you understand the tears now? #worththewait #GodThings View all 2,953 comments 3 andresogward Congrats my broA andresogward So happy for you guys Things that are meant to be will be. This is beautiful.
Beautiful, Birthday, and Children: breezy.
 Why am I crying rn
 18,319 Retweets 55,858 Likes
 18K
 56K
 Post
 75,541 likes
 kaelinedwards Imagine this: A 12 year old you, promises an
 11 year old her that you're going to marry her and she's
 going to be the mother of your children. Then. you break
 up, find different lovers, and forget about each other and
 those promises. Years later, after you've both been
 heartbroken in unintentional time-wasting relationships,
 you stumble across each other again at 15 and 16. You
 rekindle your young love, date with intention for years, then
 get married, move out, drop out of college, build a multi-
 million dollar business, travel around the country, and get
 pregnant ALL at 19. At 20 you buy your dream home and
 car- then to kick off a new year, you spend your 21st
 birthday in a hospital anticipating your first born. We did
 this ALL TOGETHER. You guys see the results, but please
 never forget how much Kyrah and I have been through to
 be where we are and have what we have. We've risked it all
 and went through the school of Hard Knocks to grow up
 fast. Together. Everything we've built has been together.
 And in this moment, we felt the weight of every decision
 and sacrifice we have made, and finally understood the
 purpose they were for: our son. Can you understand the
 tears now? #worththewait #GodThings
 View all 2,953 comments
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 andresogward Congrats my broA
 andresogward So happy for you guys
Things that are meant to be will be. This is beautiful.

Things that are meant to be will be. This is beautiful.