🔥 25+ Best Memes About Mary

Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... livingwithdystonia: tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier did he do her Spanish homework!? I must know! Brazilians speak Portuguese.

$Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... livingwithdystonia: tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier did he do her Spanish homework!? I must know! Brazilians speak Portuguese.$

livingwithdystonia: tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier did he...

Life, Love, and Tumblr: Do you love this world? Do you cherish your humble and silky life? Do you adore the green grass, with its terror beneath? Do you also hurry, half-dressed and barefoot, into the garden, and softly, and exclaiming of their dearness, fill your arms with the white and pink flowers, with their honeyed heaviness, their lush trembling their eagerness to be wild and perfect for a moment, before they are nothing, forever? women-loving-art: Mary Oliver, from Peonies

women-loving-art: Mary Oliver, from Peonies

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Mary's father threw her out when she decided to marry Jake in 1948. Mary and Jake have been happily married for over 68 years. You love who you love. awesomacious: You love who you love

awesomacious: You love who you love

Complex, Party, and Target: liking joseph and hating mary sympathizing with mary and seeing joseph as the guilty party recognizing that both joseph and mary are complex characters with flaws and a toxic relationship and that neither party is innocent thomas-is-my-name: meggannn: i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom There’s been non-stop drama in the Bible fandom since it was written

thomas-is-my-name: meggannn: i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there ...

Wendys, Customer, and Mary: mary-go-round @trustmeiknow Employee: Welcome to Wendy's would like to try our Asiag- Customer: fofofo Wendy's

Anaconda, Fall, and Fucking: "I need a little distance from campus at the moment" Mary @marynern16 Class was cancelled today Sprint LTE Inbox (1) blackboard-no-reply@ohio.edu 10:30 AM Details Intro Fiction and Nonfiction (ENG 2010 100 LEC FALL_2016-17): Class canceled 11/3 Today at 10:27 AM I couldn't find a fucking parking space, so I can't make it to class today. Sorry for any inconveniences. You all get 10/10 for the quiz today. I won't be holding office hours today either as I need a little distance from campus at the moment. -Brandon meirl

meirl

Anaconda, Dank, and Fall: "I need a little distance from campus at the moment" Mary @marynern16 Class was cancelled today Sprint LTE Inbox (1) blackboard-no-reply@ohio.edu 10:30 AM Details Intro Fiction and Nonfiction (ENG 2010 100 LEC FALL_2016-17): Class canceled 11/3 Today at 10:27 AM I couldn't find a fucking parking space, so I can't make it to class today. Sorry for any inconveniences. You all get 10/10 for the quiz today. I won't be holding office hours today either as I need a little distance from campus at the moment. -Brandon meirl by KCPStudios MORE MEMES

meirl by KCPStudios MORE MEMES

Bad, Chelsea, and Dank: These are the ladies that will end up causing lots of TROUBLE in the nursing home... Alison Cassie Dorothy Heather Jodi Lisa Monica Roz Amanda Cathy Eileen Heidi Josie LizNancy Roxanne Steph Amy Chelsea Ellen Helen Joyce Lori Natalie Ruth Sue Angela Cheryl Emily Holly Judy Loraine Nicole Samantha Tammy Ashley Chris Emma Irene Julie Louise Olivia Sandra Teresa Anita Cindy Erin Iris Karen Lynn Pa Shannon Terri Barbara Claire gFaith Jackie Kate Lucy Pat Sharon Tina Beth Connie Felicia Jade Kim Marcie Pauline Shawn Traci Bev Crystal Fran Janet Kirstin Maria Peggy Sheila Trisha Bonnie Dawn Gayle Jean Laura Mary Rachael Shelley Val Brenda Deb Georgia Jennifer Lauren Meg Rebecca SherriVicki Brooke Denise Glenda Jess Leah Me Rita Shirley Wendy Carol Diane Gwen Jill Carrie Donna Hannah Joan Linda Molly Robyn Stacey Zoe Stella Leslie Michelle Rhonda Sonia Yvonne You bad girl

You bad girl

Iphone, Love, and Twitter: Mary G. Smith @marygsmith81 This is what I love to see. A father teaching his young son how to propose to his girlfriend. someone give him the father of the year award bravo KENT @uhkent the lifestyle I want and deserve 11:41 PM 24 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,761 Retweets 9,735 Likes oh mary

oh mary

Love, Been, and Her: Mary's father threw her out when she decided to marry Jake in 1948. Mary and Jake have been happily married for over 68 years. You love who you love. You love who you love

You love who you love

Dank, Memes, and Pregnant: When your girl is pregnant, but you never had sex. And when your child is born, 3 random niggas, that you have never seen, show up with gifts for the baby. Was inside of Mary before Joseph by Europa_U_E_99 MORE MEMES

Was inside of Mary before Joseph by Europa_U_E_99 MORE MEMES

Love, Been, and Her: Mary's father threw her out when she decided to marry Jake in 1948. Mary and Jake have been happily married for over 68 years. You love who you love. You love who you love

You love who you love

Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

$Beautiful, Bitch, and Boo: olivia joy @livvmaloney when I dropped everything to do some Brazilian man's English homework: all Verizon 10:00 PM _paulocaetano Today at 9:24 PM Done Hey Kitty girl I need some help Pleaseeee Yo Thank god Are u American? Yes I'm brazilian Here we have english class And i'm hang out with a cute guy I want to impress Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano If i impress him I can Kiss on this weekend Are you asking me how to impress him? 6) a-( ) Did / eat b-( ) Did / eaten you c-( ) Have /eaten d-( ) Have / eat a movie last Saturday 7) Mary a-( ) did watch b-( ) didn't watch C-( d-( ) didn't watched ) has watched March 8) He hasn't come here d-( ) already b-( )just 9) The cake is ready I have a-( ) already b-( ) yet prepared it { ) for d-( ) never at home last week 10) My father a-( ) has stayed have stayed d-( ) did stay to the USA last year 11) He a-( ) move b-( ) moved C-( ) has moved d-( ) did move twenty years. 12)r've lived here a-(since b-() yet c-( ) already d-( ) for O Reply Choose the correct alternative 1) Last year she a-( )did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) I a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday C-( ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-( ) have see d-( ) have seen 4) the man much money last night ? c-() Did / spend Write a message... . Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano 1) Last year she a-() did go b-( ) has gone to England on holiday c-( ) went d-( ) did went 2) 1 a-( ) have visited b-( ) visited a lot of interesting places yesterday c-《 ) have visit d-( ) did visit 3) The students a-( ) saw b-( ) has seen a beautiful rainbow c-f ) have see d-( ) have seen much money last night? ) Did / spend ) Has / spend the man a-( ) Did / spent b-( ) Has / spent c-( d-( some gifts for his children 5) He a-( ) has brought b-( ) has bring C-( ) brought d-f ) did bring Japanese food ? you already 6) a-( ) Did/ eat c-() Have / eatern d-( ) Have / eat Did/ eaten O Reply I need help in this shit I got u fam So u Will help me? Yes going to do it now for you One minute Thank Boo i knew New york's girls are the best one I'm from Rhode Island boo, even better Write a message... Verizon 10:00 PM Done paulocaetano I ask help for a cali chick and she block me What a bitch Yaas grl Omg grl U write U rock Write a message... tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier$

tiny-septic-box-sam: bornlucky: bonus: I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

Tumblr, Virgin, and Blog: 22ndandeverett:Virgin Mary never looked so good. Available @ 22nd and Everett

22ndandeverett:Virgin Mary never looked so good. Available @ 22nd and Everett

Drinking, Dumb, and Facebook: The Mary Sue @TheMarySue NEWS: Malia Obama has a secret Facebook where she posts about how much she hates Trump S: GIF SAME *sips rose* . . . . trump democrats democrat peace usa memes whitehouse savagememes obama democrats barackobama republicans republican this exactly wow republicans savage cool notcool stupid savage weekend racism racist dumb conservatives sodumb havefun party drinking stoptrump TheResistance

*sips rose* . . . . trump democrats democrat peace usa memes whitehouse savagememes obama democrats barackobama republicans republican this ...

Jesus, Tumblr, and Virgin: fakehistory: The Virgin Mary explaining how she had Jesus [4BC]

fakehistory: The Virgin Mary explaining how she had Jesus [4BC]

Jesus, Virgin, and Virgin Mary: The Virgin Mary explaining how she had Jesus [4BC]

The Virgin Mary explaining how she had Jesus [4BC]

Being Alone, Bando, and Bodies : Pammo @pammoer He was only 14 years old when he was executed in an electric chair. 5,380 volt to the head!! And 70 fuckin years later he was proven innocent. Rest in peace lil one May his innocent soul rest in peace. George Stinney Jr of African descent was the youngest person to be sentenced to death in the 20th century in the United States. He was only 14 years old when he was executed in an electric chair. During his trial, even on the day of his execution, he always carried a bible in his hands, claiming to be innocent. He was accused of killing two white girls, 11-Year-old Betty, and Mary of 7, the bodies were found near the house where the teenager resided with his parents. At that time, all members of the jury were white. The trial lasted only 2 hours, and the sentence was dictated 10 minutes later The Boy's parents were threatened, and prevented from being present in the courtroom, and subsequently expelled from that city. Before the execution, George spent 81 days in prison without being able to see his parents. He was held in solitary, 80 miles from his city. He was heard alone without the presence of his parents or a lawyer He was electrocuted with 5,380 volts in his head, imagine all that voltage in a teenager's head. 70 years later, his innocence was finally proven by a judge in South Carolina. The boy was innocent, someone set it up to blame him for being black. Lippy Lickshot '@FatherLippy No matter how far I go in life I will always feel a sense of rage due to how my people have been treated over time. It's fuckin disgusting Pammo @pammoer He was only 14 years old when he was executed in an electric chair. 5,380 volt to the head!! And 70 fuckin years later he was proven innocent. Rest irn May his innocent soul rest in peace. electric chair. During his trial, even on the day of his execution, he always carried a bible in his hands, claiming to bee innocent. He was accused of killing two white girls, 11-Year-old Betty, and Mary of 7, the bodies were found near the house where the teenager resided with his parents. At that time, all members of the jury were white. The trial lasted only 2 hours, and the sentence was dictated 10 minutes later. The Boy's parents were threatened, and prevented from being present in the courtroom, and subsequently expelled from that city Before the execution, George spent 81 days in prison without being able to see his parents. He was held in solitary, 80 miles from his city. He was heard alone without the presence of his parents or a lawyer He was electrocuted with 5,380 volts in his head, imagine all that voltage in a teenager's head 70 years later, his innocence was finally proven by a judge in South Carolina. The boy was innocent someone set it up to blame him for being black. 3:05 AM Oct 24, 2018 7.3K Retweets 13,5K Likes bando–grand-scamyon: stevviefox: endangered-justice-seeker: This is painful. I have no words.. And people say monsters aren’t real. But scooby doo taught us who the real monsters actually are but you know.

bando–grand-scamyon: stevviefox: endangered-justice-seeker: This is painful. I have no words.. And people say monsters aren’t real. Bu...

Phone, Target, and Tumblr: My friend got a new phone case Brb, about to propose with a Labrador and a chalkboard 0 will you mary my Dud? When you accidentally open the front camera animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Mary the Greyhound, normal activity This albino squirrel comes to our door & begs for corn every day! That's the hooman l adopted animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Doug, Target, and Tumblr: Mary the Greyhound, normal activity Cat has Severe type of Chickenpox Local doggie daycare learned a valuable lesson Doug is super proud of his first modeling gig animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Lol, Fuck, and Can: Can you even do any tricks, Mary? Lol fuck off, Mavis

Animals, Dank, and Memes: Why are humans the only animals that milk as adults? Well, it's easy for you. rinkYou have supermarkets and stuff. Hey Mary,can I suck some milk from your titties? Beat it, pervert!You see? Please bear with me by hawk-mama-approves MORE MEMES

Please bear with me by hawk-mama-approves MORE MEMES

Apple, Funny, and Juice: Just overheard a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn't available, which is very similar to how I make most of my life decisions. Aesncam.cay (via twitter-ohheyyohhihello)

(via twitter-ohheyyohhihello)

Energy, Memes, and Work: mary chrystler @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay l don't kn o w "What are your plans for the weekend?"⠀ Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work⠀ sleep plans weekend

"What are your plans for the weekend?"⠀ Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work⠀ sleep plans weekend

Mundo, Nao, and Deus: Cinerama Clube @cineramaclube Pelo amor de deus, Mary Jane! Eu estou tentando salvar o mundo! Tem mulher nenhuma aqui não. 12:20 PM 07 jun 18 Num guento Responder Pelo amor de Deus Mary Jane. Eu estou tentando salvar o mundo. Não tem nenhuma mulher aqui não. Mulher ciumenta ciúmes Homem-Aranha

Pelo amor de Deus Mary Jane. Eu estou tentando salvar o mundo. Não tem nenhuma mulher aqui não. Mulher ciumenta ciúmes Homem-Aranha

Dank, Iphone, and Memes: mary-go-round @trustmeimmary He no longer 21 Savage .. That's Sir Savage the 21st 5:42 PM 2/3/19 Twitter for iPhone 81.6K Retweets 267K Likes Son of the drill screets! Last of his kind! by Mobo24 MORE MEMES

Son of the drill screets! Last of his kind! by Mobo24 MORE MEMES

Crush, Family, and Meme: This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I'm worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it. doctuhwhom Now we don't have time to unpack all of that! Shaggy was was the virgin Mary’s first crush as well

Shaggy was was the virgin Mary’s first crush as well

Ass, Black, and Good: thats-tea black mary kate @MYS3CR3TCRUSh let me get this bitch's pronouns before i curse they ass out 7/14/18, 11:28 PM 16.6K Retweets 74.3K Likes hundondestiny chaotic good i wanna be disrespectful but not like that

i wanna be disrespectful but not like that

America, Apparently, and Club: alrightintheworld so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria "Mary" after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her "well, that doesn't matter anymore. you're in America now." and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club that's not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn't know what the hell was happening, but i squared up that's why we got kicked out Source: alrightintheworld 213,813 notes Squared up.

Squared up.

Justin Bieber, Music, and Tumblr: how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time? My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off Your friend mary is an inspiration to us al lolzandtrollz:Someone Give Mary An Award

lolzandtrollz:Someone Give Mary An Award

Jesus, Taken, and Risen: [Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS risen): Not much, w AhAhaHahAHAhahA!!!

AhAhaHahAHAhahA!!!

Dank, Jesus, and Memes: [Jerusalem] MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus MARY: What's Upjesus? JESUS risen): Not much, w AhAhaHahAHAhahA!!! by Will_Is_Awesome MORE MEMES

AhAhaHahAHAhahA!!! by Will_Is_Awesome MORE MEMES

School, Snow, and White: Mary knew a litle lamb, with fleece as white as snow Bt evergwhere that mary went, he lamb was sure to ao + follouwed her to school one day so Mary told a cop Arrested with non-lethal force the lamb was told to stop Youve bean Bitesize Comics Comics by Knight Following ewe

Following ewe

Drunk, Awkward, and Girl: kinda-real-awkward Mary Cyr @mere_cyr Last night I gave a drunk girl in the bathroom a hair elastic and she invited me to her wedding in January This is the kind of support we're spreading in 2019 🙌

🙌

Head, Memes, and Movies: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1253 In Bohemian Rhapsody, when Freddie and Mary are lying together and Freddie reaches up over his head to play her the now-famous Bohemian Rhapsody piano intro for the second section of the song, Rami Maleke is actually playing the correct notes in order, a feat quite difficult to do sight unseen, upside down and backwards. What movie do you want to win Best Picture at the Oscars?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix bohemianrhapsody queen ramimalek oscars oscars2019

What movie do you want to win Best Picture at the Oscars?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the r...

Help, Home, and Hurricane: The hurricane wil ravage the area! on't worry 60about us. It's our home, she can handle it!), She will 60 Save us. As always Aaany second now.. MARY POPPINS A spoonful of sugar won't help her down... 15B WEB TOON BOLDLINES The Re-Return

The Re-Return

Memes, Twitter, and Fish: Tweet mary-go-round @trustmeimmary STOP EATING OUR PUSSIES WE DONT LIKE IT ! Speaking for all women 3:30 PM 1/13/19 Twitter for iPhonee 4 Retweets 11 Likes Never was a fan of tuna fish

Never was a fan of tuna fish

God, Pregnant, and Random: Mary: God made me pregnant *3 random dudes show up with gifts* Joseph: So that was a fuckin lie

So that was a fuckin lie

Memes, Movies, and Netflix: DID YOU KNOW MOVIES FACT #1246 Saoirse Ronan's costume in Mary Queen of Scots was so tight that it physically changed her body-shape for over a month after filming wrapped What movies have you watched so far this year?📽️🎬 • • • • Double Tap and Tag someone who needs to know this 👇 All credit to the respective film and producers. Movie Movies Film TV Cinema MovieNight Hollywood Netflix maryqueenofscots saoirseronan margotrobbie perioddrama

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Cookies, Crying, and Dank: Me first thing in the morning: Good morning, baby. How did you sleep? Did you have the sweetest dreams? Gosh, I love you so much. Me ten minutes later: HURRY UP. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOUR SHOES ARE. THEY ARE NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY, BUT YOU’D BETTER FIND THEM AND YOU’D BETTER FIND THEM FAST, OR ELSE. I SWEAR...NO. NO, YOU MAY NOT HAVE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. I AM A PERSON, NOT A BREAKFAST BUFFET. IT IS TIME FOR SCHOOL THOUGH. STOP MOVING IN SLOTH MODE AND GOOOOOOO! Me ten minutes later: Bye, honey. Have a great day at school. I can’t wait to pick you up. HURRY AND GET OUT OF THE CAR. PEOPLE BEHIND US ARE WAITING. Me at pickup: Hi, sweetie! How was your day? I want to hear all about it! I missed you! Me ten minutes later: NO. WE CANNOT STOP AT MCDONALD’S FOR A HAPPY MEAL. STOP CRYING. YOU JUST HAD ONE YESTERDAY. SOME KIDS GO THEIR WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT EVER GETTING A HAPPY MEAL. I WILL HAPPY MEAL YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP FIGHTING. BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE. DO I NEED TO STOP THE CAR, BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL. STOP WHINING NOW. Me at bedtime: Good night, baby. I love you so much and I had the best day with you. I am so so so proud of who you are and who you are going to be. Sweet dreams. Jesus loves you. Me ten minutes later: GET BACK IN BED. YOU DON’T NEED ANOTHER GLASS OF WATER AND THE BLANKET YOU HAVE IS JUST FINE. IT’S NOT SCRATCHY. JESUS BETTER LOVE YOU, CAUSE YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU GET OUT OF THAT BED ONE MORE TIME. Me ten seconds later: Ok, I love you goodnight. BUT SERIOUSLY - DO NOT GET OUT OF BED AGAIN. I love you so much. BUT SERIOUSLY. ❤️ Motherhood is a very strange glass cage of emotion and a complete mix of going back and forth between acting like Mary Poppins and The Hulk. ❤️ (via Amy Weatherly)

Me first thing in the morning: Good morning, baby. How did you sleep? Did you have the sweetest dreams? Gosh, I love you so much. Me ten m...

Dank, Energy, and Work: mary chrystler @maryjennaa i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen l woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don't kn o w "What are your plans for the weekend?" Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

"What are your plans for the weekend?" Me: sleeping? I need to recharge all the energy after 5 days of work

Drinking, Gif, and Hail Mary: .ll AT&T 4:29 PM 38% Today 11:00 AM At the risk of being too forward I'm gonna be real with you for a second: You seem like a really down to earth, positive person who is really in touch with themselves and you seem like a lot of fun to hang out with. Do you just wanna grab a drink some time? I'm a much better conversationalist in person, haha:) I actually kinda hate drawn out tinder chats, but love meeting people-L(Y)/- Today 1:12 PM Let's do it ! Can we make it coffee and a brownie or something? I'm not drinking this month!! But hey that was super sweet and I appreciate you saying that, tinder is weird, actually just thought you weren't interested lol GIF Type a message Send After two days of lame small talk, the conversation petered out and I figured it that would be that. Threw a Hail Mary, and it worked out! Sometimes bold honesty works out.

After two days of lame small talk, the conversation petered out and I figured it that would be that. Threw a Hail Mary, and it worked out! S...

Rose, Time, and World: Mary Beatrice Kenner changed the world of feminine care with the invention of the sanitary belt, the forerunner of the self-adhesive maxi pad Her creation was considered by most to be the first form of modern menstruation protection, which led to the creation of the maxi pad in.) State size. Ship. wt. o2. 16 A 4385 Each.2 (G) Rayon Briefette Knitted Briefette. Rubh lined crotch: elastic napk Rayon elastic at wai and sdes. Tea Rose. Sm (24 to 26-in, waist); Medi 27 to 29 n State siz Ship, wt. 3 oz. 16 A 4366-Each...2 (H)Hickory"Marvelo 、Be)itable Rayon las tex B Marvelox tight grip faste A pioneer of our time!

A pioneer of our time!

Anaconda, Best Friend, and Shower: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: thatknitchick I don't understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn't even work for Mary. l really shouldn't be laughing right now. story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with "abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective" and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said "abstinence is 99.99% effective" and she almost got kicked out of class thewaywardqueen Source: just-shower-thoughts 62,197 notes 99.99% effective

99.99% effective

Fall, Funny, and Iphone: mary-go-round @trustmeimmary No iPhone user has all 3 An uncracked screen A Charger Service w/o WiFi 12/30/18, 1:49 PM 2,302 Retweets 9,079 Likes Don’t make me slap that phone out your hand and make that battery fall out

Don’t make me slap that phone out your hand and make that battery fall out

Life, Omg, and Tumblr: Amanda @Pandamoanimum This photo of Donald Trump's mum looks like a character in a film about Trump's life where Trump plays all the roles 1997 FOXTEL Mary Trump omg-humor:It would be the best folks, trust me!

omg-humor:It would be the best folks, trust me!

Rose, Time, and World: Mary Beatrice Kenner changed the world of feminine care with the invention of the sanitary belt, the forerunner of the self-adhesive maxi pad Her creation was considered by most to be the first form of modern menstruation protection, which led to the creation of the maxi pad in.) State size. Ship. wt. o2. 16 A 4385 Each.2 (G) Rayon Briefette Knitted Briefette. Rubh lined crotch: elastic napk Rayon elastic at wai and sdes. Tea Rose. Sm (24 to 26-in, waist); Medi 27 to 29 n State siz Ship, wt. 3 oz. 16 A 4366-Each...2 (H)Hickory"Marvelo 、Be)itable Rayon las tex B Marvelox tight grip faste A pioneer of our time!

A pioneer of our time!

Life, Best, and Trump: Amanda @Pandamoanimum This photo of Donald Trump's mum looks like a character in a film about Trump's life where Trump plays all the roles 1997 FOXTEL Mary Trump It would be the best folks, trust me!

It would be the best folks, trust me!

Brains, God, and Shit: YEAH, YEAH, KNOW! THE WOMAN WASN'T OUR TARGET! BLUT SHAKING HER UP COULD STILL WORK HOME HE MIGHT FIND US EITHER WAY MEAN, IF WE DON'T 2 doktorgirlfriend: land-of-brains-and-chocolate: land-of-brains-and-chocolate: reminder that right after they stir up some iconic drama by spending their first appearance scaring both the dead and living shit out of mary jane, the symbiote’s first dialogue as it is related to us is “why the FUCK did we do that” and this sets the tone for pretty much the rest of their villainous cooperation like i know there’s a canon take on this but in my humble opinion the first two very sensible and not particularly memorable “try pushing him in front of a train” and “try pushing him off a building” plans to kill peter were by the symbiote and when they failed it was like. alright eddie. you try. and eddie, with no further warning or explanation, pulls this shit and the symbiote just has to sit there like what, nay, who in god’s name have i gotten myself into. why did it have to be a man with flair and zero scruples #god how long did they sit in the dark for “…Eddie, it’s been three hours.” “Just be patient. Trust me. This is gonna look sick.” “…We could’ve pushed him down at least five elevator shafts by now.”

doktorgirlfriend: land-of-brains-and-chocolate: land-of-brains-and-chocolate: reminder that right after they stir up some iconic drama by s...

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