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Renaming mine to master-totally-not-the-slavery-kind

master: bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.
master: bisexualbaker:

bisexualbaker:
thwippersnapple:
Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it!
[Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ]
[Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.]
Chuck Tingle is a gift.

OMG the summary:
Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself 
in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a 
name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to 
craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her 
neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of 
England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear
 her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an 
angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there
 making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through 
and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals 
that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and
 Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon 
enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than 
differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new 
spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious 
sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to 
get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a
 tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one 
universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Imag...

master: welovegamingz:Geralt Master of Gaming.
master: welovegamingz:Geralt Master of Gaming.

welovegamingz:Geralt Master of Gaming.

master: laughoutloud-club: You may be cool but you’ll never be “Liam Neeson wearing sunglasses and a bandana while holding a multicolored umbrella in a master jedi outfit beside George Lucas” cool.
master: laughoutloud-club:

You may be cool but you’ll never be “Liam Neeson wearing sunglasses and a bandana while holding a multicolored umbrella in a master jedi outfit beside George Lucas” cool.

laughoutloud-club: You may be cool but you’ll never be “Liam Neeson wearing sunglasses and a bandana while holding a multicolored umbrel...

master: Master oogway is always right by ZakLorinator MORE MEMES
master: Master oogway is always right by ZakLorinator
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master: Master oogway is always right
master: Master oogway is always right

Master oogway is always right

master: did Nice Guy Colin just master Tinder
master: did Nice Guy Colin just master Tinder

did Nice Guy Colin just master Tinder

master: my dad is the master of destruction
master: my dad is the master of destruction

my dad is the master of destruction

master: my dad is the master of destruction by JohnnySux101 MORE MEMES
master: my dad is the master of destruction by JohnnySux101
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master: How could you do this, bobby by Master_JBT MORE MEMES
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master: I’m the master of the mother fucking universe, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!
master: I’m the master of the mother fucking universe, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!

I’m the master of the mother fucking universe, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!

master: Yes master by darthspock81 MORE MEMES
master: Yes master by darthspock81
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Yes master by darthspock81 MORE MEMES

master: Yes master
master: Yes master

Yes master

master: PC master race where you at?
master: PC master race where you at?

PC master race where you at?

master: Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE
master: Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE

Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE

master: Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE
master: Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE

Master has given Dobby a glock, Dobby is FREE

master: memehumor: Master Anakin…
master: memehumor:

Master Anakin…

memehumor: Master Anakin…

master: “Master of the mystic arts” (found in infamous Iron man)
master: “Master of the mystic arts” (found in infamous Iron man)

“Master of the mystic arts” (found in infamous Iron man)

master: “Minecraft teaches kids about animal abuse” by master_pius MORE MEMES
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master: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate
master: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate

I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate

master: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate
master: I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate

I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate

master: No girl can resist this move by master_pius MORE MEMES
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No girl can resist this move by master_pius MORE MEMES

master: Facebook is the source by master_pius MORE MEMES
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master: therandomninjakitty: Stand Master: Lil Nas X Stand: Old Town Road (localized name: Ancient Village Path)
master: therandomninjakitty:
Stand Master: Lil Nas X
Stand: Old Town Road (localized name: Ancient Village Path)

therandomninjakitty: Stand Master: Lil Nas X Stand: Old Town Road (localized name: Ancient Village Path)

master: The Master Programmer
master: The Master Programmer

The Master Programmer

master: I am a master builder by StarvingWalrus MORE MEMES
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master: I am a master builder
master: I am a master builder

I am a master builder

master: I am the Master
master: I am the Master

I am the Master

master: chapter-master-darius: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: randomnightlord: feniczoroark: just-another-guardsman: wh40kartwork: Krieger by Rotaken The certified madlad Huh neatWaitThat gun looks familiarHmmm. Ah.Whack The Gatling MG42 is literally the worst fucking thing i have ever seen in my life of being interested in history and Videogames Worst design yes and I can name so much of the pointless bullshit with itHell. Only remembered the piece of shit weapon because I once spent half an hour staring at its stock for study Also didn’t it have like one or two mags? Those things only really held up to 100 shots at best. 200 shots for a Gatling gun mg42 that probably shoots even faster than the 1400rpm the original hasThat is no lmg. Thats a shotgun with a weight of like 40 kilos by the looks of it It had 1 magazine. No reloadability (also had no dust tray cover release thing or drum release). Some bs about balancing. 250 rounds in game for somme reason. Last I checked those kinds of drums could only hold a 50 round belt. Lowest firerate on any modern rotary barrel weapon is 1000rpm of the Gau-19, the same wepaon can achive 2000rpm. But thats 50cal/12.7. Assuming this uses the same ammo as the MG42, than that would be 7.92×57, the nearest weapons we have for that is the US M134 which has a firerate of 3000rpm to 6000rpm or the Russian GShG-7.62 (a 4 barreled one) which has 3500rpm to 6000rpm. So realistically the 50 round belt would be used up in 1 second to half a second. The 250 belt would be 5 seconds to 2 and a half seconds. Thats nowhere near enough. So again, bad design. Also if it uses a belt it would need a delinker.The barrel shroud was left on each individual barrel, forcing the barrels apart. More weight. Would also need a more powerful rotor to spin it. Gatling weapons forgo barrel shrouds because the multiple barrels are to help cooling.The foregrip was in the right place but wasn’t reinforced enough/where it connects with the weapon needed to be a bit more forward.The barrels had to “spin up” first. That would realistically waste ammo. Electric rotart guns start firing immediately and at a high firerate which climbs over like, a second or two as the motor warms up. Also upon the trigger being released they stop spinning immediatly. But that things barrels kept spinning, which would eject unfired rounds. Also the barrels never seemed to line up with any kind of breach, instead coming to rest in some random ass place, no sense whatsoever.IT HAS NO SIGHTSWHERE IS ITS POWER SOURCE That gun is a fucking mess and i hate it so much. The 1960 plasma one angers me more. (3 barrels that dont spin. Only one barrel is ever used. Why. Why then3 barrels. Somehow plays worse than that stupid ass gatling mg42/46. Bunch other reasons I’m too angry and tired for atm)Also as for the art that started this. 40k already has rotor cannons which normal humans can pick up, although thosw only got ised in 30k (and 40k as the soulfire cannon used by magnus’ lads) Aye. The only wolfenstein weapon i actually liked in the new Games was the Hatchet. Even the knife in New Order was a total nightmare You two are overlooking the fact that these weapons were used to brutally murder Nazis. Focus on the good things, yeah? True. I fully agree but technical nonsense makes me angery
master: chapter-master-darius:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

randomnightlord:

feniczoroark:

just-another-guardsman:

wh40kartwork:

Krieger by 
Rotaken



The certified madlad


Huh neatWaitThat gun looks familiarHmmm. Ah.Whack


The Gatling MG42 is literally the worst fucking thing i have ever seen in my life of being interested in history and Videogames


Worst design yes and I can name so much of the pointless bullshit with itHell. Only remembered the piece of shit weapon because I once spent half an hour staring at its stock for study


Also didn’t it have like one or two mags? Those things only really held up to 100 shots at best. 200 shots for a Gatling gun mg42 that probably shoots even faster than the 1400rpm the original hasThat is no lmg. Thats a shotgun with a weight of like 40 kilos by the looks of it


It had 1 magazine. No reloadability (also had no dust tray cover release thing or drum release). Some bs about balancing. 250 rounds in game for somme reason. Last I checked those kinds of drums could only hold a 50 round belt. Lowest firerate on any modern rotary barrel weapon is 1000rpm of the Gau-19, the same wepaon can achive 2000rpm. But thats 50cal/12.7. Assuming this uses the same ammo as the MG42, than that would be 7.92×57, the nearest weapons we have for that is the US M134 which has a firerate of 3000rpm to 6000rpm or the Russian GShG-7.62 (a 4 barreled one) which has 3500rpm to 6000rpm. So realistically the 50 round belt would be used up in 1 second to half a second. The 250 belt would be 5 seconds to 2 and a half seconds. Thats nowhere near enough. So again, bad design. Also if it uses a belt it would need a delinker.The barrel shroud was left on each individual barrel, forcing the barrels apart. More weight. Would also need a more powerful rotor to spin it. Gatling weapons forgo barrel shrouds because the multiple barrels are to help cooling.The foregrip was in the right place but wasn’t reinforced enough/where it connects with the weapon needed to be a bit more forward.The barrels had to “spin up” first. That would realistically waste ammo. Electric rotart guns start firing immediately and at a high firerate which climbs over like, a second or two as the motor warms up. Also upon the trigger being released they stop spinning immediatly. But that things barrels kept spinning, which would eject unfired rounds. Also the barrels never seemed to line up with any kind of breach, instead coming to rest in some random ass place, no sense whatsoever.IT HAS NO SIGHTSWHERE IS ITS POWER SOURCE


That gun is a fucking mess and i hate it so much. 


The 1960 plasma one angers me more. (3 barrels that dont spin. Only one barrel is ever used. Why. Why then3 barrels. Somehow plays worse than that stupid ass gatling mg42/46. Bunch other reasons I’m too angry and tired for atm)Also as for the art that started this. 40k already has rotor cannons which normal humans can pick up, although thosw only got ised in 30k (and 40k as the soulfire cannon used by magnus’ lads)


Aye. The only wolfenstein weapon i actually liked in the new Games was the Hatchet. Even the knife in New Order was a total nightmare 


You two are overlooking the fact that these weapons were used to brutally murder Nazis. Focus on the good things, yeah?


True. I fully agree but technical nonsense makes me angery

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master: strawberryoverlord: bl-uefish: kneecap-stealing-gay-rainbow: void-of-erebos: lil-dane: dedmemehehe: official-lucifers-child: tim-tam-the-himbo-man: a-fools-love: drabbles-and-daydreams: justsomebandomtrash: pink-punk-metal: champawattigress: lizziedoesvetpath: gettingvetted: wuackamole: rimmymftim: the-bi-man-cometh: sassymccoy: i-chew-on-pushpins: sirfrogsworth: 3.944 cubits. Third grocery store shelf from the top I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes About 1 Billy Joel. taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else Just a little too long for my bed 18 hands Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber. taller than every member of fall out boy  If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings I am 2 capybara’s tall I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets at least 5 hands about 1 my mom slightly shorter than @official-lucifers-child I can touch my toes and forehead to opposite ends of my bed, but only when I stretch my feet out I am a little shorter than the length of social distancing. im 0.000978535 miles tall I’m a little over 12 pens tall 1 foot shorter than Master Chief
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sassymccoy:

i-chew-on-pushpins:


sirfrogsworth:

3.944 cubits.


Third grocery store shelf from the top



I touch the ceiling without needing to go up on my toes 

About 1 Billy Joel.



taller than jeremy dooley, shorter than everyone else



Just a little too long for my bed

18 hands



Long enough that I should just fit between two people appropriately social distancing without touching either of them when lying out flat

Approximately 89% of the length of Darth Maul’s lightsaber.

taller than every member of fall out boy 



If I stand on a chair on my fuckin tippy toes or whatever the fuck I can touch the ceiling 



I am exactly one (1) Evan Jennings 

I am 2 capybara’s tall

I need a step stool to get stuff out of upper kitchen cabinets

at least 5 hands



about 1 my mom 



slightly shorter than @official-lucifers-child 



I can touch my toes and forehead to opposite ends of my bed, but only when I stretch my feet out



I am a little shorter than the length of social distancing.

im 0.000978535 miles tall


I’m a little over 12 pens tall


1 foot shorter than Master Chief

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master: We grant you the rank of master, but you are not on this council.
master: We grant you the rank of master, but you are not on this council.

We grant you the rank of master, but you are not on this council.

master: Master Splinter training the turtles irl
master: Master Splinter training the turtles irl

Master Splinter training the turtles irl

master: Master Splinter training the turtles irl
master: Master Splinter training the turtles irl

Master Splinter training the turtles irl

master: iineffablemoon: Jedi master and green alien from toy story
master: iineffablemoon:

Jedi master and green alien from toy story

iineffablemoon: Jedi master and green alien from toy story

master: Wish I had a scrum master like that
master: Wish I had a scrum master like that

Wish I had a scrum master like that

master: I’m the master of negativity by Imatrashcan31 MORE MEMES
master: I’m the master of negativity by Imatrashcan31
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I’m the master of negativity by Imatrashcan31 MORE MEMES

master: Robert Erwin hanging out with Master Ugwe during quarantine
master: Robert Erwin hanging out with Master Ugwe during quarantine

Robert Erwin hanging out with Master Ugwe during quarantine

master: The villain is a master of disguise by 07_diDact MORE MEMES
master: The villain is a master of disguise by 07_diDact
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The villain is a master of disguise by 07_diDact MORE MEMES

master: Yes I am a master baiter
master: Yes I am a master baiter

Yes I am a master baiter

master: The pool master
master: The pool master

The pool master

master: moonside-crossing: Flirting MASTER.
master: moonside-crossing:

Flirting MASTER.

moonside-crossing: Flirting MASTER.

master: The quarantine getting to Master Bruce by JustinSaneCesc MORE MEMES
master: The quarantine getting to Master Bruce by JustinSaneCesc
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The quarantine getting to Master Bruce by JustinSaneCesc MORE MEMES

master: And the master becomes the slave…..
master: And the master becomes the slave…..

And the master becomes the slave…..

master: And the master becomes the slave…..
master: And the master becomes the slave…..

And the master becomes the slave…..

master: True master!
master: True master!

True master!

master: True master!
master: True master!

True master!