I saw my opening and took it
There it is
She’s actually fighting back
When she says she only matched with you by accident
I want a pop tart
Some people just don’t appreciate exciting astronomy news I guess
I want a pop tart via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2IbEXcb
I want a pop tart by ansh_revankar
When the pick up line works a little too well..
We matched a little over 2 years ago, and last night I asked her to marry me!
I totally stole my opener from someone here but my match clapped back with her own
So I matched with a 911 operator..
Her bio said that her skin tasted like candy 🍭 I was concerned, and then things escalated.
My bio says I’m an aspiring cult leader 👁👄👁
James Franco is a national treasure.
Suicide by statue
#4 Tell that to Chris Brown.
It would be a generous 30 minutes
Good priorities by BingBong-42
We matched, what am I supposed to do now?
she unmatched lol
We’ve been busted boys, pack it up
My roommate messaged a match I hadn’t responded to 3 years later on 8/24/18
Boys, we are in
That went better than expected
She works as a swim coach
Did I do this right?
all i feel is pure fear
Behold! The most powerful wizard of all time! And his name is-
I try to match a guys vibe on dating apps and I think I’m doing it wrong.
No protection, no problem
Right in the feels
Bio said count my freckles and I’ll love you
Sacrificing for the greater good
No. Hollywood has an older man problem.
Tinder 101: don’t be overconfident
Dating in 2019
A game to remember for Virat Kohli.
Congratulations To Team #India🇮🇳
A match made in heaven
Not Sure How This Worked
At least she’ll get the best work schedule
This opening line is 1/1 so far
When you hit her with the pickup line and it wasn’t what she was expecting
She fell for it