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Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG Singpost: I'll check that for you sir. Me: Thank you. Singpost: What's your name, sir? Me: Neil Singapost: Is that Nial? Me: If you like. Singpost: And your phone number? Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no? Singpost: In case the line hangs up. Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot. Pausc Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall Me: Thank you. Singpost: Do you need the address? Me: It's Eunos, right? Singpost: No, sir. It's... Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate? Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir. Neil Humphreys Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore , Follow Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at Rivervale Mall. Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir Me: That there is a post office? Singpost: That this is Singpost. Me: Where? Singpost: On the phone, sir Me: I know that. Pause Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn? Singpost: That is correct, sir. Me: What is? Singpost: How can i help you today? Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office? Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location? Me: Rivervale Mall singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding. Eunos Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang. Singpost: Ill check for you, sir Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody Does it have a post office? Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was done ... SAM machine!!) SINGPOST SMLJP And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG
 Singpost: I'll check that for you sir.
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: What's your name, sir?
 Me: Neil
 Singapost: Is that Nial?
 Me: If you like.
 Singpost: And your phone number?
 Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want
 to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no?
 Singpost: In case the line hangs up.
 Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot.
 Pausc
 Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: Do you need the address?
 Me: It's Eunos, right?
 Singpost: No, sir. It's...
 Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate?
 Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir.
 Neil Humphreys
 Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore ,
 Follow
 Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at
 Rivervale Mall.
 Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir
 Me: That there is a post office?
 Singpost: That this is Singpost.
 Me: Where?
 Singpost: On the phone, sir
 Me: I know that.
 Pause
 Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn?
 Singpost: That is correct, sir.
 Me: What is?
 Singpost: How can i help you today?
 Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office?
 Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location?
 Me: Rivervale Mall
 singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding.
 Eunos
 Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang.
 Singpost: Ill check for you, sir
 Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody
 Does it have a post office?
 Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger
 on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was
 done
 ...
 SAM machine!!)
 SINGPOST
 SMLJP
And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And in the end still no post office! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚