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Ass, Bitch, and Deer: bolto become the like most quoted why did the cake is a portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier kurasumii "Look, we both said a lot of things that *you're* going to regret." "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELLI WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?" "Nice job breaking it, hero" "Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like blimp" eagle...piloting an а Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines starry-nightengale "Maybe after you finish this test, l'll let you take the elevator all the way up to the break room... and l'll tell you about the time I saw the deer again." "It's a mystery l'll have to solve later. By myself. Because you'll be dead." kurasumii "Did you know that people with guilty consciences easily startled by loud noise- * really loud are more ass train horn* "I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact." "Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." "Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." clareironbrook "Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right V over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now." "Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. give you the fast version- [unintelligible] Let me There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own 35 recognizance, I'll be right back." "This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck. 35 "That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's talking, it's right here in your file. On other not me people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!" "Oh, hi. How are you holding up? Because l'm a POTATO." "Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children's museum." thelovelyblark-barg "Federal regulations require next test chamber.... is looking pretty good." me to warn you that this Iconic
Ass, Bitch, and Deer: bolto
 become the like most quoted
 why did the cake is a
 portal thing when literally everything glados said was
 funnier
 kurasumii
 "Look, we both said a lot of things that *you're*
 going to regret."
 "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it
 so much. Do you want to marry it. WELLI WONT
 LET YOU. how does that feel?"
 "Nice job breaking it, hero"
 "Look at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like
 blimp"
 eagle...piloting
 an
 а
 Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines
 starry-nightengale
 "Maybe after you finish this test, l'll let you take the
 elevator all the way up to the break room... and l'll tell
 you about the time I saw the deer again."
 "It's a mystery l'll have to solve later. By myself.
 Because you'll be dead."
 kurasumii
 "Did you know that people with guilty consciences
 easily startled by loud noise- * really loud
 are more
 ass train horn* "I'm sorry, I don't know why that went
 off. Anyway, just an
 interesting science fact."
 "Well done. Here come the test results: You are a
 horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A
 horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
 "Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you.
 It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better,
 science has now validated your birth mother's
 decision to abandon you on a doorstep."
 clareironbrook
 "Remember before when I was talking about smelly
 garbage standing around being useless? That was a
 metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm
 sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it
 sailed right
 V
 over your head. Which would have made
 this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you
 garbage a second time just now."
 "Wait. This next test DOES require
 some explanation.
 give you the fast version- [unintelligible]
 Let me
 There. If you have any questions, just remember
 what I said in slow motion. Test on your own
 35
 recognizance, I'll be right back."
 "This next test involves turrets. You remember them,
 right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of
 bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good
 luck.
 35
 "That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's
 talking, it's right here in your file. On other
 not me
 people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has
 noted that on
 you it looks stupid. Well, what does a
 neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He
 probably Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she
 know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In
 fashion! From France!"
 "Oh, hi. How are
 you holding up? Because l'm a
 POTATO."
 "Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a
 children's museum. So that means the pits of acid
 are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED
 children's museum."
 thelovelyblark-barg
 "Federal regulations require
 next test chamber.... is looking pretty good."
 me to warn you that this
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Crazy, Football, and Hello: WED 7:02 PM Hello. Well, well. You lost? 9:27 AM I'm never lost, that's why I work in logistics. If you don't want your packages lost as well, maybe you should consider making an order with us. 5:48 PM buahhaa Have you got any idea who am I? I have got more contacts in China than you Haha, so random. So Random? hahaha Kid I work people which are working with Chinese Government Small lady I lived in China a few months I have got 3000+ 5000 Chinese Laobans and Managers Have you got any idea who am I in overseas business? How old are you lady? You are a worker of shipping company. Very ambitious Very - Owner of many businesses around the world, 16 years im many businesses, - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records, supported by over 30 companies from 11 countries, - Built a team and manage over 12 million people around the world, generate over 100 milllion views per month. - Sponsored by over 80 companies, Footballer and have world record in Football, Video editor, Helped over 100 companies in many businesses, - Created own way to bring 1000.000 people each month, - 11 years in marketing, - Opening new brands in many areas, Read kid I assumed you were were making a joke, as you randomly asked whether I was lost. Perhaps your English isn't very fluent. With all your self- proclaimed accolades, the biggest accomplishment you've yet to attain is a sense of humor. Maybe you can fit some anger management classes into your busy schedule. Kid Listen me now. Owner of many businesses around the world, - 16 years im many businesses, - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records, supported by over 30 companies from 11 countries, - Built a team and manage over 12 million people around the world, generate over 100 milllion views per month. - Sponsored by over 80 companies, - Footballer and have world record in Football, - Video editor, - Helped over 100 companies in many businesses, - Created own way to bring 100.000 people each month, - 11 years in marketing, - Opening new brands in many areas Read that Yea And I don't waste my time for low class like you. Go to overseas and learn some tricks about (words using) Not this league and dont' waste my time. Sense of humor will be when u will lost this job Soon http://www.shippingchinasz.com @shippingchinasz.com WHATS APP/MB: + 86 于行国际货 GULLS INTERNATIO Seagulls International Logistics Home Seagulls International Logistics is an NVOCC carrier and freight forwarder shippingchinasz.com Worlds greatest Polish eSports gamer adds Chinese woman from FB business group to brag about his accomplishments. Enjoy this carnival of crazy.
Crazy, Football, and Hello: WED 7:02 PM
 Hello. Well, well. You lost?
 9:27 AM
 I'm never lost, that's why I work in logistics. If you
 don't want your packages lost as well, maybe you
 should consider making an order with us.
 5:48 PM
 buahhaa
 Have you got any idea who am I?
 I have got more contacts in China than you
 Haha, so random.
 So Random?
 hahaha
 Kid
 I work people which are working with Chinese
 Government
 Small lady
 I lived in China a few months
 I have got 3000+ 5000 Chinese Laobans and
 Managers
 Have you got any idea who am I in overseas
 business?
 How old are you lady?
 You are a worker of shipping company.
 Very ambitious
 Very
 - Owner of many businesses around the world,
 16 years im many businesses,
 - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records,
 supported by over 30 companies from 11
 countries,
 - Built a team and manage over 12 million people
 around the world, generate over 100 milllion views
 per month.
 - Sponsored by over 80 companies,
 Footballer and have world record in Football,
 Video editor,
 Helped over 100 companies in many businesses,
 - Created own way to bring 1000.000 people each
 month,
 - 11 years in marketing,
 - Opening new brands in many areas,
 Read kid
 I assumed you were were making a joke, as you
 randomly asked whether I was lost. Perhaps your
 English isn't very fluent. With all your self-
 proclaimed accolades, the biggest accomplishment
 you've yet to attain is a sense of humor. Maybe
 you can fit some anger management classes into
 your busy schedule.
 Kid
 Listen me now.
 Owner of many businesses around the world,
 - 16 years im many businesses,
 - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records,
 supported by over 30 companies from 11
 countries,
 - Built a team and manage over 12 million people
 around the world, generate over 100 milllion views
 per month.
 - Sponsored by over 80 companies,
 - Footballer and have world record in Football,
 - Video editor,
 - Helped over 100 companies in many businesses,
 - Created own way to bring 100.000 people each
 month,
 - 11 years in marketing,
 - Opening new brands in many areas
 Read that
 Yea
 And I don't waste my time for low class like you.
 Go to overseas and learn some tricks about (words
 using)
 Not this league and dont' waste my time.
 Sense of humor will be when u will lost
 this job
 Soon
 http://www.shippingchinasz.com
 @shippingchinasz.com
 WHATS APP/MB: + 86
 于行国际货
 GULLS INTERNATIO
 Seagulls International Logistics Home
 Seagulls International Logistics is an
 NVOCC carrier and freight forwarder
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Worlds greatest Polish eSports gamer adds Chinese woman from FB business group to brag about his accomplishments. Enjoy this carnival of crazy.

Worlds greatest Polish eSports gamer adds Chinese woman from FB business group to brag about his accomplishments. Enjoy this carnival of cra...

Facebook, Football, and Hello: WED 7:02 PM Hello. Well, well. You lost? 9:27 AM I'm never lost, that's why I work in logistics. If you don't want your packages lost as well, maybe you should consider making an order with us. 5:48 PM buahhaa Have you got any idea who am ? I have got more contacts in China than you Haha, so random. So Random? hahaha Kid I work people which are working with Chinese Government Small lady lived in China a few months. Thave got 3000+ 5000 Chinese Laobans and Managers Have you got any idea who am I in overseas business? How old are you lady? You are a worker of shipping company. Very ambitious Very - Owner of many businesses around the world, 16 years im many businesses, - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records, supported by over 30 companies from 11 countries - Built a team and manage over 12 million people around the world, generate over 100 milllion views per month - Sponsored by over 80 companies, Footballer and have world record in Football, Video editor, Helped over 100 companies in many businesses, - Created own way to bring 100.000 people each month, - 11 years in marketing, - Opening new brands in many areas, Read kid I assumed you were were making a joke, as you randomly asked whether I was lost. Perhaps your English isn't very fluent. With all your self- proclaimed accolades, the biggest accomplishment you've yet to attain is a sense of humor. Maybe you can fit some anger management classes into your busy schedule. apPIO2D Kid Listen me now. Owner of many businesses around the world, - 16 years im many businesses, - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records, supported by over 30 companies from 11 countries, - Built a team and manage over 12 million people around the world, generate over 100 milllion views per month - Sponsored by over 80 companies, - Footballer and have world record in Football, - Video editor, - Helped over 100 companies in many businesses, - Created own way to bring 100.000 people each month, - 11 years in marketing, - Opening new brands in many areas, Read that Yea And I don't waste my time for low class like you. Go to overseas and learn some tricks about (words using) Not this league and dont' waste my time Sense of humor will be when u will lost this job Soon http://www.shippingchinasz.com @shippingchinasz.com WHATS APP/MB:+86 于行国际货 GULLS INTERNATIO Seagulls International Logistics | Home Seagulls International Logistics is an NVOCC carrier and freight forwarder shippingchinasz.com Professional Polish eSports gamer has bizarre tantrum after adding a Chinese woman (from a Facebook business group) to brag about his greatness. Enjoy.
Facebook, Football, and Hello: WED 7:02 PM
 Hello. Well, well. You lost?
 9:27 AM
 I'm never lost, that's why I work in logistics. If you
 don't want your packages lost as well, maybe you
 should consider making an order with us.
 5:48 PM
 buahhaa
 Have you got any idea who am ?
 I have got more contacts in China than you
 Haha, so random.
 So Random?
 hahaha
 Kid
 I work people which are working with Chinese
 Government
 Small lady
 lived in China a few months.
 Thave got 3000+ 5000 Chinese Laobans and
 Managers
 Have you got any idea who am I in overseas
 business?
 How old are you lady?
 You are a worker of shipping company.
 Very ambitious
 Very
 - Owner of many businesses around the world,
 16 years im many businesses,
 - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records,
 supported by over 30 companies from 11
 countries
 - Built a team and manage over 12 million people
 around the world, generate over 100 milllion views
 per month
 - Sponsored by over 80 companies,
 Footballer and have world record in Football,
 Video editor,
 Helped over 100 companies in many businesses,
 - Created own way to bring 100.000 people each
 month,
 - 11 years in marketing,
 - Opening new brands in many areas,
 Read kid
 I assumed you were were making a joke, as you
 randomly asked whether I was lost. Perhaps your
 English isn't very fluent. With all your self-
 proclaimed accolades, the biggest accomplishment
 you've yet to attain is a sense of humor. Maybe
 you can fit some anger management classes into
 your busy schedule.
 apPIO2D
 Kid
 Listen me now.
 Owner of many businesses around the world,
 - 16 years im many businesses,
 - Top 1 eSport pro player with world records,
 supported by over 30 companies from 11
 countries,
 - Built a team and manage over 12 million people
 around the world, generate over 100 milllion views
 per month
 - Sponsored by over 80 companies,
 - Footballer and have world record in Football,
 - Video editor,
 - Helped over 100 companies in many businesses,
 - Created own way to bring 100.000 people each
 month,
 - 11 years in marketing,
 - Opening new brands in many areas,
 Read that
 Yea
 And I don't waste my time for low class like you.
 Go to overseas and learn some tricks about (words
 using)
 Not this league and dont' waste my time
 Sense of humor will be when u will lost
 this job
 Soon
 http://www.shippingchinasz.com
 @shippingchinasz.com
 WHATS APP/MB:+86
 于行国际货
 GULLS INTERNATIO
 Seagulls International Logistics | Home
 Seagulls International Logistics is an
 NVOCC carrier and freight forwarder
 shippingchinasz.com
Professional Polish eSports gamer has bizarre tantrum after adding a Chinese woman (from a Facebook business group) to brag about his greatness. Enjoy.

Professional Polish eSports gamer has bizarre tantrum after adding a Chinese woman (from a Facebook business group) to brag about his greatn...