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    Being Alone, Britney Spears, and Family: Britney Spears
 @britneyspears
 Following
 Fancy running into this guy!Sucha
 sweetheart!!

 Well, I was at LAX. I was flying alone to Hawaii. I
 was waitingiformy flight to board.lsaw a woman
 approaching me..."

 "She came up and said, Oh, Mr. O'Neill, I love
 Modern,Family. You're my favorite on the
 show. Could you please?"

 "Sothe next day m manager texts me
 What is this?' Fifty-three thousand likes!
 didn't know it was her

 Lookatthe look on my face Do l Look
 like Pm sitting With Britney Spears?
foxhack:

aggressivelynihilistic:
buzzfeed:
Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again 

I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
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                Being Alone, Britney Spears, and Family: Britney Spears
 @britneyspears
 Following
 Fancy running into this guy!Sucha
 sweetheart!!

 Well, I was at LAX. I was flying alone to Hawaii. I
 was waitingiformy flight to board.lsaw a woman
 approaching me..."

 "She came up and said, Oh, Mr. O'Neill, I love
 Modern,Family. You're my favorite on the
 show. Could you please?"

 "Sothe next day m manager texts me
 What is this?' Fifty-three thousand likes!
 didn't know it was her

 Lookatthe look on my face Do l Look
 like Pm sitting With Britney Spears?
foxhack:

aggressivelynihilistic:
buzzfeed:
Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

I have this theory that Britney is one of those celebrities who can like… turn it on, nd can choose to have that aura about her, and when she doesn’t want to be ~Britney Spears~ she can just turn it off again 

I saw this comment and had to reblog it. She really does. After the therapy she went through a few years back (because of all the messed up things she had happen to her growing up), she’s a regular mom who also happens to be a musical superstar.Look at her in the photo. She doesn’t even look like glamorous. She looks like… a thirty-ish year old mom who sits down and watches Ed O’Neill on TV every week after helping her kids do homework. Perfectly average.And that’s a good thing. I’m glad she’s happy now.
                
            

            
            
foxhack:

aggressivelynihilistic:
buzzfeed:
Ed O’Neill Didn’t Realize He Took A Picture With Britney Spears Until A Day Later

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    College, Definitely, and Fall: "But you don?, Renee said, more of
 were waitiog for colege boys who d grown u
 anir". İlr dutn't know how to tell then that the only col-
 t hode well for their somantic years ahead
 Karen looked at her phone Ten mniutes till you
 rNeiher ot, them had dated mucfh, awearing
 "Do I seem like the kind of
 you're trying ro kit s
 after I cried the first four tines.
 knew m any depth was his own brother, and
 Karen said.
 INNER PEACE! +
 she sald, You wane us to sJow down so you
 This stopped them both.
 ralk to Wnde
 well ger it over with," he said, handing the
 The bows and arrows didn't have half a
 the gun. *Thanks, though.
 I trace the eineケ
 party tomight? Rener said, again shyly
 do you ask like thate
 Just... easier when you know some-
 s to be there."
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 ember of warmth in his gut
 earnal or wistfol or indeed eishtul
 d it, simply
 unexpected rush that he found him
 to or
 mcant ir as she said
 emeerb b
 with tears in his eyes
 I'II definitely be there.
 pe
 roodbye and walked the length of
 ds Wade's office, fecling the best
 or shaking ott Marty's sting.
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 2i a
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 so that
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 But yo
 u don't," Renee said, more of an order than
 they were waiting for college be
 to tel
 a question.
 "Do
 you're trying to kill something? They left me at
 after I cried the first four times.
 I seem like the kind of son you want around if
 agreement. Neither of them had
 lege boy he knew in any depth w
 that didn't bode well for their ron
 " she said, “You want
 little". He didn't know how
 " Your family is messed up," Karen said
 Adam sighed.
 This stopped them both.
 At the super-Christian college?" Karen asked.
 People with really stiff morals are easier
 Found out this morning Marty got a
 Karen looked at her phone.
 girl pregnant.
 off, Adam,
 don't have to talk to Wade?"
 "I might as well get it over wit
 keys to Rence. The bows and ar
 ty tonight?
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 stcasier
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                College, Definitely, and Fall: "But you don?, Renee said, more of
 were waitiog for colege boys who d grown u
 anir". İlr dutn't know how to tell then that the only col-
 t hode well for their somantic years ahead
 Karen looked at her phone Ten mniutes till you
 rNeiher ot, them had dated mucfh, awearing
 "Do I seem like the kind of
 you're trying ro kit s
 after I cried the first four tines.
 knew m any depth was his own brother, and
 Karen said.
 INNER PEACE! +
 she sald, You wane us to sJow down so you
 This stopped them both.
 ralk to Wnde
 well ger it over with," he said, handing the
 The bows and arrows didn't have half a
 the gun. *Thanks, though.
 I trace the eineケ
 party tomight? Rener said, again shyly
 do you ask like thate
 Just... easier when you know some-
 s to be there."
 七here are·ar
 ember of warmth in his gut
 earnal or wistfol or indeed eishtul
 d it, simply
 unexpected rush that he found him
 to or
 mcant ir as she said
 emeerb b
 with tears in his eyes
 I'II definitely be there.
 pe
 roodbye and walked the length of
 ds Wade's office, fecling the best
 or shaking ott Marty's sting.
 ight be possible s the day wore
 unvil Wade
 FALL
 .T
 tend
 nearly a
 2i a
 gh a shadow had crept across
 me of the other mature Ger
 th ferivitics Sic
 heir desire for drink and joll
 to withdraw
 they
 nruly crow
 rdon wonder
 OCTOBER
 FlA
 the cov
 the spine.
 now other
 T WT
 the creature
 d the are
 unable to i
 widening. G
 the feeling that the wastned thing was sturing
 from behind its blank
 Out in the circle one o
 opponent too enthusi
 moment the claws a
 na rose
 talk
 escape, Gordon wa:
 so that
 ECOLINE

 But yo
 u don't," Renee said, more of an order than
 they were waiting for college be
 to tel
 a question.
 "Do
 you're trying to kill something? They left me at
 after I cried the first four times.
 I seem like the kind of son you want around if
 agreement. Neither of them had
 lege boy he knew in any depth w
 that didn't bode well for their ron
 " she said, “You want
 little". He didn't know how
 " Your family is messed up," Karen said
 Adam sighed.
 This stopped them both.
 At the super-Christian college?" Karen asked.
 People with really stiff morals are easier
 Found out this morning Marty got a
 Karen looked at her phone.
 girl pregnant.
 off, Adam,
 don't have to talk to Wade?"
 "I might as well get it over wit
 keys to Rence. The bows and ar
 ty tonight?
 ask like t
 stcasier
 INNER PEACE! +タ
 Rence
 rit's the
 whenwell travel
 be there.
 ,
 I trace the line og
 the wny would trace
 there are
 ember
 or wis
 meant
 tears in
 'll definitel
 oodbye and
 ds Wade's o
 y. If not sha
 might be po
 nearly a f
 FALL
 n," Wad
 ihat t t ecore
 sat
 97
 this Gordon seem
 UEA
 gh a shadow had crept across th te sivities.
 eof the other mature Ge
 heir desire for drink and jo
 , to withdraw, m
 nruly crowd.
 rdon wonder
 of the cov
 g the spine
 now other
 hav
 OCTOBER
 lik
 the r
 PLAYLTST
 re the creature
 nd the area se
 dening. G
 d, unable to ric
 the feeling that the usnined thing was staring
 im from behind its blank
 Out in the circle one of
 22 23 2ฯ 2.3 26277
 23 3 3
 opponent too enthusi
 moment the claws a
 na rose
 Gerrn
 blo
 ing in
 ur paeoures, cousi
 will leave
 escape, Gordon wa
 shed speaking. But,
 n her, so that Gordon
                
            

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Chill, Lmao, and Phone: hrovitnir:
rokirovka:

theminism:

raveger:

enrique262:

captain-price-official:


marcommarco:

inzertbreaks:

tomroughneck:
Meanwhile in Russia 
annyi.

gente decisa


The bigger vehicle has right of way. 


Russians cannot into chill. 


This is what I call a satisfying video


@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you
speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?
speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.
speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.
speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.
speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there
speaker 2: What the heck
speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow
speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!
speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!
speaker 2: I’m filming!
speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!
speaker 2: Guys, calm down!
[the reckoning arrives]
speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]
speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Chill, Lmao, and Phone: hrovitnir:
rokirovka:

theminism:

raveger:

enrique262:

captain-price-official:


marcommarco:

inzertbreaks:

tomroughneck:
Meanwhile in Russia 
annyi.

gente decisa


The bigger vehicle has right of way. 


Russians cannot into chill. 


This is what I call a satisfying video


@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you
speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?
speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.
speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.
speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.
speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there
speaker 2: What the heck
speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow
speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!
speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!
speaker 2: I’m filming!
speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!
speaker 2: Guys, calm down!
[the reckoning arrives]
speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]
speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

                
                

                
            

            
            
hrovitnir:
rokirovka:

theminism:

raveger:

enrique262:

captain-price-official:


marcommarco:

inzertbreaks:

tomroughneck:
Meanwhile in ...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Boss, Huge, and Messed Up: When the boss wants to see me after I messed up a huge update in production
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Boss, Huge, and Messed Up: When the boss wants to see me after I messed up a huge update in production
                
                

                
            

            
            
When the boss wants to see me after I messed up a huge update in production