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Ass, Food, and Mfw: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473 Anonymous >be me >be playing minecraft be the only Mexican in my party everyone besides me decides to wall me off in the desert 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do this they do it anyway stuck in a shit hole with no food >star a pathetic farm >barely makes enough for me to survive one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert >l decide to start formulating a plan >I will tear down that wall Cont? 736 007561 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586 Anonymous start collecting gun powder still a struggle to survive continue building my tunnels now have tunnels all across the land of sand 6 KB JPG >get a new skin to represent the land of sand change my name to the land of sand >get news from the other side saying they plan on raiding me >know what I have to do >arm traps all over in the land of sand setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the land of sand >praying to the sand that this works 736007663 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653 Anonymous >hear my traps going off everywhere in the land of sand a >know it is now or nothing >run out through one of my tunnels >make it to the surface run fast as 8 KB JPG ass to the wall arm the tnt ALAHU AKBAR >my gate way is open >get to their base and burn it >get to their farm and blow it up >find their pets and kill them >when they Finaly make it back they realised what happened >they know that there is nothing anymore >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me it is their only choice >they all agree they are all now sand people >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't the land of sand >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft 736007752 Anon plays minecraft
Ass, Food, and Mfw: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473
 Anonymous
 >be me
 >be playing minecraft
 be the only Mexican in my party
 everyone besides me decides to
 wall me off in the desert
 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do
 this
 they do it anyway
 stuck in a shit hole with no food
 >star a pathetic farm
 >barely makes enough for me to survive
 one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave
 >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert
 >l decide to start formulating a plan
 >I will tear down that wall
 Cont?
 736 007561

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586
 Anonymous
 start collecting gun powder
 still a struggle to survive
 continue building my tunnels
 now have tunnels all across the
 land of sand
 6 KB JPG
 >get a new skin to represent the
 land of sand
 change my name to the land of sand
 >get news from the other side saying they plan on
 raiding me
 >know what I have to do
 >arm traps all over in the land of sand
 setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the
 land of sand
 >praying to the sand that this works
 736007663

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653
 Anonymous
 >hear my traps going off
 everywhere in the land of sand
 a >know it is now or nothing
 >run out through one of my tunnels
 >make it to the surface run fast as
 8 KB JPG
 ass to the wall
 arm the tnt
 ALAHU AKBAR
 >my gate way is open
 >get to their base and burn it
 >get to their farm and blow it up
 >find their pets and kill them
 >when they Finaly make it back they realised what
 happened
 >they know that there is nothing anymore
 >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me
 it is their only choice
 >they all agree they are all now sand people
 >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't
 the land of sand
 >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft
 736007752
Anon plays minecraft

Anon plays minecraft

4chan, Ass, and Food: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473 Anonymous >be me >be playing minecraft be the only Mexican in my party everyone besides me decides to wall me off in the desert 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do this they do it anyway stuck in a shit hole with no food >star a pathetic farm >barely makes enough for me to survive one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert >l decide to start formulating a plan >I will tear down that wall Cont? 736 007561 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586 Anonymous start collecting gun powder still a struggle to survive continue building my tunnels now have tunnels all across the land of sand 6 KB JPG >get a new skin to represent the land of sand change my name to the land of sand >get news from the other side saying they plan on raiding me >know what I have to do >arm traps all over in the land of sand setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the land of sand >praying to the sand that this works 736007663 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653 Anonymous >hear my traps going off everywhere in the land of sand a >know it is now or nothing >run out through one of my tunnels >make it to the surface run fast as 8 KB JPG ass to the wall arm the tnt ALAHU AKBAR >my gate way is open >get to their base and burn it >get to their farm and blow it up >find their pets and kill them >when they Finaly make it back they realised what happened >they know that there is nothing anymore >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me it is their only choice >they all agree they are all now sand people >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't the land of sand >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft 736007752 Anon plays minecraft
4chan, Ass, and Food: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473
 Anonymous
 >be me
 >be playing minecraft
 be the only Mexican in my party
 everyone besides me decides to
 wall me off in the desert
 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do
 this
 they do it anyway
 stuck in a shit hole with no food
 >star a pathetic farm
 >barely makes enough for me to survive
 one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave
 >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert
 >l decide to start formulating a plan
 >I will tear down that wall
 Cont?
 736 007561

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586
 Anonymous
 start collecting gun powder
 still a struggle to survive
 continue building my tunnels
 now have tunnels all across the
 land of sand
 6 KB JPG
 >get a new skin to represent the
 land of sand
 change my name to the land of sand
 >get news from the other side saying they plan on
 raiding me
 >know what I have to do
 >arm traps all over in the land of sand
 setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the
 land of sand
 >praying to the sand that this works
 736007663

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653
 Anonymous
 >hear my traps going off
 everywhere in the land of sand
 a >know it is now or nothing
 >run out through one of my tunnels
 >make it to the surface run fast as
 8 KB JPG
 ass to the wall
 arm the tnt
 ALAHU AKBAR
 >my gate way is open
 >get to their base and burn it
 >get to their farm and blow it up
 >find their pets and kill them
 >when they Finaly make it back they realised what
 happened
 >they know that there is nothing anymore
 >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me
 it is their only choice
 >they all agree they are all now sand people
 >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't
 the land of sand
 >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft
 736007752
Anon plays minecraft

Anon plays minecraft

4chan, Apple, and Ass: >be 32 >be neuroscientist working on transferring consciousness to a computer >Newton is my idol >I sit under an apple tree to think all 958 KB JPG day one day an apple falls from the tree and lands on a sapling >then it hits me. know how to achieve singularity >l test my theory on rats first >shit works >sell roborats to children to continue funding >I try it on monkeys as well its funny to watch them wonder why they have no feces to throw research progresses to the point where we can test it on humans >I volunteer to be the first human trial coworkers build me a robot body hey begin downloading my consciousness >me.txt the transfer was a success but they didn't give me a robot penis >tumblr will find a label for me >my robot brain is much better at solving problems and am able to advance scientific progression tenfold >people start to envy my knowledge and immortality rich people pay to have the procedure done while poor people can't afford it the wealth gap grows exponentially >I foresee an inevitable war >build a spaceship with nuclear fusion reactor so I can ditch this sorry ass planet >I travel space and meet many forms of Intelligent life eventually I discover the key to true immortality beyond that of my robot body >I complete the process, but when gaze into the eternal horizon, I think only of my childhood when everything was full of wonder in that moment my only goal became reproducing the world that had sparked my fascination >l settle on a planet like earth and spend a week using nuclear fusion to reproduce the land and the oceans and genetic coding to recreate life >I create another apple tree to sit under so that l can ponder my existence my memories of childhood seem to be all l can think about >finally I create a man and a woman to remind me of my innocence that innocence is precious to me so I give them the one condition that they stay away from my apple tree >mfw that bitch didn't listen Sorry ass planet
4chan, Apple, and Ass: >be 32
 >be neuroscientist working on
 transferring consciousness to a
 computer
 >Newton is my idol
 >I sit under an apple tree to think all
 958 KB JPG
 day
 one day an apple falls from the tree and lands
 on a sapling
 >then it hits me. know how to achieve
 singularity
 >l test my theory on rats first
 >shit works
 >sell roborats to children to continue funding
 >I try it on monkeys as well
 its funny to watch them wonder why they have
 no feces to throw
 research progresses to the point where we can
 test it on humans
 >I volunteer to be the first human trial
 coworkers build me a robot body
 hey begin downloading my consciousness
 >me.txt
 the transfer was a success but they didn't give
 me a robot penis
 >tumblr will find a label for me
 >my robot brain is much better at solving
 problems and am able to advance scientific
 progression tenfold
 >people start to envy my knowledge and
 immortality
 rich people pay to have the procedure done
 while poor people can't afford it

 the wealth gap grows exponentially
 >I foresee an inevitable war
 >build a spaceship with nuclear fusion reactor
 so I can ditch this sorry ass planet
 >I travel space and meet many forms of
 Intelligent life
 eventually I discover the key to true immortality
 beyond that of my robot body
 >I complete the process, but when gaze into the
 eternal horizon, I think only of my childhood
 when everything was full of wonder
 in that moment my only goal became
 reproducing the world that had sparked my
 fascination
 >l settle on a planet like earth and spend a week
 using nuclear fusion to reproduce the land and
 the oceans and genetic coding to recreate life
 >I create another apple tree to sit under so that l
 can ponder my existence
 my memories of childhood seem to be all l can
 think about
 >finally I create a man and a woman to remind
 me of my innocence
 that innocence is precious to me so I give them
 the one condition that they stay away from my
 apple tree
 >mfw that bitch didn't listen
Sorry ass planet

Sorry ass planet