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4chan, Af, and Children: Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Settings Home 2 /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Return Catalog Bottom Update Auto Post a Reply echa View Announcement Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:18:15 No.44008579 homeless immigrant guy outside my ocal to soething idk call him Raj or something idk see him every day as I pick up my chicken club sandwich 1 KB PNG >spoke literally 0 scottish, just said give me pound please" >every fucking day would sometimes steal a sandwich for him figured it wouldnt go very far across his 9 wives and 16 children all whom are on benefits >said that i would give him pound if he sung the scottish national anthem we don't have one, but I got him on that Scotland the Brave shit >took literally 20 minutes to get this through to him said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he could sing this anthem it begins Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593 /r9k/ - >homeless immigrant boards.4chan.org 2 Board/r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼ Setti took literally 20 minutes to get this through to hi said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he could sing this anthem it begins Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593 teach him a new line of Scottish the brave every day every 3 days he has to sing what he knows back to me for his pound he learns that by singing this he gets 19 KB JPG one pound or something starts singing it all the time outside tescos often singingg it before I even get there people actually giving him money for this >baka.htm by the time I've given him 5 pounds he knows the entire anthem ahead of schedule AF I stop giving him money, asks me for one pound please every time he sees me again eventually talk to him he still doesn't know a word of Englislh just the Scottish national anthem I also teach him to say "Dieu et mon Driot" he spent all of his time learning this shit instead of learning English mfw I created a Scotland propoganda bot who shitposts outside Tescos Next week I'm going to teach him "Scots Wha Hae" >I should be getting paid for my making use out of illegals Anonvmous 03/20/18(Tlue)1629 25 No 44008781 Scot Makes A Bot
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 homeless immigrant guy outside my
 ocal to soething idk
 call him Raj or something idk
 see him every day as I pick up my
 chicken club sandwich
 1 KB PNG
 >spoke literally 0 scottish, just said
 give me pound please"
 >every fucking day
 would sometimes steal a sandwich for him
 figured it wouldnt go very far across his 9 wives and
 16 children all whom are on benefits
 >said that i would give him pound if he sung the
 scottish national anthem
 we don't have one, but I got him on that Scotland the
 Brave shit
 >took literally 20 minutes to get this through to him
 said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he
 could sing this anthem
 it begins
 Anonymous
 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593

 /r9k/ - >homeless immigrant
 boards.4chan.org
 2
 Board/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
 ▼ Setti
 took literally 20 minutes to get this through to hi
 said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he
 could sing this anthem
 it begins
 Anonymous
 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593
 teach him a new line of Scottish the
 brave every day
 every 3 days he has to sing what he
 knows back to me for his pound
 he learns that by singing this he gets
 19 KB JPG one pound or something
 starts singing it all the time outside tescos
 often singingg it before I even get there
 people actually giving him money for this
 >baka.htm
 by the time I've given him 5 pounds he knows the
 entire anthem
 ahead of schedule AF
 I stop giving him money, asks me for one pound
 please every time he sees me again
 eventually talk to him
 he still doesn't know a word of Englislh
 just the Scottish national anthem
 I also teach him to say "Dieu et mon Driot"
 he spent all of his time learning this shit instead of
 learning English
 mfw I created a Scotland propoganda bot who
 shitposts outside Tescos
 Next week I'm going to teach him "Scots Wha Hae"
 >I should be getting paid for my making use out of
 illegals
 Anonvmous
 03/20/18(Tlue)1629 25 No 44008781
Scot Makes A Bot

Scot Makes A Bot

Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107 6 min. ago .. 30 year old NEET wake up at 2pm had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs and piss bottles in my room 102.0 kB JPG waddle downstairs to check GBP board wait a minute to catch my breath before l look just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce! legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disqusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you'" she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my obese, putrid, feces and semen covered she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down have my crayons and Ninja Turtles coloring book to occupy me while I wait the tendies are finally done and she puts them on my plate she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy thanks mummy do my best to muster a smile but the rows of decaying teeth only disgust mummy further high-chair finally breaks from my heft causes me to have another accident mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy I just sit there on floor, in my own filth, thinking about what a disappointment I am mfw Anon is a dissapointment
Books, Cum, and Hungry: Anonymous | 741797107
 6 min. ago ..
 30 year old NEET
 wake up at 2pm
 had accident in sleep which I rolled
 around in
 grab cum-towel off nightstand and do my
 best to wipe the mess from my folds of fat
 tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry
 plop out of bed, navigate through shit jugs
 and piss bottles in my room
 102.0 kB JPG
 waddle downstairs to check GBP board
 wait a minute to catch my breath before l
 look
 just enough Good Boy Points for some
 tendies and sauce!
 legs buckle under own weight
 roll myself into the living room where
 mummy is watching her favorite soap
 opera
 "mummy mummy I have enough Good
 Boy Points for some tendies!"
 >she turns to me with the most disqusting
 look on her face while I lay flat on the
 ground stuggling to get up
 "s-sure honey, le-let me just get some
 tendies for you'"
 she struggles to go to the kitchen without
 vomitting from the smell and sight of my
 obese, putrid, feces and semen covered
 she pulls the tendies out of the freezer
 after letting the oven heat up as she begins
 to cry into the sink

 I roll over and pull myself up to my high
 chair that starts to creak as I sit down
 have my crayons and Ninja Turtles
 coloring book to occupy me while I wait
 the tendies are finally done and she puts
 them on my plate
 she can't hold back the vomit as I open my
 mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all
 over my plate
 I can't let these tendies go to waste, so l
 eat them along with the vomit
 "yummy wummy tendies in my tummy
 thanks mummy
 do my best to muster a smile but the rows
 of decaying teeth only disgust mummy
 further
 high-chair finally breaks from my heft
 causes me to have another accident
 mum runs away to her room, sobbing
 uncontrollably, so ashamed of her baby boy
 I just sit there on floor, in my own filth,
 thinking about what a disappointment I am
 mfw
Anon is a dissapointment

Anon is a dissapointment

Ass, Food, and Mfw: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473 Anonymous >be me >be playing minecraft be the only Mexican in my party everyone besides me decides to wall me off in the desert 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do this they do it anyway stuck in a shit hole with no food >star a pathetic farm >barely makes enough for me to survive one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert >l decide to start formulating a plan >I will tear down that wall Cont? 736 007561 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586 Anonymous start collecting gun powder still a struggle to survive continue building my tunnels now have tunnels all across the land of sand 6 KB JPG >get a new skin to represent the land of sand change my name to the land of sand >get news from the other side saying they plan on raiding me >know what I have to do >arm traps all over in the land of sand setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the land of sand >praying to the sand that this works 736007663 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653 Anonymous >hear my traps going off everywhere in the land of sand a >know it is now or nothing >run out through one of my tunnels >make it to the surface run fast as 8 KB JPG ass to the wall arm the tnt ALAHU AKBAR >my gate way is open >get to their base and burn it >get to their farm and blow it up >find their pets and kill them >when they Finaly make it back they realised what happened >they know that there is nothing anymore >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me it is their only choice >they all agree they are all now sand people >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't the land of sand >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft 736007752 Anon plays minecraft
Ass, Food, and Mfw: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473
 Anonymous
 >be me
 >be playing minecraft
 be the only Mexican in my party
 everyone besides me decides to
 wall me off in the desert
 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do
 this
 they do it anyway
 stuck in a shit hole with no food
 >star a pathetic farm
 >barely makes enough for me to survive
 one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave
 >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert
 >l decide to start formulating a plan
 >I will tear down that wall
 Cont?
 736 007561

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586
 Anonymous
 start collecting gun powder
 still a struggle to survive
 continue building my tunnels
 now have tunnels all across the
 land of sand
 6 KB JPG
 >get a new skin to represent the
 land of sand
 change my name to the land of sand
 >get news from the other side saying they plan on
 raiding me
 >know what I have to do
 >arm traps all over in the land of sand
 setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the
 land of sand
 >praying to the sand that this works
 736007663

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653
 Anonymous
 >hear my traps going off
 everywhere in the land of sand
 a >know it is now or nothing
 >run out through one of my tunnels
 >make it to the surface run fast as
 8 KB JPG
 ass to the wall
 arm the tnt
 ALAHU AKBAR
 >my gate way is open
 >get to their base and burn it
 >get to their farm and blow it up
 >find their pets and kill them
 >when they Finaly make it back they realised what
 happened
 >they know that there is nothing anymore
 >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me
 it is their only choice
 >they all agree they are all now sand people
 >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't
 the land of sand
 >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft
 736007752
Anon plays minecraft

Anon plays minecraft

4chan, Ass, and Food: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473 Anonymous >be me >be playing minecraft be the only Mexican in my party everyone besides me decides to wall me off in the desert 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do this they do it anyway stuck in a shit hole with no food >star a pathetic farm >barely makes enough for me to survive one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert >l decide to start formulating a plan >I will tear down that wall Cont? 736 007561 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586 Anonymous start collecting gun powder still a struggle to survive continue building my tunnels now have tunnels all across the land of sand 6 KB JPG >get a new skin to represent the land of sand change my name to the land of sand >get news from the other side saying they plan on raiding me >know what I have to do >arm traps all over in the land of sand setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the land of sand >praying to the sand that this works 736007663 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653 Anonymous >hear my traps going off everywhere in the land of sand a >know it is now or nothing >run out through one of my tunnels >make it to the surface run fast as 8 KB JPG ass to the wall arm the tnt ALAHU AKBAR >my gate way is open >get to their base and burn it >get to their farm and blow it up >find their pets and kill them >when they Finaly make it back they realised what happened >they know that there is nothing anymore >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me it is their only choice >they all agree they are all now sand people >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't the land of sand >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft 736007752 Anon plays minecraft
4chan, Ass, and Food: 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:25:15 No.736007473
 Anonymous
 >be me
 >be playing minecraft
 be the only Mexican in my party
 everyone besides me decides to
 wall me off in the desert
 288 KB PNG >try to tell them to please not do
 this
 they do it anyway
 stuck in a shit hole with no food
 >star a pathetic farm
 >barely makes enough for me to survive
 one day decide to take shelter in a sand cave
 >dig some tunnels for getting around the desert
 >l decide to start formulating a plan
 >I will tear down that wall
 Cont?
 736 007561

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:26:58 No.736007586
 Anonymous
 start collecting gun powder
 still a struggle to survive
 continue building my tunnels
 now have tunnels all across the
 land of sand
 6 KB JPG
 >get a new skin to represent the
 land of sand
 change my name to the land of sand
 >get news from the other side saying they plan on
 raiding me
 >know what I have to do
 >arm traps all over in the land of sand
 setup shop in a sand cave in the middle of the
 land of sand
 >praying to the sand that this works
 736007663

 06/16/17 (Fri) 11:28:11 No.736007653
 Anonymous
 >hear my traps going off
 everywhere in the land of sand
 a >know it is now or nothing
 >run out through one of my tunnels
 >make it to the surface run fast as
 8 KB JPG
 ass to the wall
 arm the tnt
 ALAHU AKBAR
 >my gate way is open
 >get to their base and burn it
 >get to their farm and blow it up
 >find their pets and kill them
 >when they Finaly make it back they realised what
 happened
 >they know that there is nothing anymore
 >tell them to come live in the land of sand with me
 it is their only choice
 >they all agree they are all now sand people
 >we now do nothing but blow anything up that isn't
 the land of sand
 >mfw I just created lsis in minecraft
 736007752
Anon plays minecraft

Anon plays minecraft