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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: O Anonymous 1 128 130Thu: 08:00 05 UTC-8 No 5184575481. 1287520342109 a (438 KB, 1920x 1200) sohentai googe 2 1345 55 쯔51452022-s1M80147쯔518461141 쯔51451732 ea esmnamhanamamnm147-11mm-nmm ll right I got a few stories be grade 10 mid year 1 of my home room teachers doesntlike hat othinks I get away with things too easy just a regular student, ling the student Ide eacher gives me hard time in his class Calls me a litle shit hal the time Get mad decided to ruin his day Devise plan tha didnt know would grow into something more epic over the years moming Break tme run ovee to dick head teachees dlasS pull down pants and hover my ass over his ury teachers chair 10 inch turd push his chair back into desk -bell ring students talce there seats, dick head has no idea -gives 10 minute lecture before sitting don he pulls out his chair with out looking eyes widen, jumps up -Class laughs out the class laughs for the whole day -dont see dick head for the rest of the day net da dick face siting there wating for everyone to get in ฯ dont know who this pooping bandit is. but who ever you are im gunna make sure you are expelled" dass laughs leacher yells and hands out surprise test maw I felt proud being called the "pooping bandir >mfw now hav a secret reputation More? it only get more epic from here 2 weeks ater shit pants incident -dick face teacher stll treats me like shit notice he leaves his Coffee cup on his desk during lunch jimmy the door open pooping bandt instincts take over Hold cup against my ass "been saving this one for 2 days manage to sqeeze out tree 4-5 inch babies with a pinch of rose on the top cup on table surprisinghy it almost looks ke a bouquet of shit Clean myself up and leave camp out in my ne dass, conveniently across dick faces dass heafingla n hall wa pooping bandt has struck againt -students fhom hallway start piling in dick faces class to see my masterpiece Dick face Snally shows u Janitor comes by shory to cobect my at work People start trying to figure out the idenbity of the notorious pooping bandt stat to think of where ni strike next More? 1 month after my lovely git Plast week of school before summer -Students start talking about the pooping bandit like a hero " you are the pooping bandit can you do.. itle does he know I heard the call for justice ind said bully's locker Go back after school when its quiet Release my jussce dispenser into a plassc bag Try not to be a asshole next year, with very warm regards, The pooping bandir sclean up next day, locker clean out happens (cause last day of school) bossip about my foem o builly leaves school and is never seen ail summer Janfor comes by to clean out his locker with a hose -beta kid teling everyone about his role that was the day the pooping bandt became a beacon of justce Grade 11 only gets more eplic from here Anonymous 1 128/13(Thu)09 3228 UTC-8 No 5 18467 167 □ 251835zaaz m5184aa941-518480182 2518482454 Regle,weazaaz-lemti-umm Grade 11 staring day get introduced to new facuity 't you are in the crowd, please stop this behaior or you wil be yadda yadda blah blah the pooping bandit has no uncle go over to psh well I wasnt planing this today up my nuggets with a ruler plant it in the neat pile I made and attach sticky nobe 키 am not afraid Challenge accepted Warm regards. The pooping Banar dlean myselt, and le ave theough window cause of to many people out the door Ned tells the school there wil be a reward for any info related to the iodent mfw when things are just geting started Be at pep rally in Gym start band Gym doors bust open Guy wearing nothing but a black cape, bandana mask Tight shorts and rubber boots nuns in Crowd poes crazy cheering the bandit gets away k after pepr acquire 4 sacks of hors Juste outside town Go back to the school in the cover of night let loose one bag of justice all over the shower area and turn on the showers use the ether 3 justice filed bags for the lockers tnd mock and now for the best part Sbick my ass in the locker and jusice everywhere that was quite the flatering display at the rally. Dontlet it happen again, with very warm regards. The pooping Bandir dlean my self and leave day get phone call from friend THE FUCKING BANDIT GOT THE JOckS find out school got dlosed due to extreme vandalism the pooping bandt reaches legendary status in school at this point Things start to get more Challenging from here 〇Anonymous 1 1/28r13(Thu) 13 04 23 UTC-8 No 518493 156(,] 쯔51842345a m51 490597 쯔518493704 쯔518423719 쯔51M9 72 ee es 쯔41Mn4益프mme az 씌tessze-tuum 씌wswa 3 weeks ater Jocks incident at this point everyone is suspecing everyone police come to school to question suspects l never get called or noticed while they were there prnople 0สers another reward 》One student says phe heads to the principles office and isnt heard from for the rest of the day -Feel bad for the gu Slip note through the mail slot for him "You have done me a great service, you get one favor, with warm regards the P. B Start F YOURE THEREI HIT THAT BITCH ASHLEY Shocked how tast he responded but okay Find out he's going through a bad break up with said gir basic "she cheated blah blah blah Have bucket ive been shiting in all week in back yard -Take bucket over to her place during the night pnoice one of the windows open on the 2nd floor res its her t put on some rubber gloves and start making ball with the rest of my "paint b my paint bal gather my supplies and leave hear that the pooping bandt hit Ashley's house day -over hear her Best friends saying a shit ball landing on the bed and rolled onto the floor Fall guy wasnt seen in school for the rest of the year I have lots of Pooping Bandr tales up untill last year, almost got caught...but for now I think I will stop right there and continue the saga another day i#I am summoned once again. Pooping bandt away!
Ass, Bad, and Bitch: O Anonymous 1 128 130Thu: 08:00 05 UTC-8 No 5184575481.
 1287520342109 a (438 KB, 1920x 1200) sohentai googe 2
 1345
 55
 쯔51452022-s1M80147쯔518461141 쯔51451732
 ea esmnamhanamamnm147-11mm-nmm
 ll right I got a few stories
 be grade 10 mid year
 1 of my home room teachers doesntlike hat
 othinks I get away with things too easy
 just a regular student, ling the student Ide
 eacher gives me hard time in his class
 Calls me a litle shit hal the time
 Get mad decided to ruin his day
 Devise plan tha didnt know would grow into something more epic over the years
 moming Break tme
 run ovee to dick head teachees dlasS
 pull down pants and hover my ass over his ury teachers chair
 10 inch turd
 push his chair back into desk
 -bell ring
 students talce there seats, dick head has no idea
 -gives 10 minute lecture before sitting don
 he pulls out his chair with out looking
 eyes widen, jumps up
 -Class laughs
 out the
 class laughs for the whole day
 -dont see dick head for the rest of the day
 net da
 dick face siting there wating for everyone to get in
 ฯ dont know who this pooping bandit is. but who ever you are im gunna make sure you are expelled"
 dass laughs
 leacher yells and hands out surprise test
 maw I felt proud being called the "pooping bandir
 >mfw now hav a secret reputation
 More? it only get more epic from here
 2 weeks ater shit pants incident
 -dick face teacher stll treats me like shit
 notice he leaves his Coffee cup on his desk during lunch
 jimmy the door open
 pooping bandt instincts take over
 Hold cup against my ass
 "been saving this one for 2 days
 manage to sqeeze out tree 4-5 inch babies with a pinch of rose on the top
 cup on table
 surprisinghy it almost looks ke a bouquet of shit
 Clean myself up and leave
 camp out in my ne dass, conveniently across dick faces dass
 heafingla n hall wa
 pooping bandt has struck againt
 -students fhom hallway start piling in dick faces class to see my masterpiece
 Dick face Snally shows u
 Janitor comes by shory to cobect my at work
 People start trying to figure out the idenbity of the notorious pooping bandt
 stat to think of where ni strike next
 More?
 1 month after my lovely git
 Plast week of school before summer
 -Students start talking about the pooping bandit like a hero
 " you are the pooping bandit can you do..
 itle does he know I heard the call for justice
 ind said bully's locker
 Go back after school when its quiet
 Release my jussce dispenser into a plassc bag
 Try not to be a asshole next year, with very warm regards, The pooping bandir
 sclean up
 next day, locker clean out happens (cause last day of school)
 bossip about my foem o
 builly leaves school and is never seen ail summer
 Janfor comes by to clean out his locker with a hose
 -beta kid teling everyone about his role
 that was the day the pooping bandt became a beacon of justce
 Grade 11 only gets more eplic from here
 Anonymous 1 128/13(Thu)09 3228 UTC-8 No 5 18467 167
 □
 251835zaaz m5184aa941-518480182 2518482454 Regle,weazaaz-lemti-umm
 Grade 11 staring day
 get introduced to new facuity
 't you are in the crowd, please stop this behaior or you wil be yadda yadda blah blah
 the pooping bandit has no uncle
 go over to
 psh
 well I wasnt planing this today
 up my nuggets with a ruler
 plant it in the neat pile I made and attach sticky nobe
 키 am not afraid Challenge accepted Warm regards. The pooping Banar
 dlean myselt, and le ave theough window cause of to many people out the door
 Ned
 tells the school there wil be a reward for any info related to the iodent
 mfw when things are just geting started
 Be at pep rally in Gym
 start
 band
 Gym doors bust open
 Guy wearing nothing but a black cape, bandana mask Tight shorts and rubber boots nuns in
 Crowd poes crazy cheering
 the bandit gets
 away
 k after pepr
 acquire 4 sacks of hors Juste outside town
 Go back to the school in the cover of night
 let loose one bag of justice all over the shower area and turn on the showers
 use the ether 3 justice filed bags for the lockers
 tnd mock
 and now for the best part
 Sbick my ass in the locker and jusice everywhere
 that was quite the flatering display at the rally. Dontlet it happen again, with very warm regards. The pooping Bandir
 dlean my self and leave
 day
 get phone call from friend
 THE FUCKING BANDIT GOT THE JOckS
 find out school got dlosed due to extreme vandalism
 the pooping bandt reaches legendary status in school at this point
 Things start to get more Challenging from here
 〇Anonymous 1 1/28r13(Thu) 13 04 23 UTC-8 No 518493 156(,] 쯔51842345a m51
 490597 쯔518493704 쯔518423719 쯔51M9
 72
 ee
 es 쯔41Mn4益프mme az 씌tessze-tuum 씌wswa
 3 weeks ater Jocks incident
 at this point everyone is suspecing everyone
 police come to school to question suspects
 l never get called or noticed while they were there
 prnople 0สers another reward
 》One student says
 phe heads to the principles office and isnt heard from for the rest of the day
 -Feel bad for the gu
 Slip note through the mail slot for him
 "You have done me a great service, you get one favor, with warm regards the P. B
 Start
 F YOURE THEREI HIT THAT BITCH ASHLEY
 Shocked how tast he responded but okay
 Find out he's going through a bad break up with said gir
 basic "she cheated blah blah blah
 Have bucket ive been shiting in all week in back yard
 -Take bucket over to her place during the night
 pnoice one of the windows open on the 2nd floor
 res its her t
 put on some rubber gloves and start making ball with the rest of my "paint
 b my paint bal
 gather my supplies and leave
 hear that the pooping bandt hit Ashley's house
 day
 -over hear her Best friends saying a shit ball landing on the bed and rolled onto the floor
 Fall guy wasnt seen in school for the rest of the year
 I have lots of Pooping Bandr tales up untill last year, almost got caught...but for now I think I will stop right there and continue the saga another day i#I am summoned once again.
 Pooping bandt away!
Ass, Bad, and Crying: ile (5 KB, 240x179, Insane hobo kid with poliojpg) Anonymous (ID: cc1mr+26) 02/24/13(Sun)13:52:36 No.461009390 >Be 9 year old me >Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks >Doctors say I might be allergic to milk fuckthatjpg I love O'boy (chocoloate milk) and will never stop drinking it >Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain >Spend entire morning on toilet >No more pains thank god >Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and my 5 year old bro >Fucking delicious, but something is missing l crave O'boy now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotter Mmmmh fucking O'boy man >A few hours pass, playing mario kart with brother >He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas Laughing really hard by now, can't breath >mfw he's driving the wrong direction I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap 5 year old bro haven't even driven his first lap yet >My sides are now sprawling on the floor >I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face (done this many times before) I pull down my underwear and put my ass-cheeks towards his face >Let out a huge fart >Fart is followed by liquid shit >My peacefully playing little brother is now getting sprayed with shit >A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry >Suddenly he screams louder than ive ever heard anyone scream before >Dad heard the scream He comes in and sees his youngest kid sprayed with shit, crying >l stand there without underwear, shocked >Dad pukes Lil bro is crying >l begin to cry Grounded for 2 weeks. I haven't drinked O'boy ever since, although i'm not allergic to milk.
Ass, Bad, and Crying: ile
 (5 KB, 240x179, Insane hobo kid with poliojpg)
 Anonymous (ID: cc1mr+26) 02/24/13(Sun)13:52:36 No.461009390
 >Be 9 year old me
 >Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
 >Doctors say I might be allergic to milk
 fuckthatjpg
 I love O'boy (chocoloate milk) and will never stop drinking it
 >Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
 >Spend entire morning on toilet
 >No more pains thank god
 >Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and my 5 year old bro
 >Fucking delicious, but something is missing
 l crave O'boy now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotter
 Mmmmh fucking O'boy man
 >A few hours pass, playing mario kart with brother
 >He sucks, i'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
 Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
 >mfw he's driving the wrong direction
 I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
 5 year old bro haven't even driven his first lap yet
 >My sides are now sprawling on the floor
 >I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face (done this many times before)
 I pull down my underwear and put my ass-cheeks towards his face
 >Let out a huge fart
 >Fart is followed by liquid shit
 >My peacefully playing little brother is now getting sprayed with shit
 >A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
 >Suddenly he screams louder than ive ever heard anyone scream before
 >Dad heard the scream
 He comes in and sees his youngest kid sprayed with shit, crying
 >l stand there without underwear, shocked
 >Dad pukes
 Lil bro is crying
 >l begin to cry
 Grounded for 2 weeks.
 I haven't drinked O'boy ever since, although i'm not allergic to milk.