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Advice, Ass, and Chinese Food: Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:28:00 No.751645985751646480 751647162 Who likes wholesome stories? >complete beta growing up >disgusting collector of all that shit >elementary school went pretty smooth despite the bullying, two loyal friends be me had a phase where iwas OBSESSED with all those animu fighting games. beyblade, pokemon, bakugan drove everyone except a few other nerds away skip to middle school, everyone suddenly thinks they're mature my friends start growing out of the cringy battle shit and becoming interested in girls i am willing to die for my animu fighter games >seventh grade, all my friends have girlfriends somehow. went from soyboys to chads real quick realize the animu games are dragging me down, ditch them >somehow think i'm good enough to go for a 9/10 stacy as soon as i do immediateshutdown.exe by winter break, half the school has rejected me and we're also starting our reproductive courses more detailed than in the past, where they tried to scare us away from the idea instead of telling us about it after we talk about the main stuff, the teacher starts the discussion on stds and then teen pregnancy and then she whips out the Igbt discussion lots of divided opinions and arguments teacher closes with "it's okay to be gay!" argument ensues but the bell rings, she dismisses us angrily one of my friends nudges me on the way out >"i didn't know our teacher was a feminazi. there better not be any gays at our school" i shrug, lowkey not sure if i like girls anymore constant rejection from them want to test if i really like guys like i can get off to pictures of girls but irl they just don't do it for me school is way too conservative to try getting with a guy, would probably get hung or some shit, it's the deep south test the waters with porn still not enough hatch a terrible idea to test if I really am gay my father divorced my mother when i was like five before she became a methwhore and lost weekend custody, she always told me dad left her because he liked guys con Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:41:03 No.751646753 >so my plan is a test to both our sexualities >don't understand the circumstances or realize how wrong it is for some reason my summary of knowledge on relationships is shitty ass romance movies i've seen staying up late >my dad has a little nook in the house full of flowers (evidence #1 that he is gay) >decide he doesn't need one of his plants, it's gonna be fine rip the fuck out of its petals leaving a trail of flowers to the bedroom is a lot harder than it fucking looks end up needing to take another entire flower plants grow back anyway it's probably fine realize that the mood is not set >i need candles, we don't have dimmer lights, too poo >grab a ton of candles and set them up everywhere takes me two hours to light them because our stick lighter is fucking trash it's like you have to nput a secret order of clicks to get it to work mood is almost set try making the bed, tidying up some shit, turn around the photo of mom he keeps on the bed side stand, he won't be needing that tonight last thing to do is undress and wait at one point he calls saying he's going to be coming home late, extra work and stuff >disappointed because more time to anticipate, relieved because longer until this is actually tried >dress and make myself a snack, he tends to bring home something for us both to eat play some vidya until it's almost time for him to come home when it's about fifteen minutes to arrival, i go back and undress again, this time wait he comes home, opens up the door >"anon, what did you do? where did you get these petals from?" mild irritation in his voice >follow them my voice is cracking. can't tell if it's puberty or anxiety >"i brought chinese" he notes on his way up the stairs he walks in and pales "anon what the fuck panic, try to explain myself >we were learning about sex and i wanted to try it but i really don't think i like girls... i kind of think i like guys and i really want to do it with you con Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:45:31 No.751647048 >he is completely taken aback, no idea what to do about it, puts the chinese food aside >"you know what, okay what >i feel actual surprise even though this is what i wanted >he doesn't waste any time, it feels like this isn't even my idea anymore. wouldn't be surprised if he waited for this a long time >he fucks me right there >it hurts like hell and all i can think about is the chinese food sitting next to us and how I'd rather be eating that suddenly >kind of regretting it tear up, but i don't cry >at some point he starts touching my dick and it doesn't take long and i cum >i came the first time in my life to my father fucking me mfw mfw when this isn't the last time we do this >mfw i'm 19 now and he still calls me to fuck How was your childhood /b/? Anonymous 11/21/17 (Tue)22:52:30 No.751647456 Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:47:3 This was a proper and wholesome story, just what ive been looking to for to read with my family Truly thanks Anon I saw a wholesome reddit legal advice post yesterday that was nice
Advice, Ass, and Chinese Food: Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:28:00 No.751645985751646480 751647162
 Who likes wholesome stories?
 >complete beta growing up
 >disgusting collector of all that shit
 >elementary school went pretty smooth despite the bullying, two loyal friends
 be me
 had a phase where iwas OBSESSED with all those animu fighting games. beyblade, pokemon, bakugan
 drove everyone except a few other nerds away
 skip to middle school, everyone suddenly thinks they're mature
 my friends start growing out of the cringy battle shit and becoming interested in girls
 i am willing to die for my animu fighter games
 >seventh grade, all my friends have girlfriends somehow. went from soyboys to chads real quick
 realize the animu games are dragging me down, ditch them
 >somehow think i'm good enough to go for a 9/10 stacy as soon as i do
 immediateshutdown.exe
 by winter break, half the school has rejected me and we're also starting our reproductive courses
 more detailed than in the past, where they tried to scare us away from the idea instead of telling us about it
 after we talk about the main stuff, the teacher starts the discussion on stds and then teen pregnancy
 and then she whips out the Igbt discussion
 lots of divided opinions and arguments
 teacher closes with "it's okay to be gay!"
 argument ensues but the bell rings, she dismisses us angrily
 one of my friends nudges me on the way out
 >"i didn't know our teacher was a feminazi. there better not be any gays at our school"
 i shrug, lowkey not sure if i like girls anymore
 constant rejection from them
 want to test if i really like guys
 like i can get off to pictures of girls but irl they just don't do it for me
 school is way too conservative to try getting with a guy, would probably get hung or some shit, it's the deep south
 test the waters with porn
 still not enough
 hatch a terrible idea to test if I really am gay
 my father divorced my mother when i was like five
 before she became a methwhore and lost weekend custody, she always told me dad left her because he liked guys
 con
 Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:41:03 No.751646753
 >so my plan is a test to both our sexualities
 >don't understand the circumstances or realize how wrong it is for some reason
 my summary of knowledge on relationships is shitty ass romance movies i've seen staying up late
 >my dad has a little nook in the house full of flowers (evidence #1 that he is gay)
 >decide he doesn't need one of his plants, it's gonna be fine
 rip the fuck out of its petals
 leaving a trail of flowers to the bedroom is a lot harder than it fucking looks
 end up needing to take another entire flower
 plants grow back anyway it's probably fine
 realize that the mood is not set
 >i need candles, we don't have dimmer lights, too poo
 >grab a ton of candles and set them up everywhere
 takes me two hours to light them because our stick lighter is fucking trash
 it's like you have to nput a secret order of clicks to get it to work
 mood is almost set
 try making the bed, tidying up some shit, turn around the photo of mom he keeps on the bed side stand, he won't be needing that tonight
 last thing to do is undress and wait
 at one point he calls saying he's going to be coming home late, extra work and stuff
 >disappointed because more time to anticipate, relieved because longer until this is actually tried
 >dress and make myself a snack, he tends to bring home something for us both to eat
 play some vidya until it's almost time for him to come home
 when it's about fifteen minutes to arrival, i go back and undress again, this time wait
 he comes home, opens up the door
 >"anon, what did you do? where did you get these petals from?"
 mild irritation in his voice
 >follow them my voice is cracking. can't tell if it's puberty or anxiety
 >"i brought chinese" he notes on his way up the stairs
 he walks in and pales
 "anon what the fuck
 panic, try to explain myself
 >we were learning about sex and i wanted to try it but i really don't think i like girls... i kind of think i like guys and i really want to do it with you
 con
 Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:45:31 No.751647048
 >he is completely taken aback, no idea what to do about it, puts the chinese food aside
 >"you know what, okay
 what
 >i feel actual surprise even though this is what i wanted
 >he doesn't waste any time, it feels like this isn't even my idea anymore. wouldn't be surprised if he waited for this a long time
 >he fucks me right there
 >it hurts like hell and all i can think about is the chinese food sitting next to us and how I'd rather be eating that suddenly
 >kind of regretting it
 tear up, but i don't cry
 >at some point he starts touching my dick and it doesn't take long and i cum
 >i came the first time in my life to my father fucking me
 mfw
 mfw when this isn't the last time we do this
 >mfw i'm 19 now and he still calls me to fuck
 How was your childhood /b/?
 Anonymous 11/21/17 (Tue)22:52:30 No.751647456
 Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)22:47:3
 This was a proper and wholesome story, just what ive been looking to for to read with my family
 Truly thanks Anon
 I saw a wholesome reddit legal advice post yesterday that was nice
Bitch, Boo, and Drunk: File: IMG 0599.ipg (56 KB, 828x766) Anonymous 11/20/17(Mon)16:47:08 No.751515645 [Reply]> >be me >22 year old EMS >get dispatched to a traumatic injury >arrive at upscale hotel downtown >prostitute had been injured >she was banging a john near the TV stand >it fell on her fucking head she's also drunk >disgusting fat cunt so it's hard not to laugh >try not to laugh and load her onto the stretcher >"I gotta boo boo baby! >the fuck is a boo boo >mfw I grabbed gauze and she meant she had to shit "DONT DO IT ON THE STRETCHER >partner and I pick nasty bitch up and walk her to the toilet >we have to watch her shit because we can't leave her unoccupied explosive shitting my partner is gaging she starts gaging because he's gagging >ungodly smell damn near makes my nostrils bleed >she finishes shitting >she turns around knees first and vomits into shit pile >her fucking dentures fall in >partner gags even harder >he wants to nope the fuck out of the room but he can't >he vomits >I try not to vomit >mfw she reaches in for her dentures >mfw she's so drunk she proceeds to just put them back in her mouth >I'm disgusted beyond belief but trying not to laugh as my partner looses his stomach for a second time >mfw we load shit breath into the ambulance >driver keeps sniffing >you guys smell that?" >we both don't speak >arrive at hospital >transfer shitbreath to nursing staff >explain the situation to nursing staff leave >explain to the driver that she literally ate her own shit >mfw I never mentioned she had eaten her own shit >mfw she probably had to explain that she got smashed by a TV, took a shit, threw up and put her shit vomit covered dentures back in her mouth oriface
Bitch, Boo, and Drunk: File: IMG 0599.ipg (56 KB, 828x766)
 Anonymous 11/20/17(Mon)16:47:08 No.751515645 [Reply]>
 >be me
 >22 year old EMS
 >get dispatched to a traumatic injury
 >arrive at upscale hotel downtown
 >prostitute had been injured
 >she was banging a john near the TV stand
 >it fell on her fucking head
 she's also drunk
 >disgusting fat cunt so it's hard not to laugh
 >try not to laugh and load her onto the stretcher
 >"I gotta boo boo baby!
 >the fuck is a boo boo
 >mfw I grabbed gauze and she meant she had to shit
 "DONT DO IT ON THE STRETCHER
 >partner and I pick nasty bitch up and walk her to the toilet
 >we have to watch her shit because we can't leave her unoccupied
 explosive shitting
 my partner is gaging
 she starts gaging because he's gagging
 >ungodly smell damn near makes my nostrils bleed
 >she finishes shitting
 >she turns around knees first and vomits into shit pile
 >her fucking dentures fall in
 >partner gags even harder
 >he wants to nope the fuck out of the room but he can't
 >he vomits
 >I try not to vomit
 >mfw she reaches in for her dentures
 >mfw she's so drunk she proceeds to just put them back in her mouth
 >I'm disgusted beyond belief but trying not to laugh as my partner looses his stomach for a second time
 >mfw we load shit breath into the ambulance
 >driver keeps sniffing
 >you guys smell that?"
 >we both don't speak
 >arrive at hospital
 >transfer shitbreath to nursing staff
 >explain the situation to nursing staff
 leave
 >explain to the driver that she literally ate her own shit
 >mfw I never mentioned she had eaten her own shit
 >mfw she probably had to explain that she got smashed by a TV, took a shit, threw up and put her shit vomit covered dentures back in her mouth oriface
4chan, Bitch, and Boo: File: MIG 05- | (56 KB. 828x766) O Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)21:47:08 No.751515645 [Reply] >>751518834 be me >22 year old EMS >get dispatched to a traumatic injury sarrive at upscale hotel downtown prostitute had been injured >she was banging a john near the TV stand it fell on her fucking head -she's also drunk disgusting fat cunt so it's hard not to laugh >try not to laugh and load her onto the stretcher >"I gotta boo boo baby!" -the fuck is a boo boo >mfw I grabbed gauze and she meant she had to shit >"DONT DO IT ON THE STRETCHER" partner and I pick nasty bitch up and walk her to the toilet >we have to watch her shit because we can't leave her unoccupied explosive shitting >my partner is gaging >she starts gaging because he's gagging sungodly smell damn near makes my nostrils bleed >she finishes shitting >she turns around knees first and vomits into shit pile her fuckng dentures fall in >partner gags even harder he wants to nope the fuck out of the room but he can't he vomits I try not to vomit emfw she reaches in for her dentures >mfw she's so drunk she proceeds to just put them back in her mouth >I'm disgusted beyond belief but trying not to laugh as my partner looses his stomach for a second time mfw we load shit breath into the ambulance >driver keeps sniffing you guys smell that?" >we both don't speak arrive at hospital >transfer shitbreath to nursing staff explain the situation to nursing staff leave >explain to the driver that she literally ate her own shit >mfw I never mentioned she had eaten her own shit mfw she probably had to explain that she got smashed by a TV, took a shit, threw up and put her shit vomit covered dentures back in her mouth oriface
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 Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)21:47:08 No.751515645
 [Reply]
 >>751518834
 be me
 >22 year old EMS
 >get dispatched to a traumatic injury
 sarrive at upscale hotel downtown
 prostitute had been injured
 >she was banging a john near the TV stand
 it fell on her fucking head
 -she's also drunk
 disgusting fat cunt so it's hard not to laugh
 >try not to laugh and load her onto the stretcher
 >"I gotta boo boo baby!"
 -the fuck is a boo boo
 >mfw I grabbed gauze and she meant she had to shit
 >"DONT DO IT ON THE STRETCHER"
 partner and I pick nasty bitch up and walk her to the toilet
 >we have to watch her shit because we can't leave her unoccupied
 explosive shitting
 >my partner is gaging
 >she starts gaging because he's gagging
 sungodly smell damn near makes my nostrils bleed
 >she finishes shitting
 >she turns around knees first and vomits into shit pile
 her fuckng dentures fall in
 >partner gags even harder
 he wants to nope the fuck out of the room but he can't
 he vomits
 I try not to vomit
 emfw she reaches in for her dentures
 >mfw she's so drunk she proceeds to just put them back in her mouth
 >I'm disgusted beyond belief but trying not to laugh as my partner looses his stomach for a second time
 mfw we load shit breath into the ambulance
 >driver keeps sniffing
 you guys smell that?"
 >we both don't speak
 arrive at hospital
 >transfer shitbreath to nursing staff
 explain the situation to nursing staff
 leave
 >explain to the driver that she literally ate her own shit
 >mfw I never mentioned she had eaten her own shit
 mfw she probably had to explain that she got smashed by a TV, took a shit, threw up and put her shit vomit covered dentures back in her mouth oriface
Being Alone, Cum, and Cute: File: IMG4719.ipg (50 KB, 750x871) Greentexts posts Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)00:30:27 No.41211726 [Reply] UESPAIR Let's start a thread anons I'll go first >Be me >Be in fucking high school >Have very few skills >One skill is being very good at masssages >Make anyone cum their panties with hands alone >Be in class >Dude asks if can have massage jokingly >Say sure >Vey surprised >Friends near us watching my god-like precision BUT ALSD AN ERECTION ee impres and stressin his back and neck >People impressed >Other cute female friend asks for one >SureBecauseShowingOff >Her back is fucking sweaty as shit >Skin feels weird >Looks fine but probably similar to hippo in texture >Work my magic anyway >Give super good and awkward massage >Honestly just because she's female but know it's only because I'm a masseuse nothing more Next day > Talking about how terrible my cudicules look >Cute girl says she's super good at nails and will do them for me as repayment for massage >Neat.jpg >Starts working >Pulls out expert shit from backpack >All sorts of tools and shit never knew about >She puts my hand on her thigh to steady it >Pulls my desk really close >She's pretty good >Fingers looking better and better >Eventually gets clippers >Taking off little hanging pieces >Acidentally rips major skin off two fingers >Blood everywhere >Feels fucking terrible Anon oh my god I'm so sorry >Mfw the blood made it super sexual for me and now can't stop thinking about it and want to give another massage so can get nails done again
Being Alone, Cum, and Cute: File: IMG4719.ipg (50 KB, 750x871)
 Greentexts posts Anonymous 11/19/17(Sun)00:30:27 No.41211726 [Reply]
 UESPAIR
 Let's start a thread anons I'll go first
 >Be me
 >Be in fucking high school
 >Have very few skills
 >One skill is being very good at masssages
 >Make anyone cum their panties with hands alone
 >Be in class
 >Dude asks if can have massage jokingly
 >Say sure
 >Vey surprised
 >Friends near us watching my god-like precision
 BUT ALSD AN ERECTION ee impres
 and stressin his back and neck
 >People impressed
 >Other cute female friend asks for one
 >SureBecauseShowingOff
 >Her back is fucking sweaty as shit
 >Skin feels weird
 >Looks fine but probably similar to hippo in texture
 >Work my magic anyway
 >Give super good and awkward massage
 >Honestly just because she's female but know it's only because I'm a masseuse nothing more
 Next day
 > Talking about how terrible my cudicules look
 >Cute girl says she's super good at nails and will do them for me as repayment for massage
 >Neat.jpg
 >Starts working
 >Pulls out expert shit from backpack
 >All sorts of tools and shit never knew about
 >She puts my hand on her thigh to steady it
 >Pulls my desk really close
 >She's pretty good
 >Fingers looking better and better
 >Eventually gets clippers
 >Taking off little hanging pieces
 >Acidentally rips major skin off two fingers
 >Blood everywhere
 >Feels fucking terrible
 Anon oh my god I'm so sorry
 >Mfw the blood made it super sexual for me and now can't stop thinking about it and want to give another massage so can get nails done again
Adidas, Ariana Grande, and Bad: | Anonymous 11/18/17(Sat)03:55:41 No.751 308524 2275130887422751309060>>751309076 >>751309245 >2751310042 >>751311366 Haha adidas more like adios met this ISIS dude last vear >be me 19 years old >playing some csgo >decide to search a syrian server for the l >there actually is a few in one for the lulz imm some dee ris rs the >"nonono my friend im a muslim jsut like you, i was born in england" >"haha london my friend? why are you on a syrian server?" thi Anonymous 11/18/17 (Sat)04:04:00 No.751309151 File: gSTzFP1 png (312 KB, 558x558) >he immediately disconnects from the servers >adds me on steam >messages me something like "syrian goverment watching my friend, we have to links me a tor website, luckily i already have it installed >literally a forum for ISIS >how tf did i get this lucky should've probably stopped here but i was too curious >there's literally an application format >something in arabic my new friend on steam says he'll translate for me and help me write an application >wtf is this a cod clan >2 hours later i have my location and my application >my new isis friends explain situation to mods, says my location could be very useful in "the war >some other guy goes on, literally sends me a discord >they do not listen here my friend i will continue immediately just posting so you know i'm not dead Anonymous 11/18/17 (Sat)04:10:12 No.751309608 751309780 751309833751309859-751310127 File: maxresdefault.ipg (52 KB, 1280x720) if no interest then wasted time >literally on discord >"im pretty sure goverment listen here" >"nono my friend not syrian goverment" >"how dedicated are you to the cause?" continue pretending to be a lifelong muslim, answer some quran questions i know cause my friend is one >is this a job interview? >he asks me if i have enough money for a plane ticket to lebanon he could give an illegal ride for training camp >say sorry friend treatment of muslims is bad in this country >the deep voiced muslim comes back in my friend... he should not come to syria, he should stay in london, a lot of infidels there ther muslim, a bit of a better en send me a discord picture of how to crea home made fucking bomb on >he says he will help me translate commit suicide and i go me where im from manchester, en rroris >need to take a picture of myself in center of manchester muslim wear orrow som one no i didn't do the manchester bombings all will be revealed next post O Anonymous 11/18/17(Sat)04:27:28 No.75 1311044 ile: 82dfb8bb65b3d5757d43 751311269>>75 1311437>>751311591 (44 KB, 640x640) clearly don't have pics of how the bomb looks since i never planned to make it She tells me something "you know now that i told you this there's is no escape, you either die for us, or you die against us mfw when i might've fucked up >tell him i'm not sure about this and that i don't want to die >deep voiced muslim comes in "it's just like csgo my friend, but in stead of respawning you respawn in heaven my friend. i will do it soon to Si figure joke was too far and they'll figure it out,bail as soon as i can, hope they didn't catch my ip time passes i stopped being afraid for my life one cau >about half a year later 22 people dead in a manchester ariana grande concert isee a m >"it's just the beginning my friend. next destination is london" they nothing has happened to london yet and i don't know if he just took advantage of that and claim it for himself like isis does but if not something is coming to london and there will a terrorist attack. stay away from concerts in manchester iust to scare the shit out of me
Adidas, Ariana Grande, and Bad: |
 Anonymous 11/18/17(Sat)03:55:41 No.751 308524
 2275130887422751309060>>751309076 >>751309245 >2751310042 >>751311366
 Haha adidas more like adios
 met this ISIS dude last vear
 >be me 19 years old
 >playing some csgo
 >decide to search a syrian server for the l
 >there actually is a few
 in one for the lulz
 imm
 some dee
 ris
 rs
 the
 >"nonono my friend im a muslim jsut like you, i was born in england"
 >"haha london my friend? why are you on a syrian server?"
 thi
 Anonymous 11/18/17 (Sat)04:04:00 No.751309151
 File: gSTzFP1 png (312 KB, 558x558)
 >he immediately disconnects from the servers
 >adds me on steam
 >messages me something like "syrian goverment watching my friend, we have to
 links me a tor website, luckily i already have it installed
 >literally a forum for ISIS
 >how tf did i get this lucky
 should've probably stopped here but i was too curious
 >there's literally an application format
 >something in arabic my new friend on steam says he'll translate for me and help me write an application
 >wtf is this a cod clan
 >2 hours later i have my location and my application
 >my new isis friends explain situation to mods, says my location could be very useful in "the war
 >some other guy goes on, literally sends me a discord
 >they do not listen here my friend
 i will continue immediately just posting so you know i'm not dead
 Anonymous 11/18/17 (Sat)04:10:12 No.751309608 751309780 751309833751309859-751310127
 File: maxresdefault.ipg (52 KB, 1280x720)
 if no interest then wasted time
 >literally on discord
 >"im pretty sure goverment listen here"
 >"nono my friend not syrian goverment"
 >"how dedicated are you to the cause?"
 continue pretending to be a lifelong muslim, answer some quran questions i know cause my friend is one
 >is this a job interview?
 >he asks me if i have enough money for a plane ticket to lebanon he could give an illegal ride for training camp
 >say sorry friend treatment of muslims is bad in this country
 >the deep voiced muslim comes back in
 my friend... he should not come to syria, he should stay in london, a lot of infidels there
 ther muslim, a bit of a better en
 send me a discord picture of how to crea
 home made fucking bomb
 on
 >he says he will help me translate
 commit suicide and i
 go
 me where im from
 manchester, en
 rroris
 >need to take a picture of myself in center of manchester
 muslim wear
 orrow som
 one
 no i didn't do the manchester bombings all will be revealed next post
 O Anonymous 11/18/17(Sat)04:27:28 No.75 1311044
 ile: 82dfb8bb65b3d5757d43
 751311269>>75 1311437>>751311591
 (44 KB, 640x640)
 clearly don't have pics of how the bomb looks since i never planned to make it
 She tells me something "you know now that i told you this there's is no escape, you either die for us, or you die against us
 mfw when i might've fucked up
 >tell him i'm not sure about this and that i don't want to die
 >deep voiced muslim comes in "it's just like csgo my friend, but in stead of respawning you respawn in heaven my friend. i will do it soon to
 Si figure joke was too far and they'll figure it out,bail as soon as i can, hope they didn't catch my ip
 time passes i stopped being afraid for my life
 one
 cau
 >about half a year later 22 people dead in a manchester ariana grande concert
 isee a m
 >"it's just the beginning my friend. next destination is london"
 they
 nothing has happened to london yet and i don't know if he just took advantage of that and claim it for himself like isis does but if not something is coming to london and there will a terrorist attack. stay away from concerts
 in manchester iust to scare the shit out of me
Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: File: 1350972715414.ipg-(8 KB, 209x200, draper.jpg) G I Anonymous (ID: 1LDHUaL1) 10123/12(Tue)01:11:55 UTC-5 No.432309012 ! Replies: 22432309245 ITT:the first time you got laid. Over at a friend's house >Party of the fucking century >Everyone and their grandmother is there >Naked girls dancing in his living room Take a few shots, decide to hit on one of themm Her tits are out, name Eve, 9/10 with an 8/10 face >Everybody is getting painted up >Decide to join in the fun >Open a container of paint, start rubbing it on her tits >"Oh anon, that feels so good >Ready to take this one step further Anonymous (ID: ILDHUaL1) 10/23/12/(Tue)01:1315 UTC-5 No.432309245 File: 1350972795613 ! Replies: 2432309583 3 KB, 121x126, pop.copy.yo.ass.jpg) G I Cont >Grab her arm, take her upstairs >Enter his parents' bedroomm >Take off my pants >"Oh anon, I've wanted this for so long >Never knew she had a thing for me >Thatfeelwhen.jpg >Her body is fucking beautiful, she pulls me over Eat her out for a few minutes >Fucking delicious >Lick her clean, then tell her to suck my dick >Opens her mouth wider than a garage door, gets me rock hard >On my dick now >Riding me hard as fuck Anonymous (D: 1LDHUaL1) 10/23/12/(Tue)01:15:03 UTC-5 No.432309563 File: 13509729038 (46 KB, 468x484, castro.jpg) G I Cont >Even Fleshlights don't feel this good >Very close to cumming >"Eve, where do you want me to cum? >"Right on my tits, baby >Yet to reach the point of no return Bust into maximum overdrive "Oh anon, fuck me harder!" >Dicking her like the end of the world >Yank my dick out of her pussy Wank over her tits >Alloverherchest.jpg >Look at her moaning and writhing for a few minutes >Kiss her on the cheek Try to get some good sleep, okay?" >Her woman logic goes into full retard mode >"Every time l sleep with a guy this happens!" >Dismal sight, she's crying harder than anyone I've seern n the panic I try to calm her down >"No, baby, look I just was trying to get back to the party >"Oh really? You didn't even want my number after we fucked." >"Sincerely, it was really good, but I just want to hang out a bit longer." After you leave me and never call back!" >Uber alpha mode, I slap her across the face and leave her weeping >Rock it at the the party downstairs, black out, wake up to that bitch knocking on my door mfw what happened next is the first ltters of every sentence
Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: File: 1350972715414.ipg-(8 KB, 209x200, draper.jpg) G I
 Anonymous (ID: 1LDHUaL1) 10123/12(Tue)01:11:55 UTC-5 No.432309012 ! Replies: 22432309245
 ITT:the first time you got laid.
 Over at a friend's house
 >Party of the fucking century
 >Everyone and their grandmother is there
 >Naked girls dancing in his living room
 Take a few shots, decide to hit on one of themm
 Her tits are out, name Eve, 9/10 with an 8/10 face
 >Everybody is getting painted up
 >Decide to join in the fun
 >Open a container of paint, start rubbing it on her tits
 >"Oh anon, that feels so good
 >Ready to take this one step further
 Anonymous (ID: ILDHUaL1) 10/23/12/(Tue)01:1315 UTC-5 No.432309245
 File: 1350972795613
 !
 Replies:
 2432309583
 3 KB, 121x126, pop.copy.yo.ass.jpg) G I
 Cont
 >Grab her arm, take her upstairs
 >Enter his parents' bedroomm
 >Take off my pants
 >"Oh anon, I've wanted this for so long
 >Never knew she had a thing for me
 >Thatfeelwhen.jpg
 >Her body is fucking beautiful, she pulls me over
 Eat her out for a few minutes
 >Fucking delicious
 >Lick her clean, then tell her to suck my dick
 >Opens her mouth wider than a garage door, gets me rock hard
 >On my dick now
 >Riding me hard as fuck
 Anonymous (D: 1LDHUaL1) 10/23/12/(Tue)01:15:03 UTC-5 No.432309563
 File: 13509729038
 (46 KB, 468x484, castro.jpg) G I
 Cont
 >Even Fleshlights don't feel this good
 >Very close to cumming
 >"Eve, where do you want me to cum?
 >"Right on my tits, baby
 >Yet to reach the point of no return
 Bust into maximum overdrive
 "Oh anon, fuck me harder!"
 >Dicking her like the end of the world
 >Yank my dick out of her pussy
 Wank over her tits
 >Alloverherchest.jpg
 >Look at her moaning and writhing for a few minutes
 >Kiss her on the cheek
 Try to get some good sleep, okay?"
 >Her woman logic goes into full retard mode
 >"Every time l sleep with a guy this happens!"
 >Dismal sight, she's crying harder than anyone I've seern
 n the panic I try to calm her down
 >"No, baby, look I just was trying to get back to the party
 >"Oh really? You didn't even want my number after we fucked."
 >"Sincerely, it was really good, but I just want to hang out a bit longer."
 After you leave me and never call back!"
 >Uber alpha mode, I slap her across the face and leave her weeping
 >Rock it at the the party downstairs, black out, wake up to that bitch knocking on my
 door
 mfw what happened next is the first ltters of every sentence