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micha: This is probably the best customer service exchange ever... Netflix Customer Service You are now chatting with: Michael 16 minutes ago You I have a problem to report Netilix Michael This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with 6 minutes ag 6 minutes ag You 6 minutes ago Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here 15 minutes ago Engineering has a problem to report Netflix Michael LT, what seems to be the problem? 15 minutes ago 5 minutes ag Visual displays are erratic, sir 4 minutes ago season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly Netflix Michael How so, LT? You at 5 minutes of operation You 4 minutes ago 4 minutes ago 14 minutes ago 4 minutes ago the visual creates a temporal loop 4 minutes ag and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again 3 minutes ago Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over and over Netflix Michael Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. ) 3 minstes a 3 minutes ago Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator Netflix Michael 3 minutes ago 2 minutes ago We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present Netflix Micha LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows? minutes ago 11 สunutes ago But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days You no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected You We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge minutes ag 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago Netflix Micha LT. that is no good at all. 0 minutes ag We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in and the loop continued minsites ag Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it minutes ag Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Netflix Michal minutes ag HAHA Netlix Michal That is a homible place to get stuck Netflix Michaal Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier minutes ag 8 minutes ago 1 minutes ag Indeed, Captain. Netlix Michael 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago [Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever minutes ago Well thank you. Netllix Michael We got that reported on our end minutes ag minutes ago This needs to go on a blog somewhere minutes ag you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. 8minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today? You I almost wish there were minutes ago 7 minutes ago minutes ago Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay online for a one question survey You minutes ago This chat session has ended you satisfied with your Netflix experience? No Thanks for your feedback you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz:Guy Goes Online To Complain, The Best Thing Happens
micha: This is probably the best customer
 service exchange ever...
 Netflix Customer Service
 You are now chatting with: Michael
 16 minutes ago
 You
 I have a problem to report
 Netilix Michael
 This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with
 6 minutes ag
 6 minutes ag
 You
 6 minutes ago
 Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
 15 minutes ago
 Engineering has a problem to report
 Netflix Michael
 LT, what seems to be the problem?
 15 minutes ago
 5 minutes ag
 Visual displays are erratic, sir
 4 minutes ago
 season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
 Netflix Michael
 How so, LT?
 You
 at 5 minutes of operation
 You
 4 minutes ago
 4 minutes ago
 14 minutes ago
 4 minutes ago
 the visual creates a temporal loop
 4 minutes ag
 and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
 3 minutes ago
 Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over
 and over
 Netflix Michael
 Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. )
 3 minstes a
 3 minutes ago
 Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator
 Netflix Michael
 3 minutes ago
 2 minutes ago
 We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
 Netflix Micha
 LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
 minutes ago
 11 สunutes ago
 But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days
 You
 no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
 You
 We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge
 minutes ag
 0 minutes ago
 0 minutes ago
 Netflix Micha
 LT. that is no good at all.
 0 minutes ag
 We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
 and the loop continued
 minsites ag
 Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it
 minutes ag
 Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This
 s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
 Netflix Michal
 minutes ag
 HAHA
 Netlix Michal
 That is a homible place to get stuck
 Netflix Michaal
 Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier
 minutes ag
 8 minutes ago
 1 minutes ag
 Indeed, Captain.
 Netlix Michael
 0 minutes ago
 0 minutes ago
 [Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
 this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever
 minutes ago
 Well thank you.
 Netllix Michael
 We got that reported on our end
 minutes ag
 minutes ago
 This needs to go on a blog somewhere
 minutes ag
 you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done.
 8minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
 You
 I almost wish there were
 minutes ago
 7 minutes ago
 minutes ago
 Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
 online for a one question survey
 You
 minutes ago
 This chat session has ended
 you satisfied with
 your Netflix experience?
 No
 Thanks for your feedback
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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micha: When our valet went to get our car, I noticed he
 was doing some light reading...
 57

 Micha
 hines"
 2.
 STREETLIFE AND THE
 Deci
 REWARDS OF AUTO THEFT
 wright 2
 ivation
 Her CorES
 et Cult
 aplong Pat
 An ollenders decisionmine peoces ncudes she a ent of pa and pla
 sures ol crime within the contest of The an the pep
 of auto teves wehin the coetot of re cbu The eward and s to
 commitng thes type of crime ae esped in ordey o ndertand the hat
 street e rulture plays in shaping the movatios for a the
 ar Crimil
 pringer
 dending the p
 by w ielen
 ol hen impotat
 nglication bu the nd ples he
 sied m t latn tha serietom
 mohanis he n
 T bepet dar Ther in sal
 in ratnal dheN e
 Crie
 da
 n th
 ed
 anticioted ews (Beer .C nd
 Individuls a d p ls leting
 their sell meret and purpo hn
 creme the eed be h
 lendits of moencisiontio Cnds
 the decision to r criminal behaer ma be haele
 the individual perption thut the bedis ha d
 hed or the risk of detecion nd sbseut ois t
 ncat. In other words, jndidus cplore their gions
 and dne the henae a
 peted pin
 Nomenous qualitative stadies bave chaborted on
 the indulgent lifestyles that many offenders live teg.
 Fleisher 1995, Hagan and MeCarthy 1993, 197, acobs
 Onders gkls ede a eont
 Empirical
 dack New Ye
 shectne eament of the rko and mls
 crie. The patr Inancial sd t ne
 crimes wld tt o mt menbem d be
 e daspun ti ie e eethah when
 gled wth oher intri ewans h
 m, and atn ht th
 Teals of ma d en c Rneaden h
 pnd the d e decin ki
 A variety f crimes. induding burgary
 Crminal
 Behavier
 enile
 partment f
 rof venile
 akes on the A
 Sun Coprighe F Soie and the kews
 permiief Taler Francs G Cip
 Te Cpn ehlls De
 ncipn
tastefullyoffensive:“He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” - mcdngr

tastefullyoffensive:“He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he r...