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America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
Challenge.
DOG
PLAN
p3
Aināt I been told yāall?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, thatās for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u š. This aināt bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they aināt having success like u. U feel me? Thatās why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like ātruly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]ā. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. āBut smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!ā No. U deserve nothing. Itās Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. Itās just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! Thatās why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ā¤ļø
![America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
Challenge.
DOG
PLAN
p3
Aināt I been told yāall?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, thatās for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u š. This aināt bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they aināt having success like u. U feel me? Thatās why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like ātruly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]ā. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. āBut smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!ā No. U deserve nothing. Itās Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. Itās just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! Thatās why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ā¤ļø](https://pics.onsizzle.com/kirk-a-female-border-collie-watching-herself-win-the-2017-35632698.png)
![America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
Challenge.
DOG
PLAN
p3
Aināt I been told yāall?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, thatās for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u š. This aināt bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they aināt having success like u. U feel me? Thatās why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like ātruly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]ā. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. āBut smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!ā No. U deserve nothing. Itās Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. Itās just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! Thatās why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ā¤ļø]()
Aināt I been told yāall?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy th...
Memes, American, and Business: COLLEGES BARELY TEACH,
YET EVERY YEAR THEY
INCREASE THEIR FEES
TRY THAT IN A PRIVATE
BUSINESS, YOU MIGHT
GET INDICTED FOR FRAUD.
DO IT AT AN AMERICAN
UNIVERSITY AND GET
BILLIONS IN SUBSIDIES
TUCKER CARLSON
TURNING
POINT USA
Tucker Carlson Is Spot On Here! #GameOfLoans
![Memes, American, and Business: COLLEGES BARELY TEACH,
YET EVERY YEAR THEY
INCREASE THEIR FEES
TRY THAT IN A PRIVATE
BUSINESS, YOU MIGHT
GET INDICTED FOR FRAUD.
DO IT AT AN AMERICAN
UNIVERSITY AND GET
BILLIONS IN SUBSIDIES
TUCKER CARLSON
TURNING
POINT USA
Tucker Carlson Is Spot On Here! #GameOfLoans]()
Tucker Carlson Is Spot On Here! #GameOfLoans
Aaron Rodgers, Memes, and Jimmy Graham: 1st 11:58 :02
3rd &5
This might be a problem for defenses.
AARON RODGERS TO JIMMY GRAHAM. š„ #PITvsGB https://t.co/qfG00BJfdC
![Aaron Rodgers, Memes, and Jimmy Graham: 1st 11:58 :02
3rd &5
This might be a problem for defenses.
AARON RODGERS TO JIMMY GRAHAM. š„ #PITvsGB https://t.co/qfG00BJfdC]()
This might be a problem for defenses. AARON RODGERS TO JIMMY GRAHAM. š„ #PITvsGB https://t.co/qfG00BJfdC
Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.
And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.
We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.
Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.
But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, Iāll write.
Itās like Iāve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured Iād be sad when she left. You canāt spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isnāt, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.
And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, sheās living in a big city and I donāt know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing isā¦unsettling.
Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the ārealā world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didnāt I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?
Anger. I didnāt expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school yearsā¦mean girls, bullying. High schoolā¦peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you canāt get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.
But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, āOh, how exciting!ā Well, now that itās happened Iām like, āWait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?ā Not one single person said, āIām so sorry, thatās totally going to suck for you.ā
And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldnāt rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. Youāre welcome.
People say, āOh, youāre lucky that her school is close to home,ā which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesnāt matter much if sheās not in her bedroom and sheās two hours away or sheās not in her bedroom and sheās ten hours away. Either way, sheās not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.
I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision Iām fighting back tears and yelling, āWAIT! Turn around! Please, Iām not done yet. I need more timeā¦just a little more time!ā
But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.
And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more timeā¦but she doesnāt. Sheās strong and sheās smart and sheās beautiful and sheās ready.
Sheās all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.
(via I Might Be Funny)
![Advice, Ass, and Beautiful: But when I hugged my daughter good-bye, and watched her walk
down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors,
it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood.
And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine.
fb/l Might Be Funny
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college, and we were all so happy and everything was just fine.
And then this summer she worked to save money, and we talked about the things she would need for school. We bought new bedding for her dorm. And it was exciting and I was fine.
We bought storage drawers and a mini fridge. We ordered her textbooks online and shipped them to her dorm address. And still, I was fine.
Then yesterday we packed everything into the car, and set off for school. We moved her into a clean, bright, dorm. We had a lovely dinner with her new roommate, and it all should have been fine.
But when I hugged my daughter good-bye and watched her walk down that city street, away from us, her family, her protectors, it was like watching her walk straight out of her childhood. And into the unknown. And suddenly, I was not fine. So now, Iāll write.
Itās like Iāve been hit with the emotional equivalent of a hurricane. I mean, I figured Iād be sad when she left. You canāt spend every single day of 18 years with someone and then not miss them when they move away. Even if your kid is a pain in the ass. Which mine isnāt, by the way, which maybe makes it harder.
And I knew I would feel worry. Because up until now I pretty much knew where my child was at all times. I knew what time she went to bed, what time she woke up, and what she ate for breakfast. Now, overnight, sheās living in a big city and I donāt know when she came home, or if she remembered to bring a jacket. The only word I can think of to describe all of this not-knowing isā¦unsettling.
Along with the worry, strangely, is guilt. Second-guessing everything I ever did as a parent. Did I adequately prepare her for the ārealā world? Did I scare her too much or not enough? Will she really keep the pepper spray in her backpack? Why didnāt I make her take a self-defense class? Does she even know how to mail a package?
Anger. I didnāt expect to feel anger. Yes, I am pissed off at the world right now for not preparing me for this. How many pieces of unsolicited advice do we get in our years of parenting? At every other milestone I felt inundated with information and opinions. People talk endlessly about how hard it is having a newborn, the toddler tantrums, picky eater preschoolers. The middle school yearsā¦mean girls, bullying. High schoolā¦peer pressure, drugs, academic stress. And so on. I mean, you canāt get people to SHUT UP about that stuff.
But when you mention your child is leaving for college, the response has been invariably, āOh, how exciting!ā Well, now that itās happened Iām like, āWait a minute! Why did NOBODY tell me, I mean REALLY tell me, that, THIS, THIS is the milestone that is the absolute HARDEST parenting time of all?ā Not one single person said, āIām so sorry, thatās totally going to suck for you.ā
And of COURSE I am happy for her. And of COURSE I am excited for her. And no, I wouldnāt rather her stay home forever. But none of that mitigates the fact that for me, the mom, it does totally suck right now. So I am telling you now, young parents, because no one actually told me. It sucks. Youāre welcome.
People say, āOh, youāre lucky that her school is close to home,ā which until yesterday, gave me some comfort. But I quickly realized that it doesnāt matter much if sheās not in her bedroom and sheās two hours away or sheās not in her bedroom and sheās ten hours away. Either way, sheās not in her bedroom. Either way, the house is too quiet.
I keep having this vision in my head of my little girl walking away, towards her building, and in this vision Iām fighting back tears and yelling, āWAIT! Turn around! Please, Iām not done yet. I need more timeā¦just a little more time!ā
But my time is up and all I can do is hope that I used it well.
And though my heart is heavy and my emotions are muddled, my head is clear, and I do know the truth of the matter. I may need just a little more timeā¦but she doesnāt. Sheās strong and sheās smart and sheās beautiful and sheās ready.
Sheās all yours, world. Please treat her kindly.
(via I Might Be Funny)]()
My oldest child graduated from high school in June. A big milestone moment for a parent, right? She was accepted to her first choice college...
Football, Nfl, and Sports: Browns players better be careful, Hue Jackson might punish them with more playing time... (@patchiesa) https://t.co/f9KJKmJXA7
![Football, Nfl, and Sports: Browns players better be careful, Hue Jackson might punish them with more playing time... (@patchiesa) https://t.co/f9KJKmJXA7]()
Browns players better be careful, Hue Jackson might punish them with more playing time... (@patchiesa) https://t.co/f9KJKmJXA7
Memes, News, and Party: ASSOCIATED PRESS
"If President
Trump spends
Septembeir
and October
defining the
election
on his terms,
FOX
NEWS
, the outcome
in November
might be as
shocking to
the left as
2016's was.
35
-Newt Gingrich
In an op-ed for Fox News, Newt Gingrich writes that President Donald J. Trump has begun to grow a "Trump Republican Party."
![Memes, News, and Party: ASSOCIATED PRESS
"If President
Trump spends
Septembeir
and October
defining the
election
on his terms,
FOX
NEWS
, the outcome
in November
might be as
shocking to
the left as
2016's was.
35
-Newt Gingrich
In an op-ed for Fox News, Newt Gingrich writes that President Donald J. Trump has begun to grow a "Trump Republican Party."]()
In an op-ed for Fox News, Newt Gingrich writes that President Donald J. Trump has begun to grow a "Trump Republican Party."
Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:
skepticphantom:
libertarirynn:
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past Houseāš½š«
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like ātheres one place we havnt looked..ā and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.
Didnāt he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didnāt get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior š
Thereās actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because heās usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man whoās basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
Thatās why I said ārarelyā. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilsonās girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that Iām complaining, I realize itās a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.
![Be Like, Doctor, and Fucking: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
hst3000:
libertarirynn:
skepticphantom:
libertarirynn:
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past Houseāš½š«
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like ātheres one place we havnt looked..ā and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.
Didnāt he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didnāt get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior š
Thereās actually an entire episodes that revolves around the consequences of letting him do that sort of stuff because heās usually right. Cuddy almost lets a suicidally depressed man whoās basically locked into his body go without treatment to drive that in to House.
Thatās why I said ārarelyā. There are some episodes that go for high drama, like the one you mentioned or the one where Wilsonās girlfriend dies. But in most day-to-day episodes he does things no doctor would ever do without being litigated to hell and back. All while Cuddy reprimands him with her tits hanging out, which as we all know is how hospital directors typically dress. Not that Iām complaining, I realize itās a fictional show that relies on drama and suspension of disbelief to be interesting.]()
hst3000: libertarirynn: skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past Houseāš½š« I love that there are people sharing this ...
Be Like, Fucking, and Jail: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
skepticphantom:
libertarirynn:
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past Houseāš½š«
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like ātheres one place we havnt looked..ā and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.
Didnāt he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didnāt get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior š
![Be Like, Fucking, and Jail: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
skepticphantom:
libertarirynn:
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past Houseāš½š«
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
On the flip side of that example I remember an episode where House was convinced a womans condition was being caused by a tick, but repeated searches of her body found none, until towards the end of the episode where he was like ātheres one place we havnt looked..ā and he pulled out a tick hanging around her snatch.
Didnāt he basically steal that patient and snatch the bug out of her cootch when they were trapped in an elevator together? The only reason he didnāt get charged with sexual assault, have his medical license set ablaze, and get locked in jail for the rest of his life was because it happened to be the right guess and House rarely faces any sort of serious consequences for utterly outrageous behavior š]()
skepticphantom: libertarirynn: melonmemes: Nothin gets past Houseāš½š« I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize the...
Be Like, Fucking, and Love: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past Houseāš½š«
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.
![Be Like, Fucking, and Love: @Dr_Sweets23
House was a weird show. Patients
would be rushed the hospital with
unexplained fevers and heart
problems. And House would come in
like "did you check his asshole for
toothpicks?" And they'd be like
"damn u right."
8/4/18, 1:43 PM
13.6K Retweets 39.9K Likes
melonmemes:
Nothin gets past Houseāš½š«
I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where a fucking toothpick was the culprit.]()
melonmemes: Nothin gets past Houseāš½š« I love that there are people sharing this who might not realize there is literally an episode where ...
Beautiful, Fake, and Head: HISTORY
h
What Greek goddess is known for
being the most beautiful?
keyhollow:
knitmeapony:
28weekslaterhater:
knitmeapony:
ravenclawslibrary:
smurflewis:
DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then Iām just like, āDAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOUāRE HAPPY.ā
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Ā Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades wonāt do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but youāll win Hadesā favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
Fake goddess unfortunately. Yell Hera, she might save-ish you if sheās feelin her oats, itās a good day, the wind is blowing to the west, and itās 9:04am
![Beautiful, Fake, and Head: HISTORY
h
What Greek goddess is known for
being the most beautiful?
keyhollow:
knitmeapony:
28weekslaterhater:
knitmeapony:
ravenclawslibrary:
smurflewis:
DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN
Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.
And then Iām just like, āDAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOUāRE HAPPY.ā
If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Ā Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades wonāt do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.
Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but youāll win Hadesā favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.
I heartily endorse this alternative answer.
Fake goddess unfortunately. Yell Hera, she might save-ish you if sheās feelin her oats, itās a good day, the wind is blowing to the west, and itās 9:04am]()
keyhollow: knitmeapony: 28weekslaterhater: knitmeapony: ravenclawslibrary: smurflewis: DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STA...
