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mile: Its safe to say he beat me by a mile…

Its safe to say he beat me by a mile…

mile: Its safe to say he beat me by a mile… by JOSEF_STALINz MORE MEMES

Its safe to say he beat me by a mile… by JOSEF_STALINz MORE MEMES

mile: Its safe to say he beat me by a mile…

Its safe to say he beat me by a mile…

mile: ups-dogs:So, my name is Ron. I go by RJ on Instagram. A UPSer from Chula Vista, California. It’s a city 20 min south of San Diego proper.Here are 3 pics of my new friend Neon. While delivering in an area we affectionately call “the Dirt”, due to most roads are not paved and not maintained. 60 stops can take 5 to 8 hours depending on weather and road conditions. Very rural. Anyway… it was down pouring rain yesterday and I was near the end of my day. Came back to my truck to find this dude curled up just inside the bulk head door. He was soaked. Obviously very friendly and just trying to get out of the rain, I assume. Long story, I know. Sorry. Well, I called the numbers on his tag and found out he lived about a mile or so down the road. Owner wasn’t sure how he got out. Neon was still a pup! He’s gonna be a huge boy! He’s already about 60 pounds. So, I drove him home where he was welcomed by his sister who scolded (barked) him for leaving. But he is now my newest UPS dog friend on route!Cheers!Ron JimenezUPSer La Mesa hub@rcj65_imagery

ups-dogs:So, my name is Ron. I go by RJ on Instagram. A UPSer from Chula Vista, California. It’s a city 20 min south of San Diego proper....

mile: Mile High

Mile High

mile: janespetticoat: space-buns: pugbytes: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: grandpanerd-world: your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord: omghotmemes: Show some respect, people. THANK YOU The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History. He’s a big hero of mine! Let’s not forget Togo! Who, at 12 years old during the serum run, lead his team 200 miles through much more dangerous conditions during the first leg of the journey before Balto ran the last 55-mile stretch. Togo and Balto didn’t bust their asses for dying children for you to turn around and not vaccinate your damn kids Damn straight

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mile: In the US there's a lot of 419.99 and 68.99 mile markers because 420 and 69 keep getting stolen MILE MILE 4 1 MILE MILE 4. 8. 8. 9 99 99 99 Not nice

Not nice

mile: In the US there's a lot of 419.99 and 68.99 mile markers because 420 and 69 keep getting stolen MILE MILE 4 1 MILE MILE 4. 8. 8. 9 99 99 99 Not nice

Not nice

mile: BIG THINK Big Think @bigthink Your Netflix binge-watching makes climate change worse, say experts. The emissions generated by watching 30 minutes of Netflix is the same as driving almost 4 miles Lex Croucher @lexcanroar cool to guilt-trip ordinary people for every tiny thing that might spark joy while oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank aspiderperday: Just looked up how many kilowatt hours are used for 30 minutes of TV. It comes out to .016 kwh. EPA states that one gallon of gasoline equals about 33.7 kwh. If you’re driving a standard car that gets… let’s say 20 mpg? then 1 mile of driving is about 1.69 kwh. So 4 miles of driving is 6.76 kilowatt hours, not .016. If I’m doing my math right (which I might not be, cuz math) you’d have to watch 105 hours of netflix to equal the same energy usage as driving your car a single mile.

aspiderperday: Just looked up how many kilowatt hours are used for 30 minutes of TV. It comes out to .016 kwh. EPA states that one gallo...

mile: Smoking weed in 2007: "I don't know about smoking this bowl of mids 1 mile behind this arby's in the woods before we go into this movie. What if the cops come?" Smoking weed in 2019: "I guess I can hit this vape pen in Target. Why not."

mile: United States The Rest of the World 1760 (off screen) 1000 16 12 3 Inches Feet Yards Ounces Millimeters Metres Grams Kilograms to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a Yard Mile Pound Metre Kilometre Kilograms Tonne Foot 32 212 100 Fahrenheit Celsius 180 100 Arbitrary scale at which water freezes? Logical scale at which Zero is the Base level month day month day year year

mile: Норe 20 ☺ Monmouth University O less than a mile away The p is silent Hope

Hope

mile: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake .... ...... Jake, 27 Jake, 27 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda. It won't take racial inequality to get me down on one knee. I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need. niftyshadesofjake University of Southern California niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona USC CLASS OF 2022 3,401 FRESHME 0% ganted Ethically granted admission APPLICATIO Jake, 29 Jake 28 O less than a mile away less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help I'm having trouble picking a costume. Want to help? my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Swipe left if you are a fan of ghosting. Swipe right if you are a fan of getting boned. niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona .. let 6'0" A Caded in 5'6" 5'0" your cave of wonders POLICE DEPT. 4'6" (480) 627-9186 4'0" Yes Please Jake Arredondo 3'6" Jake, 29 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away O less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. I promise that it will take more than a few rubs for anything to come out of my magic lamp. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona You ok Jake, 29 Still Single O less than a mile away Jake, 27 As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell). I can relate to the current bachelor. I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously. Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. This is the first one I had ever created (bad quality). This joke took 1,000+ hours to máke. niftyshadesofjake et niftyshadesofjake Hmargemadders.com Make America Accessible Again Jake, 24 Jake, 29 O less than a mile away About Jake I am 50% hispanic, so our love could very well be separated by Trump's wall. This is why I am proud to announce my new company, Largeladders.com If we are to go on a date you must wear sandals. No socks. I am pro house elf slavery and i cannot risk gving my elf his freedom. Furthermore, ifu need me to drive, I will have dobby pull me on my scooter and you may ride pigty-back style I do this for the envronment. Bring your nice flip flops if you want me to pay for dinner Political oppression might keep us down, but with my new ladder company, I will have a way to climb right back into your arms. It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

It’s the end of a decade. I’m close to 100 profiles. Here are my favorites from the last 6 years of making them.

mile: Wi Fi WATER 1/4 MILE 25 MILES Gen Z Hely Shit THATS BOOMER AS FUCK I don’t know if this was made before

I don’t know if this was made before

mile: YG 43% 6:23 V Austin, 21 8 Straight O less than a mile away My parents never taught me about sex, but I saw a documentary about how the male octopus rips off his dick and throws it at the female. I assume that's how it works and I'm trying my best. My Anthem Bullet In A Gun IN I Made A Bio You Can Steal

I Made A Bio You Can Steal

mile: Lilly 21 e The Ohio State University O 1 mile away the thiccest cripple in the midwest She got me ded.

She got me ded.

mile: This is called ninety mile beach because. it is exactly 55miles long. I don't understand that either.

mile: Norway 6,000.00 km Denmark 4,000.00 km Ireland Kingdom 8,000.00 km Kazakhstan Mongolia Italy Turkey China South Korea Iraq ran East China Sea Libya Saudi Arabia India Mal Sudan South China Sea Chad Bay of Bengal cornbreadfishncollardgreens: novisitesestetumblr: rad-dummy: smis-happens: mapsontheweb: You can walk in a straight line from Madrid to Shanghai without hitting a major body of water using Earth’s curvature. Egg hatching route. For everyone who says “that’s not a straight line it’s a curved line” please remember that the Earth is round, not flat. Here’s the line, as rendered with Google Earth: As you can see, the line is straight! I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, but I wouldn’t swim a single mile Flat eath gone get you for this one

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mile: 5:58 LTE Mandalorian 28 O Bounty Hunter at Bondsman Guild O 1 mile away Ihave armor of Beskar, but a heart of gold. I have one child who is my life and I will do anything to protect him. The helmet stays ON. Droids swipe left! This is the way. obviously i swiped right

obviously i swiped right

mile: Aly 19 O Rutgers University-New Brunswick O less than a mile away Small spoon preferred, but l'll give being big spoon the ol college try if you ask nicely I'm a pretty easygoing gal, ya know. I like it wholesome, I like it not so wholesome. We could go on a nice dinner date or an interesting art exhibit, or you could choke me out on your grandmas couch. Let's just see where this shit goes RU '22 5'3 Digiornos on my grandmas couch?

Digiornos on my grandmas couch?

mile: 12:38 4 > w. 100K Christopher Berry-Dee Talking with Psychopaths and Savages A journey into the evil mind A clin anipulative people on planet earth stody of the mot ck-ooded Amber, 23 e Ghent University less than a mile away As you can see, I came prepared for ur conversation 54 Instagram Photos She’s ready

She’s ready

mile: Girls tryna learn the lyrics of your favourite song to spit next time you're in the car together Girls going that extra mile

Girls going that extra mile

mile: niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona 6'0" 5'6" 5'0" POLICE DEPT. 4'6" N° (480) 627-91ee DATE 4'0" Yes Please NAME Jake 3'6" Jake, 29 less than a mile away Tired of guys lying about their height? Here is government proof I am at least 6ft. For our first date, you cook our dinner, and I will cook the meth. A foolproof way to show girls you meet their height requirements

A foolproof way to show girls you meet their height requirements

mile: O O LTE A 11:08 88% 24 o University of Arizona O less than a mile away Solitude is the greatest and most modern city in Skyrim. It is a thriving metropolis with a healthy economy and a sound government. The infrastructure is regularly up kept, with clean roads and beautiful neighborhoods. There exists a guard presence that maintains order and safety but without overpolicing, as opposed to Markarth which is regularly subjected to outside attacks. It's ruled by a female jarl, which signifies the city's culture as open minded and forward thinking. In this essay I will “DUDE BUY A RING, YOU GOTTA LOCK THAT DOWN” -My brother

“DUDE BUY A RING, YOU GOTTA LOCK THAT DOWN” -My brother

mile: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona Dating Apps Premium 2019 WRAPPED You have spent some serious time being single. Here is how much time you have spent on dating apps over the last 5 years. Let's hope you are single due to your personality, because the alternative is you are ugly. Top Dates Sarah S. Top Lies You Told Girls Your cat is cute 69,617 mins I love The Office I'm only talking to you I rarely drink You aren't like the other girls Laura T. Samantha R. Melissa R. 103,648 mins Stephanie M. 53,011 107,107 Top Hair Color Minutes on Dates mins 118,659 mins mins 3,600 Brunette 2017 2019 2018 2016 2015 niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona In perfect harmony You were pretty desperate. USC CLASS OF 2022 You discovered 304 new girls this year. But you really didn't vibe with anyone. 3,401 0% anted You didn't swipe right on one specific type of girl. Below is what you look for most in a match. Ethically FRESHME admission APPLICATIO You created 38 new profile pictures, watched 4 girls report you for being inappropriate, and spent 65 hours debating if you should give up on dating and get a dog. Jake, 29 O less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Has a pulse and will give you attention. Cute Face Jake, 29 O less than a mile away Little Waist As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell), I can relate to the current bachelor. Big Behind Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Good Personality Jake 28 O less than a mile away Ladies, if I can do this to Leo, imagine what I can do to you. : A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”

A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”

mile: KevyKevv. @D_R_leonardo I'm retiring from tinder yall. Lilly 21 e The Ohio State University O 1 mile away the thiccest cripple in the midwest Oh

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mile: less than a mile away If you like a nerdy, bearded, chubby white guy, with decent style and nice hair, that will make you laugh your ass off and go down on you properly, look no farther. Tinder is dumb, so is this profile, you aren't even reading this, only the people of Reddit will probably read this far and even then no one will probably read this far lol My clever/creative profile clearly wasn’t helping me so I decided to try something even stupider. Let’s see how this goes lol.

My clever/creative profile clearly wasn’t helping me so I decided to try something even stupider. Let’s see how this goes lol.

mile: 19 miles away active 43 minutes ago JD, 27 About JD I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. Lilac, 27 49 miles away I am your ideal woman: 6"8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. I own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. Inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault. Looking for a VERY compact man to ride my shoulders so I look cool. What a cute couple.

What a cute couple.

mile: Water Water 1 kilometer 1 mile Americans But the Americans are right. A mile is less then a kilometre. (1 mile 1.6 Kilometre) u/cnu_cra_notinfaze do you are have stupid Does he have wrong

Does he have wrong

mile: Someone: *bites icecream* Everyone who has sensitive teeth in a 10 mile radius: NeedF People with sensitive teeth rise up! by a_normal_meme_lover MORE MEMES

People with sensitive teeth rise up! by a_normal_meme_lover MORE MEMES

mile: Yoda 19 Jedi Master at Republic Jedi 8 Man 1 mile away Looking for gf, I am. Hoes, I am not. Ketamine, I do. Problem, I have. You can bet I swiped right, especially after reading that bio

You can bet I swiped right, especially after reading that bio

mile: 35 less than a mile away Just looking for someone to fuck me as hard as possible right in front of my cunt roomate until she gets uncomfortable and moves out. II My friend’s Tinder bio slays me.

My friend’s Tinder bio slays me.

mile: Lego hub + 50 2 Add To Share Download Playing Lego ina plane toilet, almost got caught! (mile-high Lego club) 784 VIEWS 96% From: Legohub Pretty lewd if I do say so myself

Pretty lewd if I do say so myself

mile: After 12 miles of climbing WISE MAN, TELL ME WHERE THE GO ASK THE GENIE SCROLL OF TRUTH IS HIDDEN 20 miles of walking later WHERE IS THE YOU FREED SCROLL OF TRUTH? ME! ON AN ISLAND GOOD SOMEWHERE LUCK! 202 miles of flying later (Mostly in circles Is this where the scroll of truth is? HERE I don't see it where is it? YES $#1% IT'S DEEP UNDER GROUND 1/3 of a mile of digging, and 43 miles of spelunking later TVE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 289.3. THE SCROLL Of TRUTH! Bobatatertottomics NYCHHA This meme is too long to be enjoyable This crossover took so long to make

This crossover took so long to make

mile: United States The Rest of the World 1760 (off screen) 1000 16 12 3 Inches Feet Yards Ounces Millimeters Metres Grams Kilograms to a to a to a to a to a to a to a to a Yard Mile Pound Metre Kilometre Kilograms Tonne Foot 32 212 100 Fahrenheit Celsius 180 100 Arbitrary scale at which water freezes? Logical scale at which Zero is the Base level month day month day year year

mile: Alex 19 Please give us money Purdue University 1 mile away Hi! We're that annoying couple looking for a threesome! Our hobbies include playing chess and being intoxicated! He's bi and I'm bi so if you are too we make a whole nsync song Imao Bi Bi Bi

Bi Bi Bi

mile: 2:24 2:23 22 ON 10/27/19 YOU MATCHED WITH Firefighter EMT and l'd like to dial 0-9 please Great! 1 mile away But do you know the correct order to do it in? Most people call me Let's see...8-2-6-1-9-5-4-3-0 For food; Dial #1 Dancing, hiking, and CrossFit seem like a lot to do in one day For midnight stargazing and hikes; Dial #2 For reading and deep talks; Dial #3 For netflix binges; Dial #4 For weird cute shit like singing songs neither of us know the lyrics to but we refuse to let the song die cause damn it's good; Dial #5 For piggy back rides and climbing challengers; Dial #6 For CrossFit; Dial #7 You're so close It's actually 9 his number DAMN Sent For dancing; Dial #8 For gaming partner; Dial # 9 For scuba partner; Dial # All other inquiries; Dial #0 We can start with just cuddling and then get to the rest later Right?!?! PROFILE SHARE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT Type a message Send GIF I texted him right away and we have our fourth date tomorrow

I texted him right away and we have our fourth date tomorrow

mile: Abby 21 University of Central Florida 1 mile away need to sleep with a few guys and get pregnant within a short window of time so that in 20 years my daughter can invite the three potential fathers to her wedding and I can find love again I mean I guess I’m down

I mean I guess I’m down

mile: 22:48 University of Wisconsin-Madison 1 mile away People say my mom is a milf, so I'm an investment Imma be honest that’s a good one

Imma be honest that’s a good one

mile: montana? plus: win a jonas bros' signed backpack! music horoscope TV quizzes movies ONLY 2.99 win props from HSM2! who's picking on corbin zal was never the cool kid" mile "breakouts make vanessa Istruggled with having bo0bS me so mad! wherewentz: 2007 was so important

wherewentz: 2007 was so important

mile: 21:161 LTE Scott 23 Professional Photographer less than a mile away Stop asking for dick pics. My phone doesn't have good zoom. SHARE SCOTT'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS REPORT SCOTT Nobody likes you when you’re 23 and have a small dick.

Nobody likes you when you’re 23 and have a small dick.

mile: SHARKS! By Christian Talbot. Illustrated by Sophie Hodge WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROM A QUARTER OF A MILE AWAY? BLOOD NOT TOAST? NO. 454648148 EUGENE,I THINK 'M HAVING A STROKE Is there a doctor in the swell?

Is there a doctor in the swell?

mile: SHARKS! By Christian Talbot. Illustrated by Sophie Hodge WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROM A QUARTER OF A MILE AWAY? BLOOD NOT TOAST? NO. 454648148 EUGENE,I THINK 'M HAVING A STROKE Is there a doctor in the swell?

Is there a doctor in the swell?

mile: 29 Tess than a mile away Just trying to avoid anti-vaxxer's. Updated my Tinder in the spirit of Halloween

Updated my Tinder in the spirit of Halloween

mile: 16:371 29E 1 mile away Hello Costco goodbye patriarchy Loud and kind X (o. I have a history of dating *legit* crazy people on Tinder, but I matched with this gem and I just can’t say no

I have a history of dating *legit* crazy people on Tinder, but I matched with this gem and I just can’t say no

mile: Ashley, 27 less than a mile away Active just now About Ashley Mama to two crazy cute little boys. Runner spoon. Selfie queen. Peanut butter lover. A Not about that Step Dad life

Not about that Step Dad life

mile: r/Damnthatsinteresting Posted by u/Techon6000 8h i.redd.it Interstate 70 in Colorado has a mile marker of 419.99 since mile marker 420 kept getting stolen. MLE MILE 99 1.8k Share 31 REDDITORS: 420 We all know what happened

We all know what happened

mile: Interstate 70 in Colorado has a mile marker 419.99 since mile marker 420 kept getting stolen. MLE MILE 1 99 220 I understand why

I understand why

mile: Interstate 70 in Colorado has a mile marker 419.99 since mile marker 420 kept getting stolen. MLE MILE 1 99 220 I understand why by WeWhereWhy MORE MEMES

I understand why by WeWhereWhy MORE MEMES

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