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Af, Bitch, and Cheetos: The unfaithful bitch" starter kit LIMEARITA Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dating a chick with nipple piercings that smokes newports. I met her in a smoke shop right by Walmart. She helped me out with picking a glass piece then we exchanged Snapchats. Talked to her a total of 3 days via Snapchat. Sent each other all types of shit I sent her my extensive meme collections and she listed out the problems she had in her life since her dad left. We bonded those three days. I tell her to slide thru my place. She was shy at first but I knew she was playing games. Told her I had a whole cabinet full of hot cheetos she couldn't resist. She suggested that we smoked first before eating them, which we did. She got High af and made moves on your boy at his most vulnerable stage. I think I got taken advantage of. Well we did the do while tom and jerry played in the back. Skipping to day two she said she wanted to stay a week with me. I was flabbergasted. I do not want the smell of newports and Victoria secrets in my house. But being the bitch i am, I told her me casa tu casa. I step into the bathroom there's tampons, birth control pills (the Walmart brand), and her makeup is in the bathtub I knew I had fucked up. I go to the kitchen and she's waiting for me with some eggs and toast. I fuck with it. I scrape the egg into my toast and her dumbass left the shells in the eggs. I was mad hungry so I swallow it and wash it down with some ice cold chocolate milk. Ay real talk chocolate milk is the best. Oh and 4 days later my dick started to burn so i confronted her about it and never heard from her again. Smh bitch if you reading this rn I just wanna tell you your punnai bomb af and come ruin my life again 😍😍😍😍😍
Af, Bitch, and Cheetos: The unfaithful bitch" starter kit
 LIMEARITA
Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dating a chick with nipple piercings that smokes newports. I met her in a smoke shop right by Walmart. She helped me out with picking a glass piece then we exchanged Snapchats. Talked to her a total of 3 days via Snapchat. Sent each other all types of shit I sent her my extensive meme collections and she listed out the problems she had in her life since her dad left. We bonded those three days. I tell her to slide thru my place. She was shy at first but I knew she was playing games. Told her I had a whole cabinet full of hot cheetos she couldn't resist. She suggested that we smoked first before eating them, which we did. She got High af and made moves on your boy at his most vulnerable stage. I think I got taken advantage of. Well we did the do while tom and jerry played in the back. Skipping to day two she said she wanted to stay a week with me. I was flabbergasted. I do not want the smell of newports and Victoria secrets in my house. But being the bitch i am, I told her me casa tu casa. I step into the bathroom there's tampons, birth control pills (the Walmart brand), and her makeup is in the bathtub I knew I had fucked up. I go to the kitchen and she's waiting for me with some eggs and toast. I fuck with it. I scrape the egg into my toast and her dumbass left the shells in the eggs. I was mad hungry so I swallow it and wash it down with some ice cold chocolate milk. Ay real talk chocolate milk is the best. Oh and 4 days later my dick started to burn so i confronted her about it and never heard from her again. Smh bitch if you reading this rn I just wanna tell you your punnai bomb af and come ruin my life again 😍😍😍😍😍

Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dat...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Ubs: THIS IS WHY WE'RE DITCHING DAIRY In celebration of Mothering Sunday, and so, in celebration of all mothers across the land, from this Mother's Day forth, we shall no longer sell coffees with cow's milk. This poster will explain why we are doing this. There are alternatives, full of flavour & calcium; we can even pour hearts on your lattes with them. Milk is of course a product of motherhood; until recently, we had not made this connection, and saw nothing wrong with using good quality milk. In order to make milk, all animals, whether human or cow or otherwise, must have a child. Cows are pregnant with theirs for nine months, just as we are. The milk they produce is for their calf in order for us to get it, the calf is taken away or killed, usually within a day or two. Free-range and organic, it doesn't change that fact. After several months of milking, her milk production drops, so she is made pregnant again. This will happen from the age of two, to the average age of six, at which point most dairy cows become too exhausted ill or infertile and are slaughtered for meat. This is standard practise in the UK. So from March 26th 2017 this cafe will have a completely vegan menu. Our intention is to make veganism delicious, convenient and accessible. ub More of this, please!! πŸ™ Big thanks to @fieldsbeneath for doing the right thing!! govegan dairyisscary vegansofig mercyforanimals loveanimals dairyfree animallovers
Memes, πŸ€–, and Ubs: THIS IS WHY WE'RE
 DITCHING DAIRY
 In celebration of Mothering Sunday, and so, in
 celebration of all mothers across the land, from
 this Mother's Day forth, we shall no longer sell
 coffees with cow's milk.
 This poster will explain why we are doing this.
 There are alternatives, full of flavour & calcium;
 we can even pour hearts on your lattes with them.
 Milk is of course a product of motherhood; until
 recently, we had not made this connection, and
 saw nothing wrong with using good quality milk.
 In order to make milk, all animals, whether
 human or cow or otherwise, must have a child.
 Cows are pregnant with theirs for nine months,
 just as we are. The milk they produce is for their
 calf in order for us to get it, the calf is taken away
 or killed, usually within a day or two. Free-range
 and organic, it doesn't change that fact. After
 several months of milking, her milk production
 drops, so she is made pregnant again. This will
 happen from the age of two, to the average age of
 six, at which point most dairy cows become too
 exhausted
 ill or infertile and are slaughtered for
 meat.
 This is standard practise in the UK.
 So from March 26th 2017 this cafe will have a
 completely vegan menu. Our intention is to make
 veganism delicious, convenient and accessible.
 ub
More of this, please!! πŸ™ Big thanks to @fieldsbeneath for doing the right thing!! govegan dairyisscary vegansofig mercyforanimals loveanimals dairyfree animallovers

More of this, please!! πŸ™ Big thanks to @fieldsbeneath for doing the right thing!! govegan dairyisscary vegansofig mercyforanimals loveanimal...