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Android, Ass, and Bitch: Only dating him so I have someone to Disney with @ε›ž (0 Only dating you so I have something to cum orn Only dating him so I have someone tc Disney with @ε›ž I've heard worse comebacks from couples. I'm at six flags waiting in these long ass lines because they charge a arm and a leg for the damn fast pass. I'm bout to ride Eltoro. I'm standing behind this couple as I wait. The argument started because the dude drank all of his girls milkshake. I could understand the temperature was hot as balls. Everybody is trying to gets trapped in and they still going at it. It's getting fierce now. The rise starts and We at all the top. The guy next to me is cracking up at them. They in the midst of the fiercest roast session and the guy starts snapchating it. You know how roller coasters be pausing for a second. Nah this sucker just shot off. My spleen was hunping my heart. A nigga whole insides got jacked up. Her wig gets blown off when homie hit the meanest Obj and caught that shit. He deserved a hiesman. The dude next to me had to be the one nigga to drop his phone on a ride. Good for his ass he had a android. The ride stops and the guy gives his girl the wig back. She says "Thanks my bitch now let me get some of your "milk shake" when we get to the car". My nigga if that's not true love I don't know what is. I need me a real one like that some day ❀️.
Android, Ass, and Bitch: Only dating him so I have someone
 to Disney with @ε›ž
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 Only dating you so I have
 something to cum orn
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 Disney with @ε›ž
I've heard worse comebacks from couples. I'm at six flags waiting in these long ass lines because they charge a arm and a leg for the damn fast pass. I'm bout to ride Eltoro. I'm standing behind this couple as I wait. The argument started because the dude drank all of his girls milkshake. I could understand the temperature was hot as balls. Everybody is trying to gets trapped in and they still going at it. It's getting fierce now. The rise starts and We at all the top. The guy next to me is cracking up at them. They in the midst of the fiercest roast session and the guy starts snapchating it. You know how roller coasters be pausing for a second. Nah this sucker just shot off. My spleen was hunping my heart. A nigga whole insides got jacked up. Her wig gets blown off when homie hit the meanest Obj and caught that shit. He deserved a hiesman. The dude next to me had to be the one nigga to drop his phone on a ride. Good for his ass he had a android. The ride stops and the guy gives his girl the wig back. She says "Thanks my bitch now let me get some of your "milk shake" when we get to the car". My nigga if that's not true love I don't know what is. I need me a real one like that some day ❀️.

I've heard worse comebacks from couples. I'm at six flags waiting in these long ass lines because they charge a arm and a leg for the damn f...

Af, Bitch, and Cheetos: The unfaithful bitch" starter kit LIMEARITA Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dating a chick with nipple piercings that smokes newports. I met her in a smoke shop right by Walmart. She helped me out with picking a glass piece then we exchanged Snapchats. Talked to her a total of 3 days via Snapchat. Sent each other all types of shit I sent her my extensive meme collections and she listed out the problems she had in her life since her dad left. We bonded those three days. I tell her to slide thru my place. She was shy at first but I knew she was playing games. Told her I had a whole cabinet full of hot cheetos she couldn't resist. She suggested that we smoked first before eating them, which we did. She got High af and made moves on your boy at his most vulnerable stage. I think I got taken advantage of. Well we did the do while tom and jerry played in the back. Skipping to day two she said she wanted to stay a week with me. I was flabbergasted. I do not want the smell of newports and Victoria secrets in my house. But being the bitch i am, I told her me casa tu casa. I step into the bathroom there's tampons, birth control pills (the Walmart brand), and her makeup is in the bathtub I knew I had fucked up. I go to the kitchen and she's waiting for me with some eggs and toast. I fuck with it. I scrape the egg into my toast and her dumbass left the shells in the eggs. I was mad hungry so I swallow it and wash it down with some ice cold chocolate milk. Ay real talk chocolate milk is the best. Oh and 4 days later my dick started to burn so i confronted her about it and never heard from her again. Smh bitch if you reading this rn I just wanna tell you your punnai bomb af and come ruin my life again 😍😍😍😍😍
Af, Bitch, and Cheetos: The unfaithful bitch" starter kit
 LIMEARITA
Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dating a chick with nipple piercings that smokes newports. I met her in a smoke shop right by Walmart. She helped me out with picking a glass piece then we exchanged Snapchats. Talked to her a total of 3 days via Snapchat. Sent each other all types of shit I sent her my extensive meme collections and she listed out the problems she had in her life since her dad left. We bonded those three days. I tell her to slide thru my place. She was shy at first but I knew she was playing games. Told her I had a whole cabinet full of hot cheetos she couldn't resist. She suggested that we smoked first before eating them, which we did. She got High af and made moves on your boy at his most vulnerable stage. I think I got taken advantage of. Well we did the do while tom and jerry played in the back. Skipping to day two she said she wanted to stay a week with me. I was flabbergasted. I do not want the smell of newports and Victoria secrets in my house. But being the bitch i am, I told her me casa tu casa. I step into the bathroom there's tampons, birth control pills (the Walmart brand), and her makeup is in the bathtub I knew I had fucked up. I go to the kitchen and she's waiting for me with some eggs and toast. I fuck with it. I scrape the egg into my toast and her dumbass left the shells in the eggs. I was mad hungry so I swallow it and wash it down with some ice cold chocolate milk. Ay real talk chocolate milk is the best. Oh and 4 days later my dick started to burn so i confronted her about it and never heard from her again. Smh bitch if you reading this rn I just wanna tell you your punnai bomb af and come ruin my life again 😍😍😍😍😍

Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dat...