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mjolnir: ANTIFASCHISTISCHE AKTION renniequeer: I heard there was a call for antifascist Norse imagery. Antifa Mjolnir, anyone? (You can also buy it on shirts & stickers here.)
mjolnir: ANTIFASCHISTISCHE
 AKTION
renniequeer:
I heard there was a call for antifascist Norse imagery. Antifa Mjolnir, anyone?
(You can also buy it on shirts & stickers here.)

renniequeer: I heard there was a call for antifascist Norse imagery. Antifa Mjolnir, anyone? (You can also buy it on shirts & stickers he...

mjolnir: no INVADER5, FRIEND! JUST POPPED Out co BOBBOW MY BROCHER'S AX JARNBJORn FOR A BIC. no one 15 Anyone in JOTUNHEIM WITHOUT A BLADE, RIGHT? ...AnD I BACHER DOUBT THEY'D HAVE LEC mE KEEP HEIMDALL'S 5WORD. BIGHT on cue. WHAT HO, CICIZENS! HOW CAN YOUR KING SERVE HIS PEOPLE THIS FINE, BLUSTERY DAY? WE SAW THE BIFROST, "YOUR MAJESTY." WE FEARED IT MAY BE AN ATTACK FROM SOME...ASGARDIAN INVADER. RRG--THE SWORD THAT KILLED KING LAUFEY you'D BE CLOSE I KILLED LAUFEY THE SWORD HELPED. HADN'T YOu HEARD? I'm A HERO now. HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT JOTUNHEIM-- THERE'S MAGIC in THE AIR SNRRT BUT CHE AVERAGE DenIZEn 1sn't WHAT YOU'D CALL...ADEPT. MY TRIBE WILL RESPECT YOUR BLOOD CLAIM TO THE THRONE BUT SURRENDER THE IMPLING HE IS A NUISANCE WITH A CHILD'S MIND AND NO TASTE FOR BATTLE HE'LL COOK FASTER THAN ANY GOAT. 15 CHAC WHO I Am TO BE KING OF? A PACK OF CANNIBALS? IT'S NOT CANNIBALISM IF HE'S NOT ONE OF US. OF COURSE "not onE OF US." GODS, BUT I Am CIRED OF "HAVE AT HEARING CHAT. VERY WELL THEN THAT I5, IF I WAS FIGHTING FAIR. THERE'S onLY onE THING THESE GIANTS RESPECT. I'm GOING TO NEED TO GET A LITTLE BIGGER. XY DNX YB XY PYSR THEE." I'm COMPLETELY DOOMED, OF COURSE NO, YOUR MAJESTY! LIKE AN AVENGER. (YOu KnoW THE ONE.) DRBF! WHAC ARE YOU DOING?! I'm CASTINGA SPELL CO SAVE uS, you SUICIDAL SnoW monKEy! PLEASE, NO MORE! NO MORE BLOOD! NO. THIS OutComE WAS not ENTIRELY EXPECTED. SO BE IT! TO THE END OF KINGS!!! THE WAR IS OVER. HRRGMPH. WE'LL SEE THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER WAR. HE'S RIGHT, in HI5 5TONE BRAINED WAY AND I WAS WBONG. noT EVERYONE I15 BORN 5MALL WELL. THAT WAS EXCITiNG. PERHAPS NEXT Time, I SHOULD BORROW MJOLNIR. I IMAGINE I'LL BE WORTHY enouGH Any DAY now CHANК УOu FOR THE RESCUE, DRBF, MAKER-OF-Fun NUISANCE-OF JOCUNHEIM. 50mE OF U5 ARE BORN GIANTS. I HAVE An unusuAL PROPOSICION FOR YOu THIS I5 THE SCORY OF THE TIME AFCER THE WAR. OF HOW THE SMALLEST OF THE GIANTS CAME TO SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE THRONE.... ...AnD A SCORY OF THE OUTCAST WHO WOULD SIT UPON IT. A NEW KIND OF KING. A NEW KIND OF GOD. ONE WHO BULES nOt BY THE BLADE GRUMBLE AS YOU LIKE, SICKLE, BUT THE SMALL ONE IS ANOINTED. AND PROTECTED BESIDES SRRF FOR NOW But BY THE SHIELD. TO BE CONTINUED IN KI why-i-love-comics: War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua & David Curiel
mjolnir: no INVADER5,
 FRIEND! JUST POPPED
 Out co BOBBOW MY
 BROCHER'S AX JARNBJORn
 FOR A BIC. no one 15
 Anyone in JOTUNHEIM
 WITHOUT A BLADE,
 RIGHT?
 ...AnD I
 BACHER DOUBT
 THEY'D HAVE
 LEC mE KEEP
 HEIMDALL'S
 5WORD.
 BIGHT
 on cue.
 WHAT HO,
 CICIZENS! HOW
 CAN YOUR KING
 SERVE HIS PEOPLE
 THIS FINE,
 BLUSTERY
 DAY?
 WE SAW
 THE BIFROST,
 "YOUR MAJESTY."
 WE FEARED IT MAY
 BE AN ATTACK FROM
 SOME...ASGARDIAN
 INVADER.
 RRG--THE
 SWORD THAT
 KILLED KING
 LAUFEY
 you'D BE
 CLOSE
 I KILLED
 LAUFEY
 THE
 SWORD
 HELPED.
 HADN'T
 YOu HEARD?
 I'm A HERO
 now.
 HERE'S A SECRET
 ABOUT JOTUNHEIM--
 THERE'S MAGIC in
 THE AIR
 SNRRT
 BUT CHE
 AVERAGE
 DenIZEn 1sn't
 WHAT YOU'D
 CALL...ADEPT.

 MY TRIBE WILL
 RESPECT YOUR BLOOD
 CLAIM TO THE THRONE
 BUT SURRENDER THE IMPLING
 HE IS A NUISANCE WITH A
 CHILD'S MIND AND NO
 TASTE FOR BATTLE
 HE'LL COOK
 FASTER THAN
 ANY GOAT.
 15 CHAC
 WHO I Am
 TO BE KING OF?
 A PACK OF
 CANNIBALS?
 IT'S NOT
 CANNIBALISM
 IF HE'S NOT ONE
 OF US.
 OF
 COURSE
 "not onE
 OF US."
 GODS, BUT
 I Am CIRED OF "HAVE AT
 HEARING CHAT.
 VERY WELL
 THEN
 THAT I5, IF I WAS
 FIGHTING FAIR. THERE'S
 onLY onE THING THESE
 GIANTS RESPECT. I'm
 GOING TO NEED TO GET
 A LITTLE BIGGER.
 XY
 DNX YB XY
 PYSR
 THEE."
 I'm
 COMPLETELY
 DOOMED, OF
 COURSE
 NO, YOUR
 MAJESTY!
 LIKE AN
 AVENGER.
 (YOu KnoW
 THE ONE.)
 DRBF! WHAC
 ARE YOU DOING?!
 I'm CASTINGA SPELL
 CO SAVE uS, you
 SUICIDAL SnoW
 monKEy!
 PLEASE,
 NO MORE!
 NO MORE
 BLOOD!

 NO.
 THIS
 OutComE WAS
 not ENTIRELY
 EXPECTED.
 SO BE
 IT!
 TO
 THE END OF
 KINGS!!!
 THE
 WAR IS
 OVER.
 HRRGMPH.
 WE'LL
 SEE
 THERE
 IS ALWAYS
 ANOTHER
 WAR.
 HE'S RIGHT, in
 HI5 5TONE
 BRAINED WAY

 AND I WAS
 WBONG. noT
 EVERYONE I15
 BORN 5MALL
 WELL. THAT
 WAS EXCITiNG.
 PERHAPS NEXT
 Time, I SHOULD
 BORROW
 MJOLNIR.
 I
 IMAGINE I'LL
 BE WORTHY
 enouGH Any
 DAY now
 CHANК УOu
 FOR THE RESCUE,
 DRBF, MAKER-OF-Fun
 NUISANCE-OF
 JOCUNHEIM.
 50mE OF U5
 ARE BORN
 GIANTS.
 I HAVE
 An unusuAL
 PROPOSICION
 FOR YOu
 THIS I5 THE SCORY OF THE
 TIME AFCER THE WAR. OF HOW
 THE SMALLEST OF THE GIANTS
 CAME TO SIT AT THE RIGHT
 HAND OF THE THRONE....
 ...AnD A SCORY OF THE OUTCAST
 WHO WOULD SIT UPON IT.
 A NEW KIND OF
 KING. A NEW KIND
 OF GOD.
 ONE WHO
 BULES nOt BY
 THE BLADE
 GRUMBLE AS
 YOU LIKE, SICKLE,
 BUT THE SMALL ONE
 IS ANOINTED. AND
 PROTECTED
 BESIDES
 SRRF
 FOR NOW
 But BY THE
 SHIELD.
 TO BE CONTINUED IN
 KI

why-i-love-comics:

War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua & David Curiel

why-i-love-comics: War of the Realms: Omega #1 - “Born Small” (2019)written by Daniel Kibblesmithart by Oscar Bazaldua & David Curiel

mjolnir: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.
mjolnir: my favourite legend from the norse
 mythology is when a giant steals
 mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he
 can have Freyja as his bride, but she
 refuses to go so instead Thor dresses
 up as her and Loki as her handmaiden
 and then at the wedding the giant
 places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap
 and thor reveals himself and kills
 everybody and if that shouldn't be
 made a short film with I don't know
 what should
 Do yo
 think they
 notice
 (Nah
 443
systlin:
thehornedwitch:

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


fandomsandanythingelse:
I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else
SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS
The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film. 


Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?”

He also drank literally all of their beer and mead. 
All of it. 
All. 
Of. 
It. 


To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it.


Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW.

Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous. 
Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Ham...

mjolnir: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.
mjolnir: my favourite legend from the norse
 mythology is when a giant steals
 mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he
 can have Freyja as his bride, but she
 refuses to go so instead Thor dresses
 up as her and Loki as her handmaiden
 and then at the wedding the giant
 places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap
 and thor reveals himself and kills
 everybody and if that shouldn't be
 made a short film with I don't know
 what should
 Do yo
 think they
 notice
 (Nah
 443
systlin:
thehornedwitch:

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


fandomsandanythingelse:
I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else
SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS
The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film. 


Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?”

He also drank literally all of their beer and mead. 
All of it. 
All. 
Of. 
It. 


To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it.


Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW.

Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous. 
Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Ham...

mjolnir: Anyone need mjolnir tool case?
mjolnir: Anyone need mjolnir tool case?

Anyone need mjolnir tool case?

mjolnir: <p><a href="https://potterheadravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/164073211167/ironmongersdaughter" class="tumblr_blog">potterheadravenclaw</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ironmongersdaughter.tumblr.com/post/164071845435/highlyfunctioning-fangirl-starfleetrambo" class="tumblr_blog">ironmongersdaughter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://highlyfunctioning-fangirl.tumblr.com/post/77113482724/starfleetrambo-xshiromorix">highlyfunctioning-fangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/67549324946/xshiromorix-capt-james-t-kirk">starfleetrambo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xshiromorix.tumblr.com/post/67539021486/capt-james-t-kirk-supernaturalfan1">xshiromorix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capt-james-t-kirk.tumblr.com/post/67455636386/supernaturalfan1-underthestarssofaraway-i">capt-james-t-kirk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supernaturalfan1.tumblr.com/post/67421275724/underthestarssofaraway-i-like-how-everyone">supernaturalfan1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://underthestarssofaraway.tumblr.com/post/66945144514/i-like-how-everyone-seems-like-theyre-dead-tired">underthestarssofaraway</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainmatsuoka.tumblr.com/post/66532763820">captainmatsuoka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going<br/><em>‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’</em></small></p> </blockquote> <p>Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.</p> </blockquote> <p>and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left</p> </blockquote> <p>and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off</p> </blockquote> <p>Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.</p> </blockquote> <p>#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping</p> </blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mmCA31ZmV5oF0W5II3gpk0A">@potterheadravenclaw</a> have you seen this?</blockquote> <p>I wanna see loki chained to a bike rack now.</p> </blockquote> <p>&ldquo;C'mon guys this isn&rsquo;t funny! *sniff* I wanted some shawarma&hellip;&rdquo;</p>
mjolnir: <p><a href="https://potterheadravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/164073211167/ironmongersdaughter" class="tumblr_blog">potterheadravenclaw</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ironmongersdaughter.tumblr.com/post/164071845435/highlyfunctioning-fangirl-starfleetrambo" class="tumblr_blog">ironmongersdaughter</a>:</p>

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://highlyfunctioning-fangirl.tumblr.com/post/77113482724/starfleetrambo-xshiromorix">highlyfunctioning-fangirl</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/67549324946/xshiromorix-capt-james-t-kirk">starfleetrambo</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xshiromorix.tumblr.com/post/67539021486/capt-james-t-kirk-supernaturalfan1">xshiromorix</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capt-james-t-kirk.tumblr.com/post/67455636386/supernaturalfan1-underthestarssofaraway-i">capt-james-t-kirk</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supernaturalfan1.tumblr.com/post/67421275724/underthestarssofaraway-i-like-how-everyone">supernaturalfan1</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://underthestarssofaraway.tumblr.com/post/66945144514/i-like-how-everyone-seems-like-theyre-dead-tired">underthestarssofaraway</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://captainmatsuoka.tumblr.com/post/66532763820">captainmatsuoka</a>:</p>
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<p><small>I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going<br/><em>‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’</em></small></p>
</blockquote>
<p>Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left</p>
</blockquote>
<p>and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping</p>
</blockquote>

<a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mmCA31ZmV5oF0W5II3gpk0A">@potterheadravenclaw</a> have you seen this?</blockquote>

<p>I wanna see loki chained to a bike rack now.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>&ldquo;C'mon guys this isn&rsquo;t funny! *sniff* I wanted some shawarma&hellip;&rdquo;</p>

<p><a href="https://potterheadravenclaw.tumblr.com/post/164073211167/ironmongersdaughter" class="tumblr_blog">potterheadravenclaw</a>:</p...