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Modern Life: if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..
Modern Life: if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..

if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..

Modern Life: hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die “okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest” “they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!!  “raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better. ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know. always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!!  agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.” keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest?  “my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her” “no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. “no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.  “i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.  “i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.  “how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. “i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work
Modern Life: hm...buns
 @coolthottie
 college really be on some other shit
 "..and it has to be a
 minimum of 20
 pages."
 You'll be writing a
 paper this semester"
 ft
 @coolthottie/jadasy
ruby-white-rabbit:

freddieandersen:
inkskinned:

HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare’s dick is when you’re talking to your friends, that’s a good topic. don’t choose something u don’t care about, you will Want To Die
“okay but the only topics are ones i don’t care about” talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you’re like “here’s a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead” they’re like “sure lmao i just couldn’t think of other paper topics to suggest”
“they said no” cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about “what motivates me? uh food” and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers do know you rushed it, we just Don’t Care bc We’re Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually take the time to do it. this is the actual version of “you’re not in hs anymore” DONT lie to yourself and think “it’s fine i’ll do it in one day” you will !! Regret it!!!! 
“raquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i’m capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.” same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don’t feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don’t have to worry you’re fucking it all up. when it’s 15 minutes every day (even if it’s only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they’d recommend. they actually Know.

always ask if it’s informal or formal (if you can use “I” statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it’s due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it’s due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can’t procrastinate!! 
agendas/planners need to be what actually works for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off lists. it’s like… a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and “touch” at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i’m sure it’s someone’s idea of a rush. there’s so many “how to” documents on these that i won’t get into it but frankly?? if you don’t write it down you will not remember it. “yes i will” no you won’t greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good. my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn’t work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification.  meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like “lady macbeth is a feminist ICON” then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you’re reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you’re keeping notes to yourself you’d be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it’s easier to translate “this is why bees are the #bomb” into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech. “The above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.”
keep track of your sources + label them. don’t just write “(SOURCE)” instead if you’re using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then “Find+replace” w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don’t do this but if you’re running late on it and don’t have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can “use any” word you want (56). so yeah “there is” a moral question about it but you “can” make up quotes (79, 90). don’t “actually” do this unless you’re seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn’t be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you’re like “it needs 2 more hours” okay. but if you’re like “this is……… not started” email the teacher. they’ll be so much more receptive the earlier you do this in the process. it looks like “i’m genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i’m worried i won’t” instead of “i started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension”. please also just… be honest? 
“my teacher won’t accept late work!” they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like “lmao she’s got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her”
“no he really doesn’t, he doesn’t care” you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should if it’s something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn’t bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
“no!!! raquel you’re not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn’t take late work!!!!!!!!!”  okay. yeah that’s bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you’re struggling with? is it that your can’t find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don’t do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis. 
“i don’t even have that!!” did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something even if it’s “this is bad.” you can use that. use why you didn’t like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with. 
“i don’t have enough sources!!!” go to wikipedia’s page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there. 
“how the fuck do i analyze this”. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want. i’ve talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words “my dear”. i talked about the possessive “my” and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
“i did all that and it’s still 3 pages too short” quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer “what does this mean moving forwards” most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with “here’s a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations”, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don’t do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally clean. frankly i’ve only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit. “raquel….. i can’t look at it anymore”. you’re not looking @ it, you’re discovering you wrote “breath” not “breathe” and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck…. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.


do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that’s my personal form of useless perfectionism. 
like, you can tell your friend all about what you’re planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends


Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it’s due? TURN IT IN. It’s better than a zero if the teacher won’t work with you on an extension or late work

ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep...

Modern Life: The convenience of modern life
Modern Life: The convenience of modern life

The convenience of modern life

Modern Life: HOW A.D. EXPERTS THINK WE'LL LIVE IN 2000 By NEWS SPECIALISTS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS seem to be alive. The roem wil automatically be ed with the aroma ef the fower garden being shown on the screen. Radio broadeating will have disappeared, ter ne ene wil tune in program thar cannet be seen Radio wil long sinoe have reverted oa striety commanications medium, using devices sow unheard of and unthought ef ireles trantmieslon of electrie power, Jong a dream of e engl peer, will havve come into bein There will be no more power li to break in storn A simple small antenna en the rof wrl plek p THE last half of the 20th Century dawns with fantastie promises shining through dark elouds. Amid war and rumors ef war, new terrors grip the world. but hopes and dreams ef the future prevail The year 2000 looma nearer in the accelerating pace of modern life thban 1950 ever eould have seemed at the begin- ning of this century. Yt the past fortels the future and present trenda point the way, many millions of persont alive today will live to see peace, proiperity, health, longer life, more leisure and greater luxuries than ever were known. A woman may be President! These are some of the rewards envisaged for the vear 2000| by Associated Press experts looking ahead. Here is how they gte up prospécts: The telephore will be tranaformed brem wire to radio and will be equipped wih the viauality of television. Who's en the ether end of own walking telepbenea apparate housed in a wallet-sined kit Surgery wil be facilitated by a comblsatien of the X-ray and televialen Eleetronie appendectomies will be performed with an X-ray-TV camera, peodection sereen and electrie nives"-e latter aetually being electrodes funetioning without puneturing the skin. WORLD AFFAIRS: Price of Peace MOVIES: Fourth Dimension Views STUDENTS et bistery in the year 2000 wi probably Jook back en the 20th century as the era of blood and meney. 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AGRICULTURE: A Golden Age AGOLDEN age of agrieulture-providing greater econemle seratty for farmers and better eating for eonsumes-may becotea major aorompliahment of the last hall ef the 2kh century. remarkable progress made in apriculture during the first half of the century. At the start of the cesery it reguired the efforts of twe anhs of the nation's population to pply the demand for farm pred- uets. Todayat the centery's halt-wiy mark-it takes only ane-nh of the populatien Whit has made it possible bas been largely the wark of seience- new and better farm machinery and blelogy. Foreseeing a national population of 200,000.000 by the end of the cenbury, these eaders prediet les than one-tenth of the peogle wl be needed to supply marketu fe tarm producta. Through the extended use of better plants and animals, tmpeeved tertiliaers, new gowth regulators and mete effeient machinety, abould be poible, Jeadets y. fer fermers te produce tutue aop seeds on mueh leas tand than today. . 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Atomie power wil broome usetut in these areas where coad nd ell are expensive and where wateE pewer la not available LJOW will this land of eurs be governed in 0 yeact Much as today, perhapswith we parties contending agalnst AG ** each sther and wiihin themaelves, with the people free to choone belween them, with the wianer presured from all sides yet earbed d euided beA pOttan tle changed sinee George Wahington's that the drat problem will le survivd ot "und one-the initia day And yes it is easy to sesce ourselves with other posbanies Some see us éridhing toward the all-powertul state, hulled by the veet sound ef "seurity." Seme seea need to curb eur freedom Jest it be used te ahield those whe plot againat . And some fear our treedon will be hand to save if a general wAr theuld come What then? , A military đietatership te restore the natioa's bedy, It not ita soul from the ravages of atomie attack? Some port of Fareism? Or, in the ECONOMICS: New Living Standards THIS symposium is writen by the folloving specialista tck I of The Assoeiated Press: J. M. Roberts, Jr, foreign THE natian's industrial and agrleultural plant wil be able te sup- affairs: Howard W. Blakeslee, slence: Sam Dawson I port 300 millien persana 0 years from nowtvice the psent econemies: Derothy Ree, women: Alexander George. AVIATION: Foolproof Flving pupulation. Lasd ew ungroduetive will be made to yield. Selence population; James J. Strebig, aviafion: David G. Bareuther will stendily inrease erep produetion per acre. Technslogiral, indu- trial and eeonomie advances will give the American people living movies: Ovid A. Martin, agriculture: Ed Creagh, politica standards eigt times as high as cew. Dr. Hareld G Moulton, president ef the Brookings Institutien, In his book, "Contesiling Factors in Economie Development," predicta that in the ext century thbe nation's expenditure tor food wi be eight times what it s new. construction: C.E Butterfield, teievision: Gene Handsaker.CIVL aviatien in AD. 2000 will be aceepted by the publie as readily as mid-century's automobile and train. Fight will have the precision ef coetrel found in ground vehieles name of Svcialiam, some mild or streng contrel of what we de; diree and shold be mere independeni of surtsce weaiher contitin Pilet- lives here, big red Thou-Shail-Nor theret ing will be as simple as drivinga shities car aind ringed with safe ards to reduce human erer. Safety will be areater in commercial. air tranaportation than in any ef today's trwvel methods Atomle engines for large eivil airerali will do away with the prob ve oome threugh-tree. Seme fear the werst. And yet We've feared the weest, while boping for the best, ever since we bave bees a nation, We've come through wars and depeeasiora. And The otal espended cach year tor housing wit be times the MEDICINE: A Longer Life Span 20 times more, and fer reereation and travel 33 times more. *Tehnical ivanoen will be well datributed threughout thie ecen-VI et women to an expectation of nearly 80 and of men te over 15 t emy. For esample, a housewite may use an electrenie stove and prepare reast bDeef in lea time than it takes to set the table ered. Cancer is a lerm of growth. It is part of metabolian. Cence r Other eeenemuta ree with Dr. Moalton The Twentleth Century growth, nathing is now knawn. Metaboliam ia net sech complete detue tra Air mail and high priorily carge ate likely to move Tund, Jooking end only 10 years, feresees an Amerlcan population mystery. but is cemplex. Mest of the choeale diseases, except infee-woth faster, iveling in pilstiens misiles controlled frem pround of 153 millien (a coraervative estimate) whe, eonsumers, will be tiens eaused by gerins and vtruset, are based on metabolian puneations spending a0 iltion dollars a year. Hy 10, they prediet, the natilon wrong all be putting S bition dollars annually Into additienal capital Greath, metaboliam and eaneer studies will make the drst break wii end mid-century's strupele with ciant sirportt, Combinationa trend in the ancend halt et the century, poods, for further expansion of the industrial plant . tar apparel 26 mes mere: for bealth and edacation et women e an expectation of nearly 0 and of mes te ever 15 comsiaed with electrenie eges in the planes, mperise eahin preemay need to preve-to bold the eoue we thooan. urisation. new strustual desigas and miterial and eomplete aircraft The record will be better ir the cause and eure uf eancer is diiscovanti-icing will eliminate weather facters la sehedule. Cruising speeds of 1,000 miles an heor or bigber are probable for . TIERE every reason te believe that the steady growth of ergan laed aber in the fest half of 1950 will continue along the same New principles of lin and developmet ot denign already begun inte clearing another mystery. the causes ef aging After that is et rotating and fred wings nd conveational aireraft with bigh lit Jonown it will be possible to control sging e that elderly penona ill helinepters can eliminate long runwys be healthy to nearty the end of their ver Hepe is very geed for restrieting eancer's atark befere mee will provide doer-to-deer air freight servion. Laber developed to where it is teday trsm praetically nothing at Detachable fuelages, interchangmble between types ef airerafi, The various elements and eliques aking up the American ecobomy -labor is jast ene of them-are learning more and more that the sational security and well-being requires them s emala strong WOMEN: For President! rk, sut t or aing . or it Row appears that canoera sot om aa uta e-piates have been pertected. Iational eeurity and well-being reaulres them s emain ter The poeveation ef baldnes depende on atuies of growth, aging nd will be preparing for inberplanelary expiorationa, ung melhoda So as laber coms closer to reaching materity it a likely to win greater acceptance trom otber elements et American lite. Ts in seld would tend le eliminate, some of the great labor-management THE womana at the vtar 000 wi he an outsige DianL, Anthre- 1 pologists and beauty experts predict, She will be more than silx teet tall weara sie 11 aboe, bave thouldeis te a sracer a muscles ikea truck driver Chances are ahe will be doinga mas's job, and for this reaaon wl Civilian scientists will have bepun their atudy of the euter space and work ngether. and death more an en any other now known tacne. Public health will inprove, especially the knoviedge of hew air ay ungentood in Ma-eenry. . .. atruggles sad ereate a smoether-working American team. From every indication laber is in polities to stay. peobably playing ia the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetional, clethen in ing as water and food were during the fast half of this century CONSTRUCTION: Push-Button Home expanding role a the years progres By the end of the cestur in the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetienal elethes in fare 2000, the ale probably wilt be made as safe tros disease apread Slack probably will be her unual workaday eostune. These will Surgery, which har bees the futest-meving side af medical be of synthesie er, treated to keep her warm la winter and eoel ee, will y 1000, be able to repair bodies damaged by diseas. byCURRENT trends are already skethlng bluepelsts ef what will be countrieR in summer, admit the benadcial ultra-violet rays and keep out heidents er by heredity o that the "lame and te hall will nearly burning ones. They will be light welght and equpped with pocketa diappear. Polie probably will be stopped wel befare 2000. for food eapsules, which she will eat inatead ot mest and potatoes. Her prepertions will be perfect, though Amaaonian, becuse scienoe wi ave perfected a Salanced ration ef itamina, protelas AlR WAR: New Terrors Ahead labor may have ile owa party, asa the cane in several European 'aa good bet, toa, that by the end of the century many gevers alled modera in homes, apartmens and offce buildings at thel men pian Diw svaided as farms of selallam will be accepted se end of this century. Signs polat to vertieal eities and tying suburbs iule airport eommunities 100 miles nd more trom srsctAper clua mannplace. Who in 1s00 thought that by mid-centary there would . .. elus-be govenmentereralated peniona and a wark werk inited to People w ive in houses o autoatie that pash-buttens witl be bourst A minimn wage, culd laber curt and uaemplayment ec replaced by fnaertip and even voloe coatrola. Some people today ea e lell your childres not te be urprised it the yesr 1000 dade puh bedide auston to eloseawindowrother oa co . So penuationt and minerals that will produre the maximum bodily effileney, the minimum of faL She will go la for all kinds of sports-peobatty will eompete with SPACE will reglace speed asir wars big problea befare the worla the iinehen. Tomerew such dhores wil be done by the warn puha bedside bunton to close a windowanother to Start ootee 10-hour werk week dved by law, of 5 er even rockets inte the year 2000. 1yourfingertipR, s elevaters are summaned now a seine ed the newest Sel be in on all he bigevel groupe of Anance, basibes and Distance between poina should have disapprared a an element fce buildings-or by a mere whiper in the intereom phone Distance between poinns should hace disappeared as an elementee buildinger by Ter whiper in the tercom phone et mitag planing Optimum penda p o the called reape Rigd sning in smal towns will insur yards. ardens d tees EDUCATION: More College Grads gvernament. She may even be president. rpeed" of 2000 miles an hour, at which a ying ebject would out for ech heuse, where window walls will siip down in stets te merge et the earth's gravitational pull, will be available. Space for maneuutdees with indoors in favorable weather, City dwellers wi bask vering will be an impartant factor, and scientiste will be striving for on individual baloenies high above the treteps of parks surreunding ON THE basla of present trenda edueatien wi pand aleng e better contrel periit use ef top speeds Leag-range mittary thinkers speak new in terms of some newer tained at censtant comfortable levels the year-round fer haman ett- POPULATION: Growth Will Slow tievator apartment heue A bomes bare temperatire main- follewing lines te Radio and talevisos wl be eommee iastrumsnis of tesching Ce E nat harting predim etation, atmeugberie decimposition or seme per guler ien dvazapes will stage a comebark bene of the demend for pre Juni, camuniny eng be pepeetive A ew cencept et financial suppert for education wil mate. t mae s per eent ot tha taboN BReA, Wi fedaral Edueational reaearch for and en behalf of chldren wl be recog- be intercontinental serapera almost as fezible as dhanges in partitions in exiuting efioe alted te be as lanportant as research desigmed to improve the qualio in 1800 te 130.00,000 in 1830, may not double galn in the nat simpler, cheaper, universally available, inexhautible. It may be solar ertan wil cool houses in the same pree mium space atorded by light and airy tower feces, Bet dew eion studenta igh schools now are Space platform. sent out from enrth, will end mid-omtury's buildings wil exeed 50 stories or so-the ecenomic height ceated es moterials m be resdile eretshet that far ahead t ay reach 200000.000 befere the end of the centaryron curtala" era by beinging the estre gobe under condtant s ievator app velllance The 5.000-mile range'interoontinestal atmospherie missile will be cated te make the eonstruction ee replacement et homes or sky and wi keep on increasing well into the 1ist centary. ile population dbled e last ha and i0. Betwenin service long befare 00 AD. There ikely w of bacon, com, sdlence, engineering and technologgy. One-roo rural schoola will be practically non-tlatent. A twelve ronsha promam wi take shape in achoelr to ceordinate ia And eut of school learning Camping and other rereational activities will be ncluded. Greater emphasis will be placed upon selesce and mathematies as Fipled the pre cadnunled ballistie miss, capable of being shot eut ed the atmosphere and buildings 10 and 1850, had mere than Three shis US population uhat have been tremendous in the descending metee-ike en a targL pan 0 years are expected to keep going atrong These are Movement of peeple from farms to town migration frem the have been developed to extreme senaitivity. They will be lnched Guided miiles to seek tergets in fight er en the greund will patral airert le so stay alah as ang as shipn TELEVISION: Walkie-Talkie-Seeing furter stimalated r indutrial prodarsieede altak er the next century will be as elatiuely unstoonahle t he d of he Be oentury that a smal devie wndertanding and ving ia a ny eaial center ef the country ta barder staies. partieudarly be Pacite coast trom contina t and the Seuth, and the movement of city dwellers to the suburba stay at sea Elecronie eyes wil eliminate errors in detection and min THIRD digesianat eoles tededes i Deeded for he sew, long-range defenae prngram and by farm mechaniaatlo Woeational educstinn e Teetiveness of sirborne weapons will have beeseme sachlwill peoject pletures en the living ruem wall so realistie they will be greatlr entended as today. E How Experts Think We’ll Live in 2000 A.D.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Modern Life: HOW
 A.D.
 EXPERTS THINK WE'LL LIVE IN 2000
 By NEWS SPECIALISTS OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
 seem to be alive. The roem wil automatically be ed with the
 aroma ef the fower garden being shown on the screen.
 Radio broadeating will have disappeared, ter ne ene wil tune in
 program thar cannet be seen Radio wil long sinoe have reverted
 oa striety commanications medium, using devices sow unheard of
 and unthought ef
 ireles trantmieslon of electrie power, Jong a dream of e engl
 peer, will havve come into bein There will be no more power li
 to break in storn A simple small antenna en the rof wrl plek p
 THE last half of the 20th Century dawns with fantastie
 promises shining through dark elouds.
 Amid war and rumors ef war, new terrors grip the world.
 but hopes and dreams ef the future prevail
 The year 2000 looma nearer in the accelerating pace of
 modern life thban 1950 ever eould have seemed at the begin-
 ning of this century.
 Yt the past fortels the future and present trenda point the
 way, many millions of persont alive today will live to see
 peace, proiperity, health, longer life, more leisure and greater
 luxuries than ever were known.
 A woman may be President!
 These are some of the rewards envisaged for the vear 2000|
 by Associated Press experts looking ahead.
 Here is how they gte up prospécts:
 The telephore will be tranaformed brem wire to radio and will be
 equipped wih the viauality of television. Who's en the ether end of
 own walking telepbenea apparate housed in a wallet-sined kit
 Surgery wil be facilitated by a comblsatien of the X-ray and
 televialen Eleetronie appendectomies will be performed with an
 X-ray-TV camera, peodection sereen and electrie nives"-e latter
 aetually being electrodes funetioning without puneturing the skin.
 WORLD AFFAIRS: Price of Peace
 MOVIES: Fourth Dimension Views
 STUDENTS et bistery in the year 2000 wi probably Jook back en
 the 20th century as the era of blood and meney.
 Blood because the eanh will still be reeking frem the third world
 war.
 Moser, representing the materlal reseurees of the western world,
 because it wii have outwelghed the untullled promises ed Russian
 Imperiallacie Cammunis in enibying the world, or at least will be
 SOME mose theaters af AD. 2000 may be dome-shaped with celling
 and walls arching together ice the sky. These surtaces would be
 the "reen" Mast action would still be in front ef you, as bow. But
 rome could be everhead some at the sides, and some even on the wal
 bebind. A litle giri eps lea street in the action betare you-and
 you turn around and look behind you to see if an uto la coming
 Three-dimensional photography i likely-e kind of pietures-
 with-depth that parior stereonoepes used to eder. Almost al movies
 will be in color. People wil still laugh and ery at the same thing.
 Sex and westerns eil s be with us
 Telernion's intuence will be temeo. Industry leaders like
 Cecil 8. DeMie and Dere Schary ceutlously peediet aarriage" of
 Elms and TV, Seme think televisisn will k oaly naller theaters
 Bat af there's a gyten whereby viewers can be charped fer parler
 vidro pietures, others say, therei be no theaters let
 .
 More importatly, but bearing oa both, will be the recognition
 that a Dew world unitying power-the Uaited Sutes-wili bave
 taken its plate is the center of international afalrs: forgleg a new
 "emplse," differeet trem Britain's, difecent frem Rome's, ndeed not
 an empire at all is the old ese, but neverthe new eore, a ne
 catalytie force.
 This central pesltlon of the United States will gruw out of its
 aireads-demenatrated willingess to base ite relations with ether
 nationa on a community et iaterest; out of its capabilities for lending
 ald te the underdeveloped out ef is refusal sa divide the world
 after World War II, into spheres of induesce for the benedt of the
 i
 ereat powers
 The Third World War-baring sucha mirecle as has never yet
 eecurred in relations between coustries se greatly at edds-will pow
 eut of Rusia's exaetty opposte attempts so unity the world by farce
 By the year 2000 seme set af weeld tederatioa idea should hare
 taken real form with the United States. because of its commereial
 interest in the development of other landa, becawe of the bloed it
 wil bave shed ia their behalt holding a let of vote.
 AGRICULTURE: A Golden Age
 AGOLDEN age of agrieulture-providing greater econemle seratty
 for farmers and better eating for eonsumes-may becotea
 major aorompliahment of the last hall ef the 2kh century.
 remarkable progress made in apriculture during the first half of the
 century. At the start of the cesery it reguired the efforts of twe
 anhs of the nation's population to pply the demand for farm pred-
 uets. Todayat the centery's halt-wiy mark-it takes only ane-nh
 of the populatien
 Whit has made it possible bas been largely the wark of seience-
 new and better farm machinery and blelogy.
 Foreseeing a national population of 200,000.000 by the end of the
 cenbury, these eaders prediet les than one-tenth of the peogle wl
 be needed to supply marketu fe tarm producta.
 Through the extended use of better plants and animals, tmpeeved
 tertiliaers, new gowth regulators and mete effeient machinety,
 abould be poible, Jeadets y. fer fermers te produce tutue aop
 seeds on mueh leas tand than today.
 . A major byproduct ofthe expected seed fer fewer farmers a
 Ser possible new siestide develegmenta, leaders say, should be
 peaier ability to stabilise agricultural production and supplies at
 Jevels whieh weuld provide and maintain greater security fer those
 SCIENCE: A Man-Made Planet
 THE Sest ma-made t will be crelleg around e earth by the
 I year 2000.
 Thls star's gat will be ike that ef the moon, tetected sunshine,
 wil be visib befere sunrise and after sunset it will eirele 400 to
 B00 miles way teom earth, or postibly farther.
 This little planet is kely bo be te frst of the space ships, because
 there are a lot of peactical reaons ter buding , regardles od the
 tuture ef iaterplanetary travel. It will be the aose of a step-cocket.
 .
 ene which fires ia seetions each part dropplag off o all back o earth.
 ক
 until the fisal piece attains the speed et seven miles a second. At that
 veloeity the end piece will not fal bek, but will beceme a satellite
 el erth. p
 Practicul s are nueres One is a radar beacon Apother to
 retect radio signals, fer seieaite study. Three of these small ships.
 high enough and evenly speced areund the earth might betome
 relays to serve the entire woeld with televtsion
 The first ship is ualikety te be imanned. Dut it may get pewer
 1apura from the n heat e drive electrenie equipment tindeftnitely.
 a
 on the Jand
 POLITICS: Freedom Will Survive
 be nelghaors of everyene else on earth, to whem we wih to be
 beishborly.
 The atomie age should be getting under way. Atomie power wil
 broome usetut in these areas where coad nd ell are expensive and
 where wateE pewer la not available
 LJOW will this land of eurs be governed in 0 yeact
 Much as today, perhapswith we parties contending agalnst
 AG
 **
 each sther and wiihin themaelves, with the people free to choone
 belween them, with the wianer presured from all sides yet earbed
 d euided beA pOttan tle changed sinee George Wahington's
 that the
 drat problem will le survivd ot "und one-the initia day
 And yes it is easy to sesce ourselves with other posbanies
 Some see us éridhing toward the all-powertul state, hulled by the
 veet sound ef "seurity." Seme seea need to curb eur freedom Jest
 it be used te ahield those whe plot againat . And some fear our
 treedon will be hand to save if a general wAr theuld come
 What then?
 , A military đietatership te restore the natioa's bedy, It not ita soul
 from the ravages of atomie attack? Some port of Fareism? Or, in the
 ECONOMICS: New Living Standards THIS symposium is writen by the folloving specialista tck
 I of The Assoeiated Press: J. M. Roberts, Jr, foreign
 THE natian's industrial and agrleultural plant wil be able te sup- affairs: Howard W. Blakeslee, slence: Sam Dawson
 I port 300 millien persana 0 years from nowtvice the psent econemies: Derothy Ree, women: Alexander George. AVIATION: Foolproof Flving
 pupulation. Lasd ew ungroduetive will be made to yield. Selence population; James J. Strebig, aviafion: David G. Bareuther
 will stendily inrease erep produetion per acre. Technslogiral, indu-
 trial and eeonomie advances will give the American people living movies: Ovid A. Martin, agriculture: Ed Creagh, politica
 standards eigt times as high as cew.
 Dr. Hareld G Moulton, president ef the Brookings Institutien, In
 his book, "Contesiling Factors in Economie Development," predicta
 that in the ext century thbe nation's expenditure tor food wi be
 eight times what it s new.
 construction: C.E Butterfield, teievision: Gene Handsaker.CIVL aviatien in AD. 2000 will be aceepted by the publie as readily
 as mid-century's automobile and train.
 Fight will have the precision ef coetrel found in ground vehieles name of Svcialiam, some mild or streng contrel of what we de; diree
 and shold be mere independeni of surtsce weaiher contitin Pilet- lives here, big red Thou-Shail-Nor theret
 ing will be as simple as drivinga shities car aind ringed with safe
 ards to reduce human erer. Safety will be areater in commercial.
 air tranaportation than in any ef today's trwvel methods
 Atomle engines for large eivil airerali will do away with the prob ve oome threugh-tree.
 Seme fear the werst. And yet
 We've feared the weest, while boping for the best, ever since we
 bave bees a nation, We've come through wars and depeeasiora. And
 The otal espended cach year tor housing wit be times the MEDICINE: A Longer Life Span
 20 times more, and fer reereation and travel 33 times more.
 *Tehnical ivanoen will be well datributed threughout thie ecen-VI et women to an expectation of nearly 80 and of men te over 15 t
 emy. For esample, a housewite may use an electrenie stove and
 prepare reast bDeef in lea time than it takes to set the table ered. Cancer is a lerm of growth. It is part of metabolian. Cence r
 Other eeenemuta ree with Dr. Moalton The Twentleth Century growth, nathing is now knawn. Metaboliam ia net sech complete detue tra Air mail and high priorily carge ate likely to move
 Tund, Jooking end only 10 years, feresees an Amerlcan population mystery. but is cemplex. Mest of the choeale diseases, except infee-woth faster, iveling in pilstiens misiles controlled frem pround
 of 153 millien (a coraervative estimate) whe, eonsumers, will be tiens eaused by gerins and vtruset, are based on metabolian puneations
 spending a0 iltion dollars a year. Hy 10, they prediet, the natilon wrong
 all be putting S bition dollars annually Into additienal capital Greath, metaboliam and eaneer studies will make the drst break wii end mid-century's strupele with ciant sirportt, Combinationa trend in the ancend halt et the century,
 poods, for further expansion of the industrial plant
 .
 tar apparel 26 mes mere: for bealth and edacation
 et women e an expectation of nearly 0 and of mes te ever 15 comsiaed with electrenie eges in the planes, mperise eahin preemay need to preve-to bold the eoue we thooan.
 urisation. new strustual desigas and miterial and eomplete aircraft
 The record will be better ir the cause and eure uf eancer is diiscovanti-icing will eliminate weather facters la sehedule.
 Cruising speeds of 1,000 miles an heor or bigber are probable for
 .
 TIERE every reason te believe that the steady growth of ergan
 laed aber in the fest half of 1950 will continue along the same
 New principles of lin and developmet ot denign already begun
 inte clearing another mystery. the causes ef aging After that is et rotating and fred wings nd conveational aireraft with bigh lit
 Jonown it will be possible to control sging e that elderly penona ill helinepters can eliminate long runwys
 be healthy to nearty the end of their ver
 Hepe is very geed for restrieting eancer's atark befere mee will provide doer-to-deer air freight servion.
 Laber developed to where it is teday trsm praetically nothing at
 Detachable fuelages, interchangmble between types ef airerafi, The various elements and eliques aking up the American ecobomy
 -labor is jast ene of them-are learning more and more that the
 sational security and well-being requires them s emala strong
 WOMEN: For President!
 rk, sut t or aing . or it Row appears that canoera sot om aa uta e-piates have been pertected. Iational eeurity and well-being reaulres them s emain ter
 The poeveation ef baldnes depende on atuies of growth, aging nd will be preparing for inberplanelary expiorationa, ung melhoda So as laber coms closer to reaching materity it a likely to win
 greater acceptance trom otber elements et American lite. Ts in
 seld would tend le eliminate, some of the great labor-management
 THE womana at the vtar 000 wi he an outsige DianL, Anthre-
 1 pologists and beauty experts predict, She will be more than silx
 teet tall weara sie 11 aboe, bave thouldeis te a sracer a
 muscles ikea truck driver
 Chances are ahe will be doinga mas's job, and for this reaaon wl
 Civilian scientists will have bepun their atudy of the euter space and work ngether.
 and death more an en any other now known tacne.
 Public health will inprove, especially the knoviedge of hew air
 ay ungentood in Ma-eenry.
 .
 ..
 atruggles sad ereate a smoether-working American team.
 From every indication laber is in polities to stay. peobably playing
 ia the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetional, clethen in ing as water and food were during the fast half of this century
 CONSTRUCTION: Push-Button Home
 expanding role a the years progres By the end of the cestur
 in the way. She probably wil wear the mest funetienal elethes in fare 2000, the ale probably wilt be made as safe tros disease apread
 Slack probably will be her unual workaday eostune. These will Surgery, which har bees the futest-meving side af medical
 be of synthesie er, treated to keep her warm la winter and eoel ee, will y 1000, be able to repair bodies damaged by diseas. byCURRENT trends are already skethlng bluepelsts ef what will be countrieR
 in summer, admit the benadcial ultra-violet rays and keep out heidents er by heredity o that the "lame and te hall will nearly
 burning ones. They will be light welght and equpped with pocketa diappear. Polie probably will be stopped wel befare 2000.
 for food eapsules, which she will eat inatead ot mest and potatoes.
 Her prepertions will be perfect, though Amaaonian, becuse
 scienoe wi ave perfected a Salanced ration ef itamina, protelas AlR WAR: New Terrors Ahead
 labor may have ile owa party, asa the cane in several European
 'aa good bet, toa, that by the end of the century many gevers
 alled modera in homes, apartmens and offce buildings at thel men pian Diw svaided as farms of selallam will be accepted se
 end of this century. Signs polat to vertieal eities and tying suburbs
 iule airport eommunities 100 miles nd more trom srsctAper clua mannplace. Who in 1s00 thought that by mid-centary there would
 . ..
 elus-be govenmentereralated peniona and a wark werk inited to
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Modern Life: MASHUP 43 CARTOON THEME SONGS In under 5 minutes HOW MANY CAN YOU FIND? <h3>43 canciones de dibujos animados en 5 minutos</h3> <blockquote> <p><span>1. Avatar: The Last Airbender </span><span>00:00</span><br/><span>2. Transformers </span><span>00:14</span><br/><span>3. Pokemon </span><span>00:17</span><br/><span>4. Captain Planet </span><span>00:23</span><br/><span>5. X-Men Evolution </span><span>00:27</span><br/><span>6. Sailor Moon </span><span>00:35</span><br/><span>7. Neon Genesis Evangelion </span><span>00:39</span><br/><span>8. Powerpuff Girls </span><span>00:43</span><br/><span>9. South Park </span><span>00:52</span><br/><span>10. CatDog </span><span>00:56</span><br/><span>11. G.I. Joe </span><span>01:03</span><br/><span>12. Family Guy </span><span>01:08</span><br/><span>13. Pinky and the Brain </span><span>01:15</span><br/><span>14. Pink Panther </span><span>01:19</span><br/><span>15. Dexter&rsquo;s Laboratory &amp; Rescue Rangers </span><span>01:24</span><br/><span>16. Spiderman </span><span>01:37</span><br/><span>17. Inspector Gadget </span><span>01:44</span><br/><span>18. Adventure Time </span><span>01:54</span><br/><span>19. Babar &amp; Gummi Bears </span><span>02:03</span><br/><span>20. Madeline </span><span>02:07</span><br/><span>21. Smurfs </span><span>02:13</span><br/><span>22. Doug &amp; Rugrats </span><span>02:18</span><br/><span>23. Care Bears </span><span>02:30</span><br/><span>24. Dora the Explorer </span><span>02:34</span><br/><span>25. Rocko&rsquo;s Modern Life </span><span>03:39</span><br/><span>26. Spongebob Squarepants </span><span>02:42</span><br/><span>27. Futurama &amp; Magic School Bus </span><span>02:47</span><br/><span>28. Muppet Babies </span><span>02:53</span><br/><span>29. The Simpsons </span><span>02:57</span><br/><span>30. Hey Arnold! &amp; Peanuts </span><span>03:02</span><br/><span>31. He-Man (Masters of the Universe) </span><span>03:10</span><br/><span>32. Dragon Ball Z </span><span>03:12</span><br/><span>33. Thundercats </span><span>03:18</span><br/><span>34. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles </span><span>03:23</span><br/><span>35. Johnny Bravo </span><span>03:32</span><br/><span>36. Anamaniacs </span><span>03:39</span><br/><span>37. Tiny Toon Adventures </span><span>03:51</span><br/><span>38. Goof Troop </span><span>03:56</span><br/><span>39. Duck Tales </span><span>04:01</span><br/><span>40. Bobby&rsquo;s World </span><span>04:07</span><br/><span>41. The Jetsons </span><span>04:12</span><br/><span>42. The Flintstones </span><span>04:17</span><br/><span>43. Looney Tunes </span><span>04:24</span></p> </blockquote>
Modern Life: MASHUP
 43 CARTOON
 THEME SONGS
 In under 5 minutes
 HOW MANY CAN YOU FIND?
<h3>43 canciones de dibujos animados en 5 minutos</h3>
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<p><span>1. Avatar: The Last Airbender </span><span>00:00</span><br/><span>2. Transformers </span><span>00:14</span><br/><span>3. Pokemon </span><span>00:17</span><br/><span>4. Captain Planet </span><span>00:23</span><br/><span>5. X-Men Evolution </span><span>00:27</span><br/><span>6. Sailor Moon </span><span>00:35</span><br/><span>7. Neon Genesis Evangelion </span><span>00:39</span><br/><span>8. Powerpuff Girls </span><span>00:43</span><br/><span>9. South Park </span><span>00:52</span><br/><span>10. CatDog </span><span>00:56</span><br/><span>11. G.I. Joe </span><span>01:03</span><br/><span>12. Family Guy </span><span>01:08</span><br/><span>13. Pinky and the Brain </span><span>01:15</span><br/><span>14. Pink Panther </span><span>01:19</span><br/><span>15. Dexter&rsquo;s Laboratory &amp; Rescue Rangers </span><span>01:24</span><br/><span>16. Spiderman </span><span>01:37</span><br/><span>17. Inspector Gadget </span><span>01:44</span><br/><span>18. Adventure Time </span><span>01:54</span><br/><span>19. Babar &amp; Gummi Bears </span><span>02:03</span><br/><span>20. Madeline </span><span>02:07</span><br/><span>21. Smurfs </span><span>02:13</span><br/><span>22. Doug &amp; Rugrats </span><span>02:18</span><br/><span>23. Care Bears </span><span>02:30</span><br/><span>24. Dora the Explorer </span><span>02:34</span><br/><span>25. Rocko&rsquo;s Modern Life </span><span>03:39</span><br/><span>26. Spongebob Squarepants </span><span>02:42</span><br/><span>27. Futurama &amp; Magic School Bus </span><span>02:47</span><br/><span>28. Muppet Babies </span><span>02:53</span><br/><span>29. The Simpsons </span><span>02:57</span><br/><span>30. Hey Arnold! &amp; Peanuts </span><span>03:02</span><br/><span>31. He-Man (Masters of the Universe) </span><span>03:10</span><br/><span>32. Dragon Ball Z </span><span>03:12</span><br/><span>33. Thundercats </span><span>03:18</span><br/><span>34. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles </span><span>03:23</span><br/><span>35. Johnny Bravo </span><span>03:32</span><br/><span>36. Anamaniacs </span><span>03:39</span><br/><span>37. Tiny Toon Adventures </span><span>03:51</span><br/><span>38. Goof Troop </span><span>03:56</span><br/><span>39. Duck Tales </span><span>04:01</span><br/><span>40. Bobby&rsquo;s World </span><span>04:07</span><br/><span>41. The Jetsons </span><span>04:12</span><br/><span>42. The Flintstones </span><span>04:17</span><br/><span>43. Looney Tunes </span><span>04:24</span></p>
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<h3>43 canciones de dibujos animados en 5 minutos</h3> <blockquote> <p><span>1. Avatar: The Last Airbender </span><span>00:00</span><br/>...