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Ass, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p> </blockquote> <p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p> </blockquote> <p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p> <p>How do you feel?</p> </blockquote> <p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>
Ass, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S
 VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL
 FORCE.
 7 LET
 ME ASSURE
 YOU THAT I
 SUBSCRIBE
 TO NO SUCH
<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote>
<p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p>
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<p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p>
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<p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p>
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<p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p>
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p>
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<p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p>
<p>How do you feel?</p>
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<p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p>
<p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p>
<p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
<p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p>
<p><b>Abilities</b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p>
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<p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p>
<p>-Obsidian</p>
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<p>So glad this post has blown up</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>

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