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Ass, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. 7 LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote> <p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p> </blockquote> <p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p> </blockquote> <p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p> <p>How do you feel?</p> </blockquote> <p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p> </blockquote> <p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p> <p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p> <p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p> <p><b>Abilities</b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p> <p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p> <p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p> </blockquote> <p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p> <p>-Obsidian</p> </blockquote> <p>So glad this post has blown up</p> </blockquote> <p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>
Ass, Batman, and Bitch: PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER'S
 VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL
 FORCE.
 7 LET
 ME ASSURE
 YOU THAT I
 SUBSCRIBE
 TO NO SUCH
<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://obsidianthunderwolf.tumblr.com/post/168824690508/lastsonlost-spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">obsidianthunderwolf</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168823018997/spawnfreak73-blog-lastsonlost-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/168810215715/lastsonlost-kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/168809256967/kaldicuct-quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808675706/quoth-the-fool-kaldicuct-net-lady" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://quoth-the-fool.tumblr.com/post/168808389078/kaldicuct-net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">quoth-the-fool</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/168808168846/net-lady-unlimited-padoru-works" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://net-lady.tumblr.com/post/168807410957/unlimited-padoru-works-the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">net-lady</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://unlimited-padoru-works.tumblr.com/post/168730532712/the-real-todd-howard" class="tumblr_blog">unlimited-padoru-works</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/168684949269/officially-william-dudley-pelley" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://officially-william-dudley-pelley.tumblr.com/post/168683895996/iggystone101-funnypages-alfred-and-his" class="tumblr_blog">officially-william-dudley-pelley</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://iggystone101.tumblr.com/post/168628157103/funnypages-alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster" class="tumblr_blog">iggystone101</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168363640607/alfred-and-his-boomstick-booster-gold-12" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Alfred and his boomstick</p></blockquote>
<p>Booster Gold #12<br/></p>
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<p>I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred</p>
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<p>Alfred is going to paint the walls</p>
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<p>“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”</p>
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a136b094aaa950d2db3de5b03e689b7/tumblr_inline_p18dr3DQir1uxlblr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="430" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313f68b8cc6f3aa23f16c9f833efb373/tumblr_inline_p18de287jw1uxlblr_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="433"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mkuiNpl8ox7DPrBUheN6jvQ">@pandorawriter</a> </p>
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<p>Now that I’m on my computer.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b0b47167db6540af3459c87da2e5511/tumblr_inline_p1cfyrgDxK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1249"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/953d64a5f8138abfcbba9a14a92d1287/tumblr_inline_p1cfz1Ifne1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="768" data-orig-width="499"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3e8f2b57bb0a6eb94f7196f44eb22d1/tumblr_inline_p1cfzfoqIK1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="2048" data-orig-width="1536"/></figure><p>You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.</p>
<p>How do you feel?</p>
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<p>I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.</p>
<p>I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7ba16d7c5e4824654b8acf4de92e03e3/tumblr_inline_p1cgjqe95t1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="423" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>In case you didn’t catch it….</p>
<p>ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6dbe1d8a625c7bdc3f5a8cf6a98de9e/tumblr_inline_p1cgkq69n01rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="467"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f35dc11b559c7000c46162523d07ec3e/tumblr_inline_p1cgl26hhw1rijovx_540.jpg" data-orig-height="443" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGBkhToub8ys"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GBkhToub8ys?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbCFjfm-3sZI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bCFjfm-3sZI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhNC9fk72MZg"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/hNC9fk72MZg?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
<p style="">Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.</p>
<p><b>Abilities</b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Acting"><b>Acting</b></a>: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.</p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Hand-to-Hand_Combat_(Advanced)"><b>Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)</b></a></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Leadership">Leadership</a></b></p>
<p><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine"><b>Medicine</b></a>: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the <a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Family">Batman Family</a>.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Military_Protocol">Military Protocol</a></b></p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Mimicry">Mimicry</a></b>: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Stick_Fighting">Stick Fighting</a></b>: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.</p>
<p><b><a href="http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis">actical Analysis</a></b></p>
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<p>This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.</p>
<p>-Obsidian</p>
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<p>So glad this post has blown up</p>
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<p>Plot twist: while bats was hanging out being moody and dressing up, Alfred was behind the scenes doing the real ass kicking.</p>

<p><a href="http://funnypages.tumblr.com/post/168875365831/obsidianthunderwolf-lastsonlost" class="tumblr_blog">funnypages</a>:</p><blockquo...

Anaconda, Apparently, and Dude: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168186186472/totally-rad-blog-dude" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://totally-rad-blog-dude.tumblr.com/post/168185804187/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">totally-rad-blog-dude</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168185230177/redbloodedamerica-secretly-a-panda-bear" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/168185070362/secretly-a-panda-bear-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://secretly-a-panda-bear.tumblr.com/post/168184276990/reasonandempathy-notyourmoderate" class="tumblr_blog">secretly-a-panda-bear</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/168180851026/notyourmoderate-in-all-conscience" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://notyourmoderate.tumblr.com/post/168180608693/in-all-conscience-ranma-official" class="tumblr_blog">notyourmoderate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://in-all-conscience.tumblr.com/post/168109518162/ranma-official-redbloodedamerica-the-truth" class="tumblr_blog">in-all-conscience</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ranma-official.tumblr.com/post/168088061435/redbloodedamerica-the-truth-about-soy-boys-is" class="tumblr_blog">ranma-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/167943591756/the-truth-about-soy-boys-is-soy-food-consumption" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>The Truth About Soy Boys</h2> <blockquote> <p><i>Is soy food consumption turning men into pussies and making them more likely to adopt left-wing beliefs?</i></p> <p><i>You’ve probably seen the Buzzfeed Try Guys video where they measure their testosterone and it’s literally half or less the normal level for a man.  Their testosterone is so low, it’s below the average for a 85-100 year old man.</i></p> <p><i>Imagine my shock.</i></p> <p><i>As we know, the only men who seriously watch Buzzfeed are tofu-eating, male feminist , virtue-signaling, beta orbiter, soy boys.  Which led me to one of the funniest things on Twitter ever!  This guy has <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/toomuchsoy">compiled a huge list</a> of the most virulently insufferable far-leftists on Twitter.  And guess what?  They all consume soy products in copious quantities.  Soy boys!</i></p> </blockquote> <p>This may be my favorite new conspiracy.  It just makes so much sense.</p> </blockquote> <p> i can’t believe redbloodedamerica is not only a fan of paul joseph fatlips but also unironically bought the soyboy shit <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t believe there are people who thought this ridiculousness isn’t exactly RBA’s level.</p> </blockquote> <p>When I heard about “soy boy” I immediately made a list of names. RBA was on that list. </p> </blockquote> <p>Purely for educational purposes:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/eating-soy-increase-estrogen-production-2870.html"> Soy isoflavones activate your body’s estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body’s natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. <b>Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body’s production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels. </b></a><br/></p></blockquote> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.pcrm.org/health/cancer-resources/ask/ask-the-expert-soy"> For men and boys, the phytoestrogens in soy do not appear to have any effect on hormone levels and have not been shown to affect sexual development or fertility. Research studies show that men consuming soy have less prostate cancer and better prostate cancer survival.</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Also</p> <figure data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/91dac7965b40ac9926640acff0b0f148/tumblr_inline_p0fmy4M2W11tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/040256d895fa4f79ebc9a18892d41a1d/tumblr_inline_p0fn06fqfD1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Looks like Paul is a soy boy.</p> </blockquote> <p>It appears that all the right <strike>morons</strike> soy boys took this seriously. </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7cec870c75c00d8cf996a0132478cb1/tumblr_inline_p0fx7l5Ndk1r1jtxd_540.png" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><p>It’s also nice to see that @reasonandempathy finally blocked me like a sniveling soy boy.  It’s amusing because he is the one that has only commented on my posts.  I don’t think I have ever visited his sorry blog once. So, I suppose blocking me would seem like some self-regulating measure to restrain himself from commenting on my posts but here we are nonetheless.  He apparently can’t help himself.  </p></blockquote> <p>Is this a new meme?</p><p>I never understood it. The memes are coming too fast and furious for my small mind to comprehend. I’m getting old.</p></blockquote> <p>I was so ready to debunk this, but people already did it. BLESS! &lt;3</p><p>I would also like to say soy helps women going through menopause! </p></blockquote> <p>I never liked soy because it made potatoes seem like they were bursting with flavor. I never associated it with being effeminate </p></blockquote> <p>I have actually heard that it raises your estrogen levels. I had a friend who used to use it when working out and he stopped because it made him really hormonal and moody. But that’s not empirical science it’s just what I’ve heard.</p>
Anaconda, Apparently, and Dude: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168186186472/totally-rad-blog-dude" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://totally-rad-blog-dude.tumblr.com/post/168185804187/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">totally-rad-blog-dude</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168185230177/redbloodedamerica-secretly-a-panda-bear" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/168185070362/secretly-a-panda-bear-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://secretly-a-panda-bear.tumblr.com/post/168184276990/reasonandempathy-notyourmoderate" class="tumblr_blog">secretly-a-panda-bear</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/168180851026/notyourmoderate-in-all-conscience" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://notyourmoderate.tumblr.com/post/168180608693/in-all-conscience-ranma-official" class="tumblr_blog">notyourmoderate</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://in-all-conscience.tumblr.com/post/168109518162/ranma-official-redbloodedamerica-the-truth" class="tumblr_blog">in-all-conscience</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ranma-official.tumblr.com/post/168088061435/redbloodedamerica-the-truth-about-soy-boys-is" class="tumblr_blog">ranma-official</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/167943591756/the-truth-about-soy-boys-is-soy-food-consumption" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<h2>The Truth About Soy Boys</h2>
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<p><i>Is soy food consumption turning men into pussies and making them more likely to adopt left-wing beliefs?</i></p>
<p><i>You’ve probably seen the Buzzfeed Try Guys video where they measure their testosterone and it’s literally half or less the normal level for a man.  Their testosterone is so low, it’s below the average for a 85-100 year old man.</i></p>
<p><i>Imagine my shock.</i></p>
<p><i>As we know, the only men who seriously watch Buzzfeed are tofu-eating, male feminist , virtue-signaling, beta orbiter, soy boys.  Which led me to one of the funniest things on Twitter ever!  This guy has <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/toomuchsoy">compiled a huge list</a> of the most virulently insufferable far-leftists on Twitter.  And guess what?  They all consume soy products in copious quantities.  Soy boys!</i></p>
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<p>This may be my favorite new conspiracy.  It just makes so much sense.</p>
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<p>
i can’t believe redbloodedamerica is not only a fan of paul joseph fatlips but also unironically bought the soyboy shit

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<p>I can’t believe there are people who thought this ridiculousness isn’t exactly RBA’s level.</p>
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<p>When I heard about “soy boy” I immediately made a list of names. RBA was on that list. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Purely for educational purposes:</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/eating-soy-increase-estrogen-production-2870.html">

Soy isoflavones activate your body’s estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body’s natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. <b>Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body’s production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels.

</b></a><br/></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.pcrm.org/health/cancer-resources/ask/ask-the-expert-soy">

For men and boys, the phytoestrogens in soy do not appear to have any effect on hormone levels and have not been shown to affect sexual development or fertility. Research studies show that men consuming soy have less prostate cancer and better prostate cancer survival.</a><br/></p></blockquote>
<p>Also</p>
<figure data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/91dac7965b40ac9926640acff0b0f148/tumblr_inline_p0fmy4M2W11tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/040256d895fa4f79ebc9a18892d41a1d/tumblr_inline_p0fn06fqfD1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Looks like Paul is a soy boy.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It appears that all the right <strike>morons</strike> soy boys took this seriously. </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7cec870c75c00d8cf996a0132478cb1/tumblr_inline_p0fx7l5Ndk1r1jtxd_540.png" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><p>It’s also nice to see that @reasonandempathy finally blocked me like a sniveling soy boy.  It’s amusing because he is the one that has only commented on my posts.  I don’t think I have ever visited his sorry blog once. So, I suppose blocking me would seem like some self-regulating measure to restrain himself from commenting on my posts but here we are nonetheless.  He apparently can’t help himself.  </p></blockquote>

<p>Is this a new meme?</p><p>I never understood it. The memes are coming too fast and furious for my small mind to comprehend. I’m getting old.</p></blockquote>

<p>I was so ready to debunk this, but people already did it.  BLESS! &lt;3</p><p>I would also like to say soy helps women going through menopause! </p></blockquote>

<p>I never liked soy because it made potatoes seem like they were bursting with flavor. I never associated it with being effeminate </p></blockquote>

<p>I have actually heard that it raises your estrogen levels. I had a friend who used to use it when working out and he stopped because it made him really hormonal and moody. But that’s not empirical science it’s just what I’ve heard.</p>

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