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Community, Fucking, and Gif: Cliftrigger, ll @seabethree Follow Unveiling a New Flag for the Black LGBTQ Community Unveiling a New Flag for the Black LGBTQ Community It's the first of its kind a LGBTQ flag for the black community was unveiled in Montreal last week. It also opened the Pride Parade in the city over the weekend. en.daily.vice.com yaminoendo: nico-incognito: doobiewrap: inourwildest-dreams: ezrasbarry: nektannneightyfour: the-real-eye-to-see: It is perfect! #LGBTQ I don’t think it’s proper. You can’t spread equality with a closed fist. You sound mad fucking stupid man shut the hell up I think this creates a separation in the LGTB community. Why not just have one flag for everyone? There are literal hundreds of LGBT flag variations to upfift said Race/Religion/Country  Even ones for the specific areas in the LGBT community  How the fuck is this any different? Why is it everytime black people come up with something for themselves y'all have to come out with this show your entire asses with this “segregation” shit.  Suck on my entire dick Also, if you’re in this thread and have never made nor reblogged a post about the way POC, especially Black people are treated in the LGBTQ community then motherfuck you. We wouldn’t feel the need to remind you that we’re here, if you didn’t treat us like we weren’t. Originally posted by yourreactiongifs
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 Unveiling a New Flag for the Black LGBTQ
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 Unveiling a New Flag for the Black LGBTQ Community
 It's the first of its kind a LGBTQ flag for the black community was unveiled in
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nico-incognito:

doobiewrap:

inourwildest-dreams:

ezrasbarry:

nektannneightyfour:

the-real-eye-to-see:

It is perfect!
#LGBTQ

I don’t think it’s proper. You can’t spread equality with a closed fist.

You sound mad fucking stupid man shut the hell up

I think this creates a separation in the LGTB community. Why not just have one flag for everyone?

There are literal hundreds of LGBT flag variations to upfift said Race/Religion/Country 
Even ones for the specific areas in the LGBT community 
How the fuck is this any different? Why is it everytime black people come up with something for themselves y'all have to come out with this show your entire asses with this “segregation” shit. 

Suck on my entire dick

Also, if you’re in this thread and have never made nor reblogged a post about the way POC, especially Black people are treated in the LGBTQ community then motherfuck you. We wouldn’t feel the need to remind you that we’re here, if you didn’t treat us like we weren’t.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

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America, Apparently, and Bad: A MEN POC P SE ONLY THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE MAY 27 Fox Apologizes For 'X-Men: Apocalypse' Chokehold Ad deadline.com 111 Shares Comment Share I Like 214 Will Gough Yeah, I mean God forbid an ancient super powered being, hell bent on World destruction, holds someone by their throat It's almost like he's a bad guy or something Friday at 21:01 Edited Like 137 Reply innginip com emgiilip com Will Gough Yeah, mean God forbid an ancient super powered being, hell bent on World destruction, holds someone by their throat. It's almost like he's a bad guy or something Friday at 21:01 Edited. Like 137 Reply Erin Bell Okay, then let's compare the number of film advertisements with a woman being violently attacked assaulted by a man versus a man being violently attacked/assaulted by a man. Friday at 22:25 Like 3 Reply Will Gough Totally, mean it's not like the trailer for X- Men: Apocalypse has the titular villain slam James McAvoy into a wall. Oh, wait. Friday at 22:26 Like 5. Reply emgflip com Will Gough There's also this COMING SOON Friday at 22:32 Like 3. Reply Will Gough Oh oh and this DIVIDED WE FALL CNI WAR inngifilip com Chaz Harris They are both fighting in action poses treating them as equals in the BvsS poster and the shield is separating Iron Man and Captain America from any direct violence Friday at 22:35. Like 1. Reply Rachael Branas This comment. I 100% agree with you. Everyone is so bothered by everything. don't know what planet the people that are complaining live on I however do not live on a planet where x-men exist. It's for a movie. The violence against male and female characters exist on tv and in movies. Kim possible fights men. Wilma and Velma from scooby doo faced the opposite sex. guess we should just ensure that all future movies and tv shows only use the same sex to fight each other. Watch out black widow you no longer can seduce men to get them where you want them in a fight because your not allowed to be a bad Friday at 22:39 Unlike 4 Reply inngifilip com Erin Bell Both men are on their feet and in control. Neither is fully dominating the shot. Equal stance, equal fighting partners. Friday at 22:48 Like 1 Reply Will Gough Ya, it was really equal when Batman beat the ving shit out of Supes in the movie. Totally equal Friday at 22:48 Edited Like Reply Erin Bell Captain America has a shield; he is still in control. He is crowding out Iron Man Friday at 22:49 Like Reply Will Gough So I guess Prof X was in control when Apocalypse slammed him into a wall? guess Iron Man was in control when Bucky AND Cap teamed up and shield bashed his face in? The list goes on and on and on. Friday at 22:51. Like 2 Reply Erin Bell An Here's myl many other people's point: this ad like all ads, is made up of a series of choices This billboard for the movie shows a female character being choked by what appears to be a male-ish villain. But it doesn't actually matter that the villain is male; the ad is still depicting violence aginst a woman (who yes, happens to have powers to mutate into any gender, but that's not really who she is those are just her powers). There was mention of James McAvoy being slammed into a wall ok, yes, that's violence against a man. But is his airway being closed? Are his feet off the ground? He can probably still get up, dust himself off, and get back into the fight. Mystique doesn't have that option in this ad Mystique's powers don't let her overcome great acts of physical violence. She can die from this. TL DR why not have Prof. X being choked and Mystique slammed against a wall? Friday at 22:59 Like Reply emgiilip com inngflip com Will Gough Yeah, McAvoy can't really get up, dust himself off and get back to the fight cause he can't walk. Oh that's right yeah, he got shot in the spine thanks to Magneto (a dude). And also, yes his feet are off the ground. He's literally picked up by his feet and thrown like a rag doll. Also you're saying she could die from a choke hold but Prof X couldn't die from being thunder fucked into a bloody wall? Give over. Also Mystique dusts her self off after Apocalypse grabs her, she chose to fight him despite her lack of fight powers compared to his. It's actually important that she does. Or would you rather she (and Jean and Storm and Psylocke) just stand back and let the guys fight? TL DR: Girl fights and stands up for her friends? You complain. Girl stands at the back and let's the guys fight? You complain. Friday at 23:05 Edited Like 8 Reply Erin Bell Like, if her character dies bc her powers can't stand up against him, that's storytelling. But cinematography is about realizing the power of the image. There are implications behind a male-appearing person withholding choice/ breath from a female-appearing person. The way the ad designer made her tiny compared to him; the tagline about how only strong will survive (aka not her apparently)...it's the same reason you won't see a white supervillain casually choking a black/POC superhero Being a fictional character doesn't excuse the character from the rules of the real world. This might not have been as big of an issue if they chose any other battle still. Friday at 23:10 Like Reply emgiilip com emgiilip com Will Gough She looks small because Apocalypse is a big motherfucker. Also it's a screenshot from the movie not a poster poster. She does survive tho, you muppet. Also Thor choked Tony Stark (sans armour) like this in Age of Ultron and Black Panther and Falcon fought a bunch of white dudes in Civil War. "Rules of the real World" really do not fucking apply to a genocidal maniac mutant who at that point in the movie had killed thousands of people. Friday at 23:15 Edited Like 8 Reply flip Chris Kurtz When Mystique is being choke held in the poster for a movie, from a scene where she made Apocalypse a nice dinner, or after coming home from work, only to say the "wrong" thing that incites him to beat up on her, and choke hold her; then I'll scream domestic violence l'll scream that this glorifies violence against women. Until then, Erin and others like you, GET. A. GRIP Mystique is a character, from a movie. She is in full MYSTIQUE mode here (not every day woman mode), using her mutant powers. Her sex is ENTIRELY secondary, if it lists at all, in this (just the way it should be, right?! Equality.) She, like other mutants, are getting their butts handed to them by a very bad character. In. A. Comic book/superhero Movie. Not a dramatization of real life, not real life It's FANTASY. The moment you start censoring the fantasy in a movie, it's the moment you start censoring creativity. And how dare you try to take that from the world?! This is an artistic expression of a tense scene in the movie. Not REAL LIFE. And if you can't tell the difference, l'd suggest you heavily immerse yourself in therapy. Because just because you have trouble telling the difference doesn't mean the rest of the world must be censored for you. inngifilip com Steven Haar Be careful while stating logic and facts while putting people like Erin Bell in her place. You may be accused of being mysogynist. And since Mystique is blue, l'm surprised the politically incorrect pc police hasn't also branded the poster racist. Yesterday at 00:16 Like 5 Reply flip Jaho Koo I remember a variation of this being on the billboards in Europe everywhere Yesterday at 15:27 Like Reply Alfredo Ramos Yesterday at 18:14 Like Reply X-treme violence against women
America, Apparently, and Bad: A MEN
 POC P SE
 ONLY THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE
 MAY 27
 Fox Apologizes For 'X-Men: Apocalypse'
 Chokehold Ad
 deadline.com
 111 Shares
 Comment
 Share
 I Like
 214
 Will Gough
 Yeah, I mean God forbid an ancient super
 powered being, hell bent on World
 destruction, holds someone by their throat
 It's almost like he's a bad guy or something
 Friday at 21:01 Edited Like 137 Reply
 innginip com

 emgiilip com
 Will Gough
 Yeah, mean God forbid an ancient super
 powered being, hell bent on World
 destruction, holds someone by their throat.
 It's almost like he's a bad guy or something
 Friday at 21:01 Edited. Like 137 Reply
 Erin Bell
 Okay, then let's compare the number of film
 advertisements with a woman being violently
 attacked assaulted by a man versus a man
 being violently attacked/assaulted by a man.
 Friday at 22:25 Like 3 Reply
 Will Gough
 Totally, mean it's not like the trailer for X-
 Men: Apocalypse has the titular villain slam
 James McAvoy into a wall. Oh, wait.
 Friday at 22:26 Like 5. Reply

 emgflip com
 Will Gough
 There's also this
 COMING SOON
 Friday at 22:32 Like 3. Reply
 Will Gough
 Oh oh and this
 DIVIDED WE FALL
 CNI WAR

 inngifilip com
 Chaz Harris
 They are both fighting in action poses treating
 them as equals in the BvsS poster and the
 shield is separating Iron Man and Captain
 America from any direct violence
 Friday at 22:35. Like 1. Reply
 Rachael Branas
 This comment. I 100% agree with you.
 Everyone is so bothered by everything. don't
 know what planet the people that are
 complaining live on I however do not live on a
 planet where x-men exist. It's for a movie. The
 violence against male and female characters
 exist on tv and in movies. Kim possible fights
 men. Wilma and Velma from scooby doo
 faced the opposite sex. guess we should just
 ensure that all future movies and tv shows
 only use the same sex to fight each other.
 Watch out black widow you no longer can
 seduce men to get them where you want
 them in a fight because your not allowed to be
 a bad Friday at 22:39 Unlike
 4 Reply

 inngifilip com
 Erin Bell
 Both men are on their feet and in control.
 Neither is fully dominating the shot. Equal
 stance, equal fighting partners.
 Friday at 22:48 Like 1 Reply
 Will Gough
 Ya, it was really equal when Batman beat the
 ving shit out of Supes in the movie. Totally
 equal
 Friday at 22:48 Edited Like Reply
 Erin Bell
 Captain America has a shield; he is still in
 control. He is crowding out Iron Man
 Friday at 22:49 Like Reply
 Will Gough
 So I guess Prof X was in control when
 Apocalypse slammed him into a wall? guess
 Iron Man was in control when Bucky AND Cap
 teamed up and shield bashed his face in? The
 list goes on and on and on.
 Friday at 22:51. Like 2 Reply

 Erin Bell
 An Here's myl many other people's point: this ad
 like all ads, is made up of a series of choices
 This billboard for the movie shows a female
 character being choked by what appears to
 be a male-ish villain. But it doesn't actually
 matter that the villain is male; the ad is still
 depicting violence aginst a woman (who yes,
 happens to have powers to mutate into any
 gender, but that's not really who she is
 those are just her powers). There was mention
 of James McAvoy being slammed into a wall
 ok, yes, that's violence against a man. But is
 his airway being closed? Are his feet off the
 ground? He can probably still get up, dust
 himself off, and get back into the fight.
 Mystique doesn't have that option in this ad
 Mystique's powers don't let her overcome
 great acts of physical violence. She can die
 from this.
 TL DR why not have Prof. X being choked
 and Mystique slammed against a wall?
 Friday at 22:59 Like Reply
 emgiilip com

 inngflip com
 Will Gough
 Yeah, McAvoy can't really get up, dust himself
 off and get back to the fight cause he can't
 walk. Oh that's right yeah, he got shot in the
 spine thanks to Magneto (a dude). And also,
 yes his feet are off the ground. He's literally
 picked up by his feet and thrown like a rag
 doll. Also you're saying she could die from a
 choke hold but Prof X couldn't die from being
 thunder fucked into a bloody wall? Give over.
 Also Mystique dusts her self off after
 Apocalypse grabs her, she chose to fight him
 despite her lack of fight powers compared to
 his. It's actually important that she does. Or
 would you rather she (and Jean and Storm
 and Psylocke) just stand back and let the guys
 fight?
 TL DR: Girl fights and stands up for her
 friends? You complain.
 Girl stands at the back and let's the guys
 fight? You complain.
 Friday at 23:05 Edited Like 8 Reply

 Erin Bell
 Like, if her character dies bc her powers can't
 stand up against him, that's storytelling. But
 cinematography is about realizing the power
 of the image. There are implications behind a
 male-appearing person withholding choice/
 breath from a female-appearing person. The
 way the ad designer made her tiny compared
 to him; the tagline about how only strong will
 survive (aka not her apparently)...it's the same
 reason you won't see a white supervillain
 casually choking a black/POC superhero
 Being a fictional character doesn't excuse the
 character from the rules of the real world.
 This might not have been as big of an issue if
 they chose any other battle still.
 Friday at 23:10 Like Reply
 emgiilip com

 emgiilip com
 Will Gough
 She looks small because Apocalypse is a big
 motherfucker. Also it's a screenshot from the
 movie not a poster poster.
 She does survive tho, you muppet.
 Also Thor choked Tony Stark (sans armour)
 like this in Age of Ultron and Black Panther
 and Falcon fought a bunch of white dudes in
 Civil War.
 "Rules of the real World" really do not fucking
 apply to a genocidal maniac mutant who at
 that point in the movie had killed thousands of
 people.
 Friday at 23:15 Edited Like 8 Reply

 flip
 Chris Kurtz
 When Mystique is being choke held in the
 poster for a movie, from a scene where she
 made Apocalypse a nice dinner, or after
 coming home from work, only to say the
 "wrong" thing that incites him to beat up on
 her, and choke hold her; then I'll scream
 domestic violence
 l'll scream that this
 glorifies violence against women.
 Until then, Erin and others like you, GET. A.
 GRIP
 Mystique is a character, from a movie. She is
 in full MYSTIQUE mode here (not every day
 woman mode), using her mutant powers. Her
 sex is ENTIRELY secondary, if it lists at all, in
 this (just the way it should be, right?!
 Equality.) She, like other mutants, are getting
 their butts handed to them by a very bad
 character. In. A. Comic book/superhero Movie.
 Not a dramatization of real life, not real life
 It's FANTASY. The moment you start
 censoring the fantasy in a movie, it's the
 moment you start censoring creativity. And
 how dare you try to take that from the world?!
 This is an artistic expression of a tense scene
 in the movie. Not REAL LIFE. And if you can't
 tell the difference, l'd suggest you heavily
 immerse yourself in therapy. Because just
 because you have trouble telling the
 difference doesn't mean the rest of the world
 must be censored for you.

 inngifilip com
 Steven Haar
 Be careful while stating logic and facts while
 putting people like Erin Bell in her place. You
 may be accused of being mysogynist.
 And since Mystique is blue, l'm surprised the
 politically incorrect pc police hasn't also
 branded the poster racist.
 Yesterday at 00:16 Like
 5 Reply

 flip
 Jaho Koo
 I remember a variation of this being on the
 billboards in Europe everywhere
 Yesterday at 15:27 Like Reply
 Alfredo Ramos
 Yesterday at 18:14 Like Reply
X-treme violence against women

X-treme violence against women

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 Responder: Noths is her husband.

 We'll be walking around a supermarket or
 wherever, and he will stop, staring at the
 watermelon with a look of respect, put his hand
 on my shoulder and say: "what-a-melon!"

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 A woman is at her father's deathbed.
 She hasn't seen him in years and
 now they only have a few moments
 left.
 "Dad, I'm sorry," she whispers.
 "Goodbye, Sorry," he says, "I'm
 dead
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 Guess what
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 Okay I'll
 tell ya.
 It's
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 A proud new dad sits down to have adrink with his father
 "Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, l think it's time to
 give you this
 Dad, you don't mean
 "Yes son, l do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition"
 Dad
 I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
 Hi honoured", replies his father.
 "I'm dad".
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 Dad
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 Don't come home me and your
 mom are getting it on tonight
 HAHAHA gotta hate autocorrect,
 right?
 What do you mean
 You made a typo right look
 at your last text
 No l did not make a typo

 Guess what time
 the man went
 to the dentist?
 Tooth hurt -y.
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 SON, UR 2 NOW
 OLD ENUFF FOR THE TALK
 IM DROWNIN IN IT
 WRITTEN BY GO TORMNY PICKEALS
 SEE, SEX IS A LOT
 LIKE A OCEAN
 LOL NOW PUT UR HAND uP
 THIS IS CALLED A HIGH FIVE
 DRAWN BY VECTORBELLY

 Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor.
 Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano?
 Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days.
 Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument.

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 Today 12:50 PM
 Did you hear about the
 cheese factory that
 exploded in France?
 There was nothing left but
 de Brie
 Today 2:10 PM
 Ur sick
 I thought it was a Gouda
 joke
 to rethink
 I am telling
 the Yes
 Don't make me out to be
 some kind of muenster!
 Delivered

 On a walk today with my family. We
 get onto the game what would you
 do? ask what would you do If fell
 down a cliff. My sister says call him
 an ambulance.
 My dad's reply, "how would that
 help, he's down a cliff dieing, and
 I'm shouting, LUCAS YOUR AN
 AMBULANCE"
 My dad ladies and gentlemen

 Shhh
 Don't skin me like that
 WHY ALL THESE POTATO
 PUNS?
 You could say
 It's because
 Potato puns are..
 Apeeling.

 Dad: What do you want for your birthday?
 Son
 want a remote control car dad
 Dad: Say no more son

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 So I'm Watching the Incredibles with the family and this happened
 Syndrome "And when everyone is super, no one will be."
 My Dad "Who is no one and why does he get to be super."
 My Dad Bursts out laughing
 Everone else
 REALLY!

 Dad X
 Messages
 Edit
 Hey dad do u belive in ghosts??
 No son, there is no such things
 as ghosts.
 But our maid said that ghost
 were real
 Pack your bags
 Meet me in
 he car now
 Y
 WE DONT HAVE A MAID
 NED.com Send
 smart
 How did Anakin know what
 gift Obi-Wan was going
 to give him?
 He felt his
 presents.
 Dad fokes Wall of Shame
 hortobeadad.com SAO

 jungwildeandfree:
 thisismedisa
 ear in
 l stubbed my toe and naturally l
 screamed "mOTHERFUCKER'' and
 then my dad poked his head out of
 the livingroom and said "you
 rang?"
 hats off for the ultimate dad joke
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 What did the beach say to
 the other beach?
 Oh my god what now?
 Nothing they just waved
 Oh.
 Did you see what i did
 there?
 No.
 Im shore you did.
 How do you have friends?
 Don't be such a beach.

 My kid said to me "Dad,What's ET
 Short for OTO Whichi replied.
 because he's got little legs.

 WHAT DID THE HAT SAY TO THE HAT RACK?
 YOU STAY HERE ITM GOING TO GO ON AHEAD

 DRACULA DOESNT HAVE MANY FRIENDS
 BECAUSE HES A
 PAIN IN THE NECK

 MISS THE OLD
 TELEPHONES
 THEY WERE KINKY

 TURNING POINT
 By ANDYMAN1943
 What's that wheel on your belt?
 WWW.TOONDOO.COM
 Arrr, it's driving me nuts!

 WOULD YOU LIKE SOMECHEESE
 WITH THAT WHINEP

 "Son, did you hear about that actress
 who was killed recently...Reese
 Withers...Wither-something."
 Son: Witherspoon?"
 Dad: "No, with a knife.

 Dad Joke Han Solo
 adadiokohansolo 13h
 What is a bounty hunter's favorite cheese?
 Boba Feta
 I'm sorry @KyloR3n was that joke to
 #cheesy for you!? Haha!

 I WOULD TELL A JOKE ABOUT
 PIZZA, BUT IT'S A LITTLE
 CHEESV.
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 Heineken
 THEVD BE BRD IF THEW LUERENT DAD'S
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 #DAD JOKES
 THEV D BE BAD IF THEW WEREn T DAD'S
 Heineken
 open your world

 DAD, Text
 Did you notice the big leek in
 the bathroom when you left?
 1:03p
 No
 2:11p
 type a text message
 2:51
 2:06p

 DAD JOKES
 top
 Aop
 What are you doing?
 I'm measuring
 your patience
 illustrations eswatercolour ~joke u/Oreosmooshy

 My dad came back from a business trip in
 America:
 ME: So, what's it like in San Francisco?
 DAD: A lot like Ireland, though everyone wears
 short-sleeved tops.
 ME: Why, is it really hot there?
 DAD: No, Americans wear short sleeves for
 constitutional reasons.
 ME: What
 DAD: Because the second amendment states
 that all Americans have the right to BARE
 ARMS!!! laughs uncontrollably
 tickld

 IIMTERRIFIEDOFELENATORS
 'LL BETAKING STEPS
 TO AVOID THEM

 Dad Jokes t
 by shitty Watercolour
 You know son, I couldnt
 find a single shoe shop
 in town today...
 They all seemed to
 sell them in Pairs!
 Joke by uirandomsnark

 HAVE YOU
 MET MY KIOP
 HE HAS
 MY EYES!
 I NEED
 THEM BACK

 Why is water the most
 hipster element?
 Earth,
 Because i
 and Fir
 fore they
 In
 were famou

 2:23 PM
 Verizon 3G
 Dad
 Edit
 Messages
 Dad, my computer can't
 find the WiFi printer
 anymore
 I renamed it to Bob
 Marley, same password
 Why Bob Marley?
 Because its always
 Jammin
 God damn it.
 Send

 WHYDIDNTTHE SHRIMP
 SHAREHISTREASURELUKE
 DARTHPLEASE THIS ISAVERY SERIOUS-
 BECAUSE HEWASALITTLESHELLFISH

 CHECK IT OUT, I'M THE FIRST
 PERSON EVER TO CLONE MYSELF!
 THAT'S AMAZING
 I BET
 I'M BESIDE MYSELF!
 YOU'RE PRETTY EXCITED!
 YOU DID THIS JUST TO MAKE
 THAT JOKE DIDN'T YOU
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 Dad there's a moth on the
 outside of the bathroom
 door can you get rid of it?
 Pls hurry because I'm
 going to cry
 Dad
 Dad
 Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM
 Dad is dead. You're next.
 Love, Moth
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 jenna ma 1213 This was my sisters text
 message to my dad and my dad is frekin
 weird

 This is my dad
 His name is Cliff.
 DANGEROUS CLIFF
 STAY BACK

 Dad
 Hey kids, a train just passed by" Me and my siblings: How do you
 know?" Dad: It left its tracks
 It was funny the first time when I was 9. Now it's funny because it's dad
 humor

 "Dad, I'm hungry."
 "Hello Hungry, I'm dad."
 Dad, I'm serious."
 "I thought you were Hungry?"
 You're kidding me."
 "No, I'm dad."

 Me: Dad where are we?
 Dad: In the car.

 ITEM DIDN'T SCAN?
 TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU
 THINKIT SHOULD IBF FRE
 enue
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 WITHOUT NIPPLES
 BOOBS WOULD BE POINTLESS

 ITS HARD TO ENPLAIN PUNS TO
 KLEPTOMANIACS
 THEY ALWAYS TAKE THINGS

 Dad Joke Han Solo
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 What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
 A Toy-YODA!
 Ben are you old enough to drive l don't
 remember
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 11:33 PM 13 Jan 2016

 HOW'S THE WATER?
 WET.
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 #DAD JOKES
 THEV'D BE BAD IF THEV WEREn'T DAD'S
 Holland Imported by HeinekenUSAInc, .a
 York, NYe2013Heineken Lager Beer
 Heineken
 open your world

 WHAT IS BEETHOVEN'S
 FAVORITE FRUIT?
 BA-NA-NA-NA-

 A SHEEP, A DRUMANDASNAKE
 FALL DOWN A CLIFF
 BA-DUMM-TSS

 I WAS ADDICTED TO
 THE HOKEY POKEY
 BUT I TURNED
 MYSELF AROUND
 M ign com f

 HOW DO YOU SPOT THE BLIND
 GUY ATA NUDIST COLONY
 ITS NOT HARD

 CAn Vou GIUE ME A HAND?
 SURE, BUT I NEED IT BACK
 WHEN VOU'RE DOME.
 CHEERS TO LEGENDARV
 #DADJOKES

 WANTED TO BUYCAMOUFLAGE PANTS
 BUTICOULDNTFINDANY

 A three-legged dog walks
 into a bar
 Guess what he
 said to the bartender?
 Son Stop, Dad
 "I'm lookin'
 for the man
 who shot
 my paw."

 HOW'S YOUR JOBATTHE
 CALENDAR FACTORY GOING?
 IGOTAREDBECAUSEI
 TOOKACOUPLEOFDAYSoFF.

 When yo dad come back after 18 years
 saying "damn that line at Walmart was
 no joke"
 dope trvp

 WITH UELORO. IT'S A TOTAL
 RIP-OFF.
 CHEERS TO LEGEnDARV
 #DADJOKES

 MYGIRLFRIENDANDIWATCHEDEVERY
 HARRY POTTERMOVIE BACK TO BACK
 LUCKILY I WAS THE ONE
 FACING THE TV

 TO THE GUY WHO INVENTED TERO
 ZERO
 THANKS FOR NOTHING

 AT&T 3G
 9:30 AM
 Dad
 Edit
 Messages
 Gas is 3.69 out
 here ...premium is even
 more
 Enough With the Saab
 story
 Damnit that's goo
 Send

 Ive started working as a
 porn
 writer but its harder than expected
 There just so many holes in the
 plot.

 WHY DID THE COWBOYGOTO
 CHURCH
 HETHOUGHT ITWASASTEAK
 CENTER

 Son
 Dad, are
 you alright?
 No. I'm
 half left.
 Dad lobes Wall of Shame
 howtobeladad.com
 SAD

 Hey Dad can
 I work a
 half-day
 today
 Me working for my dads company
 Half of a day
 is 12 hours
 Sure you can
 but
 *Troll DadBoss*
 problem?

 HOW DOES MOSES MAKE COFFEE?
 Hebrews it.
 quickmeme.com

 What do you
 call the fear
 of being
 trapped in
 a chimney?
 CLAUStrophobia.
 Dad lobes Wall of Shame
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 I KNOWITSCHEESY
 BUT I FEEL GRATE

 LIHowdoylu Lind Will Smithin the snow-
 Look Lhe fresh prints
 Lu LA
 Son I Have A Joke For u
 Tell Me
 I Know You Dont
 I Dont Get It
 forev
 Pussy
 I Dont Get It
 FFUU
 UU U
 memecenter.com
 MameCenuera

 AN ADVIENTURED
 ALPACA MY BAGS

 What veggie do star athletes eat to run fast?
 Accelery
 ada djks

 What's the difference
 between a piano
 a tuna and glue?
 Son: What?
 You can tuna piano,
 but you can't
 piano a tuna
 Son: What about the glue?
 I knew you'd get stuck there.
 Dad lobes Wall of Shame
 howtobeladad.com
 SAD

 JOKEDTOSTATICALLYCHARGED
 8-YEAR-OLD THAT SHELL NEED TO
 BE GROUNDED
 SPENT REST OF EVENING
 EXPLAININGIWASNT
 PUNISHING HER

 Guy Dangerous
 @Lerky
 Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"
 Mom: *staring at dad
 Dad: ...*clenches fists
 Mom: ...don't!
 Dad: *sweats profusely
 Mom:
 Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD

 MY FIRST TIME USING AN ELEVATOR
 WAS AN UPLIFTING EXPERIENCE
 THE SECOND TIME LET ME DOWN

 Server: Do you want
 a cup or a bowl?
 Dad: That's
 probably a good idea.
 Otherwise it will just
 go all over the table.
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Dads universally make unfunny jokes and have terrible humor, and I'm just sitting here $100% screaming/crying.

Dads universally make unfunny jokes and have terrible humor, and I'm just sitting here $100% screaming/crying.