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Ash, Best Friend, and Cute: How every white movie based on teenagers starts (Scene: hallay) Hi I'm Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash. I'n your average teenager who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the main character but won't reveal it until near the end of the movie) Ryan. We've been best friends since 3rd grade. That's my other best friend screen switches to another average looking white irl who doesn't fit in either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is so popular and barely knows I exist. Popular white boy (Zach) walks by main character (Ashley)* Zach: hey Ash *ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach " and does some dumb hit 1ike trip on air best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, "you've been in love with Zach since middle schoo1 why don't you make a move?" “Because he's totally out of my league. He's popular and I'm average and oll I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans" Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white gir alks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for diversity) behind her and bumps into main character "Oh sorry didn't see you there Ashnot like anyone ever does anyways" Bitchy white mean popular irl laughs with her crew and walks aay (screen switches back to main character) Oh and that's Becca she's pretty, rich and popular and likes to pick on me. because I'm average and don't fit in. this is so funny and it's even funnier they used my name bc my name is so BASIC 😩 (but it fits me bc I am also basic)
Ash, Best Friend, and Cute: How every white movie based on teenagers
 starts
 (Scene: hallay)
 Hi I'm Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash. I'n your average teenager
 who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to
 average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the
 main character but won't reveal it until near the end of the movie) Ryan.
 We've been best friends since 3rd grade. That's my other best friend
 screen switches to another average looking white irl who doesn't fit in
 either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with
 perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is
 so popular and barely knows I exist. Popular white boy (Zach) walks by
 main character (Ashley)*
 Zach: hey Ash
 *ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach " and does some dumb
 hit 1ike trip on air
 best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, "you've been in love with Zach
 since middle schoo1 why don't you make a move?"
 “Because he's totally out of my league. He's popular and I'm average and
 oll I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans"
 Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white
 gir alks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for
 diversity) behind her and bumps into main character
 "Oh sorry didn't see you there Ashnot like anyone ever does anyways"
 Bitchy white mean popular irl laughs with her crew and walks aay
 (screen switches back to main character)
 Oh and that's Becca she's pretty, rich and popular and likes to pick on me.
 because I'm average and don't fit in.
this is so funny and it's even funnier they used my name bc my name is so BASIC 😩 (but it fits me bc I am also basic)

this is so funny and it's even funnier they used my name bc my name is so BASIC 😩 (but it fits me bc I am also basic)

God, Heaven, and Life: There is beauty in your truth! You ain't waiting on God.. God is waiting on you. When we get free within... He begins to move FAST for us. I spent most of my life trying to fit in... trying to be Ann Taylor, when God called me to be a Betsy Johnson! 😂😂😂The greatest blessing of my life was the day I got REAL and HONEST with me! I had been lying to myself for so long, Faking it till I made it and wasn't ever making it!! I was at that point a lot of you are at tonight... I was DONE! I finally stopped caring what people thought of me and began to listen to what God KNOWS about me. He's so proud of us, y'all! We are made in His image. The day He was creating you... He was taking pride in every little detail about you. That five finger forehead you hate... He LOVES! That big nose you see on you and criticize daily.. He LOVES! That thick body you detest... He adores! That awkward side of you that you keep hating... is His favorite about you. Tonight.. I dare you to get REAL with yourself and ask God to let you see you, the way HE SEES YOU!!! Stop faking it and trying to fit in with people that don't even like themselves. Trying to get affirmation from folk that can't even get you into heaven. I speak FREEDOM over you and your mind! Your latter will be greater!! I feel excited for YOU!!! Won't He do it?!?!?! Yes... YES, HE will!! I want you to go find your closest mirror and sing to yourself.... "This girl is on FIREEEEE!" And believe it! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 realtalkkim ggg2k17 pinkrain realtalkkimvideo Freedom Peace hope faith joy brandnew god newbeginning EmbraceYOU AuthenticallyYOU
God, Heaven, and Life: There is beauty in your truth! You ain't waiting on God.. God is waiting on you. When we get free within... He begins to move FAST for us. I spent most of my life trying to fit in... trying to be Ann Taylor, when God called me to be a Betsy Johnson! 😂😂😂The greatest blessing of my life was the day I got REAL and HONEST with me! I had been lying to myself for so long, Faking it till I made it and wasn't ever making it!! I was at that point a lot of you are at tonight... I was DONE! I finally stopped caring what people thought of me and began to listen to what God KNOWS about me. He's so proud of us, y'all! We are made in His image. The day He was creating you... He was taking pride in every little detail about you. That five finger forehead you hate... He LOVES! That big nose you see on you and criticize daily.. He LOVES! That thick body you detest... He adores! That awkward side of you that you keep hating... is His favorite about you. Tonight.. I dare you to get REAL with yourself and ask God to let you see you, the way HE SEES YOU!!! Stop faking it and trying to fit in with people that don't even like themselves. Trying to get affirmation from folk that can't even get you into heaven. I speak FREEDOM over you and your mind! Your latter will be greater!! I feel excited for YOU!!! Won't He do it?!?!?! Yes... YES, HE will!! I want you to go find your closest mirror and sing to yourself.... "This girl is on FIREEEEE!" And believe it! 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 realtalkkim ggg2k17 pinkrain realtalkkimvideo Freedom Peace hope faith joy brandnew god newbeginning EmbraceYOU AuthenticallyYOU

There is beauty in your truth! You ain't waiting on God.. God is waiting on you. When we get free within... He begins to move FAST for us. I...

Energy, Future, and Memes: INSTAGRAMI THE FUTURE ENTREPRENEUR TRAIN YOUR MIND TO BE CALM IN EVERY SITUATION BOOM @the.future.entrepreneur 🙌 I believe there are a few levels of mind... 1. Calm and relaxed. 2. Focused and learning. 3. Stressed and on a hair-trigger, and you react to your external world . When you’re at level 3 AND you react to something or someone, you are bound to that emotional state: Focused emotional singleness… you are attached to the emotion that triggered you to react. The emotion that brought you into that level-of-mind has you focused, but only past events equal to that same emotion. So that emotion has you pulling emotional schemas from the past – and trying in vain to fix the problem and predict your next move based on the past. So your brain is numb to the present moment, and cannot move past it. You just recycle that negative energy and eventually you begin to wonder; “WTF happened? I handled that like shit” or you justify your negative actions to ANYONE who will listen. . You felt separated and lost from the present, uncertain about the future and your next move, and can’t even entertain new possibilities or circumstances. Your brain is divided from your creativity, and it’s fixated on what or who triggered your state, and also; worst case scenarios. No new information can enter your working memory that isn’t in-line with the current emotion and emergency. . Einstein once said: You cannot solve a problem with the same level of consciousness that created it. What I believe Einstein meant was; the problem you’re trying to fix can’t be within the same emotion you experienced it with (same level of consciousness). So very little new information can enter into your mind, that isn’t equal to that emotion. So your problem solving is limited to that range of emotion. Thus, you have a very limited level of mind. What you have, is a closed mind with limited resources to self-correct, to learn, to problem solve and to think – just scattered focus. . If success is important to you, fight to keep your mind calm. . markiron mindsetcoach mindsetiseverything 👉 @imarkiron .
Energy, Future, and Memes: INSTAGRAMI THE FUTURE ENTREPRENEUR
 TRAIN YOUR MIND
 TO BE CALM IN
 EVERY SITUATION
BOOM @the.future.entrepreneur 🙌 I believe there are a few levels of mind... 1. Calm and relaxed. 2. Focused and learning. 3. Stressed and on a hair-trigger, and you react to your external world . When you’re at level 3 AND you react to something or someone, you are bound to that emotional state: Focused emotional singleness… you are attached to the emotion that triggered you to react. The emotion that brought you into that level-of-mind has you focused, but only past events equal to that same emotion. So that emotion has you pulling emotional schemas from the past – and trying in vain to fix the problem and predict your next move based on the past. So your brain is numb to the present moment, and cannot move past it. You just recycle that negative energy and eventually you begin to wonder; “WTF happened? I handled that like shit” or you justify your negative actions to ANYONE who will listen. . You felt separated and lost from the present, uncertain about the future and your next move, and can’t even entertain new possibilities or circumstances. Your brain is divided from your creativity, and it’s fixated on what or who triggered your state, and also; worst case scenarios. No new information can enter your working memory that isn’t in-line with the current emotion and emergency. . Einstein once said: You cannot solve a problem with the same level of consciousness that created it. What I believe Einstein meant was; the problem you’re trying to fix can’t be within the same emotion you experienced it with (same level of consciousness). So very little new information can enter into your mind, that isn’t equal to that emotion. So your problem solving is limited to that range of emotion. Thus, you have a very limited level of mind. What you have, is a closed mind with limited resources to self-correct, to learn, to problem solve and to think – just scattered focus. . If success is important to you, fight to keep your mind calm. . markiron mindsetcoach mindsetiseverything 👉 @imarkiron .

BOOM @the.future.entrepreneur 🙌 I believe there are a few levels of mind... 1. Calm and relaxed. 2. Focused and learning. 3. Stressed and on...

Ash, Best Friend, and Cute: How every white movie based on teenagers starts (Scene: hallway) Hi I"m Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash . I,m your average teenager who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the main character but won't reveal it until near the end of the movie Ryan. We've been best friends since 3rd grade. That's my other best friend screen switches to another average looking white girl who doesn't fit in either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is so popular and barely knows I exist. Popular white boy (Zach) alks by main character (Ashley) Zach: hey Ash ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach " and does some dumb shit 1ike trip on air best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, “you've been in love with Zach since middle school why don't you make a move?" “Because he's totally out of my league. He's popular and I'm average and all I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans" Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white girl walks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for diversity) behind her and bumps into main character* "Oh sorry didn't see you thre Ash. ot like anyone ever does anyways" Bitchy white mean popular girl laughs with her crew and walks away* (screen switches back to main character) Oh and that's Becca she's pretty, rich and popular and 1ikes to pick on me.. because I'm average and don't fit in. Looking at you, Disney channel (Check link in bio!) funnyfriday funnytumblr tumblr funny tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost funny haha humor hilarious
Ash, Best Friend, and Cute: How every white movie based on teenagers
 starts
 (Scene: hallway)
 Hi I"m Ashley, but everyone just calls me Ash . I,m your average teenager
 who does not fit in with anyone. That is my best friend (screen switches to
 average looking white boy with greasy hair who is secretly in love with the
 main character but won't reveal it until near the end of the movie Ryan.
 We've been best friends since 3rd grade. That's my other best friend
 screen switches to another average looking white girl who doesn't fit in
 either) Carly. And omg that is Zach (screen switches to a white boy with
 perfect features who is obviously out of the main characters league). He is
 so popular and barely knows I exist. Popular white boy (Zach) alks by
 main character (Ashley)
 Zach: hey Ash
 ashley is nervous and stupidly replies, “hey Zach " and does some dumb
 shit 1ike trip on air
 best friend Carly rolls her eyes and says, “you've been in love with Zach
 since middle school why don't you make a move?"
 “Because he's totally out of my league. He's popular and I'm average and
 all I wear are hoodies and baggy jeans"
 Suddenly a bitchy, cute, rich, popular and well dressed antagonist white
 girl walks by with like 4 other white girls and one black girl (for
 diversity) behind her and bumps into main character*
 "Oh sorry didn't see you thre Ash. ot like anyone ever does anyways"
 Bitchy white mean popular girl laughs with her crew and walks away*
 (screen switches back to main character)
 Oh and that's Becca she's pretty, rich and popular and 1ikes to pick on me..
 because I'm average and don't fit in.
Looking at you, Disney channel (Check link in bio!) funnyfriday funnytumblr tumblr funny tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost funny haha humor hilarious

Looking at you, Disney channel (Check link in bio!) funnyfriday funnytumblr tumblr funny tumblrtextpost funnytumblrtextpost funny haha humor...