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Amazon, Bad, and Books: Life Debt: Aftermath (Star Wars) A long time ago in Γ  galaxy far, far away free people. Zhe knows that sensa- tion. Eleodie belonged to the Empire once. In a way AR But those days are gone. And we are not the Empire. Forming an empire is quite differ- ent from the Empire, after all Eleodie looks over at her second: an Omwati, Shi Shu, his splindly fingers running through the crown of feathers atop his head Zhe asks him, "Remind me again what we're OH, AND THE GAY THING And if you're upset because I put gay characters and a gay protagonist in the book, I got nothing for you. Sorry, you squawking saurian meteor's coming. And it's a fabulously gay Nyan Cat meteor with a rainbow trailing behind it and your mode of thought will be extinct. You're not the Rebel Alliance. You're not the good guys. You're the fucking Empire, man. You're the shitty oppressive, totalitarian Empire. If you can imagine a world where Luke Skywalker would be irritated that there were gay people around him, you completely missed the point of Star Wars. looking at, hmm" "The Starfall he says. "Senator It's like trying to picture Jesus kicking lepers in the throat instead of curing them. Stop being the Emshwa. me why we are picking a fight with Pouys Empire. Join the Rebel Alliance. We have love and inclusion and great music and cute droids LIFE DEBT ial ambassador onboard-Tia'dor Eleodie hums. "And also remind the New Republic so soon." The (By the way, the book also has an older woman, a mother, rescuing a man. So if that bothers you, you might wanna find a bunker for hunkering down. And I dunno if you noticed, but the three new protagonists of the movie consist of a woman, a black man, a Latino man. The bad guys all look like white guys, too. So many meteors. So little time to squawk at them.) CHUCK WENDIG NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR pirate's head is full of details and data, rife with debts and assets, thick with the names of those who Eleodie is trying to Aftermath's out if you wanna check it out. Two more books in the trilogy coming, too. Keep your grapes peeled. Star Wars: Aftermath: Indiebound I Amazon I B&N 1 iBooks (t-shirt image at the top by houseorgana) betrayed her
Amazon, Bad, and Books: Life Debt: Aftermath (Star Wars)
 A long time ago in Γ  galaxy far, far away
 free people. Zhe knows that sensa-
 tion. Eleodie belonged to the
 Empire once. In a way
 AR
 But those days are gone.
 And we are not the Empire.
 Forming an empire is quite differ-
 ent from the Empire, after all
 Eleodie looks over at her second:
 an Omwati, Shi Shu, his splindly
 fingers running through the crown
 of feathers atop his head Zhe asks
 him, "Remind me again what we're
 OH, AND THE GAY THING
 And if you're upset because I put gay characters and a gay protagonist in the book, I got nothing
 for you. Sorry, you squawking saurian meteor's coming. And it's a fabulously gay Nyan Cat
 meteor with a rainbow trailing behind it and your mode of thought will be extinct. You're not the
 Rebel Alliance. You're not the good guys. You're the fucking Empire, man. You're the shitty
 oppressive, totalitarian Empire. If you can imagine a world where Luke Skywalker would be
 irritated that there were gay people around him, you completely missed the point of Star Wars.
 looking at, hmm"
 "The Starfall he says. "Senator It's like trying to picture Jesus kicking lepers in the throat instead of curing them. Stop being the
 Emshwa.
 me why we are picking a fight with Pouys
 Empire. Join the Rebel Alliance. We have love and inclusion and great music and cute droids
 LIFE DEBT
 ial ambassador onboard-Tia'dor
 Eleodie hums. "And also remind
 the New Republic so soon." The
 (By the way, the book also has an older woman, a mother, rescuing a man. So if that bothers
 you, you might wanna find a bunker for hunkering down. And I dunno if you noticed, but the
 three new protagonists of the movie consist of a woman, a black man, a Latino man. The bad
 guys all look like white guys, too. So many meteors. So little time to squawk at them.)
 CHUCK WENDIG
 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR
 pirate's head is full of details and
 data, rife with debts and assets,
 thick with the names of those who
 Eleodie is trying to
 Aftermath's out if you wanna check it out.
 Two more books in the trilogy coming, too. Keep your grapes peeled.
 Star Wars: Aftermath: Indiebound I Amazon I B&N 1 iBooks
 (t-shirt image at the top by houseorgana)
 betrayed
 her
Anaconda, Church, and Dad: 1 year ago So I was in church, right? Fucking hated it - bunch of self- righteous fucks wanting to destroy freedom of speech, talking glory to the government, venerating the almighty dollar, all that bullshit. You know, the usual. So I'm sitting at the back of the pews, quietly jamming out to the Sex Pistols while the preacher preached his typical dribble. No one was paying attention to me, but for whatever reason I suddenly noticed the empty sound booth, which was conveniently situated close by The door was hanging ajar. I knew for a fact they had an audio jack in that room Needless to say, I knew exactly what I had to do Calmly, I got up from my seat and moved inside. Nobody noticed, of course, too wrapped up in the continuous circle jerk on stage. I plug in my I-Pod and start shuffling through my song selection. Luckily, I didn't have to look far: I had a playlist almost perfect for this exact occasion Hit shuffle wait for the fireworks This song was the first one to come on, right as the pastor began screaming about how the president was an evil homosexual liberal anti-Christ. And the second it comes on. EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR FUCKING MIND Like, seriously, they, for just a second, thought the Devil was playing music. The fucking preacher even screamed out 'the power of Christ compels thee, foul daemon! I'm being 100% serious, couldn't make this up if I tried I got caught, of course. My Mom grounded me for over half a year, and I got sent to special church services every Sunday in order to 'reconnect with God Or would have, that is, if my Dad hadn't taken me to go shoot the shit at the local pub instead those nights. I can still remember how hard he was laughing on the ride home, and how he showed me his secret collection of punk vinyl in the garage the next day. I can still remember him patting me on the back and handing me a vintage, pre- main press copy of Never Mind the Bollocks I still have the record to this day. I piss off everyone in the dorm when I play it, and my Mom still scowls when she sees it DR: I pissed off everyone, and have an awesome Dad Show less Reply . 503 lΓ‘ View all 124 replies
Anaconda, Church, and Dad: 1 year ago
 So I was in church, right? Fucking hated it - bunch of self-
 righteous fucks wanting to destroy freedom of speech,
 talking glory to the government, venerating the almighty
 dollar, all that bullshit. You know, the usual. So I'm sitting at
 the back of the pews, quietly jamming out to the Sex
 Pistols while the preacher preached his typical dribble. No
 one was paying attention to me, but for whatever reason I
 suddenly noticed the empty sound booth, which was
 conveniently situated close by
 The door was hanging ajar. I knew for a fact they had an
 audio jack in that room
 Needless to say, I knew exactly what I had to do
 Calmly, I got up from my seat and moved inside. Nobody
 noticed, of course, too wrapped up in the continuous circle
 jerk on stage. I plug in my I-Pod and start shuffling through
 my song selection. Luckily, I didn't have to look far: I had a
 playlist almost perfect for this exact occasion
 Hit shuffle wait for the fireworks
 This song was the first one to come on, right as the pastor
 began screaming about how the president was an evil
 homosexual liberal anti-Christ. And the second it comes
 on.
 EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR FUCKING MIND
 Like, seriously, they, for just a second, thought the Devil
 was playing music. The fucking preacher even screamed
 out 'the power of Christ compels thee, foul daemon! I'm
 being 100% serious, couldn't make this up if I tried
 I got caught, of course. My Mom grounded me for over half
 a year, and I got sent to special church services every
 Sunday in order to 'reconnect with God
 Or would have, that is, if my Dad hadn't taken me to go
 shoot the shit at the local pub instead those nights. I can
 still remember how hard he was laughing on the ride
 home, and how he showed me his secret collection of
 punk vinyl in the garage the next day. I can still remember
 him patting me on the back and handing me a vintage, pre-
 main press copy of Never Mind the Bollocks
 I still have the record to this day. I piss off everyone in the
 dorm when I play it, and my Mom still scowls when she
 sees it
 DR: I pissed off everyone, and have an awesome Dad
 Show less
 Reply . 503 lΓ‘
 View all 124 replies