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kompanie-mutter:
this is my OC, the glockatoo

Druid/Gunslinger multiclass

gm-and-dm-ideas: kompanie-mutter: this is my OC, the glockatoo Druid/Gunslinger multiclass

Cookies, Fresh, and Friends: Its not what it looks like <p><a href="http://wicthes.tumblr.com/post/174714945838/surrealmemes-src-you-find-yourself-looking" class="tumblr_blog">wicthes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/174711393016/src" class="tumblr_blog">surreal–memes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8oeayq/when_your_parents_walk_in_on_you_creating_a/">Src</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like fruit. conveniently enough, it looks as though your mother came home from the grocery with a fresh bunch of bananas. in your weary state, you meander to the bundle and pull off the first one in sight. ‘this should keep me satisfied until breakfast,’ you think to yourself. you place the banana down to grab a glass from the cupboard for water.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>as you feel around the back for your favorite spiderman cup (circa 2005), you think you hear someone laugh right next to you. you quickly whip around to find the culprit but no one is there. you’re spooked but too tired and now too hangry to care. you find your spiderman swinging-into-action cup and walk to the refrigerator for some water.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>then the laughter happens again. you nearly drop your cup and mutter a hasty “shit” under your breath. now you’re a little more awake and realizing that you probably didn’t just imagine it the first time. you look around again trying to find the sound.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“psst,” you hear a faint whisper come from behind you, but there’s no one there. you believe ghosts are real but this is just too much right now.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“pssssst,” you hear that same whisper again, this time you look down.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>the only thing there is the banana.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>‘the banana… is talking to me?’ now you think you’ve lost it.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>remembering those stupid jokes and silly games from your childhood, you pick up the banana and turn it in your hands. you swear you heard the whispering come from the banana… right?</p> <p><br/></p> <p>swallowing your pride, you slowly raise the banana to your ear while glancing around the room just to make sure your younger sibling isn’t playing some sick joke on you to share with their friends.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“h-hello…?” you mumble hesitantly. this is probably the dumbest thing you’ve done in your life but you swear to god you heard those sounds. nothing happens for what seems like forever, until something does.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>as you’re about the give up your endeavor and admit insanity, a quiet voice escapes the fruit.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“no one will ever believe you,” the banana chuckles breathily in your ear. it was so faint it could have been your imagination had it not been the feeling of breath blowing into your ear. you freeze in panic because what the fuck just happened.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>at the same moment your younger sibling walks into the kitchen.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“are you… talking to a banana?” they ask incredulously.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>embarrassed and shocked, you stammer out a response, “i-it’s not what it looks like!” you exclaim, quickly pulling the banana from your ear. “it-“</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“whatever, im going back to bed,” your sibling frowns and walks out.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>you hear the banana laugh at you again.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>“no one,” it whispers with amusement. you swear you hear the smile in its voice.</p> </blockquote>
Cookies, Fresh, and Friends: Its not what it looks
 like
<p><a href="http://wicthes.tumblr.com/post/174714945838/surrealmemes-src-you-find-yourself-looking" class="tumblr_blog">wicthes</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://surreal--memes.tumblr.com/post/174711393016/src" class="tumblr_blog">surreal–memes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>[<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/surrealmemes/comments/8oeayq/when_your_parents_walk_in_on_you_creating_a/">Src</a>]</p></blockquote>

<p>you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like fruit. conveniently enough, it looks as though your mother came home from the grocery with a fresh bunch of bananas. in your weary state, you meander to the bundle and pull off the first one in sight. ‘this should keep me satisfied until breakfast,’ you think to yourself. you place the banana down to grab a glass from the cupboard for water.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>as you feel around the back for your favorite spiderman cup (circa 2005), you think you hear someone laugh right next to you. you quickly whip around to find the culprit but no one is there. you’re spooked but too tired and now too hangry to care. you find your spiderman swinging-into-action cup and walk to the refrigerator for some water.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>then the laughter happens again. you nearly drop your cup and mutter a hasty “shit” under your breath. now you’re a little more awake and realizing that you probably didn’t just imagine it the first time. you look around again trying to find the sound.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“psst,” you hear a faint whisper come from behind you, but there’s no one there. you believe ghosts are real but this is just too much right now.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“pssssst,” you hear that same whisper again, this time you look down.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>the only thing there is the banana.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>‘the banana… is talking to me?’ now you think you’ve lost it.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>remembering those stupid jokes and silly games from your childhood, you pick up the banana and turn it in your hands. you swear you heard the whispering come from the banana… right?</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>swallowing your pride, you slowly raise the banana to your ear while glancing around the room just to make sure your younger sibling isn’t playing some sick joke on you to share with their friends.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“h-hello…?” you mumble hesitantly. this is probably the dumbest thing you’ve done in your life but you swear to god you heard those sounds. nothing happens for what seems like forever, until something does.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>as you’re about the give up your endeavor and admit insanity, a quiet voice escapes the fruit.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“no one will ever believe you,” the banana chuckles breathily in your ear. it was so faint it could have been your imagination had it not been the feeling of breath  blowing into your ear. you freeze in panic because what the fuck just happened.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>at the same moment your younger sibling walks into the kitchen.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“are you… talking to a banana?” they ask incredulously.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>embarrassed and shocked, you stammer out a response, “i-it’s not what it looks like!” you exclaim, quickly pulling the banana from your ear. “it-“</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“whatever, im going back to bed,” your sibling frowns and walks out.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>you hear the banana laugh at you again.</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>“no one,” it whispers with amusement. you swear you hear the smile in its voice.</p>
</blockquote>

wicthes: surreal–memes: [Src] you find yourself looking for a late night snack. cookies? no, your body is craving something healthy, like ...

80s, Gif, and Growing Up: did you know? didyouknowblog.com You can't sink in quicksand. While it's easy to get stuck in and hard to get out of, it's impossible to sink because it acts as a fluid twice as heavy as water, and you aren't dense enough to go under. It liquifies the more you disturb it, sco as long as you don't panic, you'll only sink to about half your body length Photo Credit: imgbuddy didyouknowblog.com therapybegins: shadowkat678: iretrotech: imperialfistsspacemarine: mojave-red: absorbednebula: mojave-red: kompanie-mutter: keyhollow: perkachow: keyhollow: kokolokos: haywood-you-stop-that: ladyfabulous: did-you-kno: Let’s review. YEP. NOPE. Yuh huh. Nuh uh. Source Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared. Your only real danger from quicksand is getting stuck in a tidal area and drowning when the tide comes in the fear is back There’s also that dry quicksand shit What makes dry quicksand different? It dry idk why you used that Princess Bride gif when that’s clearly lightning sand These people don’t know the difference between Lightning Sand, Pea Sand, Pebble Sand, Drum Sand, Glass Sand, Moist Sand, Shadow Sand, Rice Sand, Fine Sand, Dusty Sand, Chipped Sand, Grit Sand, Crystal Sand, Glow Sand and Scrape Sand.   I’m not even going to try to pretend I know more than half of those Lightning Sand is actually sand that’s been struck by lightning and makes glass. Pea sand is sand that is not quite the size of peas but close. Happens mostly where sandstone cliffs get a lot of upward and sideways winds over thousands of years, breaks nodules off and rolls them into spheres. Pebble sand is irregular shaped grains about the size of pea sand. Drum sand is sand that actually vibrates when you either walk on it or the wind blows on it. The sand dune voice noises you hear are drum sand. Glass sand is sand made from glass fragments. Moist sand is sand that has water under it so you dig down and hit moist sand, it clumps. Shadow sand is sand that is black, usually made from lava flows that have been ground down to pumice. Rice sand is sand that has grains the size of rice grains. Fine sand is the sand you use for hourglasses and the like. Dusty sand is mostly dust with some fine grains, more or less powder. Chipped sand is sand that has chips of rock and other debris in it like sticks and bone. Grit sand is sand that is gritty enough to rub against itself and hear crunching. Crystal sand is sand that is made from quartz or other mineral crystals. Glow sand is yellow uranium sand, was used in Vaseline glass to make it yellow green. Called Vaseline glass because it has a look like it’s Vaseline. That’s the stuff I inhaled. Scrape Sand is sand is any sand being blown around fast enough to scrape paint or skin off something.  I live where there’s a lot of sand.  Reblog for all the various types of sand. You forgot the most deadly sand of all Gotta reblog again for that.
80s, Gif, and Growing Up: did you know?
 didyouknowblog.com
 You can't sink in quicksand.
 While it's easy to get stuck
 in and hard to get out of, it's
 impossible to sink because it
 acts as a fluid twice as heavy
 as water, and you aren't dense
 enough to go under. It liquifies
 the more you disturb it, sco
 as long as you don't panic,
 you'll only sink to about half
 your body length
 Photo Credit: imgbuddy
 didyouknowblog.com
therapybegins:

shadowkat678:

iretrotech:


imperialfistsspacemarine:


mojave-red:


absorbednebula:

mojave-red:


kompanie-mutter:

keyhollow:

perkachow:


keyhollow:

kokolokos:

haywood-you-stop-that:


ladyfabulous:


did-you-kno:


Let’s review.
YEP.
NOPE.
Yuh huh.
Nuh uh.
Source


 Growing up in the 80s and early 90s really made quicksand a thing to be feared. 


Your only real danger from quicksand is getting stuck in a tidal area and drowning when the tide comes in


the fear is back


There’s also that dry quicksand shit

What makes dry quicksand different?


It dry

idk why you used that Princess Bride gif when that’s clearly lightning sand

These people don’t know the difference between Lightning Sand, Pea Sand, Pebble Sand, Drum Sand, Glass Sand, Moist Sand, Shadow Sand, Rice Sand, Fine Sand, Dusty Sand, Chipped Sand, Grit Sand, Crystal Sand, Glow Sand and Scrape Sand.  


I’m not even going to try to pretend I know more than half of those

Lightning Sand is actually sand that’s been struck by lightning and makes glass. Pea sand is sand that is not quite the size of peas but close. Happens mostly where sandstone cliffs get a lot of upward and sideways winds over thousands of years, breaks nodules off and rolls them into spheres. Pebble sand is irregular shaped grains about the size of pea sand. Drum sand is sand that actually vibrates when you either walk on it or the wind blows on it. The sand dune voice noises you hear are drum sand. Glass sand is sand made from glass fragments. Moist sand is sand that has water under it so you dig down and hit moist sand, it clumps. Shadow sand is sand that is black, usually made from lava flows that have been ground down to pumice. Rice sand is sand that has grains the size of rice grains. Fine sand is the sand you use for hourglasses and the like. Dusty sand is mostly dust with some fine grains, more or less powder. Chipped sand is sand that has chips of rock and other debris in it like sticks and bone. Grit sand is sand that is gritty enough to rub against itself and hear crunching. Crystal sand is sand that is made from quartz or other mineral crystals. Glow sand is yellow uranium sand, was used in Vaseline glass to make it yellow green. Called Vaseline glass because it has a look like it’s Vaseline. That’s the stuff I inhaled. Scrape Sand is sand is any sand being blown around fast enough to scrape paint or skin off something. 
I live where there’s a lot of sand. 


Reblog for all the various types of sand.


You forgot the most deadly sand of all


Gotta reblog again for that.

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Fam, Money, and Nasty: Rob Sheridan @rob_sheridan Followv Imagine trying to explain this headline to someone from 2010 The Hill@thehill Shark charities flooded with donations after porn star claimed Trump wanted them all to die hill.cm/f3QTRdH 7:14 PM-24 Jan 2018 3,465 Retweets 9,694 Likes 43.5K <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170199493932/bravadopinfire-kompanie-mutter" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://bravadopinfire.tumblr.com/post/170198134656/kompanie-mutter-pennsylvanian-patriot" class="tumblr_blog">bravadopinfire</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://kompanie-mutter.tumblr.com/post/170198057806/pennsylvanian-patriot-death-deafying-stuntman" class="tumblr_blog">kompanie-mutter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://pennsylvanian-patriot.tumblr.com/post/170197593079/death-deafying-stuntman-im-having-trouble" class="tumblr_blog">pennsylvanian-patriot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://death-deafying-stuntman.tumblr.com/post/170169699443/im-having-trouble-explaining-this-to-myself-the" class="tumblr_blog">death-deafying-stuntman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?</p></blockquote> <p>New business model: just say Trump hates you and the money will cascade in your direction</p></blockquote> <p>Trump hates me, here’s my PayPal </p></blockquote> <p>Trump wants me poor, pls halp!</p></blockquote> <p>Trump said I was a horrible nasty person. Mony pls</p></blockquote> <p>Trump despises me. Pay my student loans fam</p>
Fam, Money, and Nasty: Rob Sheridan
 @rob_sheridan
 Followv
 Imagine trying to explain this headline to
 someone from 2010
 The Hill@thehill
 Shark charities flooded with donations after porn star claimed
 Trump wanted them all to die hill.cm/f3QTRdH
 7:14 PM-24 Jan 2018
 3,465 Retweets 9,694 Likes
 43.5K
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/170199493932/bravadopinfire-kompanie-mutter" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://bravadopinfire.tumblr.com/post/170198134656/kompanie-mutter-pennsylvanian-patriot" class="tumblr_blog">bravadopinfire</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://kompanie-mutter.tumblr.com/post/170198057806/pennsylvanian-patriot-death-deafying-stuntman" class="tumblr_blog">kompanie-mutter</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://pennsylvanian-patriot.tumblr.com/post/170197593079/death-deafying-stuntman-im-having-trouble" class="tumblr_blog">pennsylvanian-patriot</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://death-deafying-stuntman.tumblr.com/post/170169699443/im-having-trouble-explaining-this-to-myself-the" class="tumblr_blog">death-deafying-stuntman</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?</p></blockquote>
<p>New business model: just say Trump hates you and the money will cascade in your direction</p></blockquote>

<p>Trump hates me, here’s my PayPal </p></blockquote>

<p>Trump wants me poor, pls halp!</p></blockquote>

<p>Trump said I was a horrible nasty person. Mony pls</p></blockquote>

<p>Trump despises me. Pay my student loans fam</p>

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Gif, Tumblr, and Shark: russdom: okaybuttfirstcoffee: trenchmints: kompanie-mutter: shark-infested-milk: @kompanie-mutter well this is the most unholy abomination I’ve seen in a while *dry heaves* nah
Gif, Tumblr, and Shark: russdom:

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trenchmints:


kompanie-mutter:


shark-infested-milk:

@kompanie-mutter 

well this is the most unholy abomination I’ve seen in a while 




*dry heaves*



nah

russdom: okaybuttfirstcoffee: trenchmints: kompanie-mutter: shark-infested-milk: @kompanie-mutter well this is the most unholy abomi...