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Ass, Cars, and Dildo: Full DNA sequence of octopuses shows they're the closest things to aliens on Earth iheartchaos: After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes identified, more than in a human. Iknew there was something up with those smart blobby creatures. You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removing marker, I was all like oh hecka yeah. So I buy this marker online and, even though I was optimistic, I knew better than to expect it to work on really noticeable scratches. So I drew the marker on several tiny scratches (hardly even noticeable) that were on my car door. I check the car door the next day in minor anticipation to see if when this fabled marker dried, it solved my car scratch problems and rid me of all evil and cleansed me of my sins BUT YA KNOW WHAT. NOT ONLY did this blasphemous marker fail to achieve my ALREADY LOW expectations by not even accomplishing the task it promised to be capable of. But it ALSO managed to attract tons of dust onto the scratches NOW MAKING THEM VERY NOTICEABLE. I WIPE THE SCRATCHES OFF BUT NOPE. IN A COUPLE HOURS THAT DUST WILL REFORM ONTO THE SCRATCHES AND LEAVE MY TRUCK LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR CAR'S VERSION OF SCARFACE. THIS INFOMERCIAL DEMON PEN FUCKED ME IN THE ASS LIKE A BILLY MAYS TRADEMARKED DILDO. So when my online shopping app asks me if I want to rate this item, guess what I did πŸ™ƒ I BREWED THEM AN INSANE HEAPING TON OF ONE STAR REVIEW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" AND I EVEN INCLUDED A PIC OF MY DEFORMED CAR DOOR AS VALIDATION. BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT MY ATROCITY ON WHEELS THAN SO SHOULD THEY. Worst 2 bucks I ever spent AldenRants
Ass, Cars, and Dildo: Full DNA sequence of octopuses
 shows they're the closest things
 to aliens on Earth
 iheartchaos:
 After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined
 that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome
 shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes
 identified, more than in a human. Iknew there was something up with those
 smart blobby creatures.
You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removing marker, I was all like oh hecka yeah. So I buy this marker online and, even though I was optimistic, I knew better than to expect it to work on really noticeable scratches. So I drew the marker on several tiny scratches (hardly even noticeable) that were on my car door. I check the car door the next day in minor anticipation to see if when this fabled marker dried, it solved my car scratch problems and rid me of all evil and cleansed me of my sins BUT YA KNOW WHAT. NOT ONLY did this blasphemous marker fail to achieve my ALREADY LOW expectations by not even accomplishing the task it promised to be capable of. But it ALSO managed to attract tons of dust onto the scratches NOW MAKING THEM VERY NOTICEABLE. I WIPE THE SCRATCHES OFF BUT NOPE. IN A COUPLE HOURS THAT DUST WILL REFORM ONTO THE SCRATCHES AND LEAVE MY TRUCK LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR CAR'S VERSION OF SCARFACE. THIS INFOMERCIAL DEMON PEN FUCKED ME IN THE ASS LIKE A BILLY MAYS TRADEMARKED DILDO. So when my online shopping app asks me if I want to rate this item, guess what I did πŸ™ƒ I BREWED THEM AN INSANE HEAPING TON OF ONE STAR REVIEW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" AND I EVEN INCLUDED A PIC OF MY DEFORMED CAR DOOR AS VALIDATION. BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT MY ATROCITY ON WHEELS THAN SO SHOULD THEY. Worst 2 bucks I ever spent AldenRants

You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removin...

A Dream, Beautiful, and Life: I DID NOT KNOW THE WAY TO MOSQUE islam everyone An emotional true story of the Mercy of Allah . M.S from Saudi Arabia tells us his story: He says, . ” I did not know the way to mosque even though my father was a sheikh who taught Quran. The wealth that was easily available to me corrupted me and kept me far away from the path of Allah. Then Allah willed that I should have a car accident, and I lost the ability to walk completely. The doctors confirmed that there was no clear reason for his handicap except that nervous shock had destroyed my ability to move. One day I was on my way to meet my new friend: the wheelchair to which I moved as soon as I left my car which had been adapted for use by the handicapped. Before my brother put me on my wheelchair, the muezzin gave the call to Maqrib prayer. His voice was beautiful and suddenly touched my heart, moving me deeply. It was as if I was hearing the Adhan for the first time in my life, and I wept. My brother was surprised when I asked him to take me to the mosque so that I could pray with the congregation. . Many days passed as I was praying regularly in the mosque. Even fajr prayer I did not miss. Despite my instense suffering, I decided never to turn away from the path of Allah the Exalted. One night before fajr prayer, I saw my father in a dream, he had risen from his grave and patted me on my shoulder while I was weeping, and said to me ”O my son , do not grieve , for Allah has forgiven me because of you”. I felt very happy because of the good news and I went to pray and prostrate to Allah in gratitude. I saw the dream several times. . Years went by, and one morning, I was praying Fajr prayer in the mosque next to our house. I was sitting in a wheelchair at the end of the first row, and the Imam began to recite a long supplication. Du’a al Qunoot. I was deeply moved by his supplication; my tears rolled down and I felt my body trembling and my heart leaping from my chest. I felt death was close at hand. I calmed down suddenly and completed my prayer. After I said the Salam, I felt strength flowing through my body that I had never felt before. πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡
A Dream, Beautiful, and Life: I DID NOT KNOW THE
 WAY TO MOSQUE
 islam everyone
An emotional true story of the Mercy of Allah . M.S from Saudi Arabia tells us his story: He says, . ” I did not know the way to mosque even though my father was a sheikh who taught Quran. The wealth that was easily available to me corrupted me and kept me far away from the path of Allah. Then Allah willed that I should have a car accident, and I lost the ability to walk completely. The doctors confirmed that there was no clear reason for his handicap except that nervous shock had destroyed my ability to move. One day I was on my way to meet my new friend: the wheelchair to which I moved as soon as I left my car which had been adapted for use by the handicapped. Before my brother put me on my wheelchair, the muezzin gave the call to Maqrib prayer. His voice was beautiful and suddenly touched my heart, moving me deeply. It was as if I was hearing the Adhan for the first time in my life, and I wept. My brother was surprised when I asked him to take me to the mosque so that I could pray with the congregation. . Many days passed as I was praying regularly in the mosque. Even fajr prayer I did not miss. Despite my instense suffering, I decided never to turn away from the path of Allah the Exalted. One night before fajr prayer, I saw my father in a dream, he had risen from his grave and patted me on my shoulder while I was weeping, and said to me ”O my son , do not grieve , for Allah has forgiven me because of you”. I felt very happy because of the good news and I went to pray and prostrate to Allah in gratitude. I saw the dream several times. . Years went by, and one morning, I was praying Fajr prayer in the mosque next to our house. I was sitting in a wheelchair at the end of the first row, and the Imam began to recite a long supplication. Du’a al Qunoot. I was deeply moved by his supplication; my tears rolled down and I felt my body trembling and my heart leaping from my chest. I felt death was close at hand. I calmed down suddenly and completed my prayer. After I said the Salam, I felt strength flowing through my body that I had never felt before. πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

An emotional true story of the Mercy of Allah . M.S from Saudi Arabia tells us his story: He says, . ” I did not know the way to mosque even...