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My Child: This will be my child I just know it. by hoodmonalisuh MORE MEMES
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This will be my child I just know it. by hoodmonalisuh MORE MEMES

My Child: This will be my child I just know it.
My Child: This will be my child I just know it.

This will be my child I just know it.

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My Child: My cat is my child
My Child: My cat is my child

My cat is my child

My Child: What is the loveliest thing a child has ever said to you? Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley, author "Now, The Physics of Time" Updated Aug 2, 2017 Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever said? "Would you like one, Grandpa?" OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old granddaughter, but I still think it counts. I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll give her a second. So I tried that test with my granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with chocolate, which she likes much more) According to extensive experiments, children who "pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better long-term outcome. She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her, and she now had two in her hand. That's when she looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one, Grandpa?" Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily give my life for her. 1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers hippo-pot: awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter btw the marshmallow test has been linked to class - kids from wealthier families are essentially more likely to trust that they will actually get the marshmallow if they wait whereas poorer kids are generally more used to like, if you have food, eat it. and being wealthier correlates to being more successful later in life because our system is broken. so THATโ€™s probably why the marshmallow test is a predictor - because it tells you who is wealthy, not who is innately primed to be successful Classic correlation does not equal causation๏ฟผ
My Child: What is the loveliest thing a child has
 ever said to you?
 Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley,
 author "Now, The Physics of Time"
 Updated Aug 2, 2017
 Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever
 said?
 "Would you like one, Grandpa?"
 OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old
 granddaughter, but I still think it counts.
 I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child
 a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this
 case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll
 give her a second. So I tried that test with my
 granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with
 chocolate, which she likes much more)
 According to extensive experiments, children who
 "pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful
 in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in
 life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better
 long-term outcome.
 She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute
 hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She
 asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her,
 and she now had two in her hand. That's when she
 looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one,
 Grandpa?"
 Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily
 give my life for her.
 1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers
hippo-pot:

awesomacious:
The sweetest granddaughter
btw the marshmallow test has been linked to class - kids from wealthier families are essentially more likely to trust that they will actually get the marshmallow if they wait whereas poorer kids are generally more used to like, if you have food, eat it. and being wealthier correlates to being more successful later in life because our system is broken. so THATโ€™s probably why the marshmallow test is a predictor - because it tells you who is wealthy, not who is innately primed to be successful

Classic correlation does not equal causation๏ฟผ

hippo-pot: awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter btw the marshmallow test has been linked to class - kids from wealthier families are...

My Child: elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that Iโ€™d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time. imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, heโ€™s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting. Some adult: God I hate that children donโ€™t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult! Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done. Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you donโ€™t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks. Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks* Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how childrenโ€™s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.
My Child: elidyce:

luckyladylily:

ohnoagremlin:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that Iโ€™d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun


take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, heโ€™s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright 


Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting.
Some adult: God I hate that children donโ€™t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult!

Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done.
Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you donโ€™t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks.
Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks*
Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how childrenโ€™s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.

elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that Iโ€™d...

My Child: Naj As a straight male, how would u feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who their around for 8hrs of the day flesh-colored @haitreason If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between they're, their, and there, I'm good. 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude! ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก.
My Child: Naj
 As a straight male, how would u feel about your
 child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who
 their around for 8hrs of the day
 flesh-colored
 @haitreason
 If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference
 between they're, their, and there, I'm good.
 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015
 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this
 Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude!
๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก.

๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก.

My Child: Naj As a straight male, how would u feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who their around for 8hrs of the day flesh-colored @haitreason If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between they're, their, and there, I'm good. 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude! ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. by OG-Dreadful MORE MEMES
My Child: Naj
 As a straight male, how would u feel about your
 child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who
 their around for 8hrs of the day
 flesh-colored
 @haitreason
 If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference
 between they're, their, and there, I'm good.
 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015
 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this
 Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude!
๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. by OG-Dreadful
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๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. by OG-Dreadful...

My Child: Naj As a straight male, how would u feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who their around for 8hrs of the day flesh-colored @haitreason If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between they're, their, and there, I'm good. 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude! ๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33Les4X
My Child: Naj
 As a straight male, how would u feel about your
 child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who
 their around for 8hrs of the day
 flesh-colored
 @haitreason
 If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference
 between they're, their, and there, I'm good.
 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015
 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this
 Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude!
๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33Les4X

๐™๐™๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ž๐™ข๐™–๐™œ๐™š ๐™–๐™ž๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™ž๐™ ๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ง๐™จ, ๐™ฃ๐™ค ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™œ๐™ค๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™– ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™™ ๐™ค๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™š๐™–๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™ž๐™ฃโ€™ ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง ๐™จ๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ, ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™›๐™–๐™ž๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ก๐™ก. via /r/memes ht...