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Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0
Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES
Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie
MORE MEMES

i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES

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Dieting, Girls, and Saw: Thigh gaps
 over foury
 clinicians i
 rolled out a
 cialist eatin
 Wellington
 clinicians i
 DHB area.I
 centred in
 treatment i
 erer to eat in
 put weight
 dmitted to
 hreatening
 It's the latest social-media beauty fad
 the thigh gap. A clear space between
 the top of the thighs has become a
 desirable goal for dieting teens who
 post and re-post pictures of thigh
 gaps on social-media platform Tumblr.
 Along with the postings of thin legs are
 a slew of others of girls photographing
 their own thighs, with such comments
 as "shoot me", "fat legs", or "tomorrow
 no eating".
 Clinicians
 ighing the
 nily bring
 ave a meal
 he parent:s
 ughter eat
 ow her to
 monoto-
 ' role is to
 oin in on
 is treated
 my, sepa-
 Clinical I
 order Serv
 detection a
 vice has pu
 school guid
 about 75 ar
 90% of the
 are being e
 being refer
 education
 being rolle
 sees about
 In reality, acquiring thin upper thighs
 if you don't have them naturally is only
 possible by becoming malnourished,
 says Otago professor of anatomy Mark
 Stringer.
 nder the
 nost like
 "Only the malnourished or those
 with a slightly splayed pelvis will have
 a visible gap between their upper
 ch about
 Wilson, pa
 GPs who I
 delay refer
 says altho
 Disorder S
 get in, ref
 requiring
 describing
 case where
 to get her
 lignant
 on your
 is needs
 le
 etween
 eating
 a uses
 ts are
 Although there is a layer of subcuta-
 neous fat on the upper thighs, much
 of the reason the thighs are normally
 close together is because of the size-
 able abductor muscle that runs up the
 inner thigh. Only by extreme weight
 loss will this muscle waste away and the
 buttocks lose mass, thereby creating
 a gap for those who do not naturally
 have one.
 Nadine VW
 school gui
 educationn
 for more.
 its use of
 feedback.
 an urgent
 forms, an
 anger.
 sar
 fferers
 con-
precluding:
lionese:


yogifindingpeace:

recoverrunner:

 Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap and don’t have a slightly splayed pelvis you have to get so malnourished that your body starts eating its own muscle. why on earth would you want that?!

i seriously needed this article. I need to remember this in my mind, the reason i had one was because i was malnourished and now i am strong. Fuck thigh gaps man.


I saw a post from a guy saying something like “i dont get thigh gaps, what am i meant to do with it? Stick my dick through it or something?” I know its not why girls do it but it actually made me laugh so hard. I use to want one but i really feel like curves are in work with what you have ladies


this article makes me really happy

precluding: lionese: yogifindingpeace: recoverrunner:  Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap ...