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Dank, Religion, and 🤖: A llama in a lobster costume.. that is all My new religion.

My new religion.

Cats, Life, and Target: l've been waiting my whole life for this moment, meet my new baby Hubble! This is where I found my puppy today, he is being raised with two cats My boss brought her dog to work. This is how he looks at us when we're eating in the break room animalsnaps:More dog snaps

animalsnaps:More dog snaps

Be Like, Bitch, and Crying: Em @EmilyDaheim Since l started my new job (abt a month ago) I noticed one of my co workers gets treated like an outcast so I made a point to befriend him. Today he came into my office, handed me a giftcard, and awkwardly goes "thank you for treating me like a person." Bitch. I might be crying awesomacious: We should all be like her.

awesomacious: We should all be like her.

Beer, Vape, and Craft Beer: drgrayfang The last thing a craft beer sees before it dies drgrayfang 23 as3 Check out my new vape mod bro

Check out my new vape mod bro

Target, Traffic, and Tumblr: Fido 9:30 PM 47 dahlia the fetus @thedivinedahlia.1d Replying to @burtonmotion I got my new hearing aids and was like "air conditioner makes sound?? car makes sound!! WALKING MAKES SOUND?????" 2 4 218 Der SchleFaZke 23h Yeah, one of my first experiences: The computer makes sound? Typing on a keyboard makes sound??! Mark Levin @MarksParadise 1d Replying to @burtonmotion I just got new hearing aids last week, when they activated em I was like "uhhh what's that weird buzzing sound?" Audiologist was like "oh, that's traffic outside and heat, Chase Burton @burtonmotion 1d Heat?! Tweet your reply doingoxyinchurch:This thread on Twitter of deaf people describing sounds they heard for the first time when getting hearing aids is killing me. The sounds that fucked me up the most when I got my hearing aids were light switches, finger snapping, and footsteps. Absolutely footsteps.

doingoxyinchurch:This thread on Twitter of deaf people describing sounds they heard for the first time when getting hearing aids is killing ...

Patriotic, Shade, and Tumblr: REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS DO NOT WAVE THE NAZI OR CONFEDERATE FLAGS WE HAD 2 WARS ABOUT THIS YOU'RE 0-2 strengthins0lidarity: You’re 0-2 is my new favorite shade.

strengthins0lidarity: You’re 0-2 is my new favorite shade.

Friends, Tumblr, and Blog: And you'll hear it again! itsletalestrange:Me when I force my friends to listen to my new obsession again and again.

itsletalestrange:Me when I force my friends to listen to my new obsession again and again.

Phone, Case, and New: 12 1E 14 15 16 19 19 20 22 23 24 25 27 28 29 30 My new phone case

My new phone case

Memes, Http, and Video: #TWOOFUS GLOBAL HOTSPOTS I've hidden some video clips in hotspots around the world. All I need you to do is find them & then you'll be the first to hear more about my new track. Share what you find using #TwoOfUs & try to piece it together! View the map to find your nearest one: http://smarturl.it/TOU-GlobalHotspots

I've hidden some video clips in hotspots around the world. All I need you to do is find them

Birds, They, and Thing: Cheish @TheCheish My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced

Fam, Funny, and Music: Make This! e my-cat-said-no: my-cat-said-no: teamnowalls: thehighpriestofreverseracism: paprikanoir: smol-bean413: brattylikestoeat: Mute this. The music is annoying. Follow @brattylikestoeat for more. this is what insomnia sounds like Soundtrack of Executive Dysfunction. fam I’m over here having a laughing fit, tf is this music😭 no funny shit if u slowed this down and got sza on it itd be a hit This is my new favorite thing “Life hack” videos with absurd music @corndog-patrol I GOT YOU FAMI KNEW TAGGING FOR A VERY NICHE INTEREST WOULD COME IN HANDY SOME DAY

my-cat-said-no: my-cat-said-no: teamnowalls: thehighpriestofreverseracism: paprikanoir: smol-bean413: brattylikestoeat: Mute this. Th...

Funny, Video, and New: just found my new favorite video https://t.co/UFpsMrDGop

just found my new favorite video https://t.co/UFpsMrDGop

Love, Omg, and Travel: THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE PHOTOGRAPHER OMG My favorite travel photographer @witness finally made his page public! 🙌🏼 I LOVE his photos & responds to all of his followers 😍follow him before he goes private! @witness 🌄 @witness 🌅 @witness 🌌

My favorite travel photographer @witness finally made his page public! 🙌🏼 I LOVE his photos

Amazon, Bad, and Cats: ashley Follow ashley bene read & rt if you have a pup!! Amazon '11令 2:16 PM 2 hrs WARNING! Saturday night I got home late and my dog didn't recognize me. Being a nanny I thought I woke him up and he was having a night terror. Sunday he was still acting weird. I realized I had been running my new diffuser and decided to turn it off. Sunday afternoon he was feeling better. Today at work my dog sitter said he wouldn't come out from beneath the bed (very odd behavior for this happy guy). I came home from work early and again he was very confused about who I was so I took him to emergency. Turns out the tea tree oil I was using in the diffuser is toxic for dogs. I didn't even put on his body. Thankfully tests show that his liver is okay but we aren't out of the woods yet. It is a full 72 hours after exposure. He was given fluids under his skin to try to clear out the toxins. The vet and poison control say they are seeing more and more of these cases as the popularity of essential oils is growing. Please be sure the essential oils you are using are not toxic for dogs or cats (you can find a list online... turns out tea tree is one of the worst). I am very upset so I would appreciate it if people didn't condemn me as a bad puppy mommy, but I wanted to share as to not have anybody else's babies go through this. Brandon Evers @BrandonEvrs Follow Tea tree oils are toxic for pets! For dogs: Clove Garlic Juniper Rosemary Tea Tree Thyme Wintergreen For cats: Cassia Cinnamon Citrus Clove Eucalyptus Lemon Lavender Peppermint Spruce Tea Tree Thyme ashley @ashley_benel read & rt if you have a pup!! 12:38 PM-2 Aug 2018 18,360 Retweets 16,881 Likes imfemalewarrior: sokerikeiju: gahdamnpunk: PLUS!!: Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lavender, lemon, orange, fennel, eucalyptus and peppermint, all should be diluted with water! I’ve posted this once or twice but this is important info 💕 For pet owners following me! -FemaleWarrior

imfemalewarrior: sokerikeiju: gahdamnpunk: PLUS!!: Toxic for rabbits: Anise, Clove, Oregano, Tea Tree, Wintergreen Safe for rabbits: Lave...

Bad, Head, and Shit: sesemi7.tumbir.com 1 sevdrag: sevdrag: blueboltkatana: bloodyneptune: spiderfire47: sonickitty: uminoko: uminoko: skeetsen: sesemi7: ‘She is mine (to kill). Find him.’ “Она маньяк, дайте ей в лоб” (х) BWAHAHAHA Oh, yeah, English speakers— the joke is that Sebstan’s Russian is so bad that it sounds like he’s saying “she’s a maniac, hit her in the head.”* (*forehead, literally) IT REALLY DOES THOUGH #my new headcanon is that the reason they have the mask on him is to keep him from butchering languages #like #‘your accent is so horrendous. never talk.’ (x) THANK YOU!!!! I’ve heard that the Russian was wrong but not how!!! imagine this guy thats basically touted as Hydras personal boogeyman around the office giving you an order that sounded like “break the peanut butter, i am the shoe” like what the shit do you do @sevdrag OK MY HOSHSKFJLAJSJD IM WRITING THIS I have to reblog this because I am still laughing. FIC PROMPT Y/Y

sevdrag: sevdrag: blueboltkatana: bloodyneptune: spiderfire47: sonickitty: uminoko: uminoko: skeetsen: sesemi7: ‘She is mine (to...

Dinosaur, Target, and Tumblr: My new gecko looks like a tiny dinosaur Ro Dandelion Blend IA DUI 22 FILTER lane Bird? No, no, no, l am a cup! Carry on with bedtime, I am exactly where I belong They took my Huevos... but I stole their hearts VCA Noah's Ark Animal Hospital Brave Patient Award is hereby awarded to v Henley For extreme courage and cooperation in the face of his neuter on the 5h day of June, 2018. Annie Sostrin, DVM Cathy Welch, DVM Paris Van Den Akken, DVM animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Target, Tumblr, and Animal: Me and my new best pal! Today was World Giraffe Day and I decided to pay the zoo a visit right after a thunderstorm THIS IS MINE - *evil laughter* animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Bad, Friday, and Soccer: Burglar Finds Kiddie Porn While Robbing a House; Calls Cops on Soccer Coach by Robert tittalPosted on Friday, Dcember goth, 2013 You are bad guy But this does not mean you are bad guy Who wants to invest in my new format via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2EoOvN1

Who wants to invest in my new format via /r/MemeEconomy https://ift.tt/2EoOvN1

America, Fall, and Feminism: Shoeless Joe Feminism killed Rome and now it's killing America Yesterday at 11:32 pm.Edited Like Reply priscellie: postmodernmulticoloredcloak: yiffmaster: this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat “Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time. Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply. *looks at camera*

priscellie: postmodernmulticoloredcloak: yiffmaster: this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of t...

America, Fall, and Feminism: Shoeless Joe Feminism killed Rome and now it's killing America Yesterday at 11:32 pm.Edited Like Reply priscellie: postmodernmulticoloredcloak: yiffmaster: this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat “Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time. Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply. *looks at camera*

priscellie: postmodernmulticoloredcloak: yiffmaster: this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of t...

Be Like, Bitch, and Crying: Em @EmilyDaheim Since l started my new job (abt a month ago) I noticed one of my co workers gets treated like an outcast so I made a point to befriend him. Today he came into my office, handed me a giftcard, and awkwardly goes "thank you for treating me like a person." Bitch. I might be crying We should all be like her.

We should all be like her.

Help, New, and Build: I had some help with my new build.

I had some help with my new build.

Target, Tumblr, and Work: Found a baby hawk at work today My new dragon, iust hanging out Hey guys! Whatcha up to in here? animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Birthday, Dogs, and Target: My cousin's dog's birthday My mom has been saying my new dog looks like a tater tot yeah can i get uhhhhhhh Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Be Like, Bitch, and Crying: Em @EmilyDaheim Since l started my new job (abt a month ago) I noticed one of my co workers gets treated like an outcast so I made a point to befriend him. Today he came into my office, handed me a giftcard, and awkwardly goes "thank you for treating me like a person." Bitch. I might be crying We should all be like her.

We should all be like her.

God, Shrek, and Anxiety: This is my new achievment, a human! Great! Fantastic! That's just a monkey with anxiety The god shrek himself

The god shrek himself

Dogs, Target, and Tumblr: My new unhelpful helper My sister took her grad photos with our dog and I have never seen any dog look this proud of herself for graduating Finally captured my dog's happiness when he's about to get belly rubs More dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

More dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Friends, Instagram, and Memes: When you're fucked up but your friends legit don't care if you die and keep making you drinks My new favorite page is @irealizeposts 🤯 they post the best memes on instagram @irealizeposts 🤪😂

My new favorite page is @irealizeposts 🤯 they post the best memes on instagram @irealizeposts 🤪😂

Dank, Animal, and Earth: Pandas are the cutest thing on earth! UNILAD I think pandas are my new favourite animal... 😂🐼

I think pandas are my new favourite animal... 😂🐼

Instagram, Memes, and Best: Nobody: Kid from Stranger Things: My new favorite page is @irealizeposts 🤯 they post the best memes on instagram @irealizeposts 🤪😂

My new favorite page is @irealizeposts 🤯 they post the best memes on instagram @irealizeposts 🤪😂

Instagram, Memes, and Best: How did this man go from thinking mayonnaise is an instrument to knowing how to fly a plane My new favorite page is @irealizeposts 🤯 they post the best memes on instagram @irealizeposts 🤪😂

My new favorite page is @irealizeposts 🤯 they post the best memes on instagram @irealizeposts 🤪😂

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: memecollege:rate my new beat

memecollege:rate my new beat

Pictures, New, and Pictures Of: My new hobby: googling pictures of sitting pigeons

Facebook, Memes, and facebook.com: CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartimemes DO Vou like my new heels! They on Are those Louboutins?

Dad, Prank, and Best: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed Dads Falling For The "Olive Oil In Your Car" Prank ls My New Favorite Thing No I was showing to be a little low, so l figured this would help Not olive oil So this wasn't a good idea? No no no Dads Falling For The "Olive Oil In Your Car" Prank Is My New Favorite Thing buzzfeed.com Tell your dad you put olive oil in your cat and just wait. Link in bio for some of the best reactions 😂

Tell your dad you put olive oil in your cat and just wait. Link in bio for some of the best reactions 😂

Cookies, Omg, and Her: OMG is that my new neighbor? Bring over cookies. Kidnap and sell her to the highest bidder Ad The correct choice

The correct choice

Thank You, Email, and Help: SO, FEAR, IT SEEMS WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM FtAK I'VE BEEN TRACKING THE ACCURACY OF YOUR PREDICTIONS USING THE HELP OF MY NEW FRIEND, MINDFULNESS FEAR SINCE WE STARTED KEEPING TRACK YESTERDAY YOUR PREDICTIONS HAVE BEEN LARGELY INCORRECT AND RIDICuLOuUSLY OVERBLO-- INCO 椒似枞1M EVAN SMITH TO THE SUPERVISOR'S OFFICE THANK YOu WE'RE TOTALLY GETTING FIRED THIS TIME I KNEW THAT EMAIL SOUNDED TOO SNARKY ftAR LOW, SHARE 回@weirdofozz f @weirdofozz PATREON weirdofoZZ Serious Problem [OC]

Serious Problem [OC]

Can, Them, and New: My new mittens are a little stiff and I cant seem to get them off. 0/10 would not recommend

My new mittens are a little stiff and I cant seem to get them off. 0/10 would not recommend

Omg, Roblox, and Her: OMG is that my new neighbor? make her subscribe to pewdiepie on gun point use her to cheat on your> Roblox GF Hardest choices require strongest wills

Hardest choices require strongest wills

Charlie, Cute, and Target: My wife and I like to surprise each other with "Unexpected Charlie" Charlie no longer finds this amusing My new coworker is totally useless When I tell Amos to sits, he sits. Doesn't matter where. Doesn't matter when He just. Sits animalsnaps:Cute Dog Snaps

animalsnaps:Cute Dog Snaps

Bad, Bad Day, and Target: In case you're having a bad day My new coworker is totally useless PLEASE DO NOT FEED KENNY as he gets too fat! the face of disappointment The look I get when I tell them to quit playing animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

Friends, Memes, and Twitter: Hannah F Caldwell @MsHannahFrazier my friend's cat ACTUALLY plays fetch with hair ties and it's my new favorite thing i cannot handle this 😭 (@mshannahfrazier - @rezadaroof on Twitter)

i cannot handle this 😭 (@mshannahfrazier - @rezadaroof on Twitter)

Birds, Photos, and They: My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced The accuracy of these bird photos..

The accuracy of these bird photos..

America, Shit, and Fuck: Communism: *exists* America 81859-7 $2.25 POCKET Just making my way back home in my new orange jumpsuit and matching sungl...WHAT THE HELL FUCK THAT RED THING 'm Having None Of That Shit ulitsjustr The cold war-1950’s-1980’s

The cold war-1950’s-1980’s

Dank, 🤖, and Hero: This bunny is my new hero

This bunny is my new hero

Life, Pictures, and All: My new hobby: googling pictures of sitting pigeons They look like theyre rethinking all their choices in life

They look like theyre rethinking all their choices in life

Dank, Memes, and Target: My new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced The accuracy of these bird photos.. by patrickj32 MORE MEMES

The accuracy of these bird photos.. by patrickj32 MORE MEMES

Relationships, Texting, and Fish: Fri, Jan 25, 6:32 PM Whatcha doing Washing my pet fish Wbu What This is my new excuse for everything

This is my new excuse for everything

Friends, Funny, and Memebase: Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint Klaas Meijer @klaasm67 "I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes." Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged (1790) 23 Silly Sh*tposts That'll Help You Waste 2019 Too - Memebase - Funny Memes

23 Silly Sh*tposts That'll Help You Waste 2019 Too - Memebase - Funny Memes

Life, Memes, and Http: My new hobby: googling pictures of sitting pigeons They look like theyre rethinking all their choices in life via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2WT41ZL

They look like theyre rethinking all their choices in life via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2WT41ZL

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