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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. Iโ€™m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me thatโ€™s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! Thatโ€™s why women get successful and ppl be like โ€œwow Susan is a bishโ€ NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! โ€œDavid if you donโ€™t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.โ€ I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? โ€œWow smash what a childhood that explains why youโ€™re like this no wonder.โ€ Ok first of all ...... YES ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all could judge my mama all u want to but u canโ€™t have 1-on-1 convoโ€™s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All Iโ€™m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all Iโ€™m saying is for u ladies who are like โ€œMY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THISโ€...donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. As Tupac said, โ€œYou are appreciated โ˜บ๏ธโ€. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout โ€œcan I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ I told u I ainโ€™t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคซ) BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd
 wears a bow tie everywhere because it
 makes people less intimidated and afraid
 of him.
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/tricksy_trixie
Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. Iโ€™m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me thatโ€™s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! Thatโ€™s why women get successful and ppl be like โ€œwow Susan is a bishโ€ NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! โ€œDavid if you donโ€™t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.โ€ I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? โ€œWow smash what a childhood that explains why youโ€™re like this no wonder.โ€ Ok first of all ...... YES ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all could judge my mama all u want to but u canโ€™t have 1-on-1 convoโ€™s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All Iโ€™m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all Iโ€™m saying is for u ladies who are like โ€œMY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THISโ€...donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. As Tupac said, โ€œYou are appreciated โ˜บ๏ธโ€. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout โ€œcan I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ I told u I ainโ€™t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคซ) BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. ...

America, Best Friend, and Christmas: Yesterday at 6:41 AM My dad for three years, would come work odd jobs in America for 6 months go back to Venezuela for 6 months and that is how we live while Chavez took power in the country. In 2002 my dad left and never came back, that December my mother told us we were going to see him for Christmas break, we came with 2 suitcases, we left our apartment with everything our toys, pictures, furniture, we said goodbye to the family and friends thinking we will see them then again. I came to America to an empty apartment we had an air mattress where the four of us slept. We didn't even have covers and it was a cold December. But they sacrificed, both of them - they worked jobs that nobody else would- my father broke his back and became a stranger for years because he used to work 2 to 3 jobs at time for us to survive and we rarely saw him. ContinueReading: โ€œI can go on about the first couple of years here in America what we went through how my parents were able to provide for my sister and I to get to where we are. My father is my best friend โ€“ my mother is my strength, my fight is not for me but for both of them โ€“ I fight every day for those whose future are in jeopardy and I know mine is too. I donโ€™t want relief if it means harming my community, if it means putting my parents in jeopardy the original Dreamers. We wonโ€™t sell out our friends and families, we wonโ€™t give in this. Know that we will continue to speak up and loud against anything that puts our families at risk. This fight has been going on for 17 years โ€“ so many bills have been put at the table and both parties know that a CleanDreamAct has the bipartisan support to pass. We will continue to put pressure on those who are in power specially Speaker Ryan, the house and both Democrats and Republicans โ€“ I hope yall ready. ProtectDACA ProtectDreamers ProtectFamilies CleanDreamActNow.
America, Best Friend, and Christmas: Yesterday at 6:41 AM
 My dad for three years, would come work odd jobs in
 America for 6 months go back to Venezuela for 6 months
 and that is how we live while Chavez took power in the
 country. In 2002 my dad left and never came back, that
 December my mother told us we were going to see him for
 Christmas break, we came with 2 suitcases, we left our
 apartment with everything our toys, pictures, furniture, we
 said goodbye to the family and friends thinking we will see
 them then again. I came to America to an empty apartment
 we had an air mattress where the four of us slept. We
 didn't even have covers and it was a cold December. But
 they sacrificed, both of them - they worked jobs that
 nobody else would- my father broke his back and became a
 stranger for years because he used to work 2 to 3 jobs at
 time for us to survive and we rarely saw him.
ContinueReading: โ€œI can go on about the first couple of years here in America what we went through how my parents were able to provide for my sister and I to get to where we are. My father is my best friend โ€“ my mother is my strength, my fight is not for me but for both of them โ€“ I fight every day for those whose future are in jeopardy and I know mine is too. I donโ€™t want relief if it means harming my community, if it means putting my parents in jeopardy the original Dreamers. We wonโ€™t sell out our friends and families, we wonโ€™t give in this. Know that we will continue to speak up and loud against anything that puts our families at risk. This fight has been going on for 17 years โ€“ so many bills have been put at the table and both parties know that a CleanDreamAct has the bipartisan support to pass. We will continue to put pressure on those who are in power specially Speaker Ryan, the house and both Democrats and Republicans โ€“ I hope yall ready. ProtectDACA ProtectDreamers ProtectFamilies CleanDreamActNow.

ContinueReading: โ€œI can go on about the first couple of years here in America what we went through how my parents were able to provide for m...