Roses are red, my wife left me, right now I really need to pee
Future is now
I support her too, hot damn.
Wife’s going places then.
There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by...
The only response.
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Professor: does anyone know why my wife left me Class: Professor: me neither Sharon please come back
thebaconsandwichofregret:There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of t...
Me: omg I’m gonna be so late (I walk in, the professor walking in after me) Professor: fuck dude you too?
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Accidental Michael Scott.
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<p>Have a particularly rough workday ahead of me (6am - 8pm). This is the note my wife left me. Great way to start the day.</p>
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I didn't know those bread sticks were worth more to you guys than my friendship
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