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    Mysticism: WIZARU
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 the grass in the original shrek movie is not
 grass. its hair. they used hair textures for
 the grass bc the actual grass for some
 reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so
 they used hair textures colored green.
 speedoweedo
 elvis presley was a registered DEA officer
 who asked nixon for the title and was
 awarded it.
 ndiecity
 What else?
 WIZARD
 speedoweedo
 the great escape artist houdini was living in
 a time period where mysticism, fortune
 telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy.
 and he fucking hated it so much. so much
 that he would go to seances in disguise
 and make some bullshit off the wall shit like
 "my son died last year can you let me talk
 to him" and the seance person would be
 like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER
 then he'd rip off his disguise and be like
 YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
 He died on Halloween night in detroit and
 as far as i know every year they hold
 seances on halloween trying to get in
 contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet
 his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 speedoweedo
 foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus
 the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it
 so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 simon-newman
 Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the
 subject I never studied in my life*
 Me: How the f*ck do we know this?
 Brain: I don't know!
 Both: *Screaming*
 lolpics/AstroFunny
I really like some of these.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Mysticism: WIZARU
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 the grass in the original shrek movie is not
 grass. its hair. they used hair textures for
 the grass bc the actual grass for some
 reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so
 they used hair textures colored green.
 speedoweedo
 elvis presley was a registered DEA officer
 who asked nixon for the title and was
 awarded it.
 ndiecity
 What else?
 WIZARD
 speedoweedo
 the great escape artist houdini was living in
 a time period where mysticism, fortune
 telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy.
 and he fucking hated it so much. so much
 that he would go to seances in disguise
 and make some bullshit off the wall shit like
 "my son died last year can you let me talk
 to him" and the seance person would be
 like 'THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER
 then he'd rip off his disguise and be like
 YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
 He died on Halloween night in detroit and
 as far as i know every year they hold
 seances on halloween trying to get in
 contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet
 his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 speedoweedo
 foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus
 the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it
 so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 simon-newman
 Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the
 subject I never studied in my life*
 Me: How the f*ck do we know this?
 Brain: I don't know!
 Both: *Screaming*
 lolpics/AstroFunny
I really like some of these.
                
            

            
            
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    Mysticism: The Elder Scrolls III
 The elder Scrolls
 MORROWINTD
 MORROWIND
 e9
 Do not mm
 ORK
 Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind
 Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD
 Game of the Year Edition
 mvention of copy pro
 strictly prohibited.Confide

 SAFETY INFORMATION
 TABLE OF CONTENTS
 Introduction
 Main Menu
 Gameplay Controls
 The Game Screen
 Stats Menu
 Inventory Menu
 Magic Menu
 Map Menu
 Races
 Attributes
 Derived Attributes
 Combat Arts
 ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES
 A very small percentage of people may
 visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear
 Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a
 condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video
 experience a seizure when exposed to certain
 in video games.
 n undiagnosed
 These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness
 vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation
 entation
 confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of
 consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina
 nearby objects.
 16
 mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these
 symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about
 hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The
 the above symptoms.
 19
 Stealth Arts
 of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the
 using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not
 Combat Classes
 Magic Classes
 Stealth Classes
 en you are drowsy or fatigued
 of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor
 Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up
 Weapons
 R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION
 28
 29
 30
 .30
 30
 ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that
 Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor
 u should read and understand before using this software
 School of Conjuration
 VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION
 School of Illusion
 School of Destruction
 not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection
 pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them.
 tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the
 creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even
 when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images
 eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's
 nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are
 unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or
 School of Restoration
 School of Mysticism
 School of Alteration
 Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells.
 34
 35
 36
 Magic Items, Magic Scrolls
 Spellmaking
 Enchanting
 39
 the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set.
 I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental,
 Potions, Alchemy
 Stealth
 pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited
 42
 Books, Journal.
 Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail.
 Loading and Saving
 Preferences
 Credits
 .46
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 The Elder ScI: Morrowind

 CREATING YOUR CHARACTER
 When you first start, you mu
 entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign
 ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've
 DARK ELF
 In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common
 usage, but in their Morrowind homeland,
 they call themselves the "Dunmer." The
 dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine
 powerful intellect with strong and agile
 physiques, producing superior warriors and
 sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are
 noted for their skilled and balanced
 integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and
 war wizards.
 RACES
 You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each
 race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions
 vou'll make.
 ARGONIAN
 Little is known and less is understood about the
 reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of
 defending their borders have made the
 Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their
 Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5,
 Marksman +5, Short Blade +10
 Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire
 natural abilities make them equally at home in
 water and on land. They are well suited for the
 treacherous swamps of their homeland, and
 have developed natural immunities to the
 diseases and poisons that have doomed many
 would-be explorers of the region.
 HIGH ELF
 The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden-
 skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common
 tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their
 speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts,
 crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven
 traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High
 Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far
 more resistant to disease than the lesser races.
 Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5
 Spear +5, Unarmored+5
 Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing
 Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5
 Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock,
 Resistant to Disease
 BRETON
 Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond
 with the mercurial forces of magic and the
 supernatural. Many great sorcerers have
 IMPERIAL
 Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of
 Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-
 spoken. Though physically less imposing than the
 other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd
 diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their
 remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have
 enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and
 to have erected the monument to peace and
 prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.
 from the home province of High
 Rock, and in addition to their quick and
 perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment,
 and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons
 boast a high resistance to destructive and
 dominating magical energies.
 Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5
 Illusion +5
 pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka
 SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S,
 Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5
 SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
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 The Elder crlsIII: Morowind

 BIRTHSIGNS
 In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their
 aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or
 weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences.
 STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES
 THIEVES
 Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and
 loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence,
 and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and
 in their acquisitive activities
 cleverness
 THE APPRENTICE
 Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but
 also have a weakness to it.
 AGENTS
 atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but
 dasTHE ATRONACH
 trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and
 independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to
 various patrons or causes.
 Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but
 have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them.
 THE LADY
 Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande
 and Personality.
 ASSASSINS
 Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach
 victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons
 or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless
 murderers or principled agents of noble causes.
 THE LORD
 Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak
 to fire
 THE LOVER
 Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can
 paralyze others with a kiss.
 ACROBATS
 Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story
 men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility
 and cunning to avoid capture.
 THE MAGE
 Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka.
 MONKS
 Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand
 combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by
 stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of
 ranged and close-combat weapons.
 THE RITUAL
 Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and
 turn undead.
 THE SERPENT
 Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of
 PILGRIMS
 Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They
 fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and
 magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become
 shrewd in commerce and persuasion
 their own Health.
 THE SHADOW
 Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible.
 THE STEED
 Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster
 BARDS
 Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the
 wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword
 shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of
 their educational experiences
 THE THIEF
 Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit.
 THE TOWER
 detect things at a distance.
 Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance
 Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and
 THE WARRIOR
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                Mysticism: The Elder Scrolls III
 The elder Scrolls
 MORROWINTD
 MORROWIND
 e9
 Do not mm
 ORK
 Media company.The Elder Scrolls, Morrowind
 Bink Video, Copynight 1997-2001 by RAD
 Game of the Year Edition
 mvention of copy pro
 strictly prohibited.Confide

 SAFETY INFORMATION
 TABLE OF CONTENTS
 Introduction
 Main Menu
 Gameplay Controls
 The Game Screen
 Stats Menu
 Inventory Menu
 Magic Menu
 Map Menu
 Races
 Attributes
 Derived Attributes
 Combat Arts
 ABOUT PHOTOSENSITIVE SEIZURES
 A very small percentage of people may
 visual images, including flashing lights or patterns that may appear
 Even people who have no history of seizures or epilepsy may have a
 condition that can cause these photosensitve epileptic seizures while watching video
 experience a seizure when exposed to certain
 in video games.
 n undiagnosed
 These seizures may have a variety of symptoms including: lightheadedness
 vision, eye or face twitching, jerking or shaking of arms or legs, disorientation
 entation
 confusion, or momentary loss of awareness. Seizures may also cause loss of
 consciousness or convulsions that can lead to injury from falling down or strikina
 nearby objects.
 16
 mmediately stop playing and consult a doctor if you experience any of these
 symptoms Parents should watch for or ask their children about
 hildren and teenagers are more likely than adults to experience these seizures. The
 the above symptoms.
 19
 Stealth Arts
 of photosensitive epileptic seizures may be reduced by sitting farther from the
 using a smaller television screen, playing in a well-lit room, and not
 Combat Classes
 Magic Classes
 Stealth Classes
 en you are drowsy or fatigued
 of your relatives have a history of seizures or epilepsy, consult a doctor
 Increasing Your Skills and Leveling Up
 Weapons
 R IMPORTANT HEALTH AND SAFETY INFORMATION
 28
 29
 30
 .30
 30
 ox Instruction Manual contains important safety and health information that
 Using Weapons, Repairing Weapons & Armor
 u should read and understand before using this software
 School of Conjuration
 VOID DAMAGE TO YOUR TELEVISION
 School of Illusion
 School of Destruction
 not use with certain televisions. Some televisions, especially front- or rear-projection
 pes, can be damaged if any video games, including Xbox games, are played on them.
 tatic images presented during the normal course of game play may burn in to the
 creen, causing a permanent shadow of the static image to appear at all times, even
 when video games are not being played. Similar damage may occur from static images
 eated when placing a video game on hold or pause. Consult your television owner's
 nanual to determine if video games can be safely played safely on your set. If you are
 unable to find this information in the owner's manual, contact your television dealer or
 School of Restoration
 School of Mysticism
 School of Alteration
 Abilities, Powers, Diseases, Spells.
 34
 35
 36
 Magic Items, Magic Scrolls
 Spellmaking
 Enchanting
 39
 the manufacturer to determine if video games can be played safely on your set.
 I Unauthorized copying, reverse engineering, transmission, public performance, rental,
 Potions, Alchemy
 Stealth
 pay for play, or circumvention of copy protection is strictly prohibited
 42
 Books, Journal.
 Containers, Resting and Waiting, Fast Travel, Crime and Jail.
 Loading and Saving
 Preferences
 Credits
 .46
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 The Elder ScI: Morrowind

 CREATING YOUR CHARACTER
 When you first start, you mu
 entered in your Name, you'l be asked to select a Race, Class, and Bithsign
 ist decide what kind of player you will be. After you've
 DARK ELF
 In the Empire, "Dark Elf is the common
 usage, but in their Morrowind homeland,
 they call themselves the "Dunmer." The
 dark-skinned, red-eyed Dunmer combine
 powerful intellect with strong and agile
 physiques, producing superior warriors and
 sorcerers. On the battlefield, Dark Elves are
 noted for their skilled and balanced
 integration of swordsmen, marksmen, and
 war wizards.
 RACES
 You may choose from 10 races commonly encountered in MORROWIND. Since each
 race has unique abilities, selecting your race is one of the most important decisions
 vou'll make.
 ARGONIAN
 Little is known and less is understood about the
 reptilian denizens of Black Marsh. Years of
 defending their borders have made the
 Argonians experts in guerilla warfare, and their
 Skill Bonuses: Long Blade +5, Destruction +10, Light Armor +5, Athletics +5, Mysticism +5,
 Marksman +5, Short Blade +10
 Specials: Ancestor Guardian, Resistant to Fire
 natural abilities make them equally at home in
 water and on land. They are well suited for the
 treacherous swamps of their homeland, and
 have developed natural immunities to the
 diseases and poisons that have doomed many
 would-be explorers of the region.
 HIGH ELF
 The High Elves, or Altmer, are the proud, tall, golden-
 skinned peoples of Summerset Isle. The common
 tongue of the Empire, Tamrielic, is based on their
 speech and writing, and most of the Empire's arts,
 crafts, and sciences are derived from High Elven
 traditions. Deft, intelligent, and strong-willed, High
 Elves are often gifted in the arcane arts, and are far
 more resistant to disease than the lesser races.
 Skill Bonuses: Alchemy +5, Athletics +15,Illusion +5, Medium Armor +5, Mysticism +5
 Spear +5, Unarmored+5
 Specials: Resist Disease, Immune to Poison, Water Breathing
 Skill: Destruction +10, Enchant +10, Alchemy +10, Alteration +5, Conjuration +5,Illusion +5
 Specials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Weakness to Magicka, Fire, Frost, and Shock,
 Resistant to Disease
 BRETON
 Bretons feel an inborn, instinctive bond
 with the mercurial forces of magic and the
 supernatural. Many great sorcerers have
 IMPERIAL
 Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of
 Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-
 spoken. Though physically less imposing than the
 other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd
 diplomats and traders. These traits, along with their
 remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have
 enabled them to subdue all the other provinces and
 to have erected the monument to peace and
 prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.
 from the home province of High
 Rock, and in addition to their quick and
 perceptive grasp of spellcraft, enchantment,
 and alchemy, even the humblest of Bretons
 boast a high resistance to destructive and
 dominating magical energies.
 Skill Bonuses: Conjuration +10, Mysticism +10, Restoration +10, Alchemy +5, Alteration +5
 Illusion +5
 pecials: Fortified Maximum Magicka, Dragon Skin, Resist Magicka
 SKILL BONUSES: Speechcraft+10, Mercantile+10, Long Blade +10, Blunt Weapon +S,
 Light Armor +5, Hand to Hand +5
 SPECIALS: Star of the West, Voice of the Emperor
 The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
 13
 The Elder crlsIII: Morowind

 BIRTHSIGNS
 In Tamriel, persons born under certain constellations are said to be fortunate in their
 aspects', Such persons are often blessed-or cursed- with remarkable abilities or
 weaknesses as a result of the magical conjunctions of celestíal influences.
 STEALTH SPECIALIZED CLASSES
 THIEVES
 Thieves are pickpockets and pilferers. Unlike robbers, who kill and
 loot, thieves typically choose stealth and subterfuge over violence,
 and often entertain romantic notions of their charm and
 in their acquisitive activities
 cleverness
 THE APPRENTICE
 Those bom under the sign of The Apprentice have increased Magicka, but
 also have a weakness to it.
 AGENTS
 atives skilled in deception and avoidance, but
 dasTHE ATRONACH
 trained in self-defense and the use of deadly force. Self-reliant and
 independent, agents devote themselves to personal goals, or to
 various patrons or causes.
 Those born under the sign of The Atronach cannot regenerate Magicka, but
 have a chance of absorbing any magic cast at them.
 THE LADY
 Those born under the sign of The Lady have increased Endurande
 and Personality.
 ASSASSINS
 Assassins are killers who rely on stealth and mobility to approach
 victims undetected. Execution is performed with ranged weapons
 or with short blades for close work. Assassins can be ruthless
 murderers or principled agents of noble causes.
 THE LORD
 Those born under the sign of The Lord can regenerate Health, but are weak
 to fire
 THE LOVER
 Those born under the sign of The Lover have increased Agility and can
 paralyze others with a kiss.
 ACROBATS
 Acrobať' is a polite euphemism for agile burglars and second-story
 men, These thieves avoid detection by stealth, and rely on mobility
 and cunning to avoid capture.
 THE MAGE
 Those born under the sign of The Mage have increased Magicka.
 MONKS
 Monks are students of the ancient martial arts of hand-to-hand
 combat and unarmored self-defense. Monks avoid detection by
 stealth, mobility, and agility, and are skilled with a variety of
 ranged and close-combat weapons.
 THE RITUAL
 Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and
 turn undead.
 THE SERPENT
 Those born under the sign of The Serpent can poison others at a loss of
 PILGRIMS
 Pilgrims are travelers, seekers of truth and enlightenment. They
 fortify themselves for road and wilderness with arms, armor, and
 magic, and through wide experience of the world, they become
 shrewd in commerce and persuasion
 their own Health.
 THE SHADOW
 Those born under the sign of The Shadow can make themselves invisible.
 THE STEED
 Those born under the sign of The Steed can move faster
 BARDS
 Bards are loremasters and storytellers. They crave adventure for the
 wisdom and insight to be gained, and must depend on sword
 shield, spell, and enchantment to preserve them from the perils of
 their educational experiences
 THE THIEF
 Those born under the sign of The Thief are harder to hit.
 THE TOWER
 detect things at a distance.
 Those born under the sign of The Warrior have an increased chance
 Those born under the sign of The Tower can unlock doors magically and
 THE WARRIOR
 25
I miss the days when games came with manuals
                
            

            
            
I miss the days when games came with manuals

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Mysticism: speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 ndiecity
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its
 hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual
 grass for some reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so they used hair
 textures colored green
 o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked
 nixon for the title and was awarded it.
 What else?
 o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where
 mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it
 so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and
 make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear
 can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be
 like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his
 disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN
 o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every
 year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with
 his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their
 muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to
 vitamin A poisoning
 o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was
 intended to be a medicine
 o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off
 masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which
 he believed caused health problems
 o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to
 write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic
 magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on
 mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap
 me each day
 o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described
 ichthyophobe
A treasure trove of trivia
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Mysticism: speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 ndiecity
 speedoweedo
 speedoweedo
 on a list of dumb shit i know:
 o the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its
 hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual
 grass for some reason in their computer modelling
 programs would not behave like grass so they used hair
 textures colored green
 o elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked
 nixon for the title and was awarded it.
 What else?
 o the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where
 mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were
 becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it
 so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and
 make some bullshit off the wall shit like "my son died last vear
 can you let me talk to him and the seance person would be
 like THIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHER' then he'd rip off his
 disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN
 o He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every
 year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with
 his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not
 responding out of raw spite
 o foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their
 muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
 o if you were to eat the liver of a polar bear you would succumb to
 vitamin A poisoning
 o Graham crackers started off as anti masturbatory aids, Coca-Cola was
 intended to be a medicine
 o Mr. John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a measure to stave off
 masturbation and was huge into the anti-masturbatory movement, which
 he believed caused health problems
 o also in the same vein as houdini shit: he commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to
 write a piece discrediting mysticism and it fucking exists. He, the fantastic
 magician, commissioned the fuckn horror fantasy writer to dunk on
 mysticism. I cannot get over this for any span of time it comes back to slap
 me each day
 o also HP Lovecraft was deathly afraid of fish, and was a self-described
 ichthyophobe
A treasure trove of trivia
                
            

            
            
A treasure trove of trivia

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







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 But they will never forget the way you
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 They may even forget what you do..
 But they will never forget the way you
 make them feel
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    Mysticism: Heautontimoroumenos
 Following
 @paulengelhard
 Universities didn't "turn left"; they stayed
 committed to rational thought
 It was the
 right which turned imbecile.
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 539
 1,203
 6:30 AM-14 Feb 2017
 18
 13539
 1.2K
 Reply to @paulengelhard
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 Let's dispense with the myth that there is no place for conservatives in
 academia because universities are ideologically intolerant, okay?
 2
 101
 248
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 The problem is that if your religion is creationism, your news is infowars, and
 your economics are magical thinking, academia isn't for you
 2
 264
 594

 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 It's not academia's fault that the chief intellectuals of the right these days are
 Newt Gingrich & Charles Krauthammer, for fuck's sake
 71
 2
 242
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 It's not academia's fault that social progress has become so mainstream that all
 that's left to the right is the frothing, lunatic fringe.
 t95
 4
 295
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 And the simple fact is that THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES OF 4CHAN INCELS
 (which is what RW "thought" is today) ARE NOT WORTHY OF ACADEMIC
 DEBATE
 1
 t 83
 254
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 I mean, the right makes fun of gender theory, but believes that pizzagate is a
 clear and present threat to the nation
 GET. OUT. OF. CLASS
 2
 198
 341
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 I am HAPPY to debate the merits of mysticism v scholasticism any day
 I am NOT debating people who think Jesus rode on dinosaurs.
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 94
 328
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 Dear conservatives: you cannot create the most rabidly anti-intellectual
 movement in Western history, and then demand a voice in academia.
 6
 t330
 741

 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 If 99% of scientists tell you that climate change is real, and Trump says it isn't,
 then the only intolerant ideology in the room is YOURS
 83
 2
 276
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 You can't deny objective reality, historical facts, and social consensus, and then
 cry foul if the places teaching those things shun you
 t88
 2
 234
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 So, republicans, until you learn to accept OBJECTIVE FACTS, the only
 academic field that will show any interest in you is psychology
 2
 t55
 248
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 I'm an academic.
 And we don't owe ignorant, benighted fools time, debate, empathy, or
 consideration
 You want debate? Up your fucking game
 2
 t61
 266
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 You dislike gender theory? Feel free to debate it. But don't bring Toby Keith to a
 Judith Butler fight
 THEY ARE NOT INTELLECTUAL EQUALS.
 2
 52
 243

 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 That's the whole fucking issue. You are trying to fight phallogocentrism with "not
 Adam & Steve"
 Fine. But do so in 3rd grade, not college.
 1
 17
 163
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 Here's an idea: I don't show up at a NASCAR race with a '01 Prius, and you
 don't show up to an academic debate with Alex Jones. Deal?
 4
 t 63
 290
medusamori:

rsbenedict:
This thread is amazing.


#don’t bring Toby Keith to a Judith Butler fight

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Mysticism: Heautontimoroumenos
 Following
 @paulengelhard
 Universities didn't "turn left"; they stayed
 committed to rational thought
 It was the
 right which turned imbecile.
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 539
 1,203
 6:30 AM-14 Feb 2017
 18
 13539
 1.2K
 Reply to @paulengelhard
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 Let's dispense with the myth that there is no place for conservatives in
 academia because universities are ideologically intolerant, okay?
 2
 101
 248
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 The problem is that if your religion is creationism, your news is infowars, and
 your economics are magical thinking, academia isn't for you
 2
 264
 594

 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 It's not academia's fault that the chief intellectuals of the right these days are
 Newt Gingrich & Charles Krauthammer, for fuck's sake
 71
 2
 242
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 It's not academia's fault that social progress has become so mainstream that all
 that's left to the right is the frothing, lunatic fringe.
 t95
 4
 295
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 And the simple fact is that THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES OF 4CHAN INCELS
 (which is what RW "thought" is today) ARE NOT WORTHY OF ACADEMIC
 DEBATE
 1
 t 83
 254
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 I mean, the right makes fun of gender theory, but believes that pizzagate is a
 clear and present threat to the nation
 GET. OUT. OF. CLASS
 2
 198
 341
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 I am HAPPY to debate the merits of mysticism v scholasticism any day
 I am NOT debating people who think Jesus rode on dinosaurs.
 3
 94
 328
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 Dear conservatives: you cannot create the most rabidly anti-intellectual
 movement in Western history, and then demand a voice in academia.
 6
 t330
 741

 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 If 99% of scientists tell you that climate change is real, and Trump says it isn't,
 then the only intolerant ideology in the room is YOURS
 83
 2
 276
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 You can't deny objective reality, historical facts, and social consensus, and then
 cry foul if the places teaching those things shun you
 t88
 2
 234
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 So, republicans, until you learn to accept OBJECTIVE FACTS, the only
 academic field that will show any interest in you is psychology
 2
 t55
 248
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 I'm an academic.
 And we don't owe ignorant, benighted fools time, debate, empathy, or
 consideration
 You want debate? Up your fucking game
 2
 t61
 266
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 You dislike gender theory? Feel free to debate it. But don't bring Toby Keith to a
 Judith Butler fight
 THEY ARE NOT INTELLECTUAL EQUALS.
 2
 52
 243

 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 That's the whole fucking issue. You are trying to fight phallogocentrism with "not
 Adam & Steve"
 Fine. But do so in 3rd grade, not college.
 1
 17
 163
 Heautontimoroumenos @paulengelhard Feb 14
 Here's an idea: I don't show up at a NASCAR race with a '01 Prius, and you
 don't show up to an academic debate with Alex Jones. Deal?
 4
 t 63
 290
medusamori:

rsbenedict:
This thread is amazing.


#don’t bring Toby Keith to a Judith Butler fight

                
            

            
            
medusamori:

rsbenedict:
This thread is amazing.


#don’t bring Toby Keith to a Judith Butler fight