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Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get ass naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it 0.0 BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>
Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get
 ass naked and sit there and
 contemplate life and wonder if this
 stomach pain even worth it
 0.0
BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>

BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at fr...

Children, Goals, and Lawyer: Phaedra Parks Announces New Modeling Career; Signs With Wilhelmina Models @balleralert Phaedra Parks Announces New Modeling Career; Signs With Wilhelmina Models- blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since being dismissed from the cast of the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” PhaedraParks has added a new gig to her longstanding career in the industry. According to Us Weekly, the lawyer-turned-reality star-turned mortician has now kicked off her career as a model. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The publication caught up with the newly named Wilhelmina model to discuss her new career move, her body, and her goals and inspirations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I think I’m the face of ‘yes you can,’” Parks told the publication. “I’m a small town girl who has followed her dreams. Yes you can be a mom, yes you can be a lawyer and yes you can be a model. When the opportunity presented itself some people asked me ‘Why?’ and I said ‘Why not?’ A supermodel started this company and she wanted to give the power back to the women and I think I stand for the same things. I have the opportunity to show people that beauty can come in every size, shade, color, and age. It’s exciting and an adventure.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parks then went on to discuss how she felt about representing an “under-served market,” where she explained that in this time, “women need to be empowered to stand in their truth, to be different, dare to be diverse and stand up in times of controversy.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it comes to the particular campaigns she wants to focus on, the mother-of-two explained that she would love to be the face of a skincare or cosmetic line. However, she doesn’t mind showing some skin for the camera. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I don’t mind baring it all, I have been wearing g-strings and baring it all really every season for seven years. I had two children on national TV. I love nudity! I’ve bought a lot of exotic entertainers on the show, so I love my body and I’ve got curves. I’m a mother of two, so I’m not perfect, but I have no problem getting naked.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As things turn around in her life, from her being fired to her divorce, Parks has finally started to be happy with who she is. And now she believes, she is getting better with time.
Children, Goals, and Lawyer: Phaedra Parks Announces New Modeling
 Career; Signs With Wilhelmina Models
 @balleralert
Phaedra Parks Announces New Modeling Career; Signs With Wilhelmina Models- blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since being dismissed from the cast of the “Real Housewives of Atlanta,” PhaedraParks has added a new gig to her longstanding career in the industry. According to Us Weekly, the lawyer-turned-reality star-turned mortician has now kicked off her career as a model. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The publication caught up with the newly named Wilhelmina model to discuss her new career move, her body, and her goals and inspirations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I think I’m the face of ‘yes you can,’” Parks told the publication. “I’m a small town girl who has followed her dreams. Yes you can be a mom, yes you can be a lawyer and yes you can be a model. When the opportunity presented itself some people asked me ‘Why?’ and I said ‘Why not?’ A supermodel started this company and she wanted to give the power back to the women and I think I stand for the same things. I have the opportunity to show people that beauty can come in every size, shade, color, and age. It’s exciting and an adventure.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Parks then went on to discuss how she felt about representing an “under-served market,” where she explained that in this time, “women need to be empowered to stand in their truth, to be different, dare to be diverse and stand up in times of controversy.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it comes to the particular campaigns she wants to focus on, the mother-of-two explained that she would love to be the face of a skincare or cosmetic line. However, she doesn’t mind showing some skin for the camera. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I don’t mind baring it all, I have been wearing g-strings and baring it all really every season for seven years. I had two children on national TV. I love nudity! I’ve bought a lot of exotic entertainers on the show, so I love my body and I’ve got curves. I’m a mother of two, so I’m not perfect, but I have no problem getting naked.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As things turn around in her life, from her being fired to her divorce, Parks has finally started to be happy with who she is. And now she believes, she is getting better with time.

Phaedra Parks Announces New Modeling Career; Signs With Wilhelmina Models- blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since being dismissed from t...

Love, Memes, and Party: *claps* "You're a jerk (x5)" 2009 niggas: @rapper2k Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know
Love, Memes, and Party: *claps*
 "You're a jerk (x5)"
 2009 niggas:
 @rapper2k
Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just touch it and turn her on And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin' Done I got on my way I'm leavin' she like where your goin' I ain't got my shoes and purse I said it's none of your concern and she yelled (your a jerk!) So I walked out the door, called Ben J. told him it's a function he said I'm on my way We pulled up to the party ices on my shirt and got geeked up everybody jerkin We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left Then she popped out of nowhere she was still half dressed She like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin The whole party heard her but all I could hear was Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin(your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Jerk jerk jerk (jerkin) Everything quiet and the bass real hard And I stay geeked up never been a retard got a new boy swagg And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the jim crowe laws I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess I'm a jerk and I go thru big rounds Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine You squeezin I'm squeezin but yo shit is wack Why you comin to the front you can push that back got ya girl on the side She talkin sum lil stuff while she textin on the phone Ben J. hit it rough So I did it was good and I quickly got dressed she was like where you goin There's another girl naked she screamed out loud Ben J.(your jerk!) And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts Wah wah wah wah (your a jerk) Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin' (your a jerk) I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time(your a jerk!) I know Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know) Your a jerk! (I know

Jerk I'm so cocky with it got my iced out clubs like rocky hit Got your girl on my swag she lovin' them jerkin songs Like the new ipod just ...