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Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS S18.42 lb Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up. It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to the beat of your music. This thing is sure to make you like a douche on any occasion. DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL $29.95 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews. Here's an easy way to liven up a party without actually drinking out of the tusk of an endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand. PRAYING MANTIS EGGS $7.85 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises running around outside their house? I've heard this is a good way to get rid of bug populations. It can also land you with a neat little pet. MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY S14.99 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a powerful magnet that you can use like a snake charmer like the picture above. SODA CAN BUG SCREEN S3.78 I have never been the same after a wasp flew into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was little. Whoever made this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so shipping might be pricey. CROW MASK $34.95 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask, it's time for a change. Someone should wear this with a black hoodie and chill out in a graveyard for a while. BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT $21.99 ATT9.om This kit allows you to make a working ballista that you can fire from your desk. Using the provided ammunition, this thing supposedly shoots up to 30 feet. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>
Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS
 S18.42
 lb
 Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up.
 It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to
 the beat of your music. This thing is sure to
 make you like a douche on any occasion.
 DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL
 $29.95
 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews.
 Here's an easy way to liven up a party without
 actually drinking out of the tusk of an
 endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of
 BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It
 holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand.

 PRAYING MANTIS EGGS
 $7.85
 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises
 running around outside their house? I've heard
 this is a good way to get rid of bug populations.
 It can also land you with a neat little pet.
 MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY
 S14.99
 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome
 properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This
 was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a
 powerful magnet that you can use like a snake
 charmer like the picture above.

 SODA CAN BUG SCREEN
 S3.78
 I have never been the same after a wasp flew
 into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was
 little. Whoever made this deserves a medal.
 Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so
 shipping might be pricey.
 CROW MASK
 $34.95
 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed
 crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask,
 it's time for a change. Someone should wear
 this with a black hoodie and chill out in a
 graveyard for a while.

 BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT
 $21.99
 ATT9.om
 This kit allows you to make a working ballista
 that you can fire from your desk. Using the
 provided ammunition, this thing supposedly
 shoots up to 30 feet.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>

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Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS S18.42 lb Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up. It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to the beat of your music. This thing is sure to make you like a douche on any occasion. DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL $29.95 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews. Here's an easy way to liven up a party without actually drinking out of the tusk of an endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand. PRAYING MANTIS EGGS $7.85 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises running around outside their house? I've heard this is a good way to get rid of bug populations. It can also land you with a neat little pet. MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY S14.99 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a powerful magnet that you can use like a snake charmer like the picture above. SODA CAN BUG SCREEN S3.78 I have never been the same after a wasp flew into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was little. Whoever made this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so shipping might be pricey. CROW MASK $34.95 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask, it's time for a change. Someone should wear this with a black hoodie and chill out in a graveyard for a while. BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT $21.99 ATT9.om This kit allows you to make a working ballista that you can fire from your desk. Using the provided ammunition, this thing supposedly shoots up to 30 feet. novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas
Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS
 S18.42
 lb
 Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up.
 It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to
 the beat of your music. This thing is sure to
 make you like a douche on any occasion.
 DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL
 $29.95
 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews.
 Here's an easy way to liven up a party without
 actually drinking out of the tusk of an
 endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of
 BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It
 holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand.

 PRAYING MANTIS EGGS
 $7.85
 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises
 running around outside their house? I've heard
 this is a good way to get rid of bug populations.
 It can also land you with a neat little pet.
 MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY
 S14.99
 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome
 properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This
 was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a
 powerful magnet that you can use like a snake
 charmer like the picture above.

 SODA CAN BUG SCREEN
 S3.78
 I have never been the same after a wasp flew
 into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was
 little. Whoever made this deserves a medal.
 Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so
 shipping might be pricey.
 CROW MASK
 $34.95
 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed
 crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask,
 it's time for a change. Someone should wear
 this with a black hoodie and chill out in a
 graveyard for a while.

 BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT
 $21.99
 ATT9.om
 This kit allows you to make a working ballista
 that you can fire from your desk. Using the
 provided ammunition, this thing supposedly
 shoots up to 30 feet.
novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas

novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas

Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS S18.42 lb Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up. It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to the beat of your music. This thing is sure to make you like a douche on any occasion. DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL $29.95 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews. Here's an easy way to liven up a party without actually drinking out of the tusk of an endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand. PRAYING MANTIS EGGS $7.85 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises running around outside their house? I've heard this is a good way to get rid of bug populations. It can also land you with a neat little pet. MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY S14.99 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a powerful magnet that you can use like a snake charmer like the picture above. SODA CAN BUG SCREEN S3.78 I have never been the same after a wasp flew into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was little. Whoever made this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so shipping might be pricey. CROW MASK $34.95 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask, it's time for a change. Someone should wear this with a black hoodie and chill out in a graveyard for a while. BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT $21.99 ATT9.om This kit allows you to make a working ballista that you can fire from your desk. Using the provided ammunition, this thing supposedly shoots up to 30 feet. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>
Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS
 S18.42
 lb
 Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up.
 It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to
 the beat of your music. This thing is sure to
 make you like a douche on any occasion.
 DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL
 $29.95
 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews.
 Here's an easy way to liven up a party without
 actually drinking out of the tusk of an
 endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of
 BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It
 holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand.

 PRAYING MANTIS EGGS
 $7.85
 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises
 running around outside their house? I've heard
 this is a good way to get rid of bug populations.
 It can also land you with a neat little pet.
 MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY
 S14.99
 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome
 properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This
 was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a
 powerful magnet that you can use like a snake
 charmer like the picture above.

 SODA CAN BUG SCREEN
 S3.78
 I have never been the same after a wasp flew
 into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was
 little. Whoever made this deserves a medal.
 Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so
 shipping might be pricey.
 CROW MASK
 $34.95
 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed
 crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask,
 it's time for a change. Someone should wear
 this with a black hoodie and chill out in a
 graveyard for a while.

 BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT
 $21.99
 ATT9.om
 This kit allows you to make a working ballista
 that you can fire from your desk. Using the
 provided ammunition, this thing supposedly
 shoots up to 30 feet.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>

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Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS S18.42 lb Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up. It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to the beat of your music. This thing is sure to make you like a douche on any occasion. DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL $29.95 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews. Here's an easy way to liven up a party without actually drinking out of the tusk of an endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand. PRAYING MANTIS EGGS $7.85 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises running around outside their house? I've heard this is a good way to get rid of bug populations. It can also land you with a neat little pet. MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY S14.99 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a powerful magnet that you can use like a snake charmer like the picture above. SODA CAN BUG SCREEN S3.78 I have never been the same after a wasp flew into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was little. Whoever made this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so shipping might be pricey. CROW MASK $34.95 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask, it's time for a change. Someone should wear this with a black hoodie and chill out in a graveyard for a while. BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT $21.99 ATT9.om This kit allows you to make a working ballista that you can fire from your desk. Using the provided ammunition, this thing supposedly shoots up to 30 feet. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>
Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS
 S18.42
 lb
 Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up.
 It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to
 the beat of your music. This thing is sure to
 make you like a douche on any occasion.
 DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL
 $29.95
 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews.
 Here's an easy way to liven up a party without
 actually drinking out of the tusk of an
 endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of
 BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It
 holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand.

 PRAYING MANTIS EGGS
 $7.85
 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises
 running around outside their house? I've heard
 this is a good way to get rid of bug populations.
 It can also land you with a neat little pet.
 MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY
 S14.99
 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome
 properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This
 was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a
 powerful magnet that you can use like a snake
 charmer like the picture above.

 SODA CAN BUG SCREEN
 S3.78
 I have never been the same after a wasp flew
 into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was
 little. Whoever made this deserves a medal.
 Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so
 shipping might be pricey.
 CROW MASK
 $34.95
 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed
 crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask,
 it's time for a change. Someone should wear
 this with a black hoodie and chill out in a
 graveyard for a while.

 BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT
 $21.99
 ATT9.om
 This kit allows you to make a working ballista
 that you can fire from your desk. Using the
 provided ammunition, this thing supposedly
 shoots up to 30 feet.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>

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Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS S18.42 lb Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up. It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to the beat of your music. This thing is sure to make you like a douche on any occasion. DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL $29.95 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews. Here's an easy way to liven up a party without actually drinking out of the tusk of an endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand. PRAYING MANTIS EGGS $7.85 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises running around outside their house? I've heard this is a good way to get rid of bug populations. It can also land you with a neat little pet. MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY S14.99 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a powerful magnet that you can use like a snake charmer like the picture above. SODA CAN BUG SCREEN S3.78 I have never been the same after a wasp flew into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was little. Whoever made this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so shipping might be pricey. CROW MASK $34.95 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask, it's time for a change. Someone should wear this with a black hoodie and chill out in a graveyard for a while. BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT $21.99 ATT9.om This kit allows you to make a working ballista that you can fire from your desk. Using the provided ammunition, this thing supposedly shoots up to 30 feet. novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas
Never Been The Same: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS
 S18.42
 lb
 Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up.
 It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to
 the beat of your music. This thing is sure to
 make you like a douche on any occasion.
 DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL
 $29.95
 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews.
 Here's an easy way to liven up a party without
 actually drinking out of the tusk of an
 endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of
 BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It
 holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand.

 PRAYING MANTIS EGGS
 $7.85
 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises
 running around outside their house? I've heard
 this is a good way to get rid of bug populations.
 It can also land you with a neat little pet.
 MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY
 S14.99
 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome
 properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This
 was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a
 powerful magnet that you can use like a snake
 charmer like the picture above.

 SODA CAN BUG SCREEN
 S3.78
 I have never been the same after a wasp flew
 into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was
 little. Whoever made this deserves a medal.
 Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so
 shipping might be pricey.
 CROW MASK
 $34.95
 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed
 crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask,
 it's time for a change. Someone should wear
 this with a black hoodie and chill out in a
 graveyard for a while.

 BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT
 $21.99
 ATT9.om
 This kit allows you to make a working ballista
 that you can fire from your desk. Using the
 provided ammunition, this thing supposedly
 shoots up to 30 feet.
novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas

novelty-gift-ideas:You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas

Never Been The Same: Girlfriend at the time left for an early meeting one morning. I didn't get back to sleep, so I bummed around, eventually I tried on her panties... and there was only one way to get my boner down from that point. Now girlfriend-less, I still love wearing panties and have some other lingerie too. 2. Just the other day, actually. Girlfriend was over and we were messing around, trying to creep each other out by being generally weird and gross, the usual She decided to whisper "fuck me daddy" in a slightly higher pitch than her normal voice in my ear to really creep me out Nope, instant hard-on. One intense pounding later and we've both accepted that daddy/daughter is going to be a regular thing with us and that we are probably human trash and we're both more than okay with that Was in swimming pool when I lived at home about 16 years old and saw 40 year old neighbor bending over tending to her garden. That started my MILF Important am lesbian So there are these creatures called pillow princesses. Its basically (straight)girls who love getting head from lesbians but will never give anything in return. Most lesbians hate them. However, something about pleasuring a girl just because I want to make her feel good and not because I want something in return just...idk, I love it. Its not a control thing though, I've tried submission, don't like it one bit. Its more like a doing something nice" fetish? ldk. Anywho, happy to serve, ladies Edit just for clarification, I am not a butch, I'm about as femme as it gets, so this isn't a lack-of-sex-anyways thing Cumshots. I used to think that guys should only cum into a condom or into my mouth after oral. Quick clean up, right? But a few months ago my friend and I were fooling around and he asked if he could finish on me and I thought hell, why not. I now know what I've been missing. I don't know what it is either something about having that mess on my body makes me feel dirty and I like it 6. Being rough with my partner. General control things Denying orgasms and/or making them work to earn it. And it makes me feel shitty most of the time, but it's the only thing that gets me interested these days. Had a few partners who allowed me to indulge early on, and I've never been the same since I love "subtle sexytime. When my first boyfriend and I were together, we were chilling at his house watching a movie on the sofa under a blanket. His dad comes in and watches with us, and they start just chatting normally, and I feel his hand start to wander up my thigh. For about 20 minutes he's getting me off with his finger while his dad's sitting about 6 feet away. Having to keep biting my lip to try and keep quiet was so tough but so hot 8. The thought of my SO sucking milk out of my breasts. I know how fucked it sounds since it's a mother/child thing but for some reason it really turns me on. (I am not lactating btw, never have) When he sucks my nipples during sexy time my eyes get all criss cross feeling and my whole body just gets super horny. The thought of milk coming out and him drinking it makes it even hotter 9. Getting a footjob. I assume it's because the very first time a girl touched my penis was actually with her feet 10. Englishmen. I found out when I visited London and lived in a constant state of arousal My then gf was riding me while her hands are up holding her hair up.. That's when I found out that I love armpits. Those damn sexy sweaty hairless rmpits 12. Nice try. Google and I are taking that shit to the grave 12 people talk about how they first discovered they had a sexual fetish.
Never Been The Same: Girlfriend at the time left for an early meeting one
 morning. I didn't get back to sleep, so I bummed
 around, eventually I tried on her panties... and there
 was only one way to get my boner down from that
 point. Now girlfriend-less, I still love wearing panties
 and have some other lingerie too.
 2.
 Just the other day, actually. Girlfriend was over and
 we were messing around, trying to creep each other
 out by being generally weird and gross, the usual
 She decided to whisper "fuck me daddy" in a slightly
 higher pitch than her normal voice in my ear to really
 creep me out
 Nope, instant hard-on.
 One intense pounding later and we've both accepted
 that daddy/daughter is going to be a regular thing
 with us and that we are probably human trash and
 we're both more than okay with that
 Was in swimming pool when I lived at home about 16
 years old and saw 40 year old neighbor bending over
 tending to her garden. That started my MILF
 Important am lesbian
 So there are these creatures called pillow princesses.
 Its basically (straight)girls who love getting head from
 lesbians but will never give anything in return. Most
 lesbians hate them. However, something about
 pleasuring a girl just because I want to make her feel
 good and not because I want something in return
 just...idk, I love it. Its not a control thing though, I've
 tried submission, don't like it one bit. Its more like a
 doing something nice" fetish? ldk. Anywho, happy to
 serve, ladies
 Edit just for clarification, I am not a butch, I'm about
 as femme as it gets, so this isn't a
 lack-of-sex-anyways thing
 Cumshots. I used to think that guys should only cum
 into a condom or into my mouth after oral. Quick
 clean up, right? But a few months ago my friend and I
 were fooling around and he asked if he could finish
 on me and I thought hell, why not. I now know what
 I've been missing. I don't know what it is either
 something about having that mess on my body
 makes me feel dirty and I like it
 6.
 Being rough with my partner. General control things
 Denying orgasms and/or making them work to earn
 it. And it makes me feel shitty most of the time, but
 it's the only thing that gets me interested these
 days. Had a few partners who allowed me to indulge
 early on, and I've never been the same since
 I love "subtle sexytime. When my first boyfriend
 and I were together, we were chilling at his house
 watching a movie on the sofa under a blanket. His
 dad comes in and watches with us, and they start
 just chatting normally, and I feel his hand start to
 wander up my thigh. For about 20 minutes he's
 getting me off with his finger while his dad's sitting
 about 6 feet away. Having to keep biting my lip to
 try and keep quiet was so tough but so hot
 8.
 The thought of my SO sucking milk out of my
 breasts. I know how fucked it sounds since it's a
 mother/child thing but for some reason it really
 turns me on. (I am not lactating btw, never have)
 When he sucks my nipples during sexy time my
 eyes get all criss cross feeling and my whole body
 just gets super horny. The thought of milk coming
 out and him drinking it makes it even hotter
 9.
 Getting a footjob. I assume it's because the very
 first time a girl touched my penis was actually with
 her feet
 10.
 Englishmen. I found out when I visited London and
 lived in a constant state of arousal
 My then gf was riding me while her hands are up
 holding her hair up.. That's when I found out that I
 love armpits. Those damn sexy sweaty hairless
 rmpits
 12.
 Nice try. Google and I are taking that shit to the
 grave
12 people talk about how they first discovered they had a sexual fetish.

12 people talk about how they first discovered they had a sexual fetish.

Never Been The Same: this ain't "chilling" @Genuineguy The Thot species is a very elegant species when in their natural habitat. But when you catch them out Their comfort zone your in trouble. You can't make love to a Thot. I tried and learned that the hard way. I made that mistake a few years ago in the summer. I had summer school not cause I'm dumb or anything but my mom believe in that higher learning shit. I hop on the bus on my home to head to the park and get some buckets when I reunited with a old crush from school. She was pretty washed up but still do-able so I tried to get on that. We exchanged aims and talked over the summer. I was trying to see if she was still down but she was talking about im not like that no more and I changed. change? Thots don't change shawty thought this was Digimon where she can just evolve smh. Im texting her heavy when she tells me she had the free crib and wanted to chill. I was trying to crack The Da Vinci code to getting neck and I may have found my opening. I'm at her house and we kicking it watching tv and I'm eating up her snacks. I ain't come here for snacks I came for booty and I ain't have much time. She stands up to change the channel when I sprung up behind and grabbed her waist. Yea I'm smooth with it had her knees Weak like D Rose. I remember a porno when the dude start kissing on her neck so I did that too. That's when she said " Nigga this ain't chilling " I kept going THO. I attempted to give her a hickey when my mouth became utterly bitter. I'm like " yoo why Ya neck so greasy "? That's where my horninest closed my casket. She said " That's my Eczema cream you licking " bruh I had to zoom out and see what I was getting into. Shorty neck looked like a the floors in Home Depot. Shit was ashy and rigid with bumps. I fainted like my Pokemon in the Pokemon Leaugue. I went to the bathroom and saw I had a Bum Bump on my lip. I ran home bruh. My mouth never been the same. I don't give out hickeys no more. I never found out if she was a Thot.. The world may never know.. 😶
Never Been The Same: this ain't "chilling"
 @Genuineguy
The Thot species is a very elegant species when in their natural habitat. But when you catch them out Their comfort zone your in trouble. You can't make love to a Thot. I tried and learned that the hard way. I made that mistake a few years ago in the summer. I had summer school not cause I'm dumb or anything but my mom believe in that higher learning shit. I hop on the bus on my home to head to the park and get some buckets when I reunited with a old crush from school. She was pretty washed up but still do-able so I tried to get on that. We exchanged aims and talked over the summer. I was trying to see if she was still down but she was talking about im not like that no more and I changed. change? Thots don't change shawty thought this was Digimon where she can just evolve smh. Im texting her heavy when she tells me she had the free crib and wanted to chill. I was trying to crack The Da Vinci code to getting neck and I may have found my opening. I'm at her house and we kicking it watching tv and I'm eating up her snacks. I ain't come here for snacks I came for booty and I ain't have much time. She stands up to change the channel when I sprung up behind and grabbed her waist. Yea I'm smooth with it had her knees Weak like D Rose. I remember a porno when the dude start kissing on her neck so I did that too. That's when she said " Nigga this ain't chilling " I kept going THO. I attempted to give her a hickey when my mouth became utterly bitter. I'm like " yoo why Ya neck so greasy "? That's where my horninest closed my casket. She said " That's my Eczema cream you licking " bruh I had to zoom out and see what I was getting into. Shorty neck looked like a the floors in Home Depot. Shit was ashy and rigid with bumps. I fainted like my Pokemon in the Pokemon Leaugue. I went to the bathroom and saw I had a Bum Bump on my lip. I ran home bruh. My mouth never been the same. I don't give out hickeys no more. I never found out if she was a Thot.. The world may never know.. 😶

The Thot species is a very elegant species when in their natural habitat. But when you catch them out Their comfort zone your in trouble....

Never Been The Same: How she land this gig? she made black history Guys You have to pay attention to who is serving your food. I had a friend name Isaiah who was more like my nemesis, like Gary from Pokemon. After school he invited me to come over to his house & play PS3. On the way to his house we decided to stop by this new Chinese spot around his way. Now at the time i didn’t know better not to eat any food out side of my hood. We walked in to order some food when we saw Keisha who use to work at the nail salon. That was weird cause i never saw a black person work at a chinese restaurant no lie look at every time you went to get chinese food i promise you no African Amercians work there we haven’t made that step in history yet but its coming. We at his crib 1v1 quick scooping on MW2. It was a close game until this niqqa violated and 360 silent shot me off the top of rust smh.. my Call of Duty career never been the same.. fast forward we playing 2k when and he’s crushing my shit at that too. To add insult to injury he was up by 16 and just did a And 1 dunk on my shit with Kobe. smh Kobe in 2k9 was too over powered. He then begins to replay the dunk repeatedly. At this point i accpeted my L and Began eating my chicken wings. The Food tasted hella greasy like Dax Hair Gel but i thought i was tweaking. i Look up to tell Isaiah the problem with the food when i see him slurping some brazilian weave like its Lo mien. This Bitch weave really fell off into his food. I watched him eat it then glanced back over and continue to watch my big man get dunked over by the sprite slam cam and laughed. I smiled and continue to take this L. Isiaiah didn’t show up to school the next day. I think he got Mad Cows disease. 😒
Never Been The Same: How she land this gig? she made
 black history
Guys You have to pay attention to who is serving your food. I had a friend name Isaiah who was more like my nemesis, like Gary from Pokemon. After school he invited me to come over to his house & play PS3. On the way to his house we decided to stop by this new Chinese spot around his way. Now at the time i didn’t know better not to eat any food out side of my hood. We walked in to order some food when we saw Keisha who use to work at the nail salon. That was weird cause i never saw a black person work at a chinese restaurant no lie look at every time you went to get chinese food i promise you no African Amercians work there we haven’t made that step in history yet but its coming. We at his crib 1v1 quick scooping on MW2. It was a close game until this niqqa violated and 360 silent shot me off the top of rust smh.. my Call of Duty career never been the same.. fast forward we playing 2k when and he’s crushing my shit at that too. To add insult to injury he was up by 16 and just did a And 1 dunk on my shit with Kobe. smh Kobe in 2k9 was too over powered. He then begins to replay the dunk repeatedly. At this point i accpeted my L and Began eating my chicken wings. The Food tasted hella greasy like Dax Hair Gel but i thought i was tweaking. i Look up to tell Isaiah the problem with the food when i see him slurping some brazilian weave like its Lo mien. This Bitch weave really fell off into his food. I watched him eat it then glanced back over and continue to watch my big man get dunked over by the sprite slam cam and laughed. I smiled and continue to take this L. Isiaiah didn’t show up to school the next day. I think he got Mad Cows disease. 😒

Guys You have to pay attention to who is serving your food. I had a friend name Isaiah who was more like my nemesis, like Gary from Pokem...