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new parent: nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign? He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them! Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "l didn't read it right did 1? And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction. flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little thing tbh we call him short and long So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start" Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax lI'd never let anything hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things l've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy anotherdayforchaosfay My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats. The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe. Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle Whenever he came over l'd put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats don't like being shut away without one of us One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box. I let her out and decide, hey, I'm hungry and decide to the kitchen. I forgot to shut the bedroom door. Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent. My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up. I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy's leg purring, and doing her "let me on your lap meow. The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out. I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude she's harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her. Very slowly he touches my cat's face, and she leans right into his hand. He then pets her back and sighs because she's really soft and purring like mad. After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it's okay if she sits on his lap He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat. The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats. He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them. A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent. ruffboijuliaburnsides Oh no a new one!!! jack-the-lion Blessed post. anaalihelmisimpukka I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went "I always wanted to learn how to ride but I'm afraid of horses because they're so huge. If I could ride ponies like this, maybe I'd dare but now I'm too big and heavy for them." You should have seen his face when I told them that actually they're not ponies, just small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing I'm helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride Source:nOrma1-people-sxare-me 935,955 notes A classic collection of feel good stories (with new additions)
 new parent: nOrma1-people-sxare-me
 A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their
 conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd
 be more comfortable and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad
 fitzefitcher
 #this is team skull
 its-just-a-phage
 The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every
 side of the pen were huge signs saying You can pet me, but don't pick me up!"
 One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into
 the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm
 and asked him "did you see the sign?
 He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them!
 Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "l didn't read it right did 1?
 And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've
 got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits"
 And I still haven't gotten over that interaction.
 flowernstt
 I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little
 thing tbh we call him short and long
 So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy
 and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think
 it's a good place to start"
 Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend
 over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big
 man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and
 puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and
 his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax lI'd never let anything
 hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at
 me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy
 looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things
 l've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his
 way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
 anotherdayforchaosfay
 My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the
 guys was TERRIFIED of cats. The moment he sees one he freezes up and can
 barely breathe. Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle
 Whenever he came over l'd put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book
 because my cats don't like being shut away without one of us
 One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she
 REALLY needs to use the litter box. I let her out and decide, hey, I'm hungry
 and decide to the kitchen. I forgot to shut the bedroom door.
 Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent. My husband very calmly
 asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up. I go over to where
 the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy's leg
 purring, and doing her "let me on your lap meow. The other cat, Jasper, is
 sitting at the window, chilling out. I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big
 dude she's harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her. Very slowly
 he touches my cat's face, and she leans right into his hand. He then pets her
 back and sighs because she's really soft and purring like mad. After a few
 minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it's okay if she sits on his lap
 He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat. The next week he showed up with
 cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats. He told me he was
 doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them. A
 couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a
 new parent.
 ruffboijuliaburnsides
 Oh no a new one!!!
 jack-the-lion
 Blessed post.
 anaalihelmisimpukka
 I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this
 man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by
 him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went "I always wanted to
 learn how to ride but I'm afraid of horses because they're so huge. If I could ride
 ponies like this, maybe I'd dare but now I'm too big and heavy for them." You
 should have seen his face when I told them that actually they're not ponies, just
 small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing I'm
 helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride
 Source:nOrma1-people-sxare-me
 935,955 notes
A classic collection of feel good stories (with new additions)

A classic collection of feel good stories (with new additions)

new parent: Dad and hid tipproved! ▲ p; 00K of POEMS DUNLAP Monday Tuesday Friday Starting in Kindergarten, put the child's graduation year on a large t-shirt. Take a picture each year with same shirt to watch the child grow into the shirt. Display at graduation party! 2025 7. Use a sturdy cardboard box for an impromptu stair slide! Bubble Refill 3. Use magnets to keep their cup on the fridge! 4. Drop some paint in a plastic bag for a no mess solution to artistry! via /lifehack) Tip: Use hanging garden baskets for Eoy storage 1. PVC pipes 2. deer netting 3. pool noodles 4. playhouse siide 5. add balls & have fun!! kid not included Add a 2nd shower rod in the back to hang poufs, kids toys, etc. An old entertainment center turned into a Beautiful Baby Station! m Breakfast Walk or Park Snack Learning Activity TV show Lunch Clean up EE Reading Room lime o nack. Free Play TV Show Dinner Skittle for a TOWEレs a TS BUY 10 DOLLARSTORBE BUC DRILLA FEW HOLES CONNECT WITH ZIP TIES DONE! 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S OUT OF THE PLAYPEN Need to remember this for KIDS...Remove a splinter easily by applying a paste of baking soda and water, then waiting several minutes for the splinter to pop out of the skin. Gotta remember this! FIND YOUR CHILDREN PARENTS PHONE NUMBER QUICKER N CASE A CHILD GETS WHEN THEY LOST IN PUBLIC ARE LOST 3 7 This is every parent's greatest fear. Give them temporary tattoos in case they get lost during an outing. if I am lost, please cal 301-518-8535 Need a place to put your kid? Make a hammock with a blanket tied around a table. WASH YOUR KID'S LEGOS ATLEAST ONCE A MONTH IN YOUR WASHING MACHINE My dearest Emily, l came by tonight to retrieve your tooth and leave your payment however, because of the condition of your bedroom, had a horrible time even getting to your bed safely. Once there, was unable to locate the tooth pillow due to the amount of pillows, blankets, and bodies in your bed. l will have to come by on a different night-perhaps you can take the time between now and then to properly clean and organize your room. Ibet if you ask your mother NICELY, she will even help you to do it. Much love, For Todays Wifi Password: Empty Dishwasher 2. Fold Laundru 3. Vacuum Dewnslais u Take out Trash 21st century parenting My friend told me to use affitted sheet tolkeep Sand off when at the beach Genius. Our Shipp BUBBLES 6 Cups water cup Dish Soap* 112 cup Cornstarch 1 TBSP Balking PowD3R 1 TBSP Glycerin** www.busykidsnappymom org BEACH HINT: Buy a diaper and insert your valuables. Roll it up to look used and BAM! Never have anything stolen from the beach again. 本@c . 0 USE PVC PIPES TO MAKES A POOLSIDE DRYING RACK. DUMPADAY COM Frozen marshmallows make a great activities ouchie pack. Soft & not too cold Clever trick for the crib When they grow out ofit PARENTING WIN IUMANVIN Charger Jail Get them back When you have no Ds kids Grounding your tween from devices? activities Bag the chargers. Effective! ue Holes in ba To andeeseelandeedo come 鼍 life hacks If you ever have to clean up vomit (and hopefully you don't), put ground coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it. You can then sweep it up easily. Monday Shoes Done Done lan Twist BATTLES uaedi French Vanil mate Van anil Track Your Chores Trash Clean room Make Bed Feed Dog Bathe your baby in a laundry basket so they won't fall and their toys won't float away! via CHI DID YOU KNOW? Crayola In case of a blackout, a crayon will burn for 30 minute After Before http://itswrittenonthewalls blogspot.com/... Parents of girls, take note.Asmallspray bottles with 2 TBSP of fabric softener,therest water "Doll Hairspray." Easy method for smoothing and renewing any doll's hair. This is handy to know HOW TO REMOVE PERMANENT MARKCR FROM EVERYTHING Sharpie KING SIZE CLOTHES-USE HAND SANITIZER WOID USERUBBING ALCOHOL CARPET -USE WHITE VINEGAR FURNITURE -USE MILK WHITEBOARD-USE ORY ERASE MARKER OR PENCIL RUBBER ERASER CERAMICOR GLASS-USE 1 PART TOOTHPASTE WITH 1 PART BAKNGSODA COMBS MAKEUP BRUSHES AND HAIR CLIPS IN THEDISHWASHER Did you know if your child writes a letter to their favorite Disney character, they will send them an autographed 8x10? Here's the address. Attn: Disney World Communications Rapunzel Walt Po Box 40 fL Lake Buena Vista, ootto at 30- Walt Disney World to Box Communica Lake Buena ist, FL y/ EASY-TO-MAKE TOOTH FAIRY MONEY IISTAIT SPAR GLITER HAIRSPRAY LAQUE SCINTILLAITM RAMMAULI 02. (85 g) 3. Left foot, right foot A sticker in each shoe will help your toddler determine which shoe goes where! Parenting hacks both old and new
 new parent: Dad
 and hid
 tipproved!

 ▲ p;

 00K of POEMS
 DUNLAP
 Monday
 Tuesday
 Friday

 Starting in Kindergarten, put the
 child's graduation year on a large
 t-shirt. Take a picture each year
 with same shirt to watch the child
 grow into the shirt.
 Display at graduation party!
 2025

 7. Use a sturdy cardboard box for
 an impromptu stair slide!

 Bubble
 Refill

 3. Use magnets to keep their cup
 on the fridge!

 4. Drop some paint in a plastic bag
 for a no mess solution to artistry!
 via /lifehack)

 Tip: Use hanging garden
 baskets for Eoy storage

 1. PVC pipes 2. deer netting
 3. pool noodles 4. playhouse siide
 5. add balls & have fun!!
 kid not included

 Add a 2nd shower rod in the
 back to hang poufs, kids toys, etc.

 An old entertainment center turned into
 a Beautiful Baby Station!

 m Breakfast
 Walk or Park
 Snack
 Learning Activity
 TV show
 Lunch
 Clean up
 EE Reading
 Room lime
 o nack.
 Free Play
 TV Show
 Dinner

 Skittle
 for a

 TOWEレs
 a TS

 BUY 10 DOLLARSTORBE BUC
 DRILLA
 FEW HOLES
 CONNECT WITH ZIP TIES
 DONE!

 Puppy Pads
 BEST BED-WETTING SOLUTION EVER

 ill labLLia

 !癡
 o

 VA e
 S?
 MOSE s a
 RolMAIVs
 ROOM

 Blocks
 Legos

 O

 Mom's Spy Window
 redhead can decorate Com

 color n

 /B

 Nail Polish Bites
 Marshmallows dipped in frosting
 and topped with a tootsie roll.
 So cute for a little girls party!!

 Scouring
 Sponge
 Loofah
 Crepe
 Folded
 Cotton
 Pipe
 Curled
 Pad
 Ball
 Cleaner
 Twine
 Sponge
 Paper
 Felt
 Art for Kids:
 Homemade Paint Brushes
 Muffin
 Feathers
 Cosmetic
 Burlap
 Folded
 Scouring
 Fruit
 Pom Pom
 Wedge
 Liner
 Foam
 Sponge
 Netting

 Tape off sections on a canvas and
 let your baby be the artist

 Save Baby clothes and
 make a quilt with them
 for a keepsake.
 George.

 When your kids are born,
 reserve them dn email dddress.
 Over the years send them photos
 notes, kid-isms, stories, photocopies
 of their achievements etc.
 On their 18th birthday
 Give them the password!

 START A HERE
 2
 NN

 Homemade maze using cardboard boxes. Kids then
 use flashlights to find their way out. How come l
 never thought about this as a kid?

 start
 Warnings
 o RTImee out
 minutes
 No Games DR
 TV
 GO Go to be
 EARly
 TRY AGAIN TOMORRow...
 Sorry
 buddy.

 dys WILL be GRAs OR se the
 move say but
 Boys
 on So they sauY
 one da
 But I'm raising my
 Whinino & Beino Sassy
 boy to be a man one
 us not, noe, maheneyt
 SHOUTinG day
 nice and
 not HicninG hurts
 NoboDy
 lines their face in the dirt.
 tlme yough think twice
 Because little who
 boys that fight, hi h
 5hout will be boys that
 grls who
 sit in TIME
 OUTV
 Have to

 STUFFED AnimAL
 STORAGe SOLUTIOn
 BEFORE
 AFTER
 Come ogether kids.com

 Turn Old Baby Clothes Into A Teddy
 Bear Baby Quilt

 ctivities

 Juice
 100% JUICE
 RANG

 Good
 Sandwich
 Guide
 Overlap
 Nothing in corners
 l

 AVM

 e From This.
 MAows
 To This!

 KIDS FALL OUT OF BED
 1 FITTED SHEET +1POOLNOODLE

 wwwal annageora
 Alanna George

 k,지

 Use a fine
 mist spray
 bottle to cool
 buckles. The
 water doesn't
 have to be
 cool.
 Evaporation
 will cool the
 hot plastic
 and metal
 quickly.

 S OUT OF THE PLAYPEN

 Need to remember this for KIDS...Remove a
 splinter easily by applying a paste of baking
 soda and water, then waiting several minutes
 for the splinter to pop out of the skin. Gotta
 remember this!

 FIND YOUR
 CHILDREN
 PARENTS PHONE NUMBER
 QUICKER
 N CASE A CHILD GETS WHEN THEY
 LOST IN PUBLIC
 ARE LOST
 3 7
 This is every parent's greatest fear.
 Give them temporary tattoos in case
 they get lost during an outing.
 if I am lost, please cal
 301-518-8535

 Need a place to put your kid?
 Make a hammock with a blanket tied around a table.

 WASH YOUR KID'S LEGOS
 ATLEAST ONCE A MONTH
 IN YOUR WASHING MACHINE

 My dearest Emily,
 l came by tonight to retrieve your tooth and leave
 your payment however, because of the condition
 of your bedroom, had a horrible time even getting
 to your bed safely. Once there, was unable to
 locate the tooth pillow due to the amount of
 pillows, blankets, and bodies in your bed.
 l will have to come by on a different night-perhaps
 you can take the time between now and then to
 properly clean and organize your room. Ibet if you
 ask your mother NICELY, she will even help you to
 do it.
 Much love,

 For Todays Wifi
 Password:
 Empty Dishwasher
 2. Fold Laundru
 3. Vacuum Dewnslais
 u Take out Trash
 21st century parenting

 My friend
 told me to use affitted sheet tolkeep
 Sand off when at the beach Genius.

 Our
 Shipp

 BUBBLES
 6 Cups water
 cup Dish Soap*
 112 cup Cornstarch
 1 TBSP Balking PowD3R
 1 TBSP Glycerin**
 www.busykidsnappymom org

 BEACH HINT: Buy a diaper and
 insert your valuables. Roll it up to
 look used and BAM! Never have
 anything stolen from the beach
 again.

 本@c .
 0

 USE PVC PIPES TO MAKES A POOLSIDE DRYING RACK.
 DUMPADAY COM

 Frozen marshmallows make a great
 activities
 ouchie pack. Soft & not too cold

 Clever trick for the crib
 When they grow out ofit

 PARENTING WIN

 IUMANVIN

 Charger
 Jail
 Get them back
 When you have no
 Ds
 kids
 Grounding your tween from devices?
 activities
 Bag the chargers. Effective!

 ue Holes in ba
 To

 andeeseelandeedo come

 鼍

 life
 hacks
 If you ever have to clean up
 vomit (and hopefully you don't),
 put ground coffee on it first.
 It takes away the smell and
 dehydrates it. You can then
 sweep it up easily.

 Monday
 Shoes

 Done
 Done

 lan

 Twist
 BATTLES
 uaedi

 French
 Vanil
 mate
 Van
 anil

 Track Your Chores
 Trash
 Clean room
 Make Bed
 Feed Dog

 Bathe your baby in a laundry basket so they
 won't fall and their toys won't float away!

 via

 CHI

 DID YOU KNOW?
 Crayola
 In case of a blackout, a crayon
 will burn for 30 minute

 After
 Before
 http://itswrittenonthewalls blogspot.com/...
 Parents of girls, take note.Asmallspray bottles
 with 2 TBSP of fabric softener,therest water
 "Doll Hairspray." Easy method for smoothing and
 renewing any doll's hair. This is handy to know

 HOW TO REMOVE PERMANENT MARKCR
 FROM EVERYTHING
 Sharpie KING SIZE
 CLOTHES-USE HAND SANITIZER
 WOID USERUBBING ALCOHOL
 CARPET -USE WHITE VINEGAR
 FURNITURE -USE MILK
 WHITEBOARD-USE ORY ERASE MARKER OR PENCIL RUBBER ERASER
 CERAMICOR GLASS-USE 1 PART TOOTHPASTE WITH 1 PART BAKNGSODA

 COMBS MAKEUP BRUSHES AND
 HAIR CLIPS IN THEDISHWASHER

 Did you know if your child writes a letter
 to their favorite Disney character, they
 will send them an autographed 8x10?
 Here's the address.
 Attn: Disney
 World Communications
 Rapunzel
 Walt Po Box 40
 fL
 Lake Buena Vista, ootto
 at 30- Walt Disney World to Box
 Communica
 Lake Buena
 ist,
 FL

 y/

 EASY-TO-MAKE TOOTH FAIRY MONEY
 IISTAIT SPAR
 GLITER
 HAIRSPRAY
 LAQUE SCINTILLAITM
 RAMMAULI
 02. (85 g)

 3. Left foot, right foot
 A sticker in each shoe will help your toddler determine
 which shoe goes where!
Parenting hacks both old and new

Parenting hacks both old and new

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 new parent: staff
 It's been almost two years since we last updated Tumbir's terms and policies.
 A lot has happened since then!
 To make sure these documents tully reflect our product and philosophies, and
 are as understandable and up-to-date as they can be, our Legal and Policy
 teams have taken the last few weeks (and a tremendous amount of care) to
 update our Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, and Community Guidelines.
 Ther
 you
 Attention!
 er of changes, so w
 ou read them all fo
 o Updates to reflect changes to our products over the last two years
 o Information about how we work with our new parent company, Yahoo
 o Credits for open source projects
 o Some language that makes it easier for U.S. government organizations
 to blog on Tumblr
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whouffletothemax:

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enigmarainbow:

darkreed:

onvern:

asksiddian:

autisticpancake:

deltaink:

That’s not cool Tumblr.

no

Reblogging just in case this is true. I’ll get it off my blog here later, but for now….

Yeah if this is true… I’m just leaving this here and may or not remove all art.
TIME TO READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CHANGES.

what

Bleh

Oh yeah. It’s true.
What makes this even more of a shitshow though? Well, if you don’t feel like digging through all the legalese to find this section, I’ve done it for you. This is what it says as of 2014-01-25, 19:53 PST:

Read that. Read all of it. Not just the legalese in white. Not just the “skimmer-friendly” version in gray. Read both and notice how they technically, for all legal purposes, say the same things…yet completely contradict one another from any practical standpoint. The gray boxes are all nice and friendly. The legalese is basically a great big ol’ FUCK YOU.
So yeah, signal boost the hell out of this.

Does this include your own fanfiction as well?

THIS IS WRONG AND HORRIBLE GUYS REBLOG THIS

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