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Ass, Complex, and Dwayne Johnson: gulag-nietzschean I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTSA NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO'S LOGIC AND PLATO'S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE'S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS. txwatson given the content of a lot of Plato's conclusions I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with "Fight me" and that was the end of it. abotl We're not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means "broad" in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it's like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him "The Rock". blerdityreblogged More and more I wish we kind of had time traveling capabilities. lolhistoryposts Now I can't stop thinking about Plato looking like The Rock pollydoodles Now I can't stop thinking about a film where The Rock plays Plato. Source: rangordnung 261,366 notes Dwayne Plato Johnson
Ass, Complex, and Dwayne Johnson: gulag-nietzschean
 I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON
 THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR
 WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTSA
 NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS
 IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND
 MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN
 FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE
 EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING
 PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST
 METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO
 PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT
 LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS
 ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A
 LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO
 LECTURING AND WRITING ON A
 BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING
 A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME
 COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO'S LOGIC AND
 PLATO'S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND
 ARISTOTLE'S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK
 UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN
 PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE
 ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE
 PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS
 MACEDONIAN ASS.
 txwatson
 given the content of a lot of Plato's
 conclusions I wouldn't be surprised to learn
 that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable
 criticisms with "Fight me" and that was the
 end of it.
 abotl
 We're not actually sure whether Plato is his
 real name! Some people speculate that,
 because Platon means "broad" in Greek, this
 was actually his wrestling nick name.
 Basically, it's like Dwayne Johnson became a
 famous philosopher and everyone still called
 him "The Rock".
 blerdityreblogged
 More and more I wish we kind of had time
 traveling capabilities.
 lolhistoryposts
 Now I can't stop thinking about Plato looking
 like The Rock
 pollydoodles
 Now I can't stop thinking about a film where
 The Rock plays Plato.
 Source: rangordnung
 261,366 notes
Dwayne Plato Johnson

Dwayne Plato Johnson

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