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Bad, Friends, and Funny: THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL (Link to story) Everyone loves the first day of school right? New year, new classes, new friends. It's a day full of potential and hope, before all the dreary depressions of reality show up to ruin all the fun I like the first day of school for a different reason, though. You see, I have a sort of power. When I look at people, I can...sense a sort of aura around them. A colored outline based on how long that person has to live Most everyone l meet around my age is surrounded by a solid green hue, which means they have plenty of time left A fair amount of them have a yellow orangish tinge to their auras, which tends to mean a car crash or some other tragedy. Anything that takes people "before their time" as they say The real fun is when the auras venture into the red end of the spectrum though. Every now and again l'll see someone who's basically a walking stoplight. Those are the ones who get murdered or kill themselves. It's such a rush to see them and know their time is numbered. With that in mind, I always get to class very early so l can scout out my classmates' fates. The first kid who walked in was basically radiating red. I chuckled to myself. Too damn bad, bro. But as people kept walking in, they all had the same intense glow. I finally caught a glimpse of my rose- tinted reflection in the window, but l was too stunned to move. Our professor stepped in and locked the door, his aura a sickening shade of reen funny ny.co Woah I was not ready
Bad, Friends, and Funny: THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL (Link
 to story)
 Everyone loves the first day of school
 right? New year, new classes, new
 friends. It's a day full of potential and
 hope, before all the dreary
 depressions of reality show up to ruin
 all the fun
 I like the first day of school for a
 different reason, though. You see, I
 have a sort of power. When I look at
 people, I can...sense a sort of aura
 around them. A colored outline based
 on how long that person has to live
 Most everyone l meet around my age
 is surrounded by a solid green hue,
 which means they have plenty of time
 left
 A fair amount of them have a yellow
 orangish tinge to their auras, which
 tends to mean a car crash or some
 other tragedy. Anything that takes
 people "before their time" as they say
 The real fun is when the auras venture
 into the red end of the spectrum
 though. Every now and again l'll see
 someone who's basically a walking
 stoplight. Those are the ones who get
 murdered or kill themselves. It's such
 a rush to see them and know their
 time is numbered.
 With that in mind, I always get to class
 very early so l can scout out my
 classmates' fates. The first kid who
 walked in was basically radiating red. I
 chuckled to myself. Too damn bad,
 bro. But as people kept walking in,
 they all had the same intense glow. I
 finally caught a glimpse of my rose-
 tinted reflection in the window, but l
 was too stunned to move. Our
 professor stepped in and locked the
 door, his aura a sickening shade of
 reen
 funny
 ny.co
Woah I was not ready

Woah I was not ready