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new years day: adam ferrone @_rone Thoughts? PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS (28 days x 13 months 364, +1 365) THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 5 2 3 4 3 4 5 6 2 3 6 1 1 4 11 12 8 9 10 11 12 14 8 9 10 13 14 10 11 12 13 14 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 18 21 19 15 16 15 16 21 17 16 17 18 20 18 20 22 23 22 23 24 25 24 27 22 23 24 25 27 28 THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat NYD NEW YEARS DAY. 1 2 3 4 3 4 6 8 9 10 11 11 10 1 12 13 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND, IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS 15 16 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 25 23 24 25 24 27 IT'S A DOUBLE VACATION DAY. THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 3 6 2 3 6 7 2 3 4 5 6 4 1 KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY 8 11 15 16 17 18 20 21 17 18 19 20 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR, 22 23 24 25 27 28 25 27 IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 2 3 5 6 7 1 4 4 CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN YOU EXPECT THEM. 8 9 10 1 12 8 10 12 13 14 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 17 18 16 17 18 19 20 21 26 22 23 24 25 28 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 1:09 PM 18 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone Likes 617 Retweets This is developer abuse
new years day: adam ferrone
 @_rone
 Thoughts?
 PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR
 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS
 (28 days x 13 months 364, +1 365)
 THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY
 THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY
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 1:09 PM 18 Aug 19 Twitter for iPhone
 Likes
 617 Retweets
This is developer abuse

This is developer abuse

new years day: PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS (28 days x 13 months = 364, +1 = 365) THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 3 4 5 6 7 89 4 5 67 1 23 8 9 4 5 6 7 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 2 3 1 1 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 10 11 12 13 14 8 12 13 14 8 10 11 12 13 14 11 15 16 20 21 17 18 19 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 26 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 27 28 THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat NYD 2 34 89 5 6 7 1 2 1 23 4 5 6 7 NEW YEARS DAY. 5 6 7 1 4 1 10 11 12 13 14 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 8 10 11 12 13 14 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND, IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS IT'S A DOUBLE VACATION DAY 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS, "I'LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 2 3 8 9 2 S 89 10 6 7 1 4 5 2 3 4 5 6 7 1 4 5 67 1 89 10 10 11 12 13 14 11 12 13 14 12 13 14 11 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR, IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 5 6 7 2 3 4 2 3 6 7 2 3 5 6 1 1 4 5 1 4 7 89 10 89 10 CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN YOU EXPECT THEM. 8 9 10 12 13 14 11 13 14 11 12 13 14 11 12 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 XERHINO Programmers nightmare
new years day: PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR
 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS
 (28 days x 13 months = 364, +1 = 365)
 THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY
 THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
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 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND,
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 THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS,
 "I'LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU
 KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY.
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 XERHINO
Programmers nightmare

Programmers nightmare

new years day: Thread Shen the Bird @Shen the_Bird Never thought l'd be one to make long threads, but I need to tell someone about the most terrifying thing that's ever happened to me. 8 weeks ago, I was working in private security as a guard for multiple contracts. My most frequent was for a manufacturing plant. I'm (1/10) 11:00 AM 25 Feb 18 N 59% 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d gonna guess everyone already knows, but the pay was awful, and the hours were worse, which is why I thought a lot of guards, even supervisors, would just quit without telling anyone. No word, no notice, just gone the next day. Because of this, corporate decided to (2/10) 5 t 56 751 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d give me a bunch of extra hours at this manufacturing plant. They made greeting cards with what looked like endless floors of deafening machinery. I would monitor cameras, but I mainly worked as first aid and made routine patrols around the 60,000 square foot facility. (3/10) 1 724 t 55 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d You would think they'd have more than 1 guard for this site, but my company just had such a shortage of employees. That night, 8 weeks ago, I was actually covering for a friend. I'd worked with him for about a year and hung out few times. Something important must have come (4/10) 59% 9 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d up, because he never missed a shift, especially without even calling. Anyway, the night that it happened was New Year's Day. The people who worked at the manufacturing plant were off for the holiday, but I still had to come in to patrol the building. Normally, I would (5/10) 3 t 55 700 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d never cover someone's shift on a holiday, but I needed the money. So, at 11:30 PM, I arrived for my overnight shift, and the plant workers left, one by one until I was completely alone in that gigantic building. I sat at my desk watching cameras for a bit, but nothing was (6/10) 4 706 t54 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d gonna happen, so I took my eyes off the screen and started sending condescending texts to the guard that didn't show up. After no response, noticed something in the corner of my eye on the computer screen. Most of the factory lights were off, so the image wasn't clear (7/10) 59% 2:05 PM Thread Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird-1d Let me insert: I know now that there's nothing wrong with being scared, but I didn't frighten easily. I looked closer at the cam image but the huge machines casted a shadow over that...thing. I got up, took out my flashlight and headed to the old elevator. As it descended, (8/10) 2 726 t 53 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d you could say l worried for the other guard. I decided to call him. When the elevator doors opened on the dark factory floor, the usually bustling machines stood dormant. It was totally silent until I heard a phone ring. I quickly hung up my own and pointed my flashlight (9/10) 1 t 53 705 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d down the long clearing but the ringing stopped. Before I realized it was the other guard's phone, I saw his mangled, bloody body, standing and staring at me. When dropped my light, it illuminated blood- writing in the floor that spelled out the first word of each of these tweets This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky- FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.
new years day: Thread
 Shen the Bird
 @Shen the_Bird
 Never thought l'd be one to make
 long threads, but I need to tell
 someone about the most terrifying
 thing that's ever happened to
 me. 8 weeks ago, I was working
 in private security as a guard
 for multiple contracts. My most
 frequent was for a manufacturing
 plant. I'm (1/10)
 11:00 AM 25 Feb 18
 N 59% 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 gonna guess everyone already knows, but
 the pay was awful, and the hours were
 worse, which is why I thought a lot of
 guards, even supervisors, would just quit
 without telling anyone. No word, no
 notice, just gone the next day. Because of
 this, corporate decided to (2/10)
 5
 t 56
 751
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 give me a bunch of extra hours at this
 manufacturing plant. They made greeting
 cards with what looked like endless floors
 of deafening machinery. I would monitor
 cameras, but I mainly worked as first aid
 and made routine patrols around the
 60,000 square foot facility. (3/10)
 1
 724
 t 55
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 You would think they'd have more than 1
 guard for this site, but my company just
 had such a shortage of employees. That
 night, 8 weeks ago, I was actually
 covering for a friend. I'd worked with him
 for about a year and hung out few times.
 Something important must have come
 (4/10)
 59% 9 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 up, because he never missed a shift,
 especially without even calling. Anyway,
 the night that it happened was New Year's
 Day. The people who worked at the
 manufacturing plant were off for the
 holiday, but I still had to come in to patrol
 the building. Normally, I would (5/10)
 3
 t 55
 700
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 never cover someone's shift on a holiday,
 but I needed the money. So, at 11:30 PM, I
 arrived for my overnight shift, and the
 plant workers left, one by one until I was
 completely alone in that gigantic building.
 I sat at my desk watching cameras for a
 bit, but nothing was (6/10)
 4
 706
 t54
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 gonna happen, so I took my eyes off the
 screen and started sending
 condescending texts to the guard that
 didn't show up. After no response,
 noticed something in the corner of my
 eye on the computer screen. Most of the
 factory lights were off, so the image
 wasn't clear (7/10)
 59% 2:05 PM
 Thread
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird-1d
 Let me insert: I know now that there's
 nothing wrong with being scared, but I
 didn't frighten easily. I looked closer at the
 cam image but the huge machines casted
 a shadow over that...thing. I got up, took
 out my flashlight and headed to the old
 elevator. As it descended, (8/10)
 2
 726
 t 53
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 you could say l worried for the other
 guard. I decided to call him. When the
 elevator doors opened on the dark factory
 floor, the usually bustling machines stood
 dormant. It was totally silent until I heard
 a phone ring. I quickly hung up my own
 and pointed my flashlight (9/10)
 1
 t 53
 705
 Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird 1d
 down the long clearing but the ringing
 stopped. Before I realized it was the other
 guard's phone, I saw his mangled, bloody
 body, standing and staring at me. When
 dropped my light, it illuminated blood-
 writing in the floor that spelled out the
 first word of each of these tweets
This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky-
FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

This gave me the shivers. by -Tinsky- FOLLOW 4 MORE MEMES.

new years day: PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS (28 days x 13 months-364, +1 365) THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 456 7 8 9 10 1 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 45 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 45 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 2 221232425262728 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 1 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 345 67 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 345 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1718 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS NEW YEARS DAY. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat NYD 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1718 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND, IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS IT'S A DOUBLE VACATION DAY. THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS, I'LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 34 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR, IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat 1 2 3 4 5 67 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 2 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN YOU EXPECT THEM. Proposed new standard calendar
new years day: PROPOSED NEW STANDARD YEAR
 13 EQUAL SIZED MONTHS
 (28 days x 13 months-364, +1 365)
 THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SUNDAY
 THE LAST DAY OF THE MONTH IS ALWAYS A SATURDAY
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
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 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
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 THE ONE DAY LEFT OVER IS
 NEW YEARS DAY.
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 NYD
 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
 15 16 1718 19 20 21
 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
 IT ISN'T A WEEKDAY OR WEEKEND,
 IT'S MAGIC, AND ON LEAP YEARS
 IT'S A DOUBLE VACATION DAY.
 THE REST IS EASY. IF SOMEONE SAYS,
 I'LL SEE YOU ON THE 19TH," YOU
 KNOW IT'S ON A THURSDAY
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 1 2 34 5 6 7
 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MONTH,
 IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHAT YEAR,
 IT'S GOING TO BE ON A THURSDAY
 Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
 1 2 3 4 5 67
 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
 15 16 17 18 19 20 2
 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
 CALCULATING IS EASY, PLANNING IS
 EASY, AND PAYCHECKS COME WHEN
 YOU EXPECT THEM.
Proposed new standard calendar

Proposed new standard calendar