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Aerosmith, Big Sean, and Drunk: Don't talk to me or my son ever again DrSmashlove U ever start dating someone and they listen to your genre of music and u all excited about it but then they like the wrong shit and now u annoyed u ever brought up music in the first place πŸ€”. Like if I'm talking to a older grown and sexy Caucasian woman and she got a tribal tramp stamp and she like Nickelback I'm not gonna hold it against her pretty ass Bruh. The horrendous rock - tattoo taste is indicative of a dark past and I happen to like ladies with a dark past - just like pets who came from bad circumstances, I find women with more issues than Time Magazine easier to love 😍. (Side note: this type of woman is brutally honest, which I also love. Like I'm all "ayeee...u ever test positive for anything?" And she just like "yeah, gonorrhea, once, in 2007 😣. I went back stage at an Aerosmith show, got drunk, and banged Steven Tyler smh. Nothing some antibiotics couldn't fix ☺️." And I'm just like, to myself "WOW!!!! Do u also dumpster dive and play roulette with the first needle u see by jamming it in your thigh just to see what happen?! You bold AF, grown and sexy Caucasian woman!" πŸ˜‚) Nah but u ain't gon discuss music with this chick. It's safe to say we gon spend the night talmbout Trump. But see sometimes the convo is more difficult. I'm like aye what u listen to, she like "rap ☺️" and I'm like "oh word? πŸ˜€" And she like "Drake, Gucci, Future, 21" and I'm like "take me to flavor town mama 😍" and then she all "G Eazy, Big Sean" and I'm all "this date was going great. It really was. I know in one week you gon text me like 'WELL I THOUGHT THE DATE WENT WELL SORRY I'M NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARD'" and imma have to reply and apologize but deep down I ain't sorry at all. If u a lil hipster who love Pinegrove and Weyes Blood we might could build a future. But if I ever have to come downstairs to enjoy pancakes with u and our 11 chirren and I hear "Last night took a L, but tonight I bounce back!", I might just say I'm going to Whole Foods for orange juice, get in the minivan, drive away, and never come back. Don't worry baby. Kids will be fine. I'll come back for the Princeton graduations, and NFL draft day 😘 GoodbyeForeverMyLove πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Aerosmith, Big Sean, and Drunk: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 DrSmashlove
U ever start dating someone and they listen to your genre of music and u all excited about it but then they like the wrong shit and now u annoyed u ever brought up music in the first place πŸ€”. Like if I'm talking to a older grown and sexy Caucasian woman and she got a tribal tramp stamp and she like Nickelback I'm not gonna hold it against her pretty ass Bruh. The horrendous rock - tattoo taste is indicative of a dark past and I happen to like ladies with a dark past - just like pets who came from bad circumstances, I find women with more issues than Time Magazine easier to love 😍. (Side note: this type of woman is brutally honest, which I also love. Like I'm all "ayeee...u ever test positive for anything?" And she just like "yeah, gonorrhea, once, in 2007 😣. I went back stage at an Aerosmith show, got drunk, and banged Steven Tyler smh. Nothing some antibiotics couldn't fix ☺️." And I'm just like, to myself "WOW!!!! Do u also dumpster dive and play roulette with the first needle u see by jamming it in your thigh just to see what happen?! You bold AF, grown and sexy Caucasian woman!" πŸ˜‚) Nah but u ain't gon discuss music with this chick. It's safe to say we gon spend the night talmbout Trump. But see sometimes the convo is more difficult. I'm like aye what u listen to, she like "rap ☺️" and I'm like "oh word? πŸ˜€" And she like "Drake, Gucci, Future, 21" and I'm like "take me to flavor town mama 😍" and then she all "G Eazy, Big Sean" and I'm all "this date was going great. It really was. I know in one week you gon text me like 'WELL I THOUGHT THE DATE WENT WELL SORRY I'M NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARD'" and imma have to reply and apologize but deep down I ain't sorry at all. If u a lil hipster who love Pinegrove and Weyes Blood we might could build a future. But if I ever have to come downstairs to enjoy pancakes with u and our 11 chirren and I hear "Last night took a L, but tonight I bounce back!", I might just say I'm going to Whole Foods for orange juice, get in the minivan, drive away, and never come back. Don't worry baby. Kids will be fine. I'll come back for the Princeton graduations, and NFL draft day 😘 GoodbyeForeverMyLove πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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San Francisco 49ers, A'Shawn Robinson, and Apple: MATT MILLER S MOCK DRAFT NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS TENNESSEE TITANS WILL FULLER R. NKEMDICHE 22 WR 01 OT LAREMY TUNSIL 12 DL OLE MISS OLE MISS NOTRE DAME CLEVELAND BROWNS PHILADELPHIA EAGLES GREEN BAY PACKERS 02 DE JOEY BOSA 13 DE SHAQ LAWSON 23 DE JONATHAN ALLEN OHIO STATE CLEMSON ALABAMA KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SAN DIEGO CHARGERS OAKLAND RAIDERS RONNIE STANLEY 14 LB JAYLON SMITH 24 LB REGGIE RAGLAND 03 OT ALABAMA NOTRE DAME NOTRE DAME ST. LOUIS RAMS WASHINGTON REDSKINS DALLAS COWBOYS L. TREADWELL 25 DT 04 QB PAXTON LYNCH 15 KENNY CLARK WR UCLA MEMPHIS OLE MISS DETROIT LIONS JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS HOUSTON TEXANS JACK CONKLIN 26 RB EZEKIEL ELLIOTT 05 CB HARGREAVES III 16 OT MICHIGAN STATE OHIO STATE FLORIDA BALTIMORE RAVENS ATLANTA FALCONS MINNESOTA VIKINGS DARRON LEE 27 WR MICHAEL THOMAS 06 CB M. ALEXANDER 17 LB CLEMSON OHIO STATE OHIO STATE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS INDIANAPOLIS COLTS CINCINNATI BENGALS 07 QB JARED GOFF 18 CB ELI APPLE 28 SS VONN BELL CALIFORNIA OHIO STATE OHIO STATE MIAMI DOLPHINS BUFFALO BILLS DENVER BRONCOS TAYLOR DECKER 29 OG CODY WHITEHA 08 CB JALEN RAMSEY 19 OT FLORIDA STATE KANSAS STATE OHIO STATE NEW YORK JETS TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS ARIZONA CARDINALS D. BUCKNER 20 OT JERALD HAWKINS 30 DT ASHAWN ROBINSON 09 DL OREGON LSU ALABAMA NEW YORK GIANTS PITTSBURGH STEELERS CAROLINA PANTHERS MYLES JAC K 21 NT ON COLEMAN 10 LB JARRAN FREED 31 OT ALABAMA AUBURN UCLA CHICAGO BEARS NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS STRIPPED OF PICK 11 EDGE LEONARD FLOYD hr GEORGIA NFL Draft season is here. Who is your team taking in the first round?
San Francisco 49ers, A'Shawn Robinson, and Apple: MATT MILLER S MOCK DRAFT
 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
 SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
 TENNESSEE TITANS
 WILL FULLER
 R. NKEMDICHE 22 WR
 01 OT
 LAREMY TUNSIL
 12 DL
 OLE MISS
 OLE MISS
 NOTRE DAME
 CLEVELAND BROWNS
 PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
 GREEN BAY PACKERS
 02 DE
 JOEY BOSA
 13 DE
 SHAQ LAWSON 23 DE
 JONATHAN ALLEN
 OHIO STATE
 CLEMSON
 ALABAMA
 KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
 SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
 OAKLAND RAIDERS
 RONNIE STANLEY 14 LB
 JAYLON SMITH 24 LB
 REGGIE RAGLAND
 03 OT
 ALABAMA
 NOTRE DAME
 NOTRE DAME
 ST. LOUIS RAMS
 WASHINGTON REDSKINS
 DALLAS COWBOYS
 L. TREADWELL 25 DT
 04 QB
 PAXTON LYNCH 15 KENNY CLARK
 WR
 UCLA
 MEMPHIS
 OLE MISS
 DETROIT LIONS
 JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
 HOUSTON TEXANS
 JACK CONKLIN 26 RB
 EZEKIEL ELLIOTT
 05 CB
 HARGREAVES III 16 OT
 MICHIGAN STATE
 OHIO STATE
 FLORIDA
 BALTIMORE RAVENS
 ATLANTA FALCONS
 MINNESOTA VIKINGS
 DARRON LEE 27 WR MICHAEL THOMAS
 06 CB
 M. ALEXANDER
 17 LB
 CLEMSON
 OHIO STATE
 OHIO STATE
 SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
 INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
 CINCINNATI BENGALS
 07 QB
 JARED GOFF 18 CB
 ELI APPLE 28 SS
 VONN BELL
 CALIFORNIA
 OHIO STATE
 OHIO STATE
 MIAMI DOLPHINS
 BUFFALO BILLS
 DENVER BRONCOS
 TAYLOR DECKER 29 OG
 CODY WHITEHA
 08 CB
 JALEN RAMSEY
 19 OT
 FLORIDA STATE
 KANSAS STATE
 OHIO STATE
 NEW YORK JETS
 TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
 ARIZONA CARDINALS
 D. BUCKNER 20 OT
 JERALD HAWKINS
 30 DT ASHAWN ROBINSON
 09 DL
 OREGON
 LSU
 ALABAMA
 NEW YORK GIANTS
 PITTSBURGH STEELERS
 CAROLINA PANTHERS
 MYLES JAC
 K 21 NT
 ON
 COLEMAN
 10 LB
 JARRAN FREED 31 OT
 ALABAMA
 AUBURN
 UCLA
 CHICAGO BEARS
 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
 STRIPPED OF PICK
 11 EDGE
 LEONARD FLOYD
 hr
 GEORGIA
NFL Draft season is here. Who is your team taking in the first round?

NFL Draft season is here. Who is your team taking in the first round?