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Bernie Sanders, Fall, and Fashion: That's Baller: Balenciaga Releases $600 "Bernie Sanders" Inspired Slides @balleralert That’s Baller: Balenciaga Releases $600 β€œBernie Sanders” Inspired Slides - blogged by @worldwidekeege β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Balenciaga has been busy kickin’ a whole lot of flavor in their sneaker releases, yet it has reminded us that they are always here for a timeless classic. They have released an old favorite from their Fall-Winter 2017 collection, with a new touch to design. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The words β€œBalenciaga” are written across the foot strap of the popular rendition of Nike Slides in the same font and fashion of the recognizable Bernie Sanders logo. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The slides come in 2 colorways of blue or black, the leather is made from lamb, and you can cop these as a part of their Spring-Summer 2018 releases. A pair of these simple yet chic slides will set you back about $600 dollars from the luxury brand. About $595 dollars plus tax to be exact. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € But hey, SpringBreak is here, so are you copping?
Bernie Sanders, Fall, and Fashion: That's Baller: Balenciaga Releases
 $600 "Bernie Sanders" Inspired Slides
 @balleralert
That’s Baller: Balenciaga Releases $600 β€œBernie Sanders” Inspired Slides - blogged by @worldwidekeege β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Balenciaga has been busy kickin’ a whole lot of flavor in their sneaker releases, yet it has reminded us that they are always here for a timeless classic. They have released an old favorite from their Fall-Winter 2017 collection, with a new touch to design. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The words β€œBalenciaga” are written across the foot strap of the popular rendition of Nike Slides in the same font and fashion of the recognizable Bernie Sanders logo. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The slides come in 2 colorways of blue or black, the leather is made from lamb, and you can cop these as a part of their Spring-Summer 2018 releases. A pair of these simple yet chic slides will set you back about $600 dollars from the luxury brand. About $595 dollars plus tax to be exact. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € But hey, SpringBreak is here, so are you copping?

That’s Baller: Balenciaga Releases $600 β€œBernie Sanders” Inspired Slides - blogged by @worldwidekeege β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Balenciaga has bee...

Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tom’s β€œNorth Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say β€œILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the β€œFather Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like β€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha πŸ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. β€œGIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tom’s β€œNorth Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say β€œILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the β€œFather Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like β€œHey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha πŸ˜‰. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. β€œGIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So I just copped a stick of Tom’s β€œNorth Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still thinks he's as small as when he was a puppy Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22 @DrSmashlove So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: β€œRight now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!πŸ€£β€ WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CAN’T πŸ˜‚. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): β€œTo be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.” Ladies...FOR EFF’S SAKE πŸ˜‚...Y’all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts 😩 ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally β€˜came’ before u πŸ˜’πŸ”« ... I’m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ain’t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *I’M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick y’all be safe πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still
 thinks he's as small as when he was a
 puppy
 Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22
 @DrSmashlove
So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it πŸ€—πŸ˜‚: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: β€œRight now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!πŸ€£β€ WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CAN’T πŸ˜‚. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): β€œTo be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.” Ladies...FOR EFF’S SAKE πŸ˜‚...Y’all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts 😩 ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally β€˜came’ before u πŸ˜’πŸ”« ... I’m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ain’t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *I’M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick y’all be safe πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the ...