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Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0
Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES
Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie
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i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Arguing, and Empire: NO, BUT SERIOUSLY THE FUTURE IS IN MECHANICS, YEAH MECHANICS! RIGHT WESTP HETASCANLATIONS HETASCANLATIONS.TUMBLR.COm aph-preussen: preussen-invasion: captainbeilschmidt: Taken from the latest comic. PRUSSIA CALLS GERMANY “WEST” MEANING THE NAME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WALL AS THE COMIC TAKES PLACE IN THE 19TH CENTURY!!!!! That doesn’t necessarily mean that Prussia still can’t have been East Germany. If you look at where Prussia (as in the Duchy of Prussia which was eventually merged with Brandenberg to form the overall Kingdom of Prussia) was, it’s very far to the east of where most of Germany is. Beyond that, the Kingdom of Prussia leading up to unification was to the east of the majority of the other German states. The essence of “Prussianness” was also widely considered to be found in the East-Elbian Juncker landowning class. Moreover, the majority of Imperial German land that didn’t belong specifically to Prussia (since yes, Prussia still existed and actually had hegemony during the Imperial Era)  in the west. It would make sense for Prussia to see his little brother, the German Empire, as his western counterpart. Moving on to when Germany was split between East and West, it was mostly East Prussian lands that were in the Soviet sphere. It is very possible to argue that Prussia has always represented the Eastern Part of Germany, from Empire to GDR.   I’m not sure if op even wanted to imply that Prussia might not be East Germany, but it is 100% obvious that Prussia represented East Germany and there’s no doubt about it. There’s a lot of evidence,the strongest one is imo that Prussia feels ostalgisch,a feeling that only East Germans have
Anaconda, Arguing, and Empire: NO, BUT
 SERIOUSLY
 THE FUTURE IS IN
 MECHANICS, YEAH
 MECHANICS!
 RIGHT WESTP
 HETASCANLATIONS
 HETASCANLATIONS.TUMBLR.COm
aph-preussen:
preussen-invasion:


captainbeilschmidt:

Taken from the latest comic. PRUSSIA CALLS GERMANY “WEST” MEANING THE NAME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WALL AS THE COMIC TAKES PLACE IN THE 19TH CENTURY!!!!!

That doesn’t necessarily mean that Prussia still can’t have been East Germany. If you look at where Prussia (as in the Duchy of Prussia which was eventually merged with Brandenberg to form the overall Kingdom of Prussia) was, it’s very far to the east of where most of Germany is. Beyond that, the Kingdom of Prussia leading up to unification was to the east of the majority of the other German states. The essence of “Prussianness” was also widely considered to be found in the East-Elbian Juncker landowning class. Moreover, the majority of Imperial German land that didn’t belong specifically to Prussia (since yes, Prussia still existed and actually had hegemony during the Imperial Era)  in the west. It would make sense for Prussia to see his little brother, the German Empire, as his western counterpart. Moving on to when Germany was split between East and West, it was mostly East Prussian lands that were in the Soviet sphere. It is very possible to argue that Prussia has always represented the Eastern Part of Germany, from Empire to GDR.  


I’m not sure if op even wanted to imply that Prussia might not be East Germany, but it is 100% obvious that Prussia represented East Germany and there’s no doubt about it. There’s a lot of evidence,the strongest one is imo that Prussia feels ostalgisch,a feeling that only East Germans have

aph-preussen: preussen-invasion: captainbeilschmidt: Taken from the latest comic. PRUSSIA CALLS GERMANY “WEST” MEANING THE NAME HAS NOTHI...