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    No chill: please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don't have sex with murderers
ao3tagoftheday:

nyocanada15:

ao3tagoftheday:

infinty-forest:

ao3tagoftheday:
[Image Description: Tags reading β€œplease use protection when doing the do, maybe also don’t have sex with murderers”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: β€œDon’t have sex with murderers” is an important safe sex tip 

#mod ej#death#violence#wear condoms for fucks sake#and don’t have sex with murderers#I mean#if you insist on having sex with murderers#please wear a condom while doing so#or get the murderer to wear a condom#whichever is applicable#although fuck that internal condoms are a thing#and you personally are responsible for your sexual health#but even if condoms are involved#fucking murderers is still a bad idea#don’t do it#this has been an absurdist episode of#mod ej gives advice#submissionOP’s tags are always a gift.

I just realized I left out a really important piece of information:Some murderers will try to persuade you to have sex with them. They may do this by murdering people while shirtless and listening to classical music. They may also describe the feeling of murdering someone in suspiciously sensual terms. Some murderers may tell you they are tortured by their inner demons and that only your love can keep them from continuing their bloody rampage. Do not be fooled! Do not have sex with them, even if they smile in a predatory yet irresistibly attractive way! You have a right to assert yourself in defense of your own sexual health!

What the fuck MOD EJ 

Friend. What kind of blog do you think you’re following, my dude? Why the fuck would you think I’m sane, bro? I started an argument about corpses having casual sex. I looked up scientific articles about bat cunnilingus. I just finished making a shirt that says β€œTurtles Don’t Fuck.” I have no chill, buddy. I am not even in the vicinity of fucking around. When given the opportunity to be ridiculous, I don’t just take it, I grab it with both hands, shove it in my mouth, suck it till it comes down my throat, swallow, and then shit this bizarre fucking content right onto my keyboard and slam that motherfucking post button!So nyocanada15, my friend, my buddy. I don’t understand. Please explain this to me. Why is this gentle reminder to young people who might be manipulated into unsafe sexual behavior by murderers who can β€œsee the darkness within them” or some shit like thatβ€”why is this your breaking point? Why is it only now that you stop and say β€œwhat the fuck mod ej”? Haven’t I earned that already!?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                No chill: please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don't have sex with murderers
ao3tagoftheday:

nyocanada15:

ao3tagoftheday:

infinty-forest:

ao3tagoftheday:
[Image Description: Tags reading β€œplease use protection when doing the do, maybe also don’t have sex with murderers”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: β€œDon’t have sex with murderers” is an important safe sex tip 

#mod ej#death#violence#wear condoms for fucks sake#and don’t have sex with murderers#I mean#if you insist on having sex with murderers#please wear a condom while doing so#or get the murderer to wear a condom#whichever is applicable#although fuck that internal condoms are a thing#and you personally are responsible for your sexual health#but even if condoms are involved#fucking murderers is still a bad idea#don’t do it#this has been an absurdist episode of#mod ej gives advice#submissionOP’s tags are always a gift.

I just realized I left out a really important piece of information:Some murderers will try to persuade you to have sex with them. They may do this by murdering people while shirtless and listening to classical music. They may also describe the feeling of murdering someone in suspiciously sensual terms. Some murderers may tell you they are tortured by their inner demons and that only your love can keep them from continuing their bloody rampage. Do not be fooled! Do not have sex with them, even if they smile in a predatory yet irresistibly attractive way! You have a right to assert yourself in defense of your own sexual health!

What the fuck MOD EJ 

Friend. What kind of blog do you think you’re following, my dude? Why the fuck would you think I’m sane, bro? I started an argument about corpses having casual sex. I looked up scientific articles about bat cunnilingus. I just finished making a shirt that says β€œTurtles Don’t Fuck.” I have no chill, buddy. I am not even in the vicinity of fucking around. When given the opportunity to be ridiculous, I don’t just take it, I grab it with both hands, shove it in my mouth, suck it till it comes down my throat, swallow, and then shit this bizarre fucking content right onto my keyboard and slam that motherfucking post button!So nyocanada15, my friend, my buddy. I don’t understand. Please explain this to me. Why is this gentle reminder to young people who might be manipulated into unsafe sexual behavior by murderers who can β€œsee the darkness within them” or some shit like thatβ€”why is this your breaking point? Why is it only now that you stop and say β€œwhat the fuck mod ej”? Haven’t I earned that already!?
                
            

            
            
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nyocanada15:

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infinty-forest:

ao3tagoftheday:
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    No chill: Dog has no chill when watering the grass
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    No chill: So many split ends Fiom
 constantly ripping ont hairclips
 robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows
 Β« definitely doesn ' shave leqs
 seems like she would use
 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart
 ace always looks like she Β» jndging jΒ°u
 wears move clashing layers than
 a quirky side kick in ^ Disne
 Channel stcom

 probably has best hgene f the grop.
 but has hair that makes him look like
 he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport
 these eves have seen death wth
 less than 2.0/20 vision
 eyebags for days because he never sleeps
 constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl
 me he never has shit stucx in his teeth
 Swper prominent Adam's apple
 dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish
 wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s
 basically every day, nothing I sa
 can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is

 robabl cu+5 his own hair
 actnallyprematu wrinKlina in
 hih school due tO acute stress
 this kid is about 2 seconds away From
 Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his
 under - eye Shadows are ney leve l
 Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble
 ake care of his skin ppery
 this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or
 Shoulders slumped permanently
 rom weiant of world

 Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil
 he has no chill
 makes an uncomfortable amount
 of eye contact
 geis inationaily angry and suweaty
 whenever he sees a handsome boy
 (when clid he last shower??)
 he can arow a beard over night
 the Stmbble stvuq^le is real
 e+ raven has clawed holes
 in very shir^ he oun s
 1

 actual rotting corpse
 -
 o3
 Probably appreciates bodly gitter
 though so that's a pluS
charactersoverkisses:

squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be.
okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!!Β 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                No chill: So many split ends Fiom
 constantly ripping ont hairclips
 robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows
 Β« definitely doesn ' shave leqs
 seems like she would use
 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart
 ace always looks like she Β» jndging jΒ°u
 wears move clashing layers than
 a quirky side kick in ^ Disne
 Channel stcom

 probably has best hgene f the grop.
 but has hair that makes him look like
 he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport
 these eves have seen death wth
 less than 2.0/20 vision
 eyebags for days because he never sleeps
 constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl
 me he never has shit stucx in his teeth
 Swper prominent Adam's apple
 dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish
 wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s
 basically every day, nothing I sa
 can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is

 robabl cu+5 his own hair
 actnallyprematu wrinKlina in
 hih school due tO acute stress
 this kid is about 2 seconds away From
 Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his
 under - eye Shadows are ney leve l
 Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble
 ake care of his skin ppery
 this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or
 Shoulders slumped permanently
 rom weiant of world

 Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil
 he has no chill
 makes an uncomfortable amount
 of eye contact
 geis inationaily angry and suweaty
 whenever he sees a handsome boy
 (when clid he last shower??)
 he can arow a beard over night
 the Stmbble stvuq^le is real
 e+ raven has clawed holes
 in very shir^ he oun s
 1

 actual rotting corpse
 -
 o3
 Probably appreciates bodly gitter
 though so that's a pluS
charactersoverkisses:

squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be.
okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!!Β 
                
            

            
            
charactersoverkisses:

squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty...