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4chan, Advice, and Craigslist: Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed)14:29:09 No.764071666 /b/ I've just found out my soon to be ex-gf is a massive slut REVENGE >be me been with gf for 3 years, lived together for 1 44 KB JPG >never been the jealous kind and she's never given me much of a reason to be (she was single for over a year before we met or so she sal >be this morning take the day off work bc fuck it, hump day and not feeling it, also way too many sick days racked >be lying in bed and wanna jump on the net my laptop is in lounge room but gf's is on her bedside table so fuck it I just grab that enter password; we've known each others for several years go to browse net >hmmm interesting, there is a gmail account open that I never knew she had WHAT THE FUCK? the thought didn't even cross my mind to respect her privacy, so I start to look as I feel my blood pressure rise inbox was clean, sent items was clean but the dumb slut didn't delete from deleted items between 9 months ago and 3 months ago I read through 4 hookups the fucking slut arranged through craigslist. >The worst part is how dirty she talked to these guys. I used to love how uninhibited she is in bed but I had foolishly also thought that was solely between her and I I really want to get revenge on this slut /b/. I was thinking to get her naked and take heaps of really humiliating photos to spread online, but that could come back to bite me. Any advice on where I go from here? She doesn't get home for another 3 hours. Help me fuck her shit up Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed) 14:30:42 No.764071788 >-764071666 (OP) # cheat on her with no remorse. >-764075908 # Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed)14:30:44 No.764071796 Give her herpes. That'll teach her Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed)14:30:45 No.764071799 Definitely not in the US cause CL is dead for that shit.
4chan, Advice, and Craigslist: Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed)14:29:09 No.764071666
 /b/ I've just found out my soon to
 be ex-gf is a massive slut
 REVENGE
 >be me
 been with gf for 3 years, lived
 together for 1
 44 KB JPG
 >never been the jealous kind and
 she's never given me much of a reason to be (she
 was single for over a year before we met or so she
 sal
 >be this morning
 take the day off work bc fuck it, hump day and
 not feeling it, also way too many sick days racked
 >be lying in bed and wanna jump on the net
 my laptop is in lounge room but gf's is on her
 bedside table so fuck it I just grab that
 enter password; we've known each others for
 several years
 go to browse net
 >hmmm interesting, there is a gmail account open
 that I never knew she had WHAT THE FUCK?
 the thought didn't even cross my mind to respect
 her privacy, so I start to look as I feel my blood
 pressure rise
 inbox was clean, sent items was clean but the
 dumb slut didn't delete from deleted items
 between 9 months ago and 3 months ago I read
 through 4 hookups the fucking slut arranged
 through craigslist.
 >The worst part is how dirty she talked to these
 guys. I used to love how uninhibited she is in bed
 but I had foolishly also thought that was solely
 between her and I
 I really want to get revenge on this slut /b/. I was
 thinking to get her naked and take heaps of really
 humiliating photos to spread online, but that could
 come back to bite me.
 Any advice on where I go from here? She doesn't
 get home for another 3 hours. Help me fuck her
 shit up
 Anonymous
 03/28/18(Wed) 14:30:42 No.764071788
 >-764071666 (OP) #
 cheat on her with no remorse.
 >-764075908 #
 Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed)14:30:44 No.764071796
 Give her herpes. That'll teach her
 Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed)14:30:45 No.764071799
 Definitely not in the US cause CL is dead for that
 shit.
Bad, Be Like, and Definitely: C- Sweet chick was flirting with me and ignored my personal space(sat on my lap, ect). Was planning on taking her home later for some fun. Got a call from my doctor and had to rush to the hospital. Found out in the hospital from a third party she has multiple STDs and is a super slut. She had sex with the 2 other guys who were with us that night. Good luck with that clymidia Steve, hope your gonorrhea is better Larry! permalink embed save report give gold reply 50 points 1 day ago 71 points 1 day ago A for effort, but D for execution. Here are some tips for next time you make up stories: Make it your friend, not the hospital. You're describing a HIPAA violation, and it's pretty unlikely that some rando at a hospital would be like "Oh, lol, that girl you're describing has STDs" unless you were lifelong bestest friends. At least specify that the "third party" was a fellow patient or something -Doctors don't usually call people at night. Rethink your timeline. Maybe you were hanging out with her at a movie or during the afternoon? The only way you're getting a call during your doctor's off-hours is if you've suddenly found out you have a very serious medical problem, in which case some party girl is probably not what you're talking about or thinking about. Going in at night also reduces the likelihood that the "third party" wasn't bound by HIPAA. So either go in the afternoon or drop the whole doctor storyline entirely -Use different STDs. Chlamydia and gonorrhea are both curable with antibiotics, so if she'd been to the hospital recently for those two diseases, she doesn't have those anymore. Try herpes or HPV next time. If you want to get creative, go with syphilis if you want an old-timey feel to your story or HIV if you want to be super dramatic. Best of luck with your stories, Internet stranger. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 23 points 1 day ago Well the hospital would call me in for an emergency, like say for example my brother got into an accident and I'm his emergency contact number? Third party was her ex, he ask if her name was XYZ and I said yea, then he told me about her nightly pleasures I couldn't think of any STDs, so I just said the first too that came to mind. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply I couldn't think of any STDs, so I just said the first too that came to mind. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 15 points 1 day ago Dude, if your brother got into a car accident so serious that he was rushed to the hospital I really hope you're not talking to him about the party you were at. I hope you're talking to him about OMG are you OK?! Also, if this girl is your brother's ex, and you're his listed contact, for sure you've met her. So yeah, I'm not feeling it It could work, though, if you just "found out" later. Like, you were going to hook up with this girl but your brother got into a car crash so you ditched her. And then later you found out she hooked up with two guys that night and she gave them STDs. That's a powerful story! Pathos, drama, bullet fucking dodged link embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 19 points 1 day ago I stayed with my brother for a long time, I wasn't going be like "You good?" "I'm not dying" "Bye" Again, I used third party, not brother. Wasn't brother's ex, a third fucking party. permalink embed save parent report give gold repl 19 points 1 day ago Yikes, now you're going around chatting with other patients while your brother lies there badly hurt? I really think you should consider the "found out later" angle instead next time, it makes you look like less of a dick. Anyway, sorry if I offended you. I'm just trying to help an aspiring novelist. If I was making up bad stories, I'd certainly want someone to tell me. Like if I had spinach in my teeth, I'd rather know about it. But hey, I get it. Best of luck with your future endeavors! permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 9 points 1 day ago man, i wasted half an hour slogging all the way to the bottom of this stupid thread but this epic rhetorical smackdown made it all worth it godspeed, you glorious sassmaster permalink embed save parent report give gold reply godspeed, you glorious sassmaster permalink embed save parent report give gold reply 1 poin 1 hour ago L- Maybe "the third party" was a family member or a family friend? Is it really unrealistic to think that someone else besides his brother would show up to the hospital after a life threatening crash? Sorry, but it seems a little ridiculous that you can't believe that would happen. Every single time there has been a major injury in my family there would be 4+ people in and hanging around the ER waiting for news or supporting eachother. Is that not what family/close friends do? EDIT and to or permalink embed save parent report give gold reply I- This is really haunting you, isn't it, person who is definitely not a sock puppet of the original poster, posting your only ever comment on a subthread buried deep, deep within a thread no one is reading anymore. Come on, at least put in some effort. Make some other comments, pretend to be a separate human being from the original storyteller. I'm embarrassed on your behalf by your lack of effort. permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 1 point just now 14 points 1 day ago Dude you don't know what happened that night. Of course I'd talk to other people(third party wasnt a patient) if he's not awake. I didn't include every little detail in my original comment, because I didn't expect to be questioned or if anyone would even notice. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply Bullshit called, OP doubles down. A Mysterious Stranger arrives late to defend OP's honor.
Bad, Be Like, and Definitely: C-
 Sweet chick was flirting with me and ignored my personal space(sat on my lap, ect). Was planning on taking her home
 later for some fun. Got a call from my doctor and had to rush to the hospital. Found out in the hospital from a third
 party she has multiple STDs and is a super slut. She had sex with the 2 other guys who were with us that night. Good
 luck with that clymidia Steve, hope your gonorrhea is better Larry!
 permalink embed save report give gold reply
 50 points 1 day ago
 71 points 1 day ago
 A for effort, but D for execution. Here are some tips for next time you make up stories:
 Make it your friend, not the hospital. You're describing a HIPAA violation, and it's pretty unlikely that some rando at a
 hospital would be like "Oh, lol, that girl you're describing has STDs" unless you were lifelong bestest friends. At least
 specify that the "third party" was a fellow patient or something
 -Doctors don't usually call people at night. Rethink your timeline. Maybe you were hanging out with her at a movie or
 during the afternoon? The only way you're getting a call during your doctor's off-hours is if you've suddenly found out
 you have a very serious medical problem, in which case some party girl is probably not what you're talking about or
 thinking about. Going in at night also reduces the likelihood that the "third party" wasn't bound by HIPAA. So either go
 in the afternoon or drop the whole doctor storyline entirely
 -Use different STDs. Chlamydia and gonorrhea are both curable with antibiotics, so if she'd been to the hospital
 recently for those two diseases, she doesn't have those anymore. Try herpes or HPV next time. If you want to get
 creative, go with syphilis if you want an old-timey feel to your story or HIV if you want to be super dramatic.
 Best of luck with your stories, Internet stranger.
 permalink embed save parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply
 23 points 1 day ago
 Well the hospital would call me in for an emergency, like say for example my brother got into an accident and I'm his
 emergency contact number?
 Third party was her ex, he ask if her name was XYZ and I said yea, then he told me about her nightly pleasures
 I couldn't think of any STDs, so I just said the first too that came to mind.
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply

 I couldn't think of any STDs, so I just said the first too that came to mind.
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 15 points 1 day ago
 Dude, if your brother got into a car accident so serious that he was rushed to the hospital I really hope you're not
 talking to him about the party you were at. I hope you're talking to him about OMG are you OK?!
 Also, if this girl is your brother's ex, and you're his listed contact, for sure you've met her. So yeah, I'm not feeling it
 It could work, though, if you just "found out" later. Like, you were going to hook up with this girl but your brother got
 into a car crash so you ditched her. And then later you found out she hooked up with two guys that night and she gave
 them STDs. That's a powerful story! Pathos, drama, bullet fucking dodged
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 disable inbox replies delete reply
 19 points 1 day ago
 I stayed with my brother for a long time, I wasn't going be like "You good?" "I'm not dying" "Bye"
 Again, I used third party, not brother. Wasn't brother's ex, a third fucking party.
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 19 points 1 day ago
 Yikes, now you're going around chatting with other patients while your brother lies there badly hurt? I really think you
 should consider the "found out later" angle instead next time, it makes you look like less of a dick.
 Anyway, sorry if I offended you. I'm just trying to help an aspiring novelist. If I was making up bad stories, I'd
 certainly want someone to tell me. Like if I had spinach in my teeth, I'd rather know about it. But hey, I get it. Best of
 luck with your future endeavors!
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 9 points 1 day ago
 man, i wasted half an hour slogging all the way to the bottom of this stupid thread but this epic rhetorical smackdown
 made it all worth it
 godspeed, you glorious sassmaster
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply

 godspeed, you glorious sassmaster
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 1 poin 1 hour ago
 L-
 Maybe "the third party" was a family member or a family friend?
 Is it really unrealistic to think that someone else besides his brother would show up to the hospital after a life
 threatening crash?
 Sorry, but it seems a little ridiculous that you can't believe that would happen. Every single time there has been a
 major injury in my family there would be 4+ people in and hanging around the ER waiting for news or supporting
 eachother.
 Is that not what family/close friends do?
 EDIT and to or
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 I-
 This is really haunting you, isn't it, person who is definitely not a sock puppet of the original poster, posting your only
 ever comment on a subthread buried deep, deep within a thread no one is reading anymore.
 Come on, at least put in some effort. Make some other comments, pretend to be a separate human being from the
 original storyteller.
 I'm embarrassed on your behalf by your lack of effort.
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 1 point just now
 14 points 1 day ago
 Dude you don't know what happened that night. Of course I'd talk to other people(third party wasnt a patient) if he's
 not awake. I didn't include every little detail in my original comment, because I didn't expect to be questioned or if
 anyone would even notice.
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
Bullshit called, OP doubles down. A Mysterious Stranger arrives late to defend OP's honor.

Bullshit called, OP doubles down. A Mysterious Stranger arrives late to defend OP's honor.