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not nice: Sat, Jun 22, 18:36 Hello traveller, I am your guide. Are you ready to begin your quest? Hello stranger, what do I need to do, to complete your request. You have to recover a long time lost manuscript held by a famous necromancer. Your journey begins in a forest. The left of you is a mountain with a large boulder blocking it's entrance, in front of you is an ancient graveyard. Some of the greatest heroes of the realm rest there I would like to investigate the grave- yard of it looks chill or haunted. Not strong enough to push that boulder As you enter the graveyard you notice old tombstones crumbling, scribed in language too ancient to be known by any living creature. While searching around you find a crypt, the front door has been knocked open, you can hear a soft gust of wind coming from inside. I copy the ancient text, best as possible. I use 'produce flame' when I enter the crypt. As you go in the light from your spell fills the room, you notice the coffins that adorn the walls and a spiral staircase that leads further down, at the bottom of it lies a large room, broken pillars, and a statue of Sild, the Warlock. A very powerful wizard from centuries past. Further away, with barely any light around it, you see a creature in a black robe facing away, as it ignores you on purpouse. There's a corpse on an alter in front of it, and it's hands deep inside it As I enter the room I go "excuuuuuse me, but it's not nice to sacrifice people" en hold my flame ready to attack if he would attack me... The creature in black turns annoyed by your interference, you see a beetle crawl out of it's eye socket, it's deformed face makes your stomach sick, as you think that eating all those fries before entering a graveyard was a bad idea. A purple light starts forming as he moves his hands together With a quick look around you notice a large floating orb 3 meters above the creature's head. You remember the old legend of Sild's orb, which he used teleport anywhere in the world. Nasty! God damn it those fries! I shoot my flame to the orb so the bug guy can't escape. And pull out my scimitar ready to attack As your flame hits, the orb shatters into what seems to be glass spikes, flying everywhere, further damaging the room. Some hit the creature, tearing his black robes just to reveal pieces of rotting flesh. The stench of death takes over the room, you can't hold those fries anymore, as you make an effort to not puke onto your brand new heels -and you hear your own voice in your head WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO A GRAVEYARD USING HEELS WOMAN ? As you get distracted, the creature fires his spell, you quickly block it with your scimitar, but it flies away from your hand. You are disarmed and the creature starts running in your direction "I DON'T I WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT THEN THE USUAL SNEAKERS as I replied to my own question. I take them of hold them as a weapon ready to defend myself against the ugly bug dude. And try to figure out if I can back to my scimitar. As you dual-wield your brand new puke-free heels you notice a two fast moving shadows moving behind the creature. Desperation starts to hit as you are outnumbered and your scimitar is nowhere to be seen, suddenly the shadows jump onto the creatures head and start attacking him. IT'S YOUR FAMILIARS, your thank yourself for installing that catdoor years ago. The creature loses balance just as it reaches you, slipping and faceplanting your puddle fries and cola that rested on the floor. You plunge it's head with both heels. It explodes and the creature slowly starts turning into ashes... You give a well deserved pet to them. The comforting purring sounds fills the room, you feel safe now. One of your familiars starts digging into the ash pile, as he found something of value there. IT'S A FORTUNE COOKIE! I go like "Oooh cookie!" I break it open and eat the cookie while I read. And also keep petting them, like a good rub under the chin. You slowly chew the cookie, the slight chocolate taste is well welcome at this moment, unravel the note, and it says , hit me up for fries & movies sometime. Sept Her profile said she was into RPGs
 not nice: Sat, Jun 22, 18:36
 Hello traveller, I am your guide. Are you
 ready to begin your quest?
 Hello stranger, what do I need to do,
 to complete your request.
 You have to recover a long time
 lost manuscript held by a famous
 necromancer. Your journey begins in a
 forest. The left of you is a mountain with
 a large boulder blocking it's entrance,
 in front of you is an ancient graveyard.
 Some of the greatest heroes of the
 realm rest there
 I would like to investigate the grave-
 yard of it looks chill or haunted. Not
 strong enough to push that boulder
 As you enter the graveyard you notice
 old tombstones crumbling, scribed in
 language too ancient to be known by
 any living creature. While searching
 around you find a crypt, the front door
 has been knocked open, you can hear
 a soft gust of wind coming from inside.
 I copy the ancient text, best as
 possible. I use 'produce flame' when I
 enter the crypt.
 As you go in the light from your spell
 fills the room, you notice the coffins that
 adorn the walls and a spiral staircase
 that leads further down, at the bottom
 of it lies a large room, broken pillars,
 and a statue of Sild, the Warlock. A very
 powerful wizard from centuries past.
 Further away, with barely any light
 around it, you see a creature in a black
 robe facing away, as it ignores you on
 purpouse. There's a corpse on an alter
 in front of it, and it's hands deep inside
 it
 As I enter the room I go "excuuuuuse
 me, but it's not nice to sacrifice
 people" en hold my flame ready to
 attack if he would attack me...
 The creature in black turns annoyed
 by your interference, you see a
 beetle crawl out of it's eye socket, it's
 deformed face makes your stomach
 sick, as you think that eating all those
 fries before entering a graveyard was
 a bad idea. A purple light starts forming
 as he moves his hands together
 With a quick look around you notice a
 large floating orb 3 meters above the
 creature's head. You remember the
 old legend of Sild's orb, which he used
 teleport anywhere in the world.
 Nasty! God damn it those fries! I shoot
 my flame to the orb so the bug guy
 can't escape. And pull out my scimitar
 ready to attack
 As your flame hits, the orb shatters into
 what seems to be glass spikes, flying
 everywhere, further damaging the
 room. Some hit the creature, tearing
 his black robes just to reveal pieces of
 rotting flesh. The stench of death takes
 over the room, you can't hold those
 fries anymore, as you make an effort
 to not puke onto your brand new heels
 -and you hear your own voice in your
 head WHY WOULD YOU GO INTO A
 GRAVEYARD USING HEELS WOMAN ?
 As you get distracted, the creature
 fires his spell, you quickly block it with
 your scimitar, but it flies away from
 your hand. You are disarmed and the
 creature starts running in your direction
 "I DON'T I WANTED SOMETHING
 DIFFERENT THEN THE USUAL
 SNEAKERS as I replied to my own
 question. I take them of hold them
 as a weapon ready to defend myself
 against the ugly bug dude. And try to
 figure out if I can back to my scimitar.
 As you dual-wield your brand new
 puke-free heels you notice a two fast
 moving shadows moving behind the
 creature. Desperation starts to hit as
 you are outnumbered and your scimitar
 is nowhere to be seen, suddenly the
 shadows jump onto the creatures head
 and start attacking him. IT'S YOUR
 FAMILIARS, your thank yourself for
 installing that catdoor years ago.
 The creature loses balance just as it
 reaches you, slipping and faceplanting
 your puddle fries and cola that rested
 on the floor.
 You plunge it's head with both heels. It
 explodes and the creature slowly starts
 turning into ashes... You give a well
 deserved pet to them. The comforting
 purring sounds fills the room, you feel
 safe now. One of your familiars starts
 digging into the ash pile, as he found
 something of value there.
 IT'S A FORTUNE COOKIE!
 I go like "Oooh cookie!" I break it open
 and eat the cookie while I read. And
 also keep petting them, like a good
 rub under the chin.
 You slowly chew the cookie, the slight
 chocolate taste is well welcome at this
 moment, unravel the note, and it says
 , hit me up for fries &
 movies sometime.
 Sept
Her profile said she was into RPGs

Her profile said she was into RPGs

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not nice: Strawberry Cyclops @EarlofWrasslin I'm laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe... So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot. Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that >She places 'great work and well session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 39 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that 57059106 Not wonting great work stickers Pleb. r ago hr 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often 57059520 I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. Anonymous 57059812 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? Anonymous 57059970 15 hr.ago ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers. My favorite post
 not nice: Strawberry Cyclops
 @EarlofWrasslin
 I'm laughing my ass off at this
 kindergarten teacher using the same
 tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm
 to shower and learn how to cook and be
 spontaneous and self reliant and not a
 single person on 4chan could figure that
 out
 Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe...
 So apparently the bar for GMs has just been
 raised by a lot.

 Anonymous 57058006
 18 hr ago
 >Playing with female DM
 done!' stickers on character sheets of
 players she thinks did a good job that
 >She places 'great work and well
 session
 Literally what does she mean by this?
 97.6 kB PNG
 31 REPLIES
 44 IMAGES
 REPLY
 39
 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy
 disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold
 stars for that
 57059106
 Not wonting great work stickers
 Pleb.
 r ago
 hr
 57059765
 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we
 tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her
 at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but
 she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually
 wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel
 because we didn't care but now we play at her place and
 she says we have to smell good and be well dressed
 before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes
 but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear
 that very often
 57059520
 I don't know what she does for work and she gives
 out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and
 letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given
 at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she
 hasn't said anything about the other stickers except
 that she's saving them.
 Anonymous 57059812
 16 hr
 57059631
 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works
 as?
 Anonymous 57059970
 15 hr.ago
 ago
 Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but
 sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like
 hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs
 from Grease and make us all sing
 57059812
 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not
 supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern
 we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away
 one of his stickers but she's never done that before so
 we knew she was actually being serious.
 At the start she always cooked something but then she
 offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some
 printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to
 bring food now.
signhereplease:

cryptid-sighting:

kittykat8311:

naamahdarling:
I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god 

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

My favorite post

signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the g...

not nice: Strawberry Cyclops @EarlofWrasslin I'm laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe... So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot. Anonymous 57058006 18 hr ago >Playing with female DM done!' stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that >She places 'great work and well session Literally what does she mean by this? 97.6 kB PNG 31 REPLIES 44 IMAGES REPLY 39 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that 57059106 Not wonting great work stickers Pleb. r ago hr 57059765 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel because we didn't care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear that very often 57059520 I don't know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn't said anything about the other stickers except that she's saving them. Anonymous 57059812 16 hr 57059631 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as? Anonymous 57059970 15 hr.ago ago Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing 57059812 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she's never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious. At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now. signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers. My favorite post
 not nice: Strawberry Cyclops
 @EarlofWrasslin
 I'm laughing my ass off at this
 kindergarten teacher using the same
 tactics on grown ass men to teach thenm
 to shower and learn how to cook and be
 spontaneous and self reliant and not a
 single person on 4chan could figure that
 out
 Ewen 2018: Ewen of the Year Edition @nekoe...
 So apparently the bar for GMs has just been
 raised by a lot.

 Anonymous 57058006
 18 hr ago
 >Playing with female DM
 done!' stickers on character sheets of
 players she thinks did a good job that
 >She places 'great work and well
 session
 Literally what does she mean by this?
 97.6 kB PNG
 31 REPLIES
 44 IMAGES
 REPLY
 39
 Anon! It's not nice to use outistic as an insult. Iom realy
 disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold
 stars for that
 57059106
 Not wonting great work stickers
 Pleb.
 r ago
 hr
 57059765
 We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we
 tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her
 at the library. At first we played at one guy's dorm but
 she didn't like that because it was messy and we usually
 wouldn't bother showering sometimes or dressing wel
 because we didn't care but now we play at her place and
 she says we have to smell good and be well dressed
 before she lets us inside. It's a bit annoying sometimes
 but she calls us handsome when we do and I don't hear
 that very often
 57059520
 I don't know what she does for work and she gives
 out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics and
 letting everyone do something. Everyone gets given
 at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she
 hasn't said anything about the other stickers except
 that she's saving them.
 Anonymous 57059812
 16 hr
 57059631
 How the fuck do you not know what your DM works
 as?
 Anonymous 57059970
 15 hr.ago
 ago
 Because it's not just that. I like her as a DM but
 sometimes she'll do really embarrassing things like
 hold a kareoke contest in game and then play songs
 from Grease and make us all sing
 57059812
 I haven't asked her. One guy tried to once but we're not
 supposed to talk about non game related stuff whern
 we're playing and she jokingly threatened to take away
 one of his stickers but she's never done that before so
 we knew she was actually being serious.
 At the start she always cooked something but then she
 offered an extra sticker if we'd do it and gave us some
 printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to
 bring food now.
signhereplease:

cryptid-sighting:

kittykat8311:

naamahdarling:
I’m losing my fucking mind.

oh my god 

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

My favorite post

signhereplease: cryptid-sighting: kittykat8311: naamahdarling: I’m losing my fucking mind. oh my god my favorite part is that the g...