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Nutshack: 824:11:45/1347:36:22 Antz but every time they say ant it gets replaced by the Bee Movie but every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke movie AntzVEVOo Subscribe 18 7 views Add to Share More thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom: According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half. For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout. I counted. They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’ Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction. You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep. At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.
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 every time they say bee it's replaced by the Nutshack Theme but
 every time they say nutshack it's replaced with the entire Marmaduke
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koininaritai:
if this is real the video is 56 days long.
I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let’s start at the bottom:
According to Wikipedia, Marmaduke is 87 minutes long. Which seems kind of short for a feature movie, but whatever, that’s merciful. For ease of math, let’s just round that to ninety minutes–an hour and a half.
For the sake of Science, I listened to the Nutshack theme (dear god it’s worse than I remember). I was able to count 19 instances of “Nutshack” for certain, and I’m sure there’s at least one, possibly more, that I missed because you have a point where the characters are saying Nutshack at the same time the chorus is saying Nutshack, though I’m not going back to confirm because I am not that much of a masochist. So that means that a single instance of ‘Bee’ in Bee movie takes… 30 hours to resolve (the length of the Nutshack theme is negligible here compared to the rounding we’re already doing). That’s a day and a quarter of this hell. So, we can fit one instance of Bee Movie in our timeslot if they say ‘Bee’ a total of… 44.8 times throughout.
I counted.
They say ‘Bee’ or ‘Bees’ (not counting Bee included in part of a word like Beekeeper, or in a compound pun) a total of 149 times. That’s right. With only Bee Movie you’re going to be here for 186 days, and 7 hours (extra hour for the parts of Bee Movie that aren’t them saying ‘Bee’). But then there’
Antz is, notably, more restrained than Bee Movie (also harder to CTRL+F through, because it’s actually the full script that’s posted, with scene descriptions). They only say ‘ant’ 50 times. But every single time they it, it starts a 186 day-long chain reaction.
You are going to be watching this for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF MARMADUKE,  because that’s almost all that you’ll be watching. You might be able to follow the plot of Bee Movie, if you keep notes. But the snippets of Antz you get are going to be separated by periods of half a year. Sometimes they’ll say ‘ant’ twice in a sentence, and there goes your entire year. And that’s if you watch non-stop. It gets even worse if you factor in any kind of time to eat and sleep.
At least you’ll know Marmaduke backwards and forwards. At least, assuming you aren’t a gibbering wreck after a year of this, which you certainly are going to be.

thelordofhats: koininaritai: if this is real the video is 56 days long. I think 56 days is actually way too short for it to be real. Let...

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Nutshack: TRUMPTRUMP TRUMP
 PENCE
 PENCE
 PENCE
 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
 BARTON
 U.S. CONGRESS
 JoeBarton.com
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 0:22 ,ויי
 FLI7AD
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://communismkills.tumblr.com/post/151436965163/what-is-trump-doing-cruz-looks-worse-than" class="tumblr_blog">communismkills</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>What is Trump doing? Cruz looks worse than Christie with his hostage face.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>I don’t have much time. He’ll be back any second. I know I’ll get in trouble when he finds out I did this, but I have to tell the people the truth. </p><p>I always thought that The Trump Mafia was just a conspiracy, but when some of the other Republicans started disappearing, I wasn’t so sure. So, I started asking around, curious if the legend had any truth in it. After days of asking, I got no answers. </p><p>That’s when they found me </p><p>They took me from my home, stuffed me in a van, and put a chloroform rag over my face. I woke up tied to a chair in a damp basement with Trump standing over me. He forced me to say I’d vote for him. I didn’t want to but Trump- he has his ways. </p><p>I was subjected to three hours of the Nutshack theme on a loop. It was excruciating. Every utterance of the word “Nutshack” put lashes in soul and bullet holes in my will to live.</p><p>I couldn’t take it any more. Every part of me begged for it to stop, so I caved in. I told the world I’d vote Trump. I had no choice. </p><p>I thought the torture would be the end of it, but after I made my endorsement, they came back. </p><p>They took me to an abandoned Trump Tower, dragged me by the collar of my shirt, and threw me down a stairwell into a basement. </p><p>Nothing could have prepared me for what I would see when I looked up from the dirty ground.</p><p>Around me stood the republicans that went missing, their faces smudged with grime and their suits tattered. </p><p>There’s no more time. He’s coming. Tell Marco that I lo</p></blockquote>

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