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Af, Destiny, and Family: KNOW YOLR RUNES U IS FOR LIS FOR URUZ LAGUZ HEALTH, STRENGTH, WATER BIRTH VIGOR & HEALING BIRTH 0F A VENTURE OR PHYSICAL BIRTH VANN STRYKE, HELSE FODSEL RUNE 2 of 12 RUNE 1 of 12 TIS FOR K IS FOR KENNZ FIRE, PH YSICAL ICE, TIME OF RESPITE PASSION OR STAGN ATION LIDENSKAP BRANN ICE PUSTEROM RUNE 3 12 RUNE 4 of 12 S IS FOR O IS FOR OTHNLN VICTORY, SUCCESS ANCESTRAL LAND, HOME, FAMILY UNITY OF AN ENDEAVOR BARNDOSHJEM, SEIER TRIUMPF FAMILIENS ENHET RUNE 6 of 12 RUNE 5 of 12 E IS FOR D IS FOR Y EVHNZ DNGNZ PROTECTION ABSOLUTE BALANCE FROM EVIL BETWEEN OPPOSITE S, PARARDOX BESKYTTELSE BALANSERE RUNE 8 of 12 RUNE 7 of 12 T IS FOR P IS FOR TWNZ PETHRO JUSTICE FATE DESTINY RETTFERDIGHET SK JEBNE, FORSYN GUDDOMMELIG RUNE 10 of 12 RUNE 9 of 12 G IS FOR N IS FOR NNUD1Z KEBO GIFTS NEED DESIRE BORN WITH OR GIVEN TRENGER ONSKE GAVE, MEDFØDTE RUNE 12 af 12 RUNE 11 of 12 X herbwicc: plantanarchy: herbwicc: viking-illustrator: darkwolfwitch: witt-craft: Runes! This was an assignment to create a set of flashcards that would appeal to kids and adults for my Type 1 class. They each have the rune symbol, the name of the rune, the meaning in English, the meaning (roughly translated by google, thanks google) in Norwegian, and a little icon I made. I made the big rune characters, but the display font is Comic Runes by takuminokami on Font Space (thanks internet). The cards are 3 inches by 4.5 inches.  Also please don’t yell at me if the meanings of these are wrong, my research was not particularly scholarly. (Once again, thanks internet :p)  Sweet, what a nifty little guide This is such a cool idea! Awesome! Quick question: are runes part of a closed culture? No, these runes here are the Elder Futhark, used as a writing system in the area that would be Scandinavia/Northern Germanic region. The names are Proto-Germanic reconstructions, so yeah, the culture that used these are very very dead. Similar runes were used by the Anglo-Saxons and the Vikings (the Anglo-Saxons added a bunch of runes and the Vikings used less runes and some different ones and this was centuries later). The reason we know the “meanings” and names of the runes at all is because of a handful of rune poems that were initially used as mnemonic devices to remember them. The actual system of divination and magic via Elder Futhark runes is very modern and goes back to ~the 60s I believe? There’s some archeological evidence that runes may have been used for more than just a writing system, and the Havamal (old important morality poem for heathens) mentions that Odin hung on the world tree and sacrificed himself to himself and returned with knowledge of the runes. It also discusses that runes can be used for magic (though it doesn’t get into which runes or how to do the magic).So, to me personally, it does seem a bit weird to use the runes as just another divination tool without using them in context of the spiritual/religious paradigm they are connected to, but there are a lot of people that do and seem to have success with it. And I’d be cautious with getting into using them unless you’re willing to suddenly have Northern Germanic gods busting down your door whether you like it or not. Though feeling a pull toward the runes in general may mean they already have you. Good to know, thank you :)
Af, Destiny, and Family: KNOW
 YOLR
 RUNES

 U IS FOR
 LIS FOR
 URUZ
 LAGUZ
 HEALTH, STRENGTH,
 WATER
 BIRTH
 VIGOR & HEALING
 BIRTH 0F A VENTURE
 OR PHYSICAL BIRTH
 VANN
 STRYKE, HELSE
 FODSEL
 RUNE 2 of 12
 RUNE 1 of 12
 TIS FOR
 K IS FOR
 KENNZ
 FIRE, PH YSICAL
 ICE, TIME
 OF RESPITE
 PASSION
 OR STAGN ATION
 LIDENSKAP
 BRANN
 ICE
 PUSTEROM
 RUNE 3 12
 RUNE 4 of 12

 S IS FOR
 O IS FOR
 OTHNLN
 VICTORY, SUCCESS
 ANCESTRAL LAND,
 HOME, FAMILY UNITY
 OF AN ENDEAVOR
 BARNDOSHJEM,
 SEIER
 TRIUMPF
 FAMILIENS ENHET
 RUNE 6 of 12
 RUNE 5 of 12
 E IS FOR
 D IS FOR
 Y
 EVHNZ
 DNGNZ
 PROTECTION
 ABSOLUTE BALANCE
 FROM EVIL
 BETWEEN OPPOSITE S,
 PARARDOX
 BESKYTTELSE
 BALANSERE
 RUNE 8 of 12
 RUNE 7 of 12

 T IS FOR
 P IS FOR
 TWNZ
 PETHRO
 JUSTICE
 FATE
 DESTINY
 RETTFERDIGHET
 SK JEBNE,
 FORSYN
 GUDDOMMELIG
 RUNE 10 of 12
 RUNE 9 of 12
 G IS FOR
 N IS FOR
 NNUD1Z
 KEBO
 GIFTS
 NEED
 DESIRE
 BORN WITH
 OR GIVEN
 TRENGER
 ONSKE
 GAVE, MEDFØDTE
 RUNE 12 af 12
 RUNE 11 of 12
 X
herbwicc:

plantanarchy:

herbwicc:
viking-illustrator:

darkwolfwitch:

witt-craft:

Runes! This was an assignment to create a set of flashcards that would appeal to kids and adults for my Type 1 class. They each have the rune symbol, the name of the rune, the meaning in English, the meaning (roughly translated by google, thanks google) in Norwegian, and a little icon I made. I made the big rune characters, but the display font is Comic Runes by takuminokami on Font Space (thanks internet). The cards are 3 inches by 4.5 inches. 
Also please don’t yell at me if the meanings of these are wrong, my research was not particularly scholarly. (Once again, thanks internet :p) 


Sweet, what a nifty little guide


This is such a cool idea!


Awesome! Quick question: are runes part of a closed culture? 

No, these runes here are the Elder Futhark, used as a writing system in the area that would be Scandinavia/Northern Germanic region. The names are Proto-Germanic reconstructions, so yeah, the culture that used these are very very dead. Similar runes were used by the Anglo-Saxons and the Vikings (the Anglo-Saxons added a bunch of runes and the Vikings used less runes and some different ones and this was centuries later). The reason we know the “meanings” and names of the runes at all is because of a handful of rune poems that were initially used as mnemonic devices to remember them. The actual system of divination and magic via Elder Futhark runes is very modern and goes back to ~the 60s I believe? There’s some archeological evidence that runes may have been used for more than just a writing system, and the Havamal (old important morality poem for heathens) mentions that Odin hung on the world tree and sacrificed himself to himself and returned with knowledge of the runes. It also discusses that runes can be used for magic (though it doesn’t get into which runes or how to do the magic).So, to me personally, it does seem a bit weird to use the runes as just another divination tool without using them in context of the spiritual/religious paradigm they are connected to, but there are a lot of people that do and seem to have success with it. And I’d be cautious with getting into using them unless you’re willing to suddenly have Northern Germanic gods busting down your door whether you like it or not. Though feeling a pull toward the runes in general may mean they already have you.

Good to know, thank you :)

herbwicc: plantanarchy: herbwicc: viking-illustrator: darkwolfwitch: witt-craft: Runes! This was an assignment to create a set of flash...

Amazon, Chrome, and Destiny: a Live Chat with Amazon.com- Google Chrome https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/c45e-9461b3f74d40&token &callMeC2Cld-e7bd2 Sound End Chat 3 Chat You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin? Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day? Amazon: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life Me: Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause this agony? Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book. Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you. Very well my son. Me: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father. Amazon: Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book. Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book Amazon: Me: Great Have you placed the order Amazon: Me: let me do that done Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you That good? Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap! Amazon: Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with? Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin Amazon: Me: Bye my son Send Amazon from Amazon.com is online Secure Connection lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever
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 Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin?
 Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day?
 Amazon:
 Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life
 Me:
 Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause
 this agony?
 Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we
 keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book.
 Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty
 to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things.
 I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest
 in order to get the book back to you.
 Very well my son.
 Me:
 Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father.
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 Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades)
 rely on this book.
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 into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon
 I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move
 Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book
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 Have you placed the order
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 Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet
 haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap!
 Amazon:
 Me:
 Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man
 Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with?
 Me:
 Nah that was it. Really appreciate it
 Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin
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tfw u dissociate and ur eyes keep unfocusing / not doing depth perception correctly  it makes everything feel like a poorly rendered videogame   - odin

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Odin, Boy, and Box: My boy Odin just couldn't resist. I put the box down and turned around for one second
Odin, Boy, and Box: My boy Odin just couldn't resist. I put the box down and turned around for one second

My boy Odin just couldn't resist. I put the box down and turned around for one second

Children, Funny, and Girls: thebuttkingpost Greek mythology: aren't the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week Norse mythology: dînghïr cene nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin's permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off wait-whereami Chinese mythology: This guy just shot down 9 of the 10 suns scorching the planet but he's mean now so his wife and her rabbit overdosed on immortality pills and floated into the moon so he won't be a tvrant forever and we made cake in her honor dominawritesthings Yoruba mythology: a project team of gods was sent to earth on THE most massive project ever and the men decided to exclude the lone woman on the team because har har girls suck, and she responded by taking ALL OF THE WATER ON EARTH and watched the men take L's until the team lead made them take her back This same goddess is the one a group of male human villagers had to appeal to when the women of their village got so pissed off at their fuckery, they literally left and set up shop somewhere else and had zero plans of coming back notavodkashot Aztec mythology: Tezcatlipoca is at it again. Which Tezcatlipoca? Does it even matter at this point? Also, Quetzalcoatl had a bright idea again. It ended up in disaster Again taraljc rish mvthology: local queen kicks husband out of bed for trying to prove he brought more to the marriage. this results in supremely vicious and bloody war over a cow that ravaged Ulster and Connacht nonasuch the talmud: these rabbis are basically LotR wizards as scripted by Mel Brooks. one time Rabbi Eliezer got so mad about an argument over how to make an over kosher that he destroyed 1/3 of the world's crops. it would have been all of them but when they sent someone to tell him he was excommunicated for the oven fight he broke the news gently also he tried to murder Rabbi Hillel with a tidal wave but Hillel rebuked the wave so that was done. runawaymarbles Sumerian mythology: The water god cheated on his wife with his great great granddaughter so now all his limbs are pregnant Source: thebuttking... #greek mythology #mythology #chinese mythology Mythology in 5 seconds
Children, Funny, and Girls: thebuttkingpost
 Greek mythology: aren't the god great they only sexually
 harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag
 beetle this week
 Norse mythology: dînghïr cene nüt got his name when he
 killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without
 Odin's permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish
 him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off
 wait-whereami
 Chinese mythology: This guy just shot down 9 of the 10 suns
 scorching the planet but he's mean now so his wife and her
 rabbit overdosed on immortality pills and floated into the
 moon so he won't be a tvrant forever and we made cake in
 her honor
 dominawritesthings
 Yoruba mythology: a project team of gods was sent to earth
 on THE most massive project ever and the men decided to
 exclude the lone woman on the team because har har girls
 suck, and she responded by taking ALL OF THE WATER ON
 EARTH and watched the men take L's until the team lead
 made them take her back
 This same goddess is the one a group of male human
 villagers had to appeal to when the women of their village got
 so pissed off at their fuckery, they literally left and set up shop
 somewhere else and had zero plans of coming back
 notavodkashot
 Aztec mythology: Tezcatlipoca is at it again. Which
 Tezcatlipoca? Does it even matter at this point? Also,
 Quetzalcoatl had a bright idea again. It ended up in disaster
 Again
 taraljc
 rish mvthology: local queen kicks husband out of bed for
 trying to prove he brought more to the marriage. this results in
 supremely vicious and bloody war over a cow that ravaged
 Ulster and Connacht
 nonasuch
 the talmud: these rabbis are basically LotR wizards as
 scripted by Mel Brooks. one time Rabbi Eliezer got so mad
 about an argument over how to make an over kosher that he
 destroyed 1/3 of the world's crops. it would have been all of
 them but when they sent someone to tell him he was
 excommunicated for the oven fight he broke the news gently
 also he tried to murder Rabbi Hillel with a tidal wave but Hillel
 rebuked the wave so that was done.
 runawaymarbles
 Sumerian mythology: The water god cheated on his wife with
 his great great granddaughter so now all his limbs are
 pregnant
 Source: thebuttking...
 #greek mythology #mythology #chinese mythology
Mythology in 5 seconds

Mythology in 5 seconds

Beautiful, Shakespeare, and Taco Bell: kirkspocks odin is like "when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewak outside a taco bel Ooinn spake: Bright the sun shone l at the time of Por's birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father,I the trickster, the liar l found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla systlin I need this framed on my wall it's so beautiful. ay @systlin hmu Odinn spake Bright the stun shone At the time of pors birth A2o bafhed his count nance falr Loki, toolf-father the tricksterthe liar lfouno onthe colo pavement While refurning in glory fromAgrand hcun @systlin My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better Solen sken, skont gyllene Dagen Tor toddes På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell Där läg Loke My translation: The sun shone, sweet golden The day of Tor's birth On the tarmac, by Taco Bell There lay Lok For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.) ay yo show ur husband Solen sken, skönt gyllene B frottoren, vis Caco bell Sr lkgloke @bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in (oops spot the typos) i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it Sólin skein, biört og gulin io faeoingu pors å stignum vio Taco Bel Par lá Loki The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing This is not shitposting, this is transformative work! Source: kirkspocks Norse Poem
Beautiful, Shakespeare, and Taco Bell: kirkspocks
 odin is like "when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his
 beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewak outside a taco bel
 Ooinn spake:
 Bright the sun shone l at the time of Por's birth,
 And bathed his count'nance fair.
 Loki, wolf-father,I the trickster, the liar
 l found on the cold pavement
 While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
 For a 3 AM quesadilla
 systlin
 I need this framed on my wall it's so beautiful.
 ay @systlin hmu
 Odinn spake
 Bright the stun shone At
 the time of pors birth
 A2o bafhed his count
 nance falr
 Loki, toolf-father
 the tricksterthe liar
 lfouno onthe colo
 pavement
 While refurning in
 glory fromAgrand hcun
 @systlin
 My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare
 than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better
 Solen sken, skont gyllene
 Dagen Tor toddes
 På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
 Där läg Loke
 My translation:
 The sun shone, sweet golden
 The day of Tor's birth
 On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
 There lay Lok
 For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
 ay yo show ur husband
 Solen sken, skönt gyllene
 B frottoren, vis Caco bell
 Sr lkgloke
 @bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in
 (oops spot the typos)
 i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
 Sólin skein, biört og gulin
 io faeoingu pors
 å stignum vio Taco Bel
 Par lá Loki
 The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
 This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
 Source: kirkspocks
Norse Poem

Norse Poem

Being Alone, Beer, and Crying: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film.  Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead.  All of it.  All.  Of.  It.  To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous.  Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.
Being Alone, Beer, and Crying: my favourite legend from the norse
 mythology is when a giant steals
 mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he
 can have Freyja as his bride, but she
 refuses to go so instead Thor dresses
 up as her and Loki as her handmaiden
 and then at the wedding the giant
 places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap
 and thor reveals himself and kills
 everybody and if that shouldn't be
 made a short film with I don't know
 what should
 Do yo
 think they
 notice
 (Nah
 443
systlin:
thehornedwitch:

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


rowantheexplorer:

systlin:


fandomsandanythingelse:
I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else
SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS
The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film. 


Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?”

He also drank literally all of their beer and mead. 
All of it. 
All. 
Of. 
It. 


To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it.


Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW.

Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous. 
Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer...

Matt Damon, Target, and Tumblr: ldidn't do it for him. fyeahmarvel: Originally written by Loki, directed by Loki as Odin, played by Matt Damon as LokiI’ll tell father what you did here today…I didn’t do it for him.
Matt Damon, Target, and Tumblr: ldidn't do it for him.
fyeahmarvel:

Originally written by Loki, directed by Loki as Odin, played by Matt Damon as LokiI’ll tell father what you did here today…I didn’t do it for him.

fyeahmarvel: Originally written by Loki, directed by Loki as Odin, played by Matt Damon as LokiI’ll tell father what you did here today…I d...

Hearts, Old, and Odin: 5 week old Little Odin may be missing an eye, but he steals hearts where ever he goes!
Hearts, Old, and Odin: 5 week old Little Odin may be missing an eye, but he steals hearts where ever he goes!

5 week old Little Odin may be missing an eye, but he steals hearts where ever he goes!