🔥 25+ Best Memes About Odin

Af, Destiny, and Family: KNOW YOLR RUNES U IS FOR LIS FOR URUZ LAGUZ HEALTH, STRENGTH, WATER BIRTH VIGOR & HEALING BIRTH 0F A VENTURE OR PHYSICAL BIRTH VANN STRYKE, HELSE FODSEL RUNE 2 of 12 RUNE 1 of 12 TIS FOR K IS FOR KENNZ FIRE, PH YSICAL ICE, TIME OF RESPITE PASSION OR STAGN ATION LIDENSKAP BRANN ICE PUSTEROM RUNE 3 12 RUNE 4 of 12 S IS FOR O IS FOR OTHNLN VICTORY, SUCCESS ANCESTRAL LAND, HOME, FAMILY UNITY OF AN ENDEAVOR BARNDOSHJEM, SEIER TRIUMPF FAMILIENS ENHET RUNE 6 of 12 RUNE 5 of 12 E IS FOR D IS FOR Y EVHNZ DNGNZ PROTECTION ABSOLUTE BALANCE FROM EVIL BETWEEN OPPOSITE S, PARARDOX BESKYTTELSE BALANSERE RUNE 8 of 12 RUNE 7 of 12 T IS FOR P IS FOR TWNZ PETHRO JUSTICE FATE DESTINY RETTFERDIGHET SK JEBNE, FORSYN GUDDOMMELIG RUNE 10 of 12 RUNE 9 of 12 G IS FOR N IS FOR NNUD1Z KEBO GIFTS NEED DESIRE BORN WITH OR GIVEN TRENGER ONSKE GAVE, MEDFØDTE RUNE 12 af 12 RUNE 11 of 12 X herbwicc: plantanarchy: herbwicc: viking-illustrator: darkwolfwitch: witt-craft: Runes! This was an assignment to create a set of flashcards that would appeal to kids and adults for my Type 1 class. They each have the rune symbol, the name of the rune, the meaning in English, the meaning (roughly translated by google, thanks google) in Norwegian, and a little icon I made. I made the big rune characters, but the display font is Comic Runes by takuminokami on Font Space (thanks internet). The cards are 3 inches by 4.5 inches. Also please don’t yell at me if the meanings of these are wrong, my research was not particularly scholarly. (Once again, thanks internet :p) Sweet, what a nifty little guide This is such a cool idea! Awesome! Quick question: are runes part of a closed culture? No, these runes here are the Elder Futhark, used as a writing system in the area that would be Scandinavia/Northern Germanic region. The names are Proto-Germanic reconstructions, so yeah, the culture that used these are very very dead. Similar runes were used by the Anglo-Saxons and the Vikings (the Anglo-Saxons added a bunch of runes and the Vikings used less runes and some different ones and this was centuries later). The reason we know the “meanings” and names of the runes at all is because of a handful of rune poems that were initially used as mnemonic devices to remember them. The actual system of divination and magic via Elder Futhark runes is very modern and goes back to ~the 60s I believe? There’s some archeological evidence that runes may have been used for more than just a writing system, and the Havamal (old important morality poem for heathens) mentions that Odin hung on the world tree and sacrificed himself to himself and returned with knowledge of the runes. It also discusses that runes can be used for magic (though it doesn’t get into which runes or how to do the magic).So, to me personally, it does seem a bit weird to use the runes as just another divination tool without using them in context of the spiritual/religious paradigm they are connected to, but there are a lot of people that do and seem to have success with it. And I’d be cautious with getting into using them unless you’re willing to suddenly have Northern Germanic gods busting down your door whether you like it or not. Though feeling a pull toward the runes in general may mean they already have you. Good to know, thank you :)

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Books, Rey, and Odin: A veces después de decir una mentira o engañar a alguien me invade el remordimiento y me preguntó, A Loki, príncipe de Asgard, Hijo de Odín, legítimo rey de jötunheim, Dios de las mentiras le gustaría verme así? ¿Quieren seguir riéndose sin parar con vuestros superhéroes favoritos… #detodo # De Todo # amreading # books # wattpad

¿Quieren seguir riéndose sin parar con vuestros superhéroes favoritos… #detodo # De Todo # amreading # books # wattpad

Odin, Eye, and Studio: @studio odin The struggles of drawing the second eye

The struggles of drawing the second eye

God, Life, and Oh My God: like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms petermaximoff googled "asgardian lifespan" found this, Well, simply put about 5100 years Loki commented this to Odin in "Thor The Dark World" when Odin said they were not gods, but lived and died just as humans did. Loki said "give or take 5000 yoars". So if the average human lives to be around 80 or so, then an Asgardian would live to be about 5100 share improve this anewer 17 14 at 52 edted Jul 17 14 at 7.0 sQB |22. 22 117 199 so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war) 5100/1500 3.4 so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so 80/3.4 23.5294118 Isdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God... thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23 nycstark so out of curiosity i went to loki's wiki and looked up his age and it says he's about 1052-1053 so i did the same math 5100/1052 4.85 then to change to human terms 80/4.85 16.4948 LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME batmanisagatewaydrug you say that like it doesn't explain every goddamn thing about Loki PhotaGrd

Dad, Memes, and Shit: they could've been the most powerful trio if odin wasn't a shit dad Father of the Year via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2ZkxJYb

Father of the Year via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2ZkxJYb

Dad, Shit, and Powerful: they could've been the most powerful trio if odin wasn't a shit dad Father of the Year

Father of the Year

Dad, Dank, and Memes: they could've been the most powerful trio if odin wasn't a shit dad Father of the Year by ballinboricua MORE MEMES

Father of the Year by ballinboricua MORE MEMES

Too Much, Tumblr, and Blog: come here my sons. we must talk. so you twó have a sister shes the goddesso death and she's out for blood she was a bit too much for me to handle so i did what any good father would do imprisoned he n.. but shes coming back to ke over asgard yoú're going to help-us, right? woah, look over there dammit what an asshole thewintersoldiersbutt.tumblr.com sassyglassesbunny: thewintersoldiersbutt: odin’s death scene was so moving IKR I WAS SHOOKETH

sassyglassesbunny: thewintersoldiersbutt: odin’s death scene was so moving IKR I WAS SHOOKETH

Vision, History, and Thor: Thor: *lifts up mjolinir Hela: *breaks mjolinir* Vision: *also lifts up mjolinir* Steve: *also lifts up mjolinir* Odin: ww Oof the little one has a long history

Oof the little one has a long history

Amazon, Chrome, and Destiny: a Live Chat with Amazon.com- Google Chrome https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/c45e-9461b3f74d40&token &callMeC2Cld-e7bd2 Sound End Chat 3 Chat You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin? Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day? Amazon: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life Me: Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause this agony? Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book. Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to youl I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things. I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you. Very well my son. Me: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father. Amazon: Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book. Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move Me: ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book Amazon: Me: Great Have you placed the order Amazon: Me: let me do that done Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you That good? Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap! Amazon: Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with? Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin Amazon: Me: Bye my son Send Amazon from Amazon.com is online Secure Connection lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

lolzandtrollz:Best Customer Service Ever

Rey, Odin, and Asgard: Estoy Por tí bb 1h. Estoy príncipe de Asgard, hijo de Odín, legitimo rey de Jotunmhein, dios de las mentiras to por ti bb

Target, Tumblr, and Http: Odin welcoming my new wife to the pack These two assholes wouldn't stop staring at me from their car in the parking lot sol took a picture I see your dog on a plane and raise you a booped dog on a plane Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Dog snapsvia @animalsnaps

Alive, Deer, and Fire: source is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com aveebook In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived. He had managed to keep all the goats alive as well as some small deer that had joined the flock. awesomacious: The Goodest Boye

awesomacious: The Goodest Boye

Alive, Anaconda, and Dank: In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived. He had managed to keep all the goats alive as well as some small deer that had joined the flock. RESTORATION 100 The bestest of bois by JustSomeGuy_Idk MORE MEMES

The bestest of bois by JustSomeGuy_Idk MORE MEMES

Alive, Anaconda, and Deer: In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived. He had managed to keep all the goats alive as well as some small deer that had joined the flock. RESTORATION 100 The bestest of bois

The bestest of bois

Alive, Deer, and Fire: source is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com aveebook In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived. He had managed to keep all the goats alive as well as some small deer that had joined the flock. The Goodest Boye

The Goodest Boye

Alive, Dogs, and Fire: In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived and managed to keep all the goats alive. What did we do to deserve dogs?

What did we do to deserve dogs?

Alive, Dogs, and Fire: In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived and managed to keep all the goats alive. What did we do to deserve dogs?

What did we do to deserve dogs?

Bitch, Cars, and Charlie: herangriergnome sassydoctorsong Source: lostiel Son of a bitch! Son of a bitch! Ican't sleep. And whenIdo, I have nightmares What's one more nightmare, right? Cas, you stupid bastard He was an idiot Tony and Dean would be BFFs, repair cars, eat pie drink whiskey, and NOT talk about their feelings This is the most accurate thing i've ever seen YES And Cas and Steve could just sit there in a state of total confusion OH MY GOOOOOOOD and sam and thor would be on the sidelines comparing workout regimes. Oh my god Gabriel and Loki though That is terrifying Bobby and director furry John Winchester and Odin Charlie and Natasha The ultimate crossover

The ultimate crossover

Dank, Memes, and Police: Desus Nice @desusnice Follow PAW patrol getting dark KTVU. @KTVU Police dog who OD'd on the job has recovered with Narcan and is back at work #Florida bit.ly/2H7yOOH 7:20 PM-11 Jan 2019 4,687 Retweets 16,147 Likes ●●●●● Went from Odie in the Florida Keys, to OD'in on the Florida KIs. by 100kKarmaInAWeek MORE MEMES

Went from Odie in the Florida Keys, to OD'in on the Florida KIs. by 100kKarmaInAWeek MORE MEMES

Memes, Odin, and Sleep: FACT #312 ONCE EVERY YEAR, ODIN IS FORCED TO UNDER TAKE THE ODINSLEEP: A STATE OF DEEP SLEEP WHERE HE RECHARGES THE ODINFORCE BUT IT LEAVES HIM AS VULNERABLE AS A MORTAL I wish Odin played a larger role in the MCU.

I wish Odin played a larger role in the MCU.

Community, Love, and Matt Damon: i love how loki spends all previous movies going "i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king." and then once he actually becomes king he goes "hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking heroic." and proceeds to spend his time watching matt damon on stage and sipping wine. you didn't need to become a king to do that, you useless twink lesbianshepard xcaliers -how many lives could have been saved #b y Odin putting Loki in charge of community theatre Put Loki in charge of community theatre

Put Loki in charge of community theatre

Life, Tumblr, and Avengers: BUT THOR, SON OF ODIN,LORD OF ASGARD.DONOT BEG THE GROUND GROWS MOLTEN...ITS BECOMING SOFT I'M SINKING FOR HELP.! INTO IT starkexpos: withironhands: Avengers (1963) #5 I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life.

starkexpos: withironhands: Avengers (1963) #5 I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life.

Tfw, Tumblr, and Blog: dpdraesthetic: tfw u dissociate and ur eyes keep unfocusing / not doing depth perception correctly it makes everything feel like a poorly rendered videogame - odin

dpdraesthetic: tfw u dissociate and ur eyes keep unfocusing / not doing depth perception correctly it makes everything feel like a poorly ...

Odin, Boy, and Box: My boy Odin just couldn't resist. I put the box down and turned around for one second

My boy Odin just couldn't resist. I put the box down and turned around for one second

Dude, Friends, and School: lolcliffoconda: herondalelv we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelber Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN" and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend guys I SHIP IT IWILL Go DOWN WITH.THIS 3HIP How to make new friends

How to make new friends

Help, Thor, and Odin: BUT THOR SON OF ODIN,LORD OF ASGARD. DOES NOT BEG THE GROUND GROWS FOR HELP. SOFT IPA SINKING INTO IT Not gonna beg

Not gonna beg

Life, Target, and Tumblr: BUT THOR, SON OF ODIN,LORD OF ASGARD.DONOT BEG THE GROUND GROWS MOLTEN...ITS BECOMING SOFT I'M SINKING FOR HELP.! INTO IT starkexpos: withironhands: Avengers (1963) #5 I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life.

starkexpos: withironhands: Avengers (1963) #5 I have never laughed at a single panel so hard in my life.

Children, Funny, and Girls: thebuttkingpost Greek mythology: aren't the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week Norse mythology: dînghïr cene nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin's permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off wait-whereami Chinese mythology: This guy just shot down 9 of the 10 suns scorching the planet but he's mean now so his wife and her rabbit overdosed on immortality pills and floated into the moon so he won't be a tvrant forever and we made cake in her honor dominawritesthings Yoruba mythology: a project team of gods was sent to earth on THE most massive project ever and the men decided to exclude the lone woman on the team because har har girls suck, and she responded by taking ALL OF THE WATER ON EARTH and watched the men take L's until the team lead made them take her back This same goddess is the one a group of male human villagers had to appeal to when the women of their village got so pissed off at their fuckery, they literally left and set up shop somewhere else and had zero plans of coming back notavodkashot Aztec mythology: Tezcatlipoca is at it again. Which Tezcatlipoca? Does it even matter at this point? Also, Quetzalcoatl had a bright idea again. It ended up in disaster Again taraljc rish mvthology: local queen kicks husband out of bed for trying to prove he brought more to the marriage. this results in supremely vicious and bloody war over a cow that ravaged Ulster and Connacht nonasuch the talmud: these rabbis are basically LotR wizards as scripted by Mel Brooks. one time Rabbi Eliezer got so mad about an argument over how to make an over kosher that he destroyed 1/3 of the world's crops. it would have been all of them but when they sent someone to tell him he was excommunicated for the oven fight he broke the news gently also he tried to murder Rabbi Hillel with a tidal wave but Hillel rebuked the wave so that was done. runawaymarbles Sumerian mythology: The water god cheated on his wife with his great great granddaughter so now all his limbs are pregnant Source: thebuttking... #greek mythology #mythology #chinese mythology Mythology in 5 seconds

Mythology in 5 seconds

Beautiful, Shakespeare, and Taco Bell: kirkspocks odin is like "when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewak outside a taco bel Ooinn spake: Bright the sun shone l at the time of Por's birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father,I the trickster, the liar l found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla systlin I need this framed on my wall it's so beautiful. ay @systlin hmu Odinn spake Bright the stun shone At the time of pors birth A2o bafhed his count nance falr Loki, toolf-father the tricksterthe liar lfouno onthe colo pavement While refurning in glory fromAgrand hcun @systlin My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better Solen sken, skont gyllene Dagen Tor toddes På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell Där läg Loke My translation: The sun shone, sweet golden The day of Tor's birth On the tarmac, by Taco Bell There lay Lok For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.) ay yo show ur husband Solen sken, skönt gyllene B frottoren, vis Caco bell Sr lkgloke @bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in (oops spot the typos) i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it Sólin skein, biört og gulin io faeoingu pors å stignum vio Taco Bel Par lá Loki The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing This is not shitposting, this is transformative work! Source: kirkspocks Norse Poem

Norse Poem

Omg, Tumblr, and Blog: noonewouldlisten25 THEORY TIME In the flashback in the first Thor, we seeLoki change his appearance for Odin when he is picked up. In Ragnarok, we see that when Loki touches someone, he can see memories and such-as when he sees Hela demolish the Valkyries through Scrapper 142's mind. Now, a lot of people have made the connection that Hela and Loki look extremely similar, despite Hela being Odin's firstborn and Loki being adopted. Is there any chance that the infant Loki took his appearance-pale, green eyes, and dark hair-upon seeing the memories of Odin's firstborn when he was held? omg-humor:Thoughts?

omg-humor:Thoughts?

Dad, Fake, and I Bet: wombuttress i forgot that loki faked his death in the first thor movie as well as the second one. like i think this is just something he does. i bet he did it every other week when they were kids ike theyre 12 and loki breaks some fancy as- gardian vase in the course of a prank and hes just like welp i guess i better fake my death corrollary: even at the peak of his Faking His Death phase when both frigga and odin have just learned to take in stride thor still 1 00% believes it every single time it happens like its literally every other weekend he comes running into his parents room in tears like FATHER, MOTHER, LOKIS DEAD, IM THE WORST BROTHER EVER and they just look at each other tiredly and wait for heimdall to come and tell them where hes hiding this time transmanrichardstrand he learned it from his dad Mr Odinsleep Loki is an Odinson

Loki is an Odinson

Hair, Thor, and Time: noonewouldlisten25 THEORY TIME In the flashback in the first Thor, we seeLoki change his appearance for Odin when he is picked up. In Ragnarok, we see that when Loki touches someone, he can see memories and such-as when he sees Hela demolish the Valkyries through Scrapper 142's mind. Now, a lot of people have made the connection that Hela and Loki look extremely similar, despite Hela being Odin's firstborn and Loki being adopted. Is there any chance that the infant Loki took his appearance-pale, green eyes, and dark hair-upon seeing the memories of Odin's firstborn when he was held? Thoughts?

Thoughts?

Memes, Hair, and Thor: noonewouldlisten25 THEORY TIME In the flashback in the first Thor, we seeLoki change his appearance for Odin when he is picked up. In Ragnarok, we see that when Loki touches someone, he can see memories and such-as when he sees Hela demolish the Valkyries through Scrapper 142's mind Now, a lot of people have made the connection that Hela and Loki look extremely similar, despite Hela being Odin's firstborn and Loki being adopted. Is there any chance that the infant Loki took his appearance-pale, green eyes, and dark hair-upon seeing the memories of Odin's firstborn when he was held? 17+ Hilarious Weekend Memes

17+ Hilarious Weekend Memes

Being Alone, Beer, and Crying: my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he'll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride's (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn't be made a short film with I don't know what should Do yo think they notice (Nah 443 systlin: thehornedwitch: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: rowantheexplorer: systlin: fandomsandanythingelse: I was reading Hammer of Thor and this story was referenced and i just ran across this and honestly i can’t think of anything else SHORT film I demand TWO HOURS OF THIS The scene where Loki shifts himself into a lovely maiden and somehow smooth talks Freyja into letting them borrow Brisingamen for the escapade alone is worth a short film. Image text is missing my favorite part, that what almost gave Thor away was that he ate basically the entire wedding banquet himself, and Loki was like “see, isn’t she a catch with her healthy appetite?” He also drank literally all of their beer and mead. All of it. All. Of. It. To be fair, pretty sure Freyja could also drink all of Jotunheim under the table if she wanted, but she’d probably be classier about it. Also there’s a bit where Thor’s eyes literally /glow with rage/ and of course the giants notice.Loki’s save? “She’s been… crying… all night…. for… love…. of…. you????” and it WORKS, SOMEHOW. Look Loki got 18 for Charisma and then leveled it up at every chance he got, he’s got like a +24 to Deception checks at this point it’s ridiculous. Of course Odin has a +40 to Perception, so he can usually see through it.

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Fucking, Tumblr, and Blog: LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF THIS PLACE! WAIT TILL ODIN HEARS ABOUT THIS <a href="https://hildshof.tumblr.com/post/175629452133/ha" class="tumblr_blog">hildshof</a>:<blockquote>Ha!</blockquote>

hildshof:Ha!

Future, Memes, and Soldiers: STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN 1773 The Soldiers of Odin, Take a good look, this will be our future. If not already. sonsofodin tradition proud Valhalla Vikings

Take a good look, this will be our future. If not already. sonsofodin tradition proud Valhalla Vikings

Tumblr, Weird, and Blog: Loki's Weird Peen @campyalien Loki: "venting to Grandmaster about Odin* Grandmaster: He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy. #1 Soldier 76 Fan @feeli...-12/9/17 ﹀ Replying to @campyalien don't do this 91 8 #1 Soldier 76 Fan轟@feel....-12/9/17 ﹀ don't do this to a dead man <a href="http://novacorps.tumblr.com/post/168646304763/this-tweet-haunts-me" class="tumblr_blog">novacorps</a>: <blockquote>this tweet haunts me</blockquote>

novacorps: this tweet haunts me

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Odin may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy. all-aboard-the-ss-brucenat:WHO MADE THIS I’M MAKING YOU ALL SUFFER WITH ME

all-aboard-the-ss-brucenat:WHO MADE THIS I’M MAKING YOU ALL SUFFER WITH ME

Alive, Club, and Old Man: rinas (wealth brinmeo h traveler Odin? <a href="http://mazarbor.tumblr.com/post/174285312342/a-teeny-tiny-little-comic-i-made-for-the-yearly" class="tumblr_blog">mazarbor</a>:<blockquote>a teeny tiny little comic I made for the yearly anthology at emily carr’s comics club. this old man clearly had somewhere to be at 11:45pm on a Tuesday, he was just rolling down the middle of an otherwise deserted street. maybe the old gods are still alive</blockquote>

mazarbor:a teeny tiny little comic I made for the yearly anthology at emily carr’s comics club. this old man clearly had somewhere to be at ...

God, Life, and Memes: like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms petermaodmott googled "asgardian lifespan" found this, Well, simply put about 5100 years. Loki commented this to Odin in Thor The Dark World" when Odin said they were not gods, but lived and died just as humans did. Loki said "give or take 5000 years, So if the average human lives to be around 80 or so, then an Asgardan would ive to be about 5100. hare improve thiwe so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war) 5100/1500-34 so thors current age times 3.4 would be the averago lifespan of an asgardian to change that to human terms the average lifospan of a human is about 80 so 80/3.4 23.5294118 Isdmkfgidfjsd oh my God... thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23 thor ain't special, we're all out here having the worst time of our lde at 23 nycstark so out of curiosity iwent to loki's wiki and looked up his age and it says he's about 1052-1053 so i did the same math 5100/1052 4.85 then to change to human terms 80/4.85 16.4948 LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME you say that lika it doebn't explain every goddamn thing about Loki Source: petermaximott 107,122 notes

Children, Target, and Tumblr: He la, what's for dinner? Tonight 'm servinglooks Im Serving looks วั e haven't eatentin three days! laizy-boy: Odin’s Children in one scene.

laizy-boy: Odin’s Children in one scene.

Home, Odin, and Her: From 'yes sir, I'll bring her home by 7pm" to "Your daughter calls me Odin now"

Dank, Memes, and Target: From 'yes sir, I'll bring her home by 7pm" to "Your daughter calls me Odin now" Someone get this man a shield. by cinephile46 FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Someone get this man a shield. by cinephile46 FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Bitch, Dumb, and Blue: blue loki activist | 2 11 @gxryking loki after dropping his odin guise: how did you know it was me? thor: you were wearing a slutty bathrobe and watching dramatic theatre about your own death you dumb gay bitch

America, Ass, and Be Like: waffleconefrappe out of all the avengers, who you think lay the best pipe? my money is on thor thotpanther Captain America dick trash cause he be like "I don't wanna hurt you when you ask him to slap your ass. Iron man too busy stroking only for himself. He nuttin first. Hulk got all that dick and no stroke so it's trash and it hurt Dr strange get off on lettin you peg him so technically you layin down the best pipe technically War machine got medium dick. lt is what it is Tchalla trynna make love to you when you're trynna get your back blown. I mean it's cute and it's nice but you not trynna Be loved Vision and falcon prematurely ejaculated and said it doesn't usually happen but it do Bucky stealin money out your purse while he hitting it and say he don't remember doin it and you let him fuck again Thor layin down that let me cook you biscuits and greens dick. Y'all fucking all through the house and he make you want to give him the keys to your crib and co-sign your pussy to him I mean it's a no brainer The son of Odin will make you call him Daddy (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

The son of Odin will make you call him Daddy (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Anthony Hopkins, Tumblr, and Blog: <a href="https://finney13s.tumblr.com/post/170123219325/the-most-underappreciated-performance-of-thor" class="tumblr_blog">finney13s</a>:<blockquote> The most underappreciated performance of Thor: Ragnarok: Anthony Hopkins playing Loki playing Odin. This is an excellent example why he is such a fantastic actor. <h1>SO. GOOD. </h1> </blockquote>

finney13s: The most underappreciated performance of Thor: Ragnarok: Anthony Hopkins playing Loki playing Odin. This is an excellent example...

Matt Damon, Target, and Tumblr: ldidn't do it for him. fyeahmarvel: Originally written by Loki, directed by Loki as Odin, played by Matt Damon as LokiI’ll tell father what you did here today…I didn’t do it for him.

fyeahmarvel: Originally written by Loki, directed by Loki as Odin, played by Matt Damon as LokiI’ll tell father what you did here today…I d...

Hearts, Old, and Odin: 5 week old Little Odin may be missing an eye, but he steals hearts where ever he goes!

5 week old Little Odin may be missing an eye, but he steals hearts where ever he goes!

Funny, Wife, and Odin: Odin welcoming my new wife to the pack Doggo snaps

Doggo snaps

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