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    Alive, All Lives Matter, and Black Lives Matter: DAILY
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whimsysgeekery:

genericdubstep:

daughterofthestars08:

bellaxiao:

Self-defense? Heā€™s 6 years old ffsā€¦I canā€™t

More infuriating info:
The boy is autistic
The boy and his father were in a truck
The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed
ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHERā€™S FIANCE
They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didnā€™t know there was a child in the truck
They fired ā€œno less than 18 roundsā€ into the truck
The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.
There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or canā€™t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.
Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

I agree with the sentiments above, I just want to give an update here since Tumblr doesnā€™t do timestamps. The shooting was in 2015.
Stafford was found guilty of manslaughter and is serving 40 years. Greenhouse pleaded guilty to negligent homicide and malfeasance in office and is serving 7 years total.
Not enough but at least there was some semblance of justice done. Fucking hell.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Alive, All Lives Matter, and Black Lives Matter: DAILY
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 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is
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 Ƙcho
 @ochoBoomin
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 don't see All Lives Matter rallying for you. This
 is ridiculous.
 ot vou Lil bro because l
 NY Daily News Video @NYDNVideo
 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self
 defense' #JeremyMardis youtu.be/f3UhWy81WBk
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whimsysgeekery:

genericdubstep:

daughterofthestars08:

bellaxiao:

Self-defense? Heā€™s 6 years old ffsā€¦I canā€™t

More infuriating info:
The boy is autistic
The boy and his father were in a truck
The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed
ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHERā€™S FIANCE
They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didnā€™t know there was a child in the truck
They fired ā€œno less than 18 roundsā€ into the truck
The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.
There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or canā€™t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.
Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

I agree with the sentiments above, I just want to give an update here since Tumblr doesnā€™t do timestamps. The shooting was in 2015.
Stafford was found guilty of manslaughter and is serving 40 years. Greenhouse pleaded guilty to negligent homicide and malfeasance in office and is serving 7 years total.
Not enough but at least there was some semblance of justice done. Fucking hell.
                
            

            
            
whimsysgeekery:

genericdubstep:

daughterofthestars08:

bellaxiao:

Self-defense? Heā€™s 6 years old ffsā€¦I canā€™t

More infuriating info:
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    Alive, All Lives Matter, and Black Lives Matter: DAILY
 NEWS
 VIDEO
 NY Daily News Video
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 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is
 claiming 'self-defense' #JeremvMardis
 DAILY NEws
 NEWS BITES
 RETWEETS
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 4,1172,215

 Ƙcho
 @ochoBoomin
 , Follow
 #BlackLivesMatter g
 don't see All Lives Matter rallying for you. This
 is ridiculous.
 ot vou Lil bro because l
 NY Daily News Video @NYDNVideo
 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self
 defense' #JeremyMardis youtu.be/f3UhWy81WBk
 RETWEETS
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 14,14513,277
genericdubstep:
daughterofthestars08:

bellaxiao:

Self-defense? Heā€™s 6 years old ffsā€¦I canā€™t

More infuriating info:
The boy is autistic
The boy and his father were in a truck
The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed
ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHERā€™S FIANCE
They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didnā€™t know there was a child in the truck
They fired ā€œno less than 18 roundsā€ into the truck
The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.
There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or canā€™t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.
Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Alive, All Lives Matter, and Black Lives Matter: DAILY
 NEWS
 VIDEO
 NY Daily News Video
 @NYDNVideo
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 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is
 claiming 'self-defense' #JeremvMardis
 DAILY NEws
 NEWS BITES
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 LIKES
 4,1172,215

 Ƙcho
 @ochoBoomin
 , Follow
 #BlackLivesMatter g
 don't see All Lives Matter rallying for you. This
 is ridiculous.
 ot vou Lil bro because l
 NY Daily News Video @NYDNVideo
 The cop that killed this 6-year-old little boy is claiming 'self
 defense' #JeremyMardis youtu.be/f3UhWy81WBk
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
 14,14513,277
genericdubstep:
daughterofthestars08:

bellaxiao:

Self-defense? Heā€™s 6 years old ffsā€¦I canā€™t

More infuriating info:
The boy is autistic
The boy and his father were in a truck
The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed
ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHERā€™S FIANCE
They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didnā€™t know there was a child in the truck
They fired ā€œno less than 18 roundsā€ into the truck
The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.
There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or canā€™t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.
Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

                
            

            
            
genericdubstep:
daughterofthestars08:

bellaxiao:

Self-defense? Heā€™s 6 years old ffsā€¦I canā€™t

More infuriating info:
The boy is autistic
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    Africa, Bad, and Children: DR. BANNER?
 CAN I SPEAK
 WITH YOU A
 MOMENT?
 WHAT CAN I
 DO FOR YOU,
 SON?
 OF
 COURSE, MR.
 SUMMERS.
 PLEASE DON'T
 TAKE THIS THE
 BANNER, BUT.
 WHY DON'T
 YOURSELF?
 WRONG WAY, DR.
 MAYBE
 SOMEWHERE
 IN PRIVATE?
 YOU JUST KILL
 3c
 小)

 WHAT I MEAN
 S...WHEN YOU THINK
 ABOUT ALL THE BAD THINGS
 THAT HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE
 OF THE HULK...ALL THE BAD
 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN
 BECAUSE OF HIM, ALL THE
 DAMAGE YOU'RE
 WELL. OVER
 THE YEARS I VE
 CERTAINLY THOUGHT
 ABOUT IT. OF
 COURSEI
 HAVE.
 BUT I'LL
 TELL YOU WHAT'S
 PREVENTED ME MOST
 RECENTLY: THREE
 MILLION CHILDREN IN
 SUB-SAHARAN
 AFRICA.
 GOING TO DO
 ...
 I'M SORRY, SIR
 BUT WHAT KEEPS
 YOU FROM JUST
 ENDING IT

 THOSE ARE
 THE LIVES THAT
 WILL BE SAVED BY THE
 NEW, INEXPENSIVE WATER
 PURIFICATION SYSTEM I
 JUST DEVELOPED. MANY,
 MANY MORE PEOPLE THAN
 THE HULK EVER HURT
 AND THAT'S JUST
 THIS MONTH.
 SIR?
 I'VE ADOPTED
 A NEW PHILOSOPHY:
 HULK SMASHES, BANNER
 BUILDS." BEING DEAD
 DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING
 IT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU
 TO TRY TO BALANCE THE
 SCALES. IT DOESN'T
 SAVE THREE MILLION
 LIVES.
 2

 AND IF YOU FEEL YOU
 HAVE A LOT TO ATONE
 FOR, WELL THEN YOU'RE
 JUST GOING TO HAVE
 TO BE AN EVEN
 BETTER ONE.
 I UNDERSTAND
 SCOTT. YOU'VE SEEN
 THE MAN YOU BECOME
 AND YOU'RE SCARED OF
 WHAT YOU MIGHT DO,
 AND THE PEOPLE YOU
 MIGHT HURT. BUT WHEN
 YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT
 REMEMBER THIS--
 YOU'LL ALSO BE A
 HERO, SCOTT
 "b恆,
why-i-love-comics:

Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Special #1 - ā€œWith Mercy of the Greedyā€ (2013)written by Mike Coastaart by Michael Dialynas  Rachelle Rosenberg
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Africa, Bad, and Children: DR. BANNER?
 CAN I SPEAK
 WITH YOU A
 MOMENT?
 WHAT CAN I
 DO FOR YOU,
 SON?
 OF
 COURSE, MR.
 SUMMERS.
 PLEASE DON'T
 TAKE THIS THE
 BANNER, BUT.
 WHY DON'T
 YOURSELF?
 WRONG WAY, DR.
 MAYBE
 SOMEWHERE
 IN PRIVATE?
 YOU JUST KILL
 3c
 小)

 WHAT I MEAN
 S...WHEN YOU THINK
 ABOUT ALL THE BAD THINGS
 THAT HAVE HAPPENED BECAUSE
 OF THE HULK...ALL THE BAD
 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN
 BECAUSE OF HIM, ALL THE
 DAMAGE YOU'RE
 WELL. OVER
 THE YEARS I VE
 CERTAINLY THOUGHT
 ABOUT IT. OF
 COURSEI
 HAVE.
 BUT I'LL
 TELL YOU WHAT'S
 PREVENTED ME MOST
 RECENTLY: THREE
 MILLION CHILDREN IN
 SUB-SAHARAN
 AFRICA.
 GOING TO DO
 ...
 I'M SORRY, SIR
 BUT WHAT KEEPS
 YOU FROM JUST
 ENDING IT

 THOSE ARE
 THE LIVES THAT
 WILL BE SAVED BY THE
 NEW, INEXPENSIVE WATER
 PURIFICATION SYSTEM I
 JUST DEVELOPED. MANY,
 MANY MORE PEOPLE THAN
 THE HULK EVER HURT
 AND THAT'S JUST
 THIS MONTH.
 SIR?
 I'VE ADOPTED
 A NEW PHILOSOPHY:
 HULK SMASHES, BANNER
 BUILDS." BEING DEAD
 DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING
 IT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU
 TO TRY TO BALANCE THE
 SCALES. IT DOESN'T
 SAVE THREE MILLION
 LIVES.
 2

 AND IF YOU FEEL YOU
 HAVE A LOT TO ATONE
 FOR, WELL THEN YOU'RE
 JUST GOING TO HAVE
 TO BE AN EVEN
 BETTER ONE.
 I UNDERSTAND
 SCOTT. YOU'VE SEEN
 THE MAN YOU BECOME
 AND YOU'RE SCARED OF
 WHAT YOU MIGHT DO,
 AND THE PEOPLE YOU
 MIGHT HURT. BUT WHEN
 YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT
 REMEMBER THIS--
 YOU'LL ALSO BE A
 HERO, SCOTT
 "b恆,
why-i-love-comics:

Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Special #1 - ā€œWith Mercy of the Greedyā€ (2013)written by Mike Coastaart by Michael Dialynas  Rachelle Rosenberg
                
            

            
            
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Superior Spider-Man Team-Up Special #1 - ā€œWith Mercy of the Greedyā€ (2013)written by Mike Coastaart by Michael Dialynas ...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Advice, Apparently, and Beautiful: magicianmew:

laughterkey:

ryanhatesthis:


yournewapartment:

bodecats:

pools-of-venetianblue:

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
the most patient and long suffering clawdia
bob ross, but a vetĀ 
squish the cat
squish the cat, but with a towel


absolute unit mr. pirate
a little chubby but quite beautiful
please watch this immediately

Squish! That! Cat!

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. Iā€™ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on peopleā€™s shoulders, so I thought Iā€™d try theĀ ā€œshoulder catā€ technique.
I had to help him up on my shoulders because heā€™s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobodyā€™s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didnā€™t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.
TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.Ā 


This is honest to god one of the best videos Iā€™ve ever seen


Always reblog 


Pirate wants more shoulder. šŸ’“

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Advice, Apparently, and Beautiful: magicianmew:

laughterkey:

ryanhatesthis:


yournewapartment:

bodecats:

pools-of-venetianblue:

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
the most patient and long suffering clawdia
bob ross, but a vetĀ 
squish the cat
squish the cat, but with a towel


absolute unit mr. pirate
a little chubby but quite beautiful
please watch this immediately

Squish! That! Cat!

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. Iā€™ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on peopleā€™s shoulders, so I thought Iā€™d try theĀ ā€œshoulder catā€ technique.
I had to help him up on my shoulders because heā€™s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobodyā€™s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didnā€™t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.
TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.Ā 


This is honest to god one of the best videos Iā€™ve ever seen


Always reblog 


Pirate wants more shoulder. šŸ’“

                
            

            
            
magicianmew:

laughterkey:

ryanhatesthis:


yournewapartment:

bodecats:

pools-of-venetianblue:

this is the purest video you will see all...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Blessed, Club, and Life: Medusa
 was
 defendin
 herself
 rs
geekremix:
xenaamazon:

awkward-dark-mori-girl:

takealookatyourlife:

takealookatyourlife:
Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

Thatā€™s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadnā€™t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!


Athenaā€™s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a ā€œboys clubā€, and the true offending party (donā€™t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. Whatā€™s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusaā€™s image was used to signify womanā€™s shelters and safe houses.
Medusa means ā€œguardian; protectressā€, and she was.

holy shit.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Blessed, Club, and Life: Medusa
 was
 defendin
 herself
 rs
geekremix:
xenaamazon:

awkward-dark-mori-girl:

takealookatyourlife:

takealookatyourlife:
Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

Thatā€™s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadnā€™t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!


Athenaā€™s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a ā€œboys clubā€, and the true offending party (donā€™t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. Whatā€™s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusaā€™s image was used to signify womanā€™s shelters and safe houses.
Medusa means ā€œguardian; protectressā€, and she was.

holy shit.

                
            

            
            
geekremix:
xenaamazon:

awkward-dark-mori-girl:

takealookatyourlife:

takealookatyourlife:
Athena blessed her with the ability to protect h...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Children, Confused, and Family: Allie
 Jake
 MorganAshleySandy Brooke
 Pat
 fCoke
 Corey Jason
 priteShare
 Sam
 John
 Friends
mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punkā€™d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.Ā 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, Confused, and Family: Allie
 Jake
 MorganAshleySandy Brooke
 Pat
 fCoke
 Corey Jason
 priteShare
 Sam
 John
 Friends
mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punkā€™d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.Ā 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

                
            

            
            
mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got t...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Physics, Accepted, and Cosmos: The accepted laws of physics which scientists agree describe or govern the behavior of the cosmos, do not, of course, apply to goats.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Physics, Accepted, and Cosmos: The accepted laws of physics which scientists agree describe or govern the behavior of the cosmos, do not, of course, apply to goats.
                
            

            
            
The accepted laws of physics which scientists agree describe or govern the behavior of the cosmos, do not, of course, apply to goats.

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            




    Children, Confused, and Family: Allie
 Jake
 MorganAshleySandy Brooke
 Pat
 fCoke
 Corey Jason
 priteShare
 Sam
 John
 Friends
brandonsgame:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

mrscarstairs:
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punkā€™d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.Ā 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

what a sweet litter

@xubbs 
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Children, Confused, and Family: Allie
 Jake
 MorganAshleySandy Brooke
 Pat
 fCoke
 Corey Jason
 priteShare
 Sam
 John
 Friends
brandonsgame:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

mrscarstairs:
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punkā€™d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.Ā 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

what a sweet litter

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    Friends, Head, and Movies: If a class was filled with every programming language, who
 would each programming language be?
 Assembly: He's the nerd. He speaks very quickly and uses
 short sentences. Very few people talk to him. He's considered
 to be an autist asperger by a majority of the class because he
 finishes the exams so quickly it's insane and he faces a lot of
 difficulties in speaking with others. He's at school but already
 dressed like an engineer
 Ada: She's a foureyes nerd. When she gets the answer shes
 doesn't make any mistake. Ada often corrects the teacher
 when she writes a line a little ambiguous. She's building a
 rocketship in her backyard and she's always speaking about
 this weird hobby
 Python: He's Mr Popular. He likes skate, brags about all the
 parties he's invited to. He's good in all the subjects taught in
 class but he'll do them a bit slower than the others. Everyone
 loves him because he explains things so well, sometimes the
 teacher herself asks Python to explain some part of the
 course. He's dressed with a hoodie, a baggy and glasses on
 the top of the head
 Java: She is one of the toppers of the class and very popular
 She's very good in all the topics. The teacher loves her but
 she's a very talkative person.
 Scala/Kotlin: They are twin sisters and the best friends of
 Java. Unfortunately, they are not as popular and it's often
 Java who takes the lead in the group. It's very difficult to
 distinguish one from another. Both are far less talkative than
 Java but Scala speaks a bit differently than Kotlin and Java
 C: He's the topper of the class. He's so fast in completing the
 exams that the teacher really thinks he's copying Assembly's
 work. He has a little brother C++ and they share a lot in
 common together. He's the chess major and often plays
 chess with Assembly and his big brother
 Go: He's the new kid on the bloc. He doesn't like C++ and his
 friends and he wants to prove he can do better than them. Of
 course, he prefers playing Go over Chess
 APL: He's a lonely guy. No one understands him when he
 speaks. Even the teacher is surprised when APL shows a
 correct answer after several lines of incomprehensible
 pictograms. People think that he was born in a foreign
 country... or a foreign planet?
 HTML/CSS: These twin brothers are very different. One is
 dressed in black and white and the other is dressed with
 everything except black and white. HTML is very talkative and
 annoying and the CSS is very artistic. CSS is the best student
 in Art lessons and HTML performs well in written expression.
 LaTeX: She's friend of HTML. The teacher likes her because
 she has a gift of writing. LaTeX likes the mathematical
 courses because she can draw fancy greek letters. The
 teacher knows this well and she is often asked to write a
 formula on the black board
 VBA: He's in the back, looking through the windows. Not
 really interested in the courses taught in class. In the exams
 he answers always with a table
 C#: He's in the back playing yet another game on his
 smartphone. He likes being next to the windows also
 JavaScript: People often mix up Java and JavaScript
 because they have a similar name. But they are definitly not
 the same. Javascript spends a lot of time with HTML and
 CSS. He's as artistic as CSS but he prefers things that move
 He likes actions and movies. CSS dreams to be a painter
 wheras JavaScript wants to be a film-maker
 Haskell: He's a goth. Dressed up in dark. Doesn't talk to
 anyone. He doesn't understand why others write pages when
 he can write a couple of lines to answer the same question
 Julia: She's the newest student here. She doesn't have any
 friends yet but her secret aim is to be as popular as Python
 and as fast as C
If Programming Language were students. Found on Quora
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Friends, Head, and Movies: If a class was filled with every programming language, who
 would each programming language be?
 Assembly: He's the nerd. He speaks very quickly and uses
 short sentences. Very few people talk to him. He's considered
 to be an autist asperger by a majority of the class because he
 finishes the exams so quickly it's insane and he faces a lot of
 difficulties in speaking with others. He's at school but already
 dressed like an engineer
 Ada: She's a foureyes nerd. When she gets the answer shes
 doesn't make any mistake. Ada often corrects the teacher
 when she writes a line a little ambiguous. She's building a
 rocketship in her backyard and she's always speaking about
 this weird hobby
 Python: He's Mr Popular. He likes skate, brags about all the
 parties he's invited to. He's good in all the subjects taught in
 class but he'll do them a bit slower than the others. Everyone
 loves him because he explains things so well, sometimes the
 teacher herself asks Python to explain some part of the
 course. He's dressed with a hoodie, a baggy and glasses on
 the top of the head
 Java: She is one of the toppers of the class and very popular
 She's very good in all the topics. The teacher loves her but
 she's a very talkative person.
 Scala/Kotlin: They are twin sisters and the best friends of
 Java. Unfortunately, they are not as popular and it's often
 Java who takes the lead in the group. It's very difficult to
 distinguish one from another. Both are far less talkative than
 Java but Scala speaks a bit differently than Kotlin and Java
 C: He's the topper of the class. He's so fast in completing the
 exams that the teacher really thinks he's copying Assembly's
 work. He has a little brother C++ and they share a lot in
 common together. He's the chess major and often plays
 chess with Assembly and his big brother
 Go: He's the new kid on the bloc. He doesn't like C++ and his
 friends and he wants to prove he can do better than them. Of
 course, he prefers playing Go over Chess
 APL: He's a lonely guy. No one understands him when he
 speaks. Even the teacher is surprised when APL shows a
 correct answer after several lines of incomprehensible
 pictograms. People think that he was born in a foreign
 country... or a foreign planet?
 HTML/CSS: These twin brothers are very different. One is
 dressed in black and white and the other is dressed with
 everything except black and white. HTML is very talkative and
 annoying and the CSS is very artistic. CSS is the best student
 in Art lessons and HTML performs well in written expression.
 LaTeX: She's friend of HTML. The teacher likes her because
 she has a gift of writing. LaTeX likes the mathematical
 courses because she can draw fancy greek letters. The
 teacher knows this well and she is often asked to write a
 formula on the black board
 VBA: He's in the back, looking through the windows. Not
 really interested in the courses taught in class. In the exams
 he answers always with a table
 C#: He's in the back playing yet another game on his
 smartphone. He likes being next to the windows also
 JavaScript: People often mix up Java and JavaScript
 because they have a similar name. But they are definitly not
 the same. Javascript spends a lot of time with HTML and
 CSS. He's as artistic as CSS but he prefers things that move
 He likes actions and movies. CSS dreams to be a painter
 wheras JavaScript wants to be a film-maker
 Haskell: He's a goth. Dressed up in dark. Doesn't talk to
 anyone. He doesn't understand why others write pages when
 he can write a couple of lines to answer the same question
 Julia: She's the newest student here. She doesn't have any
 friends yet but her secret aim is to be as popular as Python
 and as fast as C
If Programming Language were students. Found on Quora
                
            

            
            
If Programming Language were students. Found on Quora