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Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Are You Feeling It Now Mr Krabs: thirstingaintdead:
 Top 3 phrases that'll
 create sexual tension
 1. "Make me"
 2. "oh really
 3. "is that so
 "prove it"
 What's in it for me?
 "Wanna bet?"
 "Scared, Potter?"
 "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
Tag someone ๐Ÿ˜‚

Tag someone ๐Ÿ˜‚

Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Hot Chocolate: slutformisha:
 firstdandelions:
 hELP
 MY PARENTS SAID THATISPEND TOO
 MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY
 LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY
 CAN'T LIVE WITH THAT
 AND THEN I SAID: MY FOLLOWERS WILL
 BE SO ANGRY AND THEY SAID: OH
 REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN
 FOR'
 AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY
 NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1
 MINUTE EVERYDAY
 24 60 is 1440
 Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per
 day
 ten days of internet per day
really craving hot chocolate but we're almost out of nesquik send help - Max textpost textposts

really craving hot chocolate but we're almost out of nesquik send help - Max textpost textposts

Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Crimea: Donald J. Trump
 Follow
 @realDonaldTrump
 @FoxNews "Outgoing CIA Chief, John Brennan, blasts Pres-
 Elect Trump on Russia threat. Does not fully understand. Oh
 really, couldn't do...
 7:16 PM 15 Jan 2017
 8,498 30.119
 Donald J. Trump
 Follow
 @realDonald Trump
 much worse just look at Syria (red line), Crimea, Ukraine and
 the build-up of Russian nukes. Not goodl Was this the leaker of
 Fake News?
 7:29 PM 15 Jan 2017
 ta 10,230
 38,566
President-elect DonaldTrump slammed outgoing CIA Director John Brennan and questioned if he's the "leaker of fake news" after criticism over Russia threat.

President-elect DonaldTrump slammed outgoing CIA Director John Brennan and questioned if he's the "leaker of fake news" after criticism over...

Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Oh Really: online
 Today
 Do you have a girlfriend
 dude?
 18:11
 yea dude!
 18:11
 nice! where is she from? 18:11
 From a different nation. 18:11
 Oh really? which nation?
 18:11
 My imagiNATION 18:12
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ . heated yyc

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ . heated yyc

Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Oh Really: online
 Today
 Do you have a girlfriend
 dude?
 18:11 v
 yea dude!
 18:11
 nice! where is she from? 18:11
 From a different nation
 18:11
 Oh really? which nation?
 18:11
 My imagiNATION 18:12
 18:12
Memes, Tattoos, and Library: patchoulisandwiches:
 I was at the library the other day, and my daughter was playing at the Art
 Table with two other girls. One of the little girls' mother was near by and said
 "Aren't you girls good little artists!"
 And the third girl perked up and said "My dad's an artist!"
 The woman smiled indulgently and says "Oh really, what kind?"
 The little girl proudly told her "He's a tattoo artist."
 And the woman. On man. Her face just twists, crumples into something
 nothing short of disdain, and she opens her mouth and says "That's not..."
 "An easy job," l cut in, looking the woman in the face because really? You're
 going to tell a child her dad's not a real artist. "In fact it's very very hard,
 because that art is alive forever on a person, not like on paper. And that's
 scary! You have to be really good, to be a tattoo artist. Your dad must be
 really, really good."
 what kind of person could just try and crush a little kid like that? goddamn.
Memes, Captioned, and ๐Ÿค–: I'M DONE
 Messages
 Sophia
 Details
 Thats cool
 Yeah haha
 Soo what kind of car do
 you drive?
 2014 Dixon Ticonderoga
 omg really?
 Do you like those?
 Yess thats honestly like
 my dream car
 Oh really?
 Delivered
 Yeah i told my Dad to get
 one!
 DXON TTCONDEROGA
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Cars, Memes, and Bleach: I'M DONE
 K Messages
 Sophia
 Details
 Thats cool
 Yeah haha
 Soo what kind of car do
 you drive?
 2014 Dixon Ticonderoga
 Omg really!?
 Do you like those?
 Yess thats honestly like
 my dream car
 Oh really?
 Delivered
 Yeah i told my Dad to get
 one!
 DEXON TICONDEROGA
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Memes, Mr. Krabs, and Scare: thirstingaintdead
 Top 3 phrases that'll
 create sexual tension
 1. "Make me
 2. Oh really",
 3. "is that so"
 "prove it"
 "What's in it for me?"
 "Wanna bet?"
 "Scared, Potter?"
 "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
I'm so fucking done with school fuck this all

I'm so fucking done with school fuck this all

Common, Dank Memes, and Commons: Santa: You know Kim, we both have a lot
 In Common
 Kim: Oh really? How so
 Santa: Neither of us are real
SANTA WITH THE CORNIEST FUCKING BURN OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM DISCLAIMER: sorry to anyone who got second hand embarrassment from the punchline I realize this joke was awful

SANTA WITH THE CORNIEST FUCKING BURN OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM DISCLAIMER: sorry to anyone who got second hand embarrassment from the punchline ...

Wife, Dank Memes, and Doom: Wife: Your daughter brought home a boy
 today
 Dog: Oh really? What's his name
 Wife: Enriquรฉ
 Dog: Martha get me my rifle
 Jif
Enrique is doomed (@bestiesdoingthings)

Enrique is doomed (@bestiesdoingthings)

Toys, Black Twitter, and Toy: got a new toy l want you
 to use on me tonight
 oh really? what is it
need me one like that ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

need me one like that ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Toys, Dank Memes, and Toy: Today 8:32 AM
 got a new toy l want you
 to use on me tonight
 oh really?
 6 what is it
@yusefbro must b nice ๐Ÿ˜

@yusefbro must b nice ๐Ÿ˜

Memes, Toys, and ๐Ÿค–: Today 8:32 AM
 got a new toy l want you
 to use on me tonight
 oh really?
 what is it
I'm a freak๐Ÿ˜.....๐Ÿฉc

I'm a freak๐Ÿ˜.....๐Ÿฉc

Booty, Memes, and ๐Ÿค–: You could b taking naps on my
 booty but you playin
Oh really ๐Ÿ’•

Oh really ๐Ÿ’•

Memes, Tattoos, and Tattoo: Friend: I haven't seen a cool enough
 tattoo for me to want to get one.
 Me: oh really?
 *lifts shirt
My next tattoo for sure ๐Ÿ”ฅ

My next tattoo for sure ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Obama, Politics, and Peace: Do you have any awards or commendations?
 SLOW
 I did get the Nobel Peace Prize
 Oh really, and what was that for?
 LATo be honest I still don't know
Obama's Peace Prize

Obama's Peace Prize

Cars, Costco, and Driving: Doo AT&T LTE 7:33 AM
 85%
 Messages
 Random Hoe
 Conta
 do you drive?
 what kinda car?
 a 2016 Toyota Tonero 25
 omg no way?xd that's my favorite
 car lol, my ex had one... theyre so
 fast!!
 oh really? did your ex work at
 Costco?
 huh?
 TOY 01
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Friends, Funny, and Tattoos: Friend: haven't seen a cool enough
 tattoo for me to want to get one.
 Me: oh really?
 *lifts shirt*
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