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Fucking, Funny, and Neil deGrasse Tyson: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not that anybody's asked, but New Years Day on the Gregorian Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary event, carrying no Astronomical significance at all Charles C. W. Cooke@char 26 Válasz@neityson felhasználónak It doesn't have any nutritional significance either, according to my restaurateur friend, but somehow he still manages to grasp that it's an important cultural event that doesn't need filtering through his professional lens and explaining as if everyone were a moron. <p><a href="http://blackjackgabbiani.tumblr.com/post/176010599688/how-do-people-get-explaining-as-if-everyone-were" class="tumblr_blog">blackjackgabbiani</a>:</p><blockquote><p>How do people get “explaining as if everyone were a moron” out of anything Tyson says? He’s being funny.<br/></p></blockquote><p>He literally does this all the time. It’s about as “funny“ as an edgy 12-year-old who thinks he’s a genius for knowing that H2O is the chemical compound for water. Plus Tyson does the same “joke“ every fucking year</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e70d045d5d2601df12bc01f3fd328b6/tumblr_pc1qsm3qst1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Yeah that doesn’t get old at all</p>
Fucking, Funny, and Neil deGrasse Tyson: Neil deGrasse Tyson
 @neiltyson
 Not that anybody's asked, but New
 Years Day on the Gregorian
 Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary
 event, carrying no Astronomical
 significance at all

 Charles C. W. Cooke@char
 26
 Válasz@neityson felhasználónak
 It doesn't have any nutritional
 significance either, according to my
 restaurateur friend, but somehow he still
 manages to grasp that it's an important
 cultural event that doesn't need filtering
 through his professional lens and
 explaining as if everyone were a moron.
<p><a href="http://blackjackgabbiani.tumblr.com/post/176010599688/how-do-people-get-explaining-as-if-everyone-were" class="tumblr_blog">blackjackgabbiani</a>:</p><blockquote><p>How do people get “explaining as if everyone were a moron” out of anything Tyson says? He’s being funny.<br/></p></blockquote><p>He literally does this all the time. It’s about as “funny“ as an edgy 12-year-old who thinks he’s a genius for knowing that H2O is the chemical compound for water. Plus Tyson does the same “joke“ every fucking year</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9e70d045d5d2601df12bc01f3fd328b6/tumblr_pc1qsm3qst1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p>Yeah that doesn’t get old at all</p>

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Being Alone, Family, and Parents: Balloon Boy The Untold Stor <p><a href="https://ren-of-rationality.tumblr.com/post/176000159280/libertarirynn-this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a" class="tumblr_blog">ren-of-rationality</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175977121284/this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a-good-chance" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is mind blowing. There’s a good chance “Balloon Boy” from back in 2009 wasn’t actually an intentional hoax at all and this family got screwed over by the justice system and lied about by the media 😳</p> <p>Follow up: <a href="https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY">https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know, I always thought that the most damning evidence against them was the kid’s slip up during the interview, which interestingly enough is the evidence he seemed to gloss over more than the others.  The excuse given by this kid wasn’t just “not a great excuse” it makes no sense.  </p> <p>The kid states that someone asked him vaguely “so what happened about this balloon thing” shortly after he’d spoken to someone else about where he was hiding.  That’s not what happened though, when this kid slips up his parents asked him, “Didn’t you hear us calling for you?” then when he nods yes, they ask “well why didn’t you come out?”  Then the kids answers, “<b>You guys said</b>, we did this for the show.” </p> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FwI6UONWCq7A"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wI6UONWCq7A?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>All of which is very different than what the kid’s saying happened in his later excuse. </p> </blockquote> <p>Yes and the video addresses this. It is a weird slip but being that it’s pretty much the only evidence that still stands up and it *is* still the word of a sleep deprived six-year-old who may not have even fully understood the question, especially since they *have* been on shows before, I don’t think that alone is enough to show beyond reasonable doubt that’s a hoax.</p>
Being Alone, Family, and Parents: Balloon Boy
 The Untold Stor
<p><a href="https://ren-of-rationality.tumblr.com/post/176000159280/libertarirynn-this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a" class="tumblr_blog">ren-of-rationality</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175977121284/this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a-good-chance" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
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<p>This is mind blowing. There’s a good chance “Balloon Boy” from back in 2009 wasn’t actually an intentional hoax at all and this family got screwed over by the justice system and lied about by the media 😳</p>

<p>Follow up: <a href="https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY">https://youtu.be/Axgyj7g5XZY</a></p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t know, I always thought that the most damning evidence against them was the kid’s slip up during the interview, which interestingly enough is the evidence he seemed to gloss over more than the others.  The excuse given by this kid wasn’t just “not a great excuse” it makes no sense.  </p>
<p>The kid states that someone asked him vaguely “so what happened about this balloon thing” shortly after he’d spoken to someone else about where he was hiding.  That’s not what happened though, when this kid slips up his parents asked him, “Didn’t you hear us calling for you?” then when he nods yes, they ask “well why didn’t you come out?”  Then the kids answers, “<b>You guys said</b>, we did this for the show.” </p>
<figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FwI6UONWCq7A"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wI6UONWCq7A?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure><p>All of which is very different than what the kid’s saying happened in his later excuse. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Yes and the video addresses this. It is a weird slip but being that it’s pretty much the only evidence that still stands up and it *is* still the word of a sleep deprived six-year-old who may not have even fully understood the question, especially since they *have* been on shows before, I don’t think that alone is enough to show beyond reasonable doubt that’s a hoax.</p>

<p><a href="https://ren-of-rationality.tumblr.com/post/176000159280/libertarirynn-this-is-mind-blowing-theres-a" class="tumblr_blog">ren-of-...

Books, Dad, and God: l AT&T LTE 6:30 PM * 64% K- <Messages Tea TEAM I erikap Team 10 sex slave theyarehandsom 0 29K Reads ★ 143 Votes :-45 Parts Read #61-chanceandanthony | See all rankings Summary Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm because her dad died when she was three.Her mom is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there house.When the rent is do her mother panics and makes a deal with some boys. Mature Content C All Rights Reserved <p><a href="https://image-transcribing-bot.tumblr.com/post/175966254700/anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore" class="tumblr_blog">image-transcribing-bot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore.tumblr.com/post/175965928876/kittyinhighheels-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://kittyinhighheels.tumblr.com/post/175965858439/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">kittyinhighheels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/175965187600/libertarirynn-the-people-on-wattpad-are-not" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175964849864/the-people-on-wattpad-are-not-well" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p></blockquote> <p>No matter how much I pray, God does not answer</p> </blockquote> <p>Can you believe that a bunch of books that were published came from wattpad</p> <p>Also look at 1D and Justin Bieber fics. They trump everything </p> </blockquote> <p style="">a;klajsdl;fkjalkd;sfjlaks;df</p> </blockquote> <b>antl AT&amp;T LTE 6:30 PM 41 % 64% (em<br/><br/>¢ 6 m<br/><br/>*-! Woes<br/><br/>44! fh N<br/><br/>Team 10 sex slave<br/><br/>Q theyarehandsom<br/><br/>@ 29K Reads ¥ 143 Votes iZ 45 Parts<br/><br/>o #61 - chanceandanthony | See all ranking<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Summary<br/><br/>Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her mom<br/>because her dad died when she was three.Her mom<br/>is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there<br/>house.When the rent is do her mother panics and<br/>makes a deal with some boys.<br/><br/>o Mature Content<br/><br/>© All Rights Reserved<br/><br/><br/></b><br/><hr><br/><small>I am an image transcribing bot which uses <a href="https://github.com/tesseract-ocr">Tesseract OCR</a> to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect but I try my best!<br/>Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a> </small></blockquote> <p>I think I’m having a stroke</p>
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 Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm
 because her dad died when she was three.Her mom
 is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there
 house.When the rent is do her mother panics and
 makes a deal with some boys.
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<blockquote><p><a href="https://anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore.tumblr.com/post/175965928876/kittyinhighheels-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore</a>:</p><blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/175965187600/libertarirynn-the-people-on-wattpad-are-not" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175964849864/the-people-on-wattpad-are-not-well" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p></blockquote>

<p>No matter how much I pray, God does not answer</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Can you believe that a bunch of books that were published came from wattpad</p>
<p>Also look at 1D and Justin Bieber fics. They trump everything </p>
</blockquote>
<p style="">a;klajsdl;fkjalkd;sfjlaks;df</p>
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<b>antl AT&amp;T LTE 6:30 PM 41 % 64% (em<br/><br/>¢ 6 m<br/><br/>*-! Woes<br/><br/>44! fh N<br/><br/>Team 10 sex slave<br/><br/>Q theyarehandsom<br/><br/>@ 29K Reads ¥ 143 Votes iZ 45 Parts<br/><br/>o #61 - chanceandanthony | See all ranking<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Summary<br/><br/>Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her mom<br/>because her dad died when she was three.Her mom<br/>is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there<br/>house.When the rent is do her mother panics and<br/>makes a deal with some boys.<br/><br/>o Mature Content<br/><br/>© All Rights Reserved<br/><br/><br/></b><br/><hr><br/><small>I am an image transcribing bot which uses <a href="https://github.com/tesseract-ocr">Tesseract OCR</a> to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect but I try my best!<br/>Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a>
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<p>I think I’m having a stroke</p>

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Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0 42%. 12:29 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc. https://louisville.craigslist.org Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville, KY) image 1 of 6 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no ther willever compliment you on? further The 1999 Toyota Avalon. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope 101. 42%. 12:30 Aux cord: nope Fancv wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right ujp This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: ves Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would Interesting facts This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. 10. 42%. 12:30 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc... https://louisville.craigslist.org color is grey. In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional. When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon" You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survev Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle- of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Tovota Avalon." This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.
Bluetooth, Bored, and Cars: x 0
 42%. 12:29
 Toyota Avalon-cars & truc.
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 Toyota Avalon - $1800 (Louisville,
 KY)
 image 1 of 6
 "You want a car that gets the job done? You want a
 car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally
 literally
 no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no
 ther willever compliment you on?
 further
 The 1999 Toyota Avalon.
 Let's talk about features.
 Bluetooth: nope

 101.
 42%. 12:30
 Aux cord: nope
 Fancv wheels: nope
 Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent
 rear window and you have a fucking neck that can
 turn
 Let me tell you a story. One day it started making a
 strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It
 went away. The End
 You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off
 the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the watera
 thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car,
 fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and
 this puppy would fucking start right ujp
 This car will outlive you, it will outlive your
 children
 Things this car is old enough to do:
 Vote: yes
 Consent to sex: ves
 Rent a car: it IS a car
 This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People
 have done straight things in this car. People have
 done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge
 you like a fucking Volkswagen would
 Interesting facts
 This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior
 color is grey.

 10.
 42%. 12:30
 Toyota Avalon - cars & truc...
 https://louisville.craigslist.org
 color is grey.
 In the owner's manual, oll is listed as"optional.
 When this car was unveiled at the Detroit Auto
 Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to
 spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change
 in air pressure inside the building caused a partial
 collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is
 chronicled in the documentarv "Bored to Death:
 The Story of the 1999 Toyota Avalon"
 You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out
 a Facebook survev
 Favorite food: spaghetti
 Favorite tv show: Alf
 Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin
 Blossoms
 This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-
 of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver
 Alert, It's as utilitarian as a member of a church
 whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.
 When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a
 single piece of paper that said, "It's a Toyota. It's
 fine."
 Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any
 beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to
 yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the
 car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking
 1999 Tovota Avalon."
This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.

This Craigslist car ad doesn't care about what you want. It knows what you need.