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On A Scale Of 1 To 10: I HATE MY JOB. My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day. Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t. Unlike Share nd 48 others like this you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny: My Job Is Just The Worst
On A Scale Of 1 To 10: I HATE MY JOB.
 My job is so unbelievable.
 I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk
 with:
 First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay,
 she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The
 girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She
 is extremely self-centered and has never once considered
 the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb
 as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has
 enough brain power to continue to breathe.
 The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even
 be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career
 opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She
 is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even
 showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she
 might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the
 hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
 But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner.
 And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In
 fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work,
 and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober
 anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses
 like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
 things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every
 day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk
 around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell,
 sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant
 bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
 requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King,
 every single day.
 Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we
 solve mysteries and s**t.
 Unlike Share
 nd 48 others like this
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:

My Job Is Just The Worst

srsfunny: My Job Is Just The Worst

On A Scale Of 1 To 10: Lace shorts for men are the new RompHim and honestly we're kinda here for them effeminnate: effeminnate: threefeline: floozys: gothhabiba: femoids: My dad’s a lawyer shorts meet my dad’s a CEO these are… “I’m in a fraternity at an Ivy League and think it gives me the right to talk to people however I want” shorts these are “I rate women on a scale of 1 to 10” shorts these shorts say “I want to be unexpected and daring, but not unexpected and daring enough to wear something that’s actually shaped substantively differently than the 37 pairs of khaki shorts Ralph Lauren polo shirts that I chill at my country club in, along with my boating shoes and the Rolex that my dad gave me upon graduation from high school that, as I will tell anyone who will listen, is real” these shorts say “in elementary school I was in the habit of meeting taunts of ‘my daddy could beat your daddy up’ with the response ‘my daddy could buy your daddy’ and I still get the occasional impulse to say that but it’s not really socially acceptable at this age so I expect these shorts to get that message across for me” these shorts say “I’m straight and I expect it to be obvious enough that I’m straight that I can get away with wearing these, please sleep with me” just wear some booty shorts like everyone else you miserable cowards none of that accurate this is a look literally do any of these men look straight to you  Also you can buy those shorts at their website, hologram city this is literally from this gay ass music video by cazwell, a gay rapper lmaoo. i….dont get how yall see this shit as str8 but it isnt and its rly obnoxious assuming that it was lol 🙄🙄🙄 how yall r rn
On A Scale Of 1 To 10: Lace shorts for men are the
 new RompHim and honestly
 we're kinda here for them
effeminnate:

effeminnate:


threefeline:


floozys:

gothhabiba:

femoids:
My dad’s a lawyer shorts meet my dad’s a CEO
these are… “I’m in a fraternity at an Ivy League and think it gives me the right to talk to people however I want” shorts
these are “I rate women on a scale of 1 to 10” shorts
these shorts say “I want to be unexpected and daring, but not unexpected and daring enough to wear something that’s actually shaped substantively differently than the 37 pairs of khaki shorts  Ralph Lauren polo shirts that I chill at my country club in, along with my boating shoes and the Rolex that my dad gave me upon graduation from high school that, as I will tell anyone who will listen, is real”
these shorts say “in elementary school I was in the habit of meeting taunts of ‘my daddy could beat your daddy up’ with the response ‘my daddy could buy your daddy’ and I still get the occasional impulse to say that but it’s not really socially acceptable at this age so I expect these shorts to get that message across for me”
these shorts say “I’m straight and I expect it to be obvious enough that I’m straight that I can get away with wearing these, please sleep with me”
just wear some booty shorts like everyone else you miserable cowards

none of that accurate this is a look

literally do any of these men look straight to you 
Also you can buy those shorts at their website, hologram city


this is literally from this gay ass music video by cazwell, a gay rapper lmaoo. i….dont get how yall see this shit as str8 but it isnt and its rly obnoxious assuming that it was lol 🙄🙄🙄


how yall r rn

effeminnate: effeminnate: threefeline: floozys: gothhabiba: femoids: My dad’s a lawyer shorts meet my dad’s a CEO these are… “I’m...

On A Scale Of 1 To 10: Floyd Mayweather Talks Preparing For Potential MIMA Fight; Says He Can Wrestle But His Kicking Game Could Use A Little Work @balleralert Floyd Mayweather Talks Preparing For Potential MMA Fight; Says He Can Wrestle But His Kicking Game Could Use A Little Work - blogged by @MsJennyb (Swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ FloydMayweather seems to be very serious about his crossover to mixed martial arts, as long as the price is right. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After leaving Conor McGregor beat down and bloody in the boxing ring, Mayweather is ready to try his luck in the Octagon. In fact, according to TMZ, the champ confirmed he will be training with mixed martial artist, Tyron Woodley, in preparation for the switch. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TMZ caught up with the undefeated boxer on Wednesday to discuss his mindset in taking on an MMA fight, as well as his ability to train and adjust to the full-contact combat sport. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I can wrestle,” Floyd said. “My wrestling game is not that bad. On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s probably a 7 and I think we could take it up to like a 9.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As for his hand game, obviously, the champ says it’s off the charts but says his kicking game could use a little work. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the end though, it all comes down how it’s going to play out-business wise. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It’s all about presenting the right numbers and of course, they gonna present the right numbers and we gonna make it happen.”
On A Scale Of 1 To 10: Floyd Mayweather Talks Preparing For Potential
 MIMA Fight; Says He Can Wrestle But His Kicking
 Game Could Use A Little Work
 @balleralert
Floyd Mayweather Talks Preparing For Potential MMA Fight; Says He Can Wrestle But His Kicking Game Could Use A Little Work - blogged by @MsJennyb (Swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ FloydMayweather seems to be very serious about his crossover to mixed martial arts, as long as the price is right. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After leaving Conor McGregor beat down and bloody in the boxing ring, Mayweather is ready to try his luck in the Octagon. In fact, according to TMZ, the champ confirmed he will be training with mixed martial artist, Tyron Woodley, in preparation for the switch. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TMZ caught up with the undefeated boxer on Wednesday to discuss his mindset in taking on an MMA fight, as well as his ability to train and adjust to the full-contact combat sport. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I can wrestle,” Floyd said. “My wrestling game is not that bad. On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s probably a 7 and I think we could take it up to like a 9.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As for his hand game, obviously, the champ says it’s off the charts but says his kicking game could use a little work. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the end though, it all comes down how it’s going to play out-business wise. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “It’s all about presenting the right numbers and of course, they gonna present the right numbers and we gonna make it happen.”

Floyd Mayweather Talks Preparing For Potential MMA Fight; Says He Can Wrestle But His Kicking Game Could Use A Little Work - blogged by @...