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Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.   I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?
Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP
 (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH)
 DO ANY OF THESE EXIST?
 INDEPENDENT CANADA
 US TERRITORY OF ALASKA
 TOKYO
 ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE?
 DOES THE SOVIET
 UNION EXIST?
 THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE?
 NO
 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA
 A GIANT FRENCH BLOB?
 SAUDI
 805 OR EARUER
 THE MODERN IDEAOF
 A COMPLETE POLITICAL
 MAP OF THE WORLD
 GaSHARD ToAPPLY
 DDES THE OTTOMAN
 EMPIRE EXIST?
 ZAIRE?
 OR HONG KONG (UK)
 922-1932
 UNION?
 SOUTH AFRICA?
 NO
 HOW MANY VIEINAM5
 ARE THERE?
 TWO ONE
 SAINTNORTH KOREA?
 SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.
 IS JAN MAYEN PART OF
 THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY?
 THE UNITED
 RHODESIA?ALBANIA?
 HOU SURE ARE
 YOU THAT THIS MAP
 lSİN ENGLISH?
 EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS
 THAT ONE UP
 ARE THERE?
 CAN YOU SEE
 THE FAMIUAR
 CONTİNENTS? /
 972-75
 าร19-23 1924-29
 997-2001 2002-06
 910-12 1913-18
 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA?
 THIS S00NDS LIKE
 A PHYSICAL MAP OR
 ONE
 ONE, BUT ITS HUGE
 OR
 TUO
 46-47
 DANGER
 EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID?
 PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO
 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.
 YES, THATS IT
 2012-13
 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF
 18%-1905
 1906-09
 OR
 952-53
 DOES THE UARNING
 930-3435-40
 JMMY CARTER IS...
 BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE
 VENEZUELA
 S BOLIMA
 CHAD MISSING?
 MENTION THE SPIDERS?
 THE UNITED
 2022 2023 ORUATER
 CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR
 APRIL 20, 1979
 1806-10 181-17
 884-95
 818-29 1830-33
 954-57 1958-60
 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY?
 ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT
 976-79
 IS THE ARAL
 BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING?
 970s-90s 2000st
 MORDOR?
 I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn
 198
 DOES RUSSIA BORDER
 THE SEA OF JAPAN?
 OR BUDAPEST?
 961-61
 1965-7
 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA?
 858-67
 873-83
 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR?
 IS THE WORLD ON THE
 BACK OFATURTLE?
 THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN
 ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS
 THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS...
 LATE
 FIRST
 VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO?
 948-49
 AGE
 851-56
 CALORMEN?
 ARE YOU SURE
 THIS IS A MAP?
 982-84
 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH?
 INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES?
 THE FOREST EASTOF THE
 MISIY MOUNTAINS IS
 IS IT TRYING
 TO BITE YOU?
 | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS
 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m
 IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0?
 MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF
 BEFORE
 1830
 1830s Os
 EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE
 DID YOU MAKE
 IS THERE A BIG
 THIRD AGE
 RECURSIVE
 LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN
 SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA?
 CREATED ON PURPOSE
 IS IT LARGER
 THAN A BREADBOX?
 RUNS AJPY
 AROUND THE RDOM
 ONE OF THE
 ITS VERY NICE.
 TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE
 8605-1700s 910s
 205-505
 60s-70s
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lastoneout:

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chavisory:

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pyrrhiccomedy:

mapsontheweb:
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.


THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end 


Oh wow! 

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!




I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at 


I almost scrolled past this


Hello?

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Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH) DO ANY OF THESE EXIST? INDEPENDENT CANADA US TERRITORY OF ALASKA TOKYO ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE? DOES THE SOVIET UNION EXIST? THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE? NO 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA A GIANT FRENCH BLOB? SAUDI 805 OR EARUER THE MODERN IDEAOF A COMPLETE POLITICAL MAP OF THE WORLD GaSHARD ToAPPLY DDES THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE EXIST? ZAIRE? OR HONG KONG (UK) 922-1932 UNION? SOUTH AFRICA? NO HOW MANY VIEINAM5 ARE THERE? TWO ONE SAINTNORTH KOREA? SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE. IS JAN MAYEN PART OF THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY? THE UNITED RHODESIA?ALBANIA? HOU SURE ARE YOU THAT THIS MAP lSİN ENGLISH? EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS THAT ONE UP ARE THERE? CAN YOU SEE THE FAMIUAR CONTİNENTS? / 972-75 าร19-23 1924-29 997-2001 2002-06 910-12 1913-18 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA? THIS S00NDS LIKE A PHYSICAL MAP OR ONE ONE, BUT ITS HUGE OR TUO 46-47 DANGER EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID? PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO FLORIDA IS PARTOF. YES, THATS IT 2012-13 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF 18%-1905 1906-09 OR 952-53 DOES THE UARNING 930-3435-40 JMMY CARTER IS... BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE VENEZUELA S BOLIMA CHAD MISSING? MENTION THE SPIDERS? THE UNITED 2022 2023 ORUATER CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR APRIL 20, 1979 1806-10 181-17 884-95 818-29 1830-33 954-57 1958-60 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY? ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT 976-79 IS THE ARAL BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING? 970s-90s 2000st MORDOR? I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn 198 DOES RUSSIA BORDER THE SEA OF JAPAN? OR BUDAPEST? 961-61 1965-7 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA? 858-67 873-83 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR? IS THE WORLD ON THE BACK OFATURTLE? THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS... LATE FIRST VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO? 948-49 AGE 851-56 CALORMEN? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A MAP? 982-84 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH? INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES? THE FOREST EASTOF THE MISIY MOUNTAINS IS IS IT TRYING TO BITE YOU? | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0? MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF BEFORE 1830 1830s Os EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE DID YOU MAKE IS THERE A BIG THIRD AGE RECURSIVE LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA? CREATED ON PURPOSE IS IT LARGER THAN A BREADBOX? RUNS AJPY AROUND THE RDOM ONE OF THE ITS VERY NICE. TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE 8605-1700s 910s 205-505 60s-70s what-even-is-thiss: galaxybrownies: lastoneout: ceiye: jelloapocalypse: chavisory: mapsrgreat: wildcardarcana: littlethingwithfeathers: cannibalcuisine: dare-to-dm: pyrrhiccomedy: mapsontheweb: Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map. No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes. I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.   I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol. THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂 This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it. Holy shit the super specific things towards the end Oh wow! I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?! I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at I almost scrolled past this Hello?
Africa, Bilbo, and Empire: GUIDE TO FIGURING OUT THE AGE OF AN UNDATED WORLD MAP
 (ASSUMING ITS COMPLETE, LABELEDIN ENGUSH, AND DETAILED ENOUGH)
 DO ANY OF THESE EXIST?
 INDEPENDENT CANADA
 US TERRITORY OF ALASKA
 TOKYO
 ISTANBUL OR CONSTANTINOPLE?
 DOES THE SOVIET
 UNION EXIST?
 THE HOLY ROTIAN EMPIRE?
 NO
 5 MOST OF EST AFRICA
 A GIANT FRENCH BLOB?
 SAUDI
 805 OR EARUER
 THE MODERN IDEAOF
 A COMPLETE POLITICAL
 MAP OF THE WORLD
 GaSHARD ToAPPLY
 DDES THE OTTOMAN
 EMPIRE EXIST?
 ZAIRE?
 OR HONG KONG (UK)
 922-1932
 UNION?
 SOUTH AFRICA?
 NO
 HOW MANY VIEINAM5
 ARE THERE?
 TWO ONE
 SAINTNORTH KOREA?
 SERBIA/MONTENEGRO ARE.
 IS JAN MAYEN PART OF
 THE KINGDOM OF NORWAY?
 THE UNITED
 RHODESIA?ALBANIA?
 HOU SURE ARE
 YOU THAT THIS MAP
 lSİN ENGLISH?
 EAST TİMOR? | | HOW MANY SUDANS
 THAT ONE UP
 ARE THERE?
 CAN YOU SEE
 THE FAMIUAR
 CONTİNENTS? /
 972-75
 าร19-23 1924-29
 997-2001 2002-06
 910-12 1913-18
 | HOW MANY GERMANS ARE THERE? ) | 011BODA?
 THIS S00NDS LIKE
 A PHYSICAL MAP OR
 ONE
 ONE, BUT ITS HUGE
 OR
 TUO
 46-47
 DANGER
 EXCLUSION ZONE-AVOID?
 PARTOFSLEDENF) I SATELLIEPHOTO
 FLORIDA IS PARTOF.
 YES, THATS IT
 2012-13
 RER SRON PERSIA OR IRANEA PARTOF
 18%-1905
 1906-09
 OR
 952-53
 DOES THE UARNING
 930-3435-40
 JMMY CARTER IS...
 BENGATTACKED BYA T FNE
 VENEZUELA
 S BOLIMA
 CHAD MISSING?
 MENTION THE SPIDERS?
 THE UNITED
 2022 2023 ORUATER
 CAIR PARAVEL?CAD . ARABR
 APRIL 20, 1979
 1806-10 181-17
 884-95
 818-29 1830-33
 954-57 1958-60
 THE SINAI 5 PART OF WHAT COUNTRY?
 ISRAELIMOSTLY ISRAEL MOSTLY EGYPTEGYPT
 976-79
 IS THE ARAL
 BUDA AND PESTSEA MISSING?
 970s-90s 2000st
 MORDOR?
 I5 THE AREA SOUTH OF LAKE VICTORIAn
 198
 DOES RUSSIA BORDER
 THE SEA OF JAPAN?
 OR BUDAPEST?
 961-61
 1965-7
 WHATS THE CAPITAL OF MICRONESIA?
 858-67
 873-83
 BELERIAND?NÚMENOR?
 IS THE WORLD ON THE
 BACK OFATURTLE?
 THE TOUWN ON I-25 BETUEEN
 ALBUQUERQUE AND EL PASO IS
 THE U5s SOUTHERN BORDER LOOKS...
 LATE
 FIRST
 VOLTA OR BURKINA FASO?
 948-49
 AGE
 851-56
 CALORMEN?
 ARE YOU SURE
 THIS IS A MAP?
 982-84
 HOW FAR EAST DO THE AMERICAN PRAIRIES REACH?
 INDIANA THE MISSISSIPPI NEBRASKAWHAT PRAIRIES?
 THE FOREST EASTOF THE
 MISIY MOUNTAINS IS
 IS IT TRYING
 TO BITE YOU?
 | (NUMBEROF YEMENS)+(NUMBER OFGERMANYS
 1989-EARLY 1990 MID-10 LATE1190-1m
 IF YOU LET IT GO WHAT DOES IT D0?
 MRKLJOOD1 THE WOOD OF
 BEFORE
 1830
 1830s Os
 EARLY THRD AGE FOURTH AGE
 DID YOU MAKE
 IS THERE A BIG
 THIRD AGE
 RECURSIVE
 LAKE IN THE MIDDLE OFI5 THERE A BIG LAKE IN
 SOUTHERN CAUFORNIA?THE MIDDLE OFGHANA?
 CREATED ON PURPOSE
 IS IT LARGER
 THAN A BREADBOX?
 RUNS AJPY
 AROUND THE RDOM
 ONE OF THE
 ITS VERY NICE.
 TREADER LATER BODOKS ATE
 8605-1700s 910s
 205-505
 60s-70s
what-even-is-thiss:
galaxybrownies:

lastoneout:

ceiye:

jelloapocalypse:

chavisory:

mapsrgreat:

wildcardarcana:


littlethingwithfeathers:

cannibalcuisine:

dare-to-dm:

pyrrhiccomedy:

mapsontheweb:
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.


THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end 


Oh wow! 

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!




I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at 


I almost scrolled past this


Hello?

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Advice, America, and Bones: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give
Advice, America, and Bones: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 forced a bot to watch over 1,O00
 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies
 and then asked it to write a Hallmark
 Christmas movie of its own. Here is
 the first page.
 THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS
 INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY
 We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas
 uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I refili globes better than Jesus
 Claus, yet still my twins are dad-
 free. Why? They need double dad
 BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost
 money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot
 SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D)
 Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet?
 Hurry. Christmess attacks soon
 Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A
 Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates
 trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback
 BUSINESS MAN
 Shut your cound! I am from Hugo
 city. I bought your land and am
 turning it into an oil resort.
 SINGLE MOTHER
 Rude behavior! This is a family
 buainess. I sell families. I an
 id
 y husband is now bones.
 Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of
 the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog
 BUSINESS MAN
 All of my wives are bones! That is
 America. But I must make money for
 my twins to live. They are a
 prince
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I too own twins. Please, don't have
 bought my land. Christmas is today
 BUSINESS MAN
 Laugh, I bought Christmas and now
 it is never. Unless we go on dates
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I cannot date because of a snow
 curse. I pray santa helps ne.
 Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her
 husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody
advice-animal:

Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

advice-animal: Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

America, Bones, and Christmas: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti forced a bot to watch over 1,O00 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war SINGLE MOTHER I refili globes better than Jesus Claus, yet still my twins are dad- free. Why? They need double dad BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D) Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet? Hurry. Christmess attacks soon Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback BUSINESS MAN Shut your cound! I am from Hugo city. I bought your land and am turning it into an oil resort. SINGLE MOTHER Rude behavior! This is a family buainess. I sell families. I an id y husband is now bones. Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog BUSINESS MAN All of my wives are bones! That is America. But I must make money for my twins to live. They are a prince SINGLE MOTHER I too own twins. Please, don't have bought my land. Christmas is today BUSINESS MAN Laugh, I bought Christmas and now it is never. Unless we go on dates SINGLE MOTHER I cannot date because of a snow curse. I pray santa helps ne. Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give
America, Bones, and Christmas: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 forced a bot to watch over 1,O00
 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies
 and then asked it to write a Hallmark
 Christmas movie of its own. Here is
 the first page.
 THE CHRISTMAS ON CHRISTMAS
 INT. SMALL TOWN SNON GLOBE REFILLERY
 We gee a SINGLE MOTHER refilling snow globes with chriotmas
 uice. She is widow. Her husband died in every war
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I refili globes better than Jesus
 Claus, yet still my twins are dad-
 free. Why? They need double dad
 BUSINESS MAN enter the shop. He wears clothes that cost
 money. His hands are briefcases, and he Hallmark hot
 SINGLE MOTHER (CONT D)
 Hİ. Do your now globes lack wet?
 Hurry. Christmess attacks soon
 Business Man has flashback to when he was Business Boy. A
 Christmas tree explodes his family on purpose. He now hates
 trees and Christmas and explosions. He exits the flashback
 BUSINESS MAN
 Shut your cound! I am from Hugo
 city. I bought your land and am
 turning it into an oil resort.
 SINGLE MOTHER
 Rude behavior! This is a family
 buainess. I sell families. I an
 id
 y husband is now bones.
 Single Mother points to her husband's bones in the corner of
 the room. They are all giftwrapped in eggnog
 BUSINESS MAN
 All of my wives are bones! That is
 America. But I must make money for
 my twins to live. They are a
 prince
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I too own twins. Please, don't have
 bought my land. Christmas is today
 BUSINESS MAN
 Laugh, I bought Christmas and now
 it is never. Unless we go on dates
 SINGLE MOTHER
 I cannot date because of a snow
 curse. I pray santa helps ne.
 Santa cannot help. She did not know but Santa was her
 husband. Santa is bones. Bones help nobody
Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Christmas Is Bones. Bones don’t give

Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also Blood is thieker than weter The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth. espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one. It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better! thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes. It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of these. sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like.. iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion. Kinda wholesome
Friends, Funny, and Relationships: dalekitsune
 the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full
 phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction
 brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a
 curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world
 uwu
 consultingmoosecaptain
 See also
 Blood is thieker than weter The blood of the covenant is
 thicker than the water of the womb
 Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger
 than those formed by birth.
 espurr-roba
 Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends
 with "But better than a master of one.
 It means that being equally good/average at everything is
 much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking
 at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at
 something you do! Being okay is better!
 thelastmellophone
 These made me feel better
 thelifeofatubaplayer
 Also, "great minds think alike" ends with "but fools rarely
 differ"
 It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing.
 And that just because more than one person has the same
 idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea
 becausetheintrovert
 what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of
 these
 unlimitedtrashworks
 Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat
 comes.
 It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an
 assessment of how complementary people are.
 monsters-and-teeth
 I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose
 evil-shenanigans-alpha
 I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this
 knowledge
 alwayswillgraham
 The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse
 gets the cheese.
 its-kk-yo
 I want to make designs out of these.
 sunderlorn
 Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity
 and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs
 encourage like.. iving exciting, eclectic lives driven by
 choice and personal passion.
Kinda wholesome

Kinda wholesome

Confused, Definitely, and Gif: ASHETRACER D.VA BRIGITTE PHARAH ZARYA MEI Ca.n) SYMMETRA WIDOWMAKER MERCY SOMBRA ANA MOIRA nanaartas: I was really confused because people have been complaining about how all of the female characters from Overwatch have the same face and I’ve never really seen it that way so I went and did a study on their face shapes and structures by tracing reference lines over official art of them and they are literally all different. They have different face shapes and facial structures, different eye shapes, even different eyebrows so no, the Overwatch artists are definitely not ‘reusing the same female model’ as so many people have been saying. Overwatch is an awesome game with great representation and diversity and I hate to watch it get shit on like this. Its okay to be critical of something but not to the point where people are harassing the artists and creators over it on Twitter. That team works really hard and deals with a lot of harassment from fans and should be given some well deserved credit. To any fanartists who see this post, feel free to use this image as a reference for fanart so that you can get the face shapes and stuff on point, and also, y’all overwatch fanartists rock. Stay cool.Edit: I know someone is going to reblog this with that gif (you know the one) but I’d like to point out that 1.That gif is incredibly cherry-picked and specifically leaves out characters with seriously different faces like Zarya. 2. The womens faces are angled specifically to downplay unique facial structures and shapes. 3. The gif was made to move quickly to make the faces seem to blur together on purpose because considering the creator cherry-picked the hell out of the gif I wouldn’t put it passed them to make it extra fast (so that you don’t have time to pick out differences) just to make their point valid (even though in the gif you can still see that not everything lines up perfectly). - Thanks
Confused, Definitely, and Gif: ASHETRACER
 D.VA
 BRIGITTE
 PHARAH
 ZARYA
 MEI
 Ca.n)
 SYMMETRA WIDOWMAKER MERCY
 SOMBRA
 ANA
 MOIRA
nanaartas:
I was really confused because people have been complaining about how all of the female characters from Overwatch have the same face and I’ve never really seen it that way so I went and did a study on their face shapes and structures by tracing reference lines over official art of them and they are literally all different. They have different face shapes and facial structures, different eye shapes, even different eyebrows so no, the Overwatch artists are definitely not ‘reusing the same female model’ as so many people have been saying. Overwatch is an awesome game with great representation and diversity and I hate to watch it get shit on like this.
Its okay to be critical of something but not to the point where people are harassing the artists and creators over it on Twitter. That team works really hard and deals with a lot of harassment from fans and should be given some well deserved credit.
To any fanartists who see this post, feel free to use this image as a reference for fanart so that you can get the face shapes and stuff on point, and also, y’all overwatch fanartists rock.
Stay cool.Edit: I know someone is going to reblog this with that gif (you know the one) but I’d like to point out that 1.That gif is incredibly cherry-picked and specifically leaves out characters with seriously different faces like Zarya. 2. The womens faces are angled specifically to downplay unique facial structures and shapes. 3. The gif was made to move quickly to make the faces seem to blur together on purpose because considering the creator cherry-picked the hell out of the gif I wouldn’t put it passed them to make it extra fast (so that you don’t have time to pick out differences) just to make their point valid (even though in the gif you can still see that not everything lines up perfectly).

- Thanks

nanaartas: I was really confused because people have been complaining about how all of the female characters from Overwatch have the same fa...