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Charlie, Petty, and Saw: HERE YOu GO,KID. .ALL CASH, AS PROMISED eleva GOOD. TRY SOㅆ OTHER SHOWS AN, 'LL CONTACT you DuURING THE WEEK. STOP THAT Guy! 囧 KREECH STOP HIM! DON'T LET HIM GET TO THE ELEVATOR! WHATEVER THANKS YOu ONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG AND YET 工DİDN'T MAGINE THAT 工NEVER SAW YOu OR ANYONE HAVE STOPPED HIM AT LEAST, SLOWED HIM DOWN NEEDED YOu THESE LAST FEW YEARS SO DON'T BLAME ㅆE FOR RETURNING THE FAVOR 5 6622 嶝 レISTEN, SON YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO SIT DOWN FOR A ㅆㅇㅆENT. THIS IS GOING TO BE A SHOCK TO YOU YOUR AUNT'S OKAY SHE'S WITH THE NEIGHBORS RIGHT NOW WHAT'S GOING ON引 MAY? WHAT'S HAPPENING2 TELL ㅆ티 IT'S YOUR 凵NCLE BEN, THERE'S BEEN AN INCIDENT THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS SON YOUR UNCLE TRIED THERE WAS A LOT OF TO STOP THE CASH LYING AROUNDGuY AND HE AFRAID YOUR UNCLE DIDN'T MAKE IT GOT SHOT BROKE IN. IS HE IS HE OKAY TEN CHARLIE-SEVEN... OVER THIS IS TEN-CHARLIE SEVEN. OVER WE HAVE A POSSIBLE SIGHTING ON YOUR SUSPECT: WHITE ㅆALE, LATE THIRTIES BLOND HAIR AND RED JACKET. SUSPICIOUS ㅆALE SEEN ENTERING ACㅆ WAREHOUSE ON PARLOR STREET, OVER. traincat: “What the hell is wrong with you? You could have stopped him… at least, slowed him down.”“And yet I didn’t. Imagine that.” Mythos: Spider-Man I know everyone is tired of seeing the origin on film in reboots, but the origin is important. One moment of I honestly don’t even think you can call it selfishness! One moment of apathy! One moment of not doing good because if you have the power to do good it is your responsibility to do it! And this is what happens! One moment! No high tech suits, no craving approval from authority figures. One moment in a back hall or a parking garage or a convenience store. One stupid petty vindictive moment that felt GOOD. That felt BETTER than helping. That’s what it boils down to. Spider-Man is about the opposite of rewards.
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Charlie, Petty, and Saw: HERE YOu
 GO,KID. .ALL
 CASH, AS
 PROMISED
 eleva
 GOOD. TRY
 SOㅆ OTHER SHOWS
 AN, 'LL CONTACT
 you DuURING
 THE WEEK.

 STOP
 THAT
 Guy!
 囧
 KREECH
 STOP HIM!
 DON'T LET HIM
 GET TO THE
 ELEVATOR!
 WHATEVER
 THANKS
 YOu ONE!
 WHAT THE
 HELL IS WRONG
 AND YET
 工DİDN'T
 MAGINE
 THAT
 工NEVER SAW YOu OR ANYONE
 HAVE STOPPED HIM
 AT LEAST, SLOWED
 HIM DOWN
 NEEDED YOu THESE LAST
 FEW YEARS
 SO DON'T
 BLAME ㅆE FOR
 RETURNING THE
 FAVOR
 5
 6622
 嶝

 レISTEN, SON
 YOU'RE GOING TO
 NEED TO SIT DOWN
 FOR A ㅆㅇㅆENT.
 THIS IS GOING
 TO BE A SHOCK
 TO YOU
 YOUR
 AUNT'S OKAY
 SHE'S WITH
 THE NEIGHBORS
 RIGHT NOW
 WHAT'S
 GOING ON引
 MAY?
 WHAT'S
 HAPPENING2
 TELL ㅆ티
 IT'S YOUR
 凵NCLE BEN, THERE'S
 BEEN AN INCIDENT
 THERE'S
 NO EASY WAY
 TO SAY THIS
 SON
 YOUR
 UNCLE TRIED
 THERE WAS A LOT OF TO STOP THE
 CASH LYING AROUNDGuY AND HE
 AFRAID YOUR
 UNCLE DIDN'T
 MAKE IT
 GOT SHOT
 BROKE IN.
 IS HE
 IS HE
 OKAY
 TEN
 CHARLIE-SEVEN...
 OVER
 THIS IS
 TEN-CHARLIE
 SEVEN. OVER
 WE HAVE
 A POSSIBLE SIGHTING
 ON YOUR SUSPECT: WHITE
 ㅆALE, LATE THIRTIES
 BLOND HAIR AND RED
 JACKET. SUSPICIOUS ㅆALE
 SEEN ENTERING ACㅆ
 WAREHOUSE ON PARLOR
 STREET, OVER.
traincat:
“What the hell is wrong with you? You could have stopped him… at least, slowed him down.”“And yet I didn’t. Imagine that.”
Mythos: Spider-Man
I know everyone is tired of seeing the origin on film in reboots, but the origin is important. One moment of I honestly don’t even think you can call it selfishness! One moment of apathy! One moment of not doing good because if you have the power to do good it is your responsibility to do it! And this is what happens! One moment! No high tech suits, no craving approval from authority figures. One moment in a back hall or a parking garage or a convenience store. One stupid petty vindictive moment that felt GOOD. That felt BETTER than helping. That’s what it boils down to. Spider-Man is about the opposite of rewards.

traincat: “What the hell is wrong with you? You could have stopped him… at least, slowed him down.”“And yet I didn’t. Imagine that.” Mythos:...

One, Man, and Hella: You know that moment when you just look at a man and he just looks like hes hella kinky in bed?This is that one moment.
One, Man, and Hella: You know that moment when you just look at a man and he just looks like hes hella kinky in bed?This is that one moment.

You know that moment when you just look at a man and he just looks like hes hella kinky in bed?This is that one moment.

Future, Tumblr, and Weird: Oth dimension The Oth dimension contains a dot it's nothing more but pure information 1st dimension If we take infinite dots we will get a line 2nd dimension If we take infinite lines, the result is a plane 3rd dimension If we take infinite planes, we get space 4th dimension This one is a little trickier, so if we add another dimension to space we get this weird looking thing called and tesseract. Previously we always added another dimension by taking the previous object (black) twice and adding new lines (red) connecting each corner. To understand the resutling concept of the 4th dimension, we need to imagine one single element of the 4th dimension. If one element of the 1st dimension is a dot, an element of the 2nd dimension is a line, an element of the 3rd dimension is a plane that means one element of the 4th dimension is space Very confusing, but if we imagine the 4th dimension being time, everything starts to make sense. One element of the 4th dimension is exactly one moment in the universe. Meaning that the universe in its current state is one of infinite elements of the 4th dimension. If every moment was part of a line this line would represent the history and future of our universe It goes even further, we can add another dimension. The 4th dimension as a whole is the history of a whole universe, the 5th dimension as a whole is every possible history of the universe. That means it contains every possible outcome for every event in the history of the universe. Adolf Hitler winning the war, the dinosaurs never being extinct by an asteroid and so on. If we add another dimension it gets beyond human comprehension. It means not only every possible universe, but every possible concept of physical constants. If we go further, we get every possible concept of logical and physical laws. We go even further and we get every possible concept of existence itseltf Keep in mind this is a model for understanding a concept. It's not how it really looks like or works, it's a way to understand. If you ask how our universe started to exist and what the first of all events was, you know that time is just one dimension of many. Our understanding of time is that one thing happenes after the other. Physics tell us that time and cause are just purely concepts of our minds.We happen to live in a universe with physical laws that allow consciousness to exist and travel along the 4th dimensional "line". Weare just seeing one moment after the other, infact the history of our universe just exists, not in a particular order. It's a line, the line always exists, it goes infintly into the future and past. There is no first or last, it is like written in a book that has never been written, we are reading it, but how you read it or where you start depends on who is reading it. The real question is not why anything exists, but if anything does not exist. epicjohndoe: An Easy Way To Understand It All
Future, Tumblr, and Weird: Oth dimension
 The Oth dimension contains a dot
 it's nothing more but pure information
 1st dimension
 If we take infinite dots we will get a line
 2nd dimension
 If we take infinite lines, the result is a plane
 3rd dimension
 If we take infinite planes, we get space
 4th dimension
 This one is a little trickier, so if we add another
 dimension to space we get this weird looking thing
 called and tesseract. Previously we always added
 another dimension by taking the previous object (black)
 twice and adding new lines (red) connecting each
 corner. To understand the resutling concept of the 4th
 dimension, we need to imagine one single element of
 the 4th dimension. If one element of the 1st dimension
 is a dot, an element of the 2nd dimension is a line, an
 element of the 3rd dimension is a plane that means one
 element of the 4th dimension is space
 Very confusing, but if we imagine the 4th dimension
 being time, everything starts to make sense. One
 element of the 4th dimension is exactly one moment in
 the universe. Meaning that the universe in its current
 state is one of infinite elements of the 4th dimension. If
 every moment was part of a line this line would
 represent the history and future of our universe
 It goes even further, we can add another dimension.
 The 4th dimension as a whole is the history of a whole
 universe, the 5th dimension as a whole is every possible
 history of the universe. That means it contains every
 possible outcome for every event in the history of the
 universe. Adolf Hitler winning the war, the dinosaurs
 never being extinct by an asteroid and so on.
 If we add another dimension it gets beyond human
 comprehension. It means not only every possible
 universe, but every possible concept of physical
 constants. If we go further, we get every possible
 concept of logical and physical laws. We go even further
 and we get every possible concept of existence itseltf
 Keep in mind this is a model for understanding a
 concept. It's not how it really looks like or works, it's a
 way to understand. If you ask how our universe started
 to exist and what the first of all events was, you know
 that time is just one dimension of many. Our
 understanding of time is that one thing happenes after
 the other. Physics tell us that time and cause are just
 purely concepts of our minds.We happen to live in a
 universe with physical laws that allow consciousness to
 exist and travel along the 4th dimensional "line". Weare
 just seeing one moment after the other, infact the
 history of our universe just exists, not in a particular
 order. It's a line, the line always exists, it goes infintly
 into the future and past. There is no first or last, it is like
 written in a book that has never been written, we are
 reading it, but how you read it or where you start
 depends on who is reading it.
 The real question is not why anything exists, but if
 anything does not exist.
epicjohndoe:

An Easy Way To Understand It All

epicjohndoe: An Easy Way To Understand It All

Apparently, Baseball, and Beautiful: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore m crying cause most secunty cams would have timestamps crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it as their background footage while recording yesterday so jenroses yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it? unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated mage you can see the details become much clearer and easier to identify But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the camera lens? good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie combing through the footage I noticed three different people sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure plant life that is native to this particular state, which really doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the opposite season! So I did some digging and found four nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that plant all year round, which of course means mongolman101 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the cameras live feed as background, then we should know the ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we will know the time the perpetrator was in the building DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm not any happier than you are. but I hate sharing! TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside our differences, and do what needs to be done?! Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse! That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish smile. Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we haven't worked together before, but this case will have us working together for a while, until we eventually find your fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time, and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force, put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of our adventures, will always know we were meant to be together, weirdly large age gap be damned! Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have him! But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to keep secrets. And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can really get across how Not Gay I am. It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be stakeouts. executive producer dick wolf Source: aloverthegaf Tumblr Crime Show
Apparently, Baseball, and Beautiful: crime show: well we don't know what time she was taken but
 as you can see in this convenience store security footage
 she's mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells
 us she's saying 'those three wise men they ve got a semi by
 the sea which are lyrics to James Blunt's song Wisemen
 which was playing on that store's favoured radio station at
 approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly
 five minutes later so therefore
 m crying cause most secunty
 cams would have timestamps
 crime show: now see usually we'd manage to get a
 timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this
 case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would
 think this means we shouldn't be able to see the footage at
 all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it
 as their background footage while recording yesterday so
 jenroses
 yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?
 unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality
 and very grainy but as Izoom in on this super blurry pixelated
 mage you can see the details become much clearer and
 easier to identify
 But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the
 camera lens?
 good eye! originally I didn't even notice it was there but whie
 combing through the footage I noticed three different people
 sneezed whille in view of the camera. I did some research and
 found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure
 plant life that is native to this particular state, which really
 doesn't help us, except that it only ever blooms in the
 opposite season! So I did some digging and found four
 nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that
 plant all
 year round, which of course
 means
 mongolman101
 Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the
 cameras live feed as background, then we should know the
 ime of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long
 the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators
 presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we
 will know the time the perpetrator was in the building
 DAMNIT jONES THIS ISN'T YOUR CASE
 WELL IT'S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your
 kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up
 state. So, apparently, we're supposed to work together. I'm
 not any happier than you are.
 but I hate sharing!
 TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is
 somehow connected with that cult that's been sacrificing its
 members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god
 Cthulhu. Now, I don't like it any more than you do, and I'm
 worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but
 lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside
 our differences, and do what needs to be done?!
 Alright, but when we catch the perp he's mine. I don't care if
 he's sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse!
 That man may know who killed my father, and I wont let
 anyone get in my way -not even someone with your develish
 smile.
 Do you think you're the only one who wants to find Eric's
 murderer?1 He was my partnerl He was my friend Iknow we
 haven't worked together before, but this case will have us
 working together for a while, until we eventually find your
 fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time,
 and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But
 don't worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force,
 put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding
 of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of
 laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being
 from on high decides the precinct isn't ready for a same sex
 couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously
 unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of
 our adventures, will always know we were meant to be
 together, weirdly large age gap be damned!
 Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with
 you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I
 stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it
 to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have
 him!
 But you're right. This case will definitely take at least a full
 year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly
 interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be
 halloween themed. Were working together for the forseeable
 future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very
 quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to
 keep secrets.
 And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with
 your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex
 with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can
 really get across how Not Gay I am.
 It's gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be
 stakeouts.
 executive producer dick wolf
 Source: aloverthegaf
Tumblr Crime Show

Tumblr Crime Show

Crazy, Dating, and Destiny: CUSTOMER SERVICE it is just plane wrong you have not swiped right yet Jake, 27 Jake, 27 less than a mile away less than a mile away We may fight, but please don't try and solve the argument with regular soda I would re-accommodate every last passenger just to be the guy that gets to sit next to you I prefer diet; we both know you are all the sugar I need Jake, 27 O less than a mile away Jake, 27 O less than a mile away One date, one opportunity...You are everything l ever wanted. In one moment, would you swipe right, or just let it slip? Want to be crazy in love? Well, to the left, to the left. Swipe every other guy to the left. My palms won't be sweaty. Flirt-game not weak, charm is heavy. I have a date planned already. let's get spaghetti If I like it, I might put a ring on it. It could be our destiny to have a child, but for now, let's just get pizza Still Jake, 27 O less than a mile away Jake, 27 I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should probably start taking dating seriously I am looking for a girl who is willing to break all ties with their ex. I don't care if you have to make up some lie like "there isn't enough space for the two of us" Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart. If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just swipe left. eok a love story. Let go of the past; I promise our love won't hit any icebergs. Fake News N.К. missies can't reach the US. But I can reach your heart. Breaking News Trump pulls out of Paris chmate agreement Jake, 27 O less than a mile away Jake, 27 O less than a mile away Every guy eventually experiences issues with their rocket. Some rockets explode prematurely. Some never explode at all Just like our president, when I promise to pull out, I follow through But I promise that no matter what, we will have a blast. Over the past year, I made about 50 of these profiles (for fun). These are 8 of my favorite. Hopefully you get a laugh out of them.
Crazy, Dating, and Destiny: CUSTOMER SERVICE
 it is just plane wrong you
 have not swiped right yet
 Jake, 27
 Jake, 27
 less than a mile away
 less than a mile away
 We may fight, but please don't try and solve
 the argument with regular soda
 I would re-accommodate every last passenger
 just to be the guy that gets to sit next to you
 I prefer diet; we both know you are all the
 sugar I need
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 One date, one opportunity...You are everything
 l ever wanted. In one moment, would you
 swipe right, or just let it slip?
 Want to be crazy in love? Well, to the left, to
 the left. Swipe every other guy to the left.
 My palms won't be sweaty. Flirt-game not
 weak, charm is heavy. I have a date planned
 already. let's get spaghetti
 If I like it, I might put a ring on it. It could be
 our destiny to have a child, but for now, let's
 just get pizza
 Still
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 Jake, 27
 I was feeling 22, but really I am 27 and should
 probably start taking dating seriously
 I am looking for a girl who is willing to break
 all ties with their ex. I don't care if you have to
 make up some lie like "there isn't enough
 space for the two of us"
 Swipe right to fill the blank space in my heart.
 If you aren't looking for a love story, baby just
 swipe left.
 eok
 a love story.
 Let go of the past; I promise our love won't hit
 any icebergs.
 Fake News
 N.К. missies can't reach the US. But I can reach your heart.
 Breaking News
 Trump pulls out of Paris chmate agreement
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 Jake, 27
 O less than a mile away
 Every guy eventually experiences issues with
 their rocket. Some rockets explode
 prematurely. Some never explode at all
 Just like our president, when I promise to pull
 out, I follow through
 But I promise that no matter what, we will
 have a blast.
Over the past year, I made about 50 of these profiles (for fun). These are 8 of my favorite. Hopefully you get a laugh out of them.

Over the past year, I made about 50 of these profiles (for fun). These are 8 of my favorite. Hopefully you get a laugh out of them.