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opt: (Not anti-LGBT+. Just addressing the fact that capitalists co-opt progressive symbolism and messages to sell the proletariat things they don’t need, which make them poorer, since they could’ve spent their money, alternatively, on things they actually need).

(Not anti-LGBT+. Just addressing the fact that capitalists co-opt progressive symbolism and messages to sell the proletariat things they...

opt: prismatic-bell: kari-izumi: dancinbutterfly: edenfenixblogs: the-omniscient-narrator: spacevinci: somethingratchet: sheisraging: Cindy: Hey… can I be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: No. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: You really want this? Sincerely? Not ‘cause this one’s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you? Cindy: Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, I’d go to hell. And if I was good, I’d go to heaven. And if I’d ask Jesus, he’d forgive me and that was that. And here y’all are sayin’ ain’t no hell. Ain’t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as God’s concerned, it’s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. It’s like a verb. It’s like … you do God. And that’s a lot of work, but I think I’m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe I’ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You know… Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it? Rabbi: Ask me again. Cindy: Can I be a Jew? Rabbi: Yes. I cried so hard during this scene. First of all, this is beautiful. Second of all, as a contextual note, the rabbi said no for a reason. In Jewish conversion, one of the steps is that you must be discouraged at least three times. This comes from the story of Ruth, where Naomi told her not to follow her back to the Jewish tribe three times before giving in. Third of all, this is beautiful. Adrienne KILLED it in those scenes. I wept with her! “It’s like a verb.” She wants to work on her faith continuously and that was gorgeous and so honest. THIS WAS SO IMPORTANT DO U UNDERSTAND. We aren’t a people who actively convert people. You’ll never see a Jewish person try to convert you. We believe in everyone’s right to believe what they want. But it was so nice to see someone who wasn’t raised in it be able to see value in my faith. I have never seen anything like that on tv before Not only that?? Its one of the only times I’ve ever seen Judaism The Faith and Religion ever actually articulated on screen. What do we believe? We believe that You Choose To Do God. Thats why we’re the Chosen People - because we Chose to Opt In To Doing God this particular way. I have never in my life before seen any form of media EVER express what Jews ACTUALLY BELIEVE ABOUT THE UNIVERSE out loud but OITNB did. And when people ask me? I always throw them here. Because it’s dead on. You do God (Jewishly) and you have to choose it. That’s what we believe. That’s it. Thats the entire thing. And this is the only time we have EVER had ANY representation and I will cherish it always. And for those of you who didn’t see the show? She got to bathe in a mikvah equivalent and convert fully so yes, Cindy is as Jewish as the whitest Ashkenazi Jew. More, because according to the sages, the convert is to be praised for their choice and their dedication. And as such, any children she has will be Jewish too. <3 Love for Cindy. Love to any religious Jews out there who feel unseen in media (you’re right, we aren’t seen). Love for any converts out there who don’t feel Jewish enough (you are - no matter what branch you converted in). Extra love for all my Jews of Color (no addendum - just love to you all period). Stay strong out there yall. Write yourselves into some stories and talk about our faith okay? We deserve to be seen and known, even if we aren’t converting. Demystification is part of the fight against antisemitism. All of this, but ALSOit’s so rare to see black people get to be any other religion of Baptist Christian. Or to even talk about that not all of us believe in God in the way we’re been taught. Most of what I’ve learned about Judaism I learned through the Jewish bloggers I’ve found here like @prismatic-bell @realsadjewishhours and @wetwareproblem among others, but even as an agnostic black woman, I was just as happy to see Cindy find her own way, and even happier to hear that they actually did right with the conversion process this time. And @dancinbutterfly’s last line is why, when my rabbi said I should go to rabbinic school, I said…..no.Rabbi means teacher, and there are a ton of good Jewish teachers of Jews out there. But there aren’t so many Jewish teachers of gentiles. It’s why I work at cons under the name Oy Vay Productions. I am like you, except where I’m not, and where I’m not should not have to be frightening or mysterious to you. And then, when someone is all “well the Jews are a bunch of wealthy lizards,” you can remember me, think of me teaching you not just about anime but about the fact that Jews are just people out here doing how we do, and instead of “that seems possibly incorrect but I don’t know enough about Jews to dispute it,” you can say “that is not true, I have met and been befriended by a Jew, shared a meal and a class talked, and I know better.”I do my teaching by being a loud and proud Jew who is out here doing G-d an living my life. There are plenty of rabbis with skills I could only dream of having. But what I do is just as important to protecting and preserving Am Yisrael.

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I am not lazy, I just save energy 😑

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Was searching for calculator project in github. Saw this. It belongs to here.

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opt: 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away irrevocably-delicious Irrevocably-delicious @india draws Anyone who's worked in retail has probably participated in this thing I call "circle talk" and it is by far one the most exhausting and irritating parts of my job. 12-05 PM Jan 19, 2019- Twitter Web App Circle talk is when a customer asks you a question, but when you answer it, they continue to stare at you blankly. So you repeat your answer over and over, slightly rephrasing it until it permeates their brain. "How big does this cactus grow?" "It'll get quite large, but it's very slow growing, so you won't see much of a difference until almost 10 years" "Oh my wife has one that's like half metre" "Yes that must be quite old" "So they can get that big?" "Yes but not for a long time" "about 10 years?" "YES" 12:05 PM Jan 19, 2019 Twitter Web App he Cackes Grows slo Oh right& he Cockuss slow growino The Slow growing Cachs Small Cactsou will not grouw og quich Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don't think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job. starfire003 I'd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don't like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want. corisanna I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn't present. Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day greatfay Me: "For the drink, it's [x amount]) Customer: "I saw a sign that I get a free drink?" Me: "For signing up for our rewards program, yes:" Customer: "Oh... I don't have one of those Me: "Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :) Customer: "Eh don't want to sign up" Me: " " Customer: "I hate getting all those emails" Me: "Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how:) Customer: "No thanks, I don't want an account" Me: "Okay... well the drink will be [x amount]: Customer: "I thought it was free?" Me: ")" Me: "It's free if you sign up for our rewards program:)" Customer: "I don't want to sign up" Me: "Then the drink isn't free :)" Customer: "You can't just give me the drink?" Me: "No, I can't unfortunately:) Customer: "Why not? It's only [x amount] Me: "if that's not a lot of money to you, why don't you just pay for it? : Customer: "This is shit customer service" Me: ")" Customer: "This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself-" Me: "I don't control the prices, I'm just a cashier:) Customer: "-making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it's not even a large- Me: "That's not my decision, I'm just a cashier:) Customer:"-and you bet I won't be coming back here again Me: "How unfortunate :)" thekeybladeninja I can feel the) deep in my soul 74,441 notes Click to see full Sarcasm Goal 22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes

22+ Tumblr Posts To Help You Laugh Your Troubles Away #funny #memes #tumblr #funnymemes

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Estas pegando justo entiéndelo 🎶

opt: r/offmychest /carrotinthefridge 13h My boyfriend "walks" me home every night. I work late quite late into the night. Sometimes I don't get off till 2 or 3 in the morning. I live about a 5-6 minute walk from work, so I opt to just walk home each night. My boyfriend has been staying up, until I get off each day and calling me while I walk home, so that I feel safer. He calls me and I can hear the sleepiness in his voice and my heart just melts. only got home now, and it half past 3, he called me and he's already half asleep, but he's there, dozing off over the phone. T, Share 117 3.2k Wholesome boyfriend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2M0TeKS

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opt: MINELRAFT REALMS DOWNLOAD MENU STORE WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO The closed betas for Minecraft Earth will PARTICIPATE IN A BETA? be launching this summer on iOs and Android. As with all betas, the number of participants will be limited but we anticipate it rolling out to hundreds of thousands of players. Players must be 18 or older to participate. You can sign up for the opportunity to join here. Simply return to the Minecraft Earth sign up page click the "Sign Up Now" button and login with the same Microsoft/XBL account you used to sign up We'll show you all the data you entered and there will be a button to delete your data. Clicking that button removes you from the beta and deletes all your data from our servers. It does not opt you out of any promotional email communications. If you would like to opt out of email communications then visit the Promotional Communications Manager. You WHEN WILL I GET THE MINECRAFT EARTH SKIN FOR SIGNING UP FOR THE В ЕТА? You will receive an email with instructions on how to су claim your free skin within 24 hours of registration. WILL MINECRAFT EARTH HAVE LOOT WHAT REGIONS WILL MINECRAFT BOXES? EARTH BE SUPPORTED IN? 0 We're committed to bringing Minecraft Earth to the entire Earth but will roll the game out gradually to ensure everyone gets the best play experience Minecraft Earth will support all the same languages as regular vanilla Minecraft. Microsoft carefully, he's a hero This is Epic

This is Epic

opt: Lisa Snowden-McCray @LisaMcCray My son just handed me a form to sign so he can take sex education. Which means parents are still being given the option to opt out of sex education for kids. Which explains why some of our fellow twitter users are so confused about basic human functions. 9:42 AM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone Consensual sex education by mattjh MORE MEMES

Consensual sex education by mattjh MORE MEMES

opt: Lisa Snowden-McCray @LisaMcCray My son just handed me a form to sign so he can take sex education. Which means parents are still being given the option to opt out of sex education for kids. Which explains why some of our fellow twitter users are so confused about basic human functions. 9:42 AM 3/23/19 Twitter for iPhone Consensual sex education

Consensual sex education

opt: Find meaning. Distinguish melancholy from sadness. Go out for a walk. It doesn't have to be a romantic walk in the park, spring at its most spectacular moment, flowers and smells and outstanding poetical imagery smoothly transferring you into another world. It doesn't have to be a walk during which you'll have multiple life epiphanies and discover meanings no other brain ever managed to encounter. Do not be afraid of spending quality time by yourself. Find meaning or don't find meaning but "steal" some time and give it freely and exclusively to your own self. Opt for privacy and solitude. That doesn't make you antisocial or cause you to reject the rest of the world. But you need to breathe. And you need to be." Albert Camus, from Notebooks, 1951-1959"

opt: Why Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes For 75 years, Finland's expectant mothers have been given a box by the state. It's like a starter kit of clothes, sheets and toys that can even be used as a bed. And some say it helped Finland achieve one of the world's lowest infant mortality rates It's a tradition that dates back to the 1930s and it's designed to give all children in Finland, no matter what background they're from, an equal start in life The maternity package a gift from the govenment-is available to all expectant mothers It contains bodysuits, a sleeping bag. outdoor gear, bathing products for the baby, as well as nappies, bedding and a small mattress With the mattress in the bottom, the box becomes a baby's first bed. Many children, from all social backgrounds, have their first naps within the safety of the box's four cardboard walls Mothers have a choice between taking the box, or a cash grant, currently set at 140 euros, but 95% opt for the box as it's worth much more The tradition dates back to 1938. To begin with, the scheme was only available to families on low incomes, but that changed in 1949 Infant mortality in Finland, 1936 to 2010 per 1,000 births 100 90 80 70 60 50 40 30 20 10 0 1935 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 2000 05 10 Source: Statistics Finland

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Dreams out of reach

opt: Phillies GM Matt Klentak explains why he gave Bryce Harper a 13 year contract with no opt-outs https://t.co/rVt3aHbThS

Phillies GM Matt Klentak explains why he gave Bryce Harper a 13 year contract with no opt-outs https://t.co/rVt3aHbThS

opt: Me: the pizza app isn't working Mom: just call them My anxiety: Would you rather make the phone call or opt for other food?⠀ pizza delivery phonecall sadcat 9gag

Would you rather make the phone call or opt for other food?⠀ pizza delivery phonecall sadcat 9gag

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closet-keys:just in case any transmisogynists are trying to co-opt this music, it’s important to know that these two women value their tr...

opt: Me: the pizza app isn't working Mom: just call them My anxiety: Would you rather make the phone call or opt for other food?

Would you rather make the phone call or opt for other food?

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@xanaxsmoothies

opt: Technology Purist Technology NeutralTechnology Rebel Must strictly be a general-purpose datastructure in software. Must be related to computers Can be related to anything Technology Neutral Structure Purist Technology Rebel Structure Purist Hardline Traditionalists 2dc6a566 8B1cc496 la9ffTee Structure Purist Must be a distinct set of items, linked item-to-item in a chain. b070c4ec 41c3eldd E9561132 A linked list is a blockchain A git commit graph is a blockchain. This physics problem is a blockchain. Technology Purist, Structure Neutral Technology Rebel Structure Neutral True Neutral when clicked Structure Neutral go to x: y: wait secs Must be a set of items linked to each other. move 10 steps if on edge, bounce A network is a blockchain A Scratch program is a blockchain. A flowchart is a blockchain. Technology Purist, Structure Rebel Technology Neutral Structure Rebel Radical Blockchain Anarchy Structure Rebel to-do list: - fix everything -become happy scatterfish@amy-xps /> 1s bine 1ib@ boot/ lib640 dev/ lost+found/ run/ etc/ mnt/ home/ opt/ proc/ swapfile buy milk - feed cats - foo bar - solve the halting problem Can be anything linked in any way sbine usr/ A filesystem is a blockchain A text file is a blockchain. A snake is a blockchain. Had an argument about blockchains and it devolved into insanity, so I made this

Had an argument about blockchains and it devolved into insanity, so I made this

opt: OWN All 22307 tests passed 681ms /opt/java/jdk1.8.0 121/bin/java Compiled with 0 errors and 0 warnings Process finished with exit code O Gotta get your priorities straight

Gotta get your priorities straight

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bloodandgutsandpunk: Muma showed his dogs on stream to cheer up a fan who was sad.In the same stream he showed his signed Geguri jersey...

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...and all the names are taken :-(

opt: Where it's easiest and hardest to vote State rankings on the 2016 Cost of Voting Index (1-easiest to vote, 50 hardest) NH-40 WA ME VT-21 MT 18 ND MN 12 OR MA-8 RI-27 CT-15 NJ-10 DE-25 ID SD 38 NY 26 Ml 45 28 IA PA NE он IN 43 47 30 cO VA 16 MO 29 KY 41 42 NC 24 SC 43 NM 36 34 MS AL GA 50 46 20 AK 25 32 19 WAPO.ST/WONKBLOG Source: 2016 Cost of Voting Index bowiecadmium: beckettwasright: nevver: Restrict the Vote Oregon should be the model for voting in the US. I’m gonna keep banging this drum. 70% voter turnout in a mid-term. We have automatic opt-out voter registration if you get a state ID or drivers license (“motor voter” registration). Voter registration is updated automatically if you move. It even pre-registers you when you’re 16 so you don’t have to worry when you turn 18! Voting 100% vote by mail - ballots go out on the registration deadline to all eligible voters. You can mail it in until the mail-in deadline, but ballot boxes are open throughout the state until 8pm on Election Day for you to drop them off. There’s even mechanisms in place to allow the homeless to vote without a permanent address! And! You can vote at the local county elections office if something is wrong with your ballot. If voting is easy - people vote!

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opt: Bryce Harper rejected a 10-year, $300M deal with no opt-outs from the Nationals, per Chelsea Janes

Bryce Harper rejected a 10-year, $300M deal with no opt-outs from the Nationals, per Chelsea Janes

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Bash history is always there when you need it

opt: Today 17:03 Do you like bread? Yeah why Follow up question, do you like being choked? Follow-up question, do you want to come over tonight? Nope Haha this worked for everyone else on Reddit There's lots of bitches who will open their legs easily for anyone. I'm sure you'll find one around here somewhere. Best of luck. Haha no it is just a joke from Reddit I'm not really looking for anything in particular lol Hm Haha I'm sorry, honestly though I just can never think of anything clever to say in these so l usually opt for terrible jokes Just be urself, don't overthink it Yeah that's pretty good advice, thanks. Mind if I try this again? Sure Do you like bread? Sent Created with Stitch & Share! GIF Type a message.. I know this joke is dead, but i wanted to try it at least once.. maybe twice

I know this joke is dead, but i wanted to try it at least once.. maybe twice

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I think I mistakenly hacked IntelliJ and got root access to their website

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opt: Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano I don't want this. How do we opt out, @fema? I know trump isn't big on consent but I don't consent to this. NBC News@NBCNews Next Thursday, FEMA will do its first test of a system that allows the president to send a message to most U.S. cellphones. nbcnews.to/2NcFnCm T.J. Eckert @EckertTJ Replying to @Alyssa_Milano and @fema Now that you understand the value of consent, apply this principle to the policies you push on everyone else.. (GC)

(GC)

opt: Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano I don't want this. How do we opt out, @fema? I know trump isn't big on consent but I don't consent to this. NBC News@NBCNews Next Thursday, FEMA will do its first test of a system that allows the president to send a message to most U.S. cellphones. nbcnews.to/2NcFnCm TJ. Eckert @EckertTJ Replying to @Alyssa_Milano and @fema Now that you understand the value of consent, apply this principle to the policies you push on everyone else .. How libertarians feel every day about opting out. (TJ)

How libertarians feel every day about opting out. (TJ)

opt: Devin Sena @DevinSenaU This must change. It's my due date -toda My baby's healthy I'm healthy. In Colorado, it is Legal for me to get an ABORTION Natasha @wuddupally Only if you were going to die otherwise which is statistically the only reason late term abortions occur but it's fine let's just use half truths to manipulate people into agreeing with you keyhollow: prochoice-or-gtfo: Sure, it’s legal, but why would you? At that point in the pregnancy, I think it’s pretty clear you’re dedicated to giving birth, so why would you ever opt for an abortion? Legal abortion is there so your life can be saved if that pregnancy is killing you. Just think about this for two seconds.-V You can just tack “in cases of where necessary to save the mother’s life” on the law and everyone would be peachy, done. Win. Everyone is happy It’s not a “half truth“ anyway. It’s completely true that it’s legal, even if “statistics“ say there’s only one primary reason people would get one.

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opt: Leftist Seppuku Instructor @AlphaMikeFox2 How Gun Printers work in the minds of Leftists... Violent Criminal: "nah, I'll pass on this Stolen $300 street Glock and opt for the $1000 printer and $500 on material and programming for this piece of shit plastic gun that's destroyed after 1 shot." Literally Armageddon. 7/31/18, 11:59 AM

opt: Leftist Seppuku Instructor @AlphaMikeFox2 How Gun Printers work in the minds of Leftists.. Violent Criminal: "nah, I'll pass on this Stolen $300 street Glock and opt for the $1000 printer and $500 on material and programming for this piece of shit plastic gun that's destroyed after 1 shot." Literally Armageddon. 7/31/18, 11:59 AM (GC)

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opt: Leftist Seppuku Instructor @AlphaMikeFox2 How Gun Printers work in the minds of Leftists.. Violent Criminal: "nah, I'll pass on this Stolen $300 street Glock and opt for the $1000 printer and $500 on material and programming for this piece of shit plastic gun that's destroyed after 1 shot." Literally Armageddon. 7/31/18, 11:59 AM 🤔 (LC)

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opt: AT&T LTE 3:44 PM Dank Meme University turned 1 today! Inbox Tumblr to me Jun 5 View details Dank Meme University turned 1 today! We hope it was a great year, and we look forward to sharing many more! Post this! tumblr 770 Broadway New York NY 10003. Email settings Opt-out DMU turned 1 on 6.5.18! 🎈🎉 I missed it but it’s ok, we’ll try again next year 😜 We got about 110k in 1 year, let’s see what we can do in another! I 💙 u all 😘 and thanks for all of the support since day 1 💕

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opt: RED ALERT FOR NET NEUTRALITY Text BATTLE to 384-387 *msg & data rates apply, reply STOP to opt out staff: staff: 🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨 Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW. We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you. Here’s what you can do to save the internet: In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr. Join us and dozens of your other favorite companies like Etsy, Vimeo, Reddit, and GitHub to raise awareness with the Red Alert campaign being run by Battle for the Net. Just add this small widget to your Tumblr to let your followers know how they can contact their reps. It’s as easy as copying and pasting the small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web. This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help. The FCC has announced that they will end net neutrality on June 11. You can help stop them. The Senate is voting on a resolution to maintain a safe and open internet. Contact your reps—let them know you support net neutrality. This is it, Tumblr. Now is the time to act. Go, go, go!

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opt: RED ALERT FOR NET NEUTRALITY Text BATTLE to 384-387 *msg & data rates apply, reply STOP to opt out staff: 🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨 Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW. We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you. Here’s what you can do to save the internet: In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr. Join us and dozens of your other favorite companies like Etsy, Vimeo, Reddit, and GitHub to raise awareness with the Red Alert campaign being run by Battle for the Net. Just add this small widget to your Tumblr to let your followers know how they can contact their reps. It’s as easy as copying and pasting the small line of code right into the customize theme page on the web. This is important. This matters. It’s up to you to help.

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