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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO
 SWEAR
 AROUND
 THE WORLD
 VAFFANCULO
 CASSE-TOI!
 YUMAGO!
 BY JASON SACHER
 ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH

 Perha
 human being, there
 happily copulates with animals in her
 and mean-spirited picture
 uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger.
 take kindly to the mental images that the phrases
 e the most obvious globally
 sho
 We as a species do not t
 below conjure. As you can imagine,
 insulting animal of choice to p
 have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani
 consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c
 dogs ar
 air with a mother, but certain cultures
 imals in there
 BULGARIAN
 Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata
 Your performs o
 performs oral sex upon bears in the forest."
 DUTCH
 Zoon van een hoerige kameel!
 Son of a camel whore!"
 With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in
 question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh
 serviced camels.
 FINNISH
 Äitisi nai poroja!
 Your mother copulates with reindeer!"
 AOTIAN
 Ma see mea mung!
 Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!"
 HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD
 THE MOTHERLOD

 Fuck off
 uzendayo
 うぜーんだよ。
 Motherfucker.
 kisama
 貴様。
 Asshole
 teme
 てめぇー。
 Leave me the fuck alone.
 shitsukėndayo
 しつけ-んだよ。
 I hate you.
 daikirai
 大嫌い。
 Ded
 na
 What did you just say!?!
 nandatö
 なんだと
 !?!
 Get out of my way.
 doke
 どけ。
 Go to hell.
 shine
 死ね。
 Eat shit.
 kusokurae
 くそくらえ。
 Shut the fuck up.
 ussendayo
 うっせ-んだよ。
 What the fuck?
 ahoka
 アホか?!
 You're worthless.
 tsukaenė yatsu dana
 つかえねーやつだな。
 eacefu
 ng.
 Just
 ent.
 My
 uS
 with a
 de.
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Swear Around the World

novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World

Blowjob, Candy, and Fucking: hannah @lovecloud I told my boyfriend to write me an essay on why I should blow him 00 AT&T LTE 7:58 PM 89% 8 MAN CANDY I want a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement written in MLA format on why l should suck your dick Due by midnight tonight I'll fucking do it. Do it Ok. By text or email? Email Gotchu. Jose Alvarez Dr. Hannah Smith GF STUDIES PO1 December 27 2016 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author, whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and women who partake in oral sex It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount, and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming evidence supported by countless scientists that links the performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii female partner Likewise, women who report performing more benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men." The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self- esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't sucky fucky amazing? The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love, admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but you as well Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you should smoke my penis. The end. unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life
Blowjob, Candy, and Fucking: hannah
 @lovecloud
 I told my boyfriend to write me an essay
 on why I should blow him

 00 AT&T LTE
 7:58 PM
 89%
 8
 MAN CANDY
 I want a persuasive essay with
 a strong thesis statement
 written in MLA format on why l
 should suck your dick
 Due by midnight tonight
 I'll fucking do it.
 Do it
 Ok.
 By text or email?
 Email
 Gotchu.

 Jose Alvarez
 Dr. Hannah Smith
 GF STUDIES PO1
 December 27 2016
 A Short but Thorough Analysis on Why You Should Blow Me
 To blow, or not to blow? This is a parody of the wel
 echoed Shakespearean proverb that gauges the pros and cons
 and consequential successes and failures (the latter of which is
 indisputably improbable) of giving me a blowjob. As the author,
 whom henceforth will be referred to for general commentary as I
 or me, have taken a contrarian stance on the hyperbolized
 disadvantages of giving me a blowjob, I will, in strictly
 heterosexual dialogue, support my argument by addressing the
 benefits of having my skin flute played orally. The
 aforementioned benefits are as follows: increased receptivity for
 the blowing of the other partner, positive increase on women's
 self-esteem, and the enrichment of intimacy between men and
 women who partake in oral sex
 It goes without saying that in order to be healthy; a person
 must eat well, exercise moderately, sleep a generous amount,
 and last but not least, have regularly sex. There is overwhelming
 evidence supported by countless scientists that links the
 performance of sex to better health. But where does oral sex
 benefit me? Why should you blow me? I'm not selfish, and this
 excerpt from The Evolution of Sexuality from Oakland
 University proves that blowing me is not only beneficial for me
 but for you as wel "Men who report performing more mate
 retention behaviors, in general, and more benefit-provisioning
 mate retention behaviors, in particular; also report greater
 interest in, and more time spent, performing oral sex on theii
 female partner Likewise, women who report performing more
 benefit-provisioning mate retention behaviors also report
 greater interest in, and moretme spent, performing oral sex on
 their male partner -but this relationship is stronger for men."
 The aforementioned only reinforces my point that blowing me
 serves to greatly encourage a more diverse repertoire in bed

 Performing the act of fellatio on your amazing boyfriend
 surely includes you in the beneficiary. Recent studies and polls
 have found that there is indeed a correlation concerning th
 frequency of knob gobbling and a woman's improved self-
 esteem. According to the June 2011 issue of The Journal of
 Adolescent Health, researchers at John Hopkins Bloomberg
 School of Health conducted a poll, of which the results found
 that sexual pleasure augments healthy psychological and social
 development. Researcher Adena Galinsky, Ph.D.'s studies in the
 poll concluded that the receiving and performing of oral se
 improved a woman's self-esteem, autonomy, and empathy. Isn't
 sucky fucky amazing?
 The frequency of oral sex and intimacy goes hand in hand. I
 uncontestably declare that sex with foreplay will always eclipse
 sex lacking thereof. Here's what journalist Gigi Engel from Elite
 Daily has to say; "Ifyou 're giving a blowjob, you 're serving this
 other person with no guarantee that you ll receive the same
 satisfaction. You're giving up your pleasure -and perhaps
 suffering some discomfort -for the sake of making someone
 else happy. You 're valuing another person 's pleasure above your
 own." Giving me brain literally fosters a stronger chain of love,
 admiration, loyalty, and empathy between both of us. If both
 opinionated journalists and empirical scientists subscribe to this
 idea, then surely giving me a blowjob rewards not only me, but
 you as well
 Giving me a blowjob is thus proven to encourage a
 healthier sexual and emotional state. These three points are
 fueled by both reason and logic, and in my opinion, are
 substantial evidence to the welfare of my dick. In conclusion,I
 plead with to whom this essay is explicitly written, that you
 should smoke my penis. The end.
unf0rgivingly:
This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life

unf0rgivingly: This is the most entertaining thing I think I’ve ever read in my life

Bad, Love, and Period: CRYBABY Follow I am horrified and saddened by the statements and story told tonight by Timothy Heller. What she and I shared was a close friendship for a period of time. We came into each other's lives as we were both starting our careers as artists, and we tried to help each other. We both had pain in dealing with our individual demons and the new paths we were forging, but I truly felt we were trying to lift each other up. She never said no to what we chose to do together. And although we parted ways, I am sending her love and light always. 11:37 PM-4 Dec 2017 <p><a href="https://therealhoneyestbadger.tumblr.com/post/168235585915/the-jingle-birdy-libertarirynn-im-getting" class="tumblr_blog">therealhoneyestbadger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://the-jingle-birdy.tumblr.com/post/168234598588/libertarirynn-im-getting-really-bad-vibes-from" class="tumblr_blog">the-jingle-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/168234503224/im-getting-really-bad-vibes-from-this-response-i" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>I’m getting really bad vibes from this response. I was waiting to see how things played out and how she would respond to the accusations, but this has me more inclined to believe the girl’s story. Note how she says “she never said no to what we did“. Not “she said yes“, just that she never said “no“. According to Timothy Heller‘s account (Timothy is a female and Melanie‘s alleged victim, just so there’s no confusion), Melanie continue to beg and harass her and after Timothy made it very clear that she did not want to do it, she was too broken down to continue insisting that she stop once Melanie went on and did it anyway. Being traumatized into silence is not the same thing as consent. If she already said she wasn’t interested then “she never said no when I was doing it” is not going to cut it.</p> <p>I’m still not completely convinced either way, but this doesn’t look good.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, this statement’s looking pretty wishy washy and evasive…</p></blockquote> <p>Wait what happened?</p></blockquote> <p>Melanie Martinez has been accused of rape by her former friend Timothy Heller (who is also a girl). Heller claims that during a sleepover Melanie begged and harassed her for two nights straight to have sex, and despite Heller’s continuing turning her down, Melanie decided to perform oral sex and penetrate her with a sex toy. Heller says she did not directly fight her off because at that point she had been broken down, but as we all know silence does not equal consent. Anyway Martinez responded by basically acknowledging that sex happened, but claiming that it was consensual because “she never said no“. Very careful wording there. Taken right out of the sex offender’s handbook. We all know that if a man gave a response like that he would be hanging on the cross by now.</p>
Bad, Love, and Period: CRYBABY
 Follow
 I am horrified and saddened by the
 statements and story told tonight by
 Timothy Heller. What she and I shared
 was a close friendship for a period of
 time. We came into each other's lives as
 we were both starting our careers as
 artists, and we tried to help each other.
 We both had pain in dealing with our
 individual demons and the new paths we
 were forging, but I truly felt we were trying
 to lift each other up. She never said no to
 what we chose to do together. And
 although we parted ways, I am sending
 her love and light always.
 11:37 PM-4 Dec 2017
<p><a href="https://therealhoneyestbadger.tumblr.com/post/168235585915/the-jingle-birdy-libertarirynn-im-getting" class="tumblr_blog">therealhoneyestbadger</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://the-jingle-birdy.tumblr.com/post/168234598588/libertarirynn-im-getting-really-bad-vibes-from" class="tumblr_blog">the-jingle-birdy</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/168234503224/im-getting-really-bad-vibes-from-this-response-i" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>I’m getting really bad vibes from this response. I was waiting to see how things played out and how she would respond to the accusations, but this has me more inclined to believe the girl’s story. Note how she says “she never said no to what we did“. Not “she said yes“, just that she never said “no“. According to Timothy Heller‘s account (Timothy is a female and Melanie‘s alleged victim, just so there’s no confusion), Melanie continue to beg and harass her and after Timothy made it very clear that she did not want to do it, she was too broken down to continue insisting that she stop once Melanie went on and did it anyway. Being traumatized into silence is not the same thing as consent. If she already said she wasn’t interested then “she never said no when I was doing it” is not going to cut it.</p>

<p>I’m still not completely convinced either way, but this doesn’t look good.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Yeah, this statement’s looking pretty wishy washy and evasive…</p></blockquote>

<p>Wait what happened?</p></blockquote>

<p>Melanie Martinez has been accused of rape by her former friend Timothy Heller (who is also a girl). Heller claims that during a sleepover Melanie begged and harassed her for two nights straight to have sex, and despite Heller’s continuing turning her down, Melanie decided to perform oral sex and penetrate her with a sex toy. Heller says she did not directly fight her off because at that point she had been broken down, but as we all know silence does not equal consent. Anyway Martinez responded by basically acknowledging that sex happened, but claiming that it was consensual because “she never said no“. Very careful wording there. Taken right out of the sex offender’s handbook. We all know that if a man gave a response like that he would be hanging on the cross by now.</p>

therealhoneyestbadger: the-jingle-birdy: libertarirynn: I’m getting really bad vibes from this response. I was waiting to see how things p...